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Admit it! You aren't as trusting and open-minded as you think you are! Which alien races do you find just too difficult to completely trust?
The telepaths of Titan! Read my mind in an instant? Bah! Keep away!
Durlans? How do I know they're not sneaking around and following me?
Imskians? I bet they've shrunk down into my pockets to jump me when I get back to my house and steal all my creds!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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I don't trust brains that have been removed from their bodies, but still live. Doesn't really matter which race it started out as.
[ August 29, 2004, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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I hate aliens that name their race after common earth kitchen cookware and utensils and stuff.
You just KNOW they did that to lull earthlings into a false sense of security before they sneak in during the night and steal our nipples, or what have you.
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Males of any race aren't to be trusted until they are flogged into submission.
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: I hate aliens that name their race after common earth kitchen cookware and utensils and stuff.
You just KNOW they did that to lull earthlings into a false sense of security before they sneak in during the night and steal our nipples, or what have you.
The mind boggles if one got a severe case of Gil'Dishpan hands...
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