Moms should keep their eyes on their kids and no mom has more eyes to watch their kids than when Mom is a UP Big Wig. Good thing too, when your kids are in the LSH.
I propose a three-way smackdown between Mighty Marta Allon, Whipper Winema Wazzo and Iron Corset Ardeen.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
You could add Kiwa Nal, Pre-boot High Seer of Naltor, as a relief smacker.
Posted by disaster boy on :
my money's on Mighty Marta Allon.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Are we talking about the current "Attack of the 50'" Marte Allon? If so, I'd definitely agree with Deeby.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I don't know. Even 50 foot Marte would have trouble laying a hand on Winema.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'd also be in the Mighty Marte camp. You could pretty much look up 'badass' in a dictionary and see a picture of her. A BIG picture.
Posted by disaster boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: I don't know. Even 50 foot Marte would have trouble laying a hand on Winema.
very fuuunny.
Marte did survive (2?) assisination attempts.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Didn't Winema survive one as well?
We have to say Saturn mom is unproven (on panel) as of yet. But we also haven't seen Saturn Dad, have we? I'll conjecture that she practiced for this event on Saturn Dad.
We also know Winema had dealings with shady Carrgite types. The other ladies should watch out for the second and third bodies of Winema's ex. He weilds a mean crow bar just for a few bucks to go to the races.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think everyone knows how much fondness I have for Winema. Heck, one of my favorite alt-ID's...
Oops, I've said too much.
Anyway, that being said, Marte Allon would totally kick her ass. It's like a fight between Mrs. Garrett and Mr. Belding. No contest.
Posted by superboymddjr on :
you guys spoke too soon! here's the cover of #20 showing Marte Smackdown.