i am advising coming clean, lash - you are using this advice column as advance advertising groundwork for your tub webcam site aren't you? without even offering incentive. for shame!
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Mekt, I have learned that the Khundian ambassador will be attending EDE's Kitty Christening Party. What is the proper form of address for the ambassador? And would you consider this a formal occasion - white tie, black tie or come as you are?
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It occurred to me, Mekt, that those last two "zz" in Ranzz are very appropriate for someone who likes to zap. (Or sleep, of course). Perhaps this was all pre-destined.
You are very polite indeed, always addressing me as "Miss Cramer". Perhaps you're a southern gentleman of the old school and we should be calling you "Colonel Ranzz".
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Hmmm, I have been trying to find away to talk to a friend about a personal hygene issue.
Seems He (for example, not naming names) just recently turned to permanent metal and has been, well, collecting body wastes. Certainly there must be social protocals that deal with this very common afflication.
What to do?
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for the first meeting with the khundian ambassador, follow the ancient and universal (and so simple!) method: address her, him, or it as madam surly, mr. surly, or ambassador surly. after being introduced, khund society accepts and in fact encourages a grunt as a greeting. please remember to use the formal rather than the familiar tone, though!
the degree of the formality of the party is determined by the host. since the host will likely be calamity king, you can't really go wrong because he almost certainly will.
(if it helps, the khund ambassador will most likely be wearing his/her/its ceremonial dress weapons. it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the cat, by the by.)
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thank you for the kind words, miss cramer. i am a villain, never a cad! i am content with my current title, however. i got it the old-fashioned way - i gave it to myself!
(i must confess that i do think my name is rather zappy! and i certainly wear it better than garth.)
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hygene? protocals? all this protean-bismollian (them again?) splicing does sound tricky, doesn't it?
ah but it isn't. etiquette is about making others feel comfortable, remember. turn yourself into metal and begin collecting body wastes yourself. perhaps you can trade, or hold conventions. and mekt has no objection if you create a new market by advertising your wares' collectibility on eUniverse.
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