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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
(Something happened to the last thread. Not sure what, but pages of posts got dropped. Nightcrawler locked the thread. This is the replacement)
So shall we start anew?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh please! Let's now do!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'm all tingly with excitement.
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Do I want that image? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
prints, or by a download?
[ September 11, 2006, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by dedman on :
Get prints by the dozen!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's cheaper by the dozen.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The original or the remake?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The original was the cheaper.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
These posts sure are inane!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Well, that's the whole point.
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
That's true enough, Rockhopper Lad. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
it's a tradition, after all.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Why is this a tradition?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why is anything a tradition?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Because tradition makes it so.
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Like "Fiddler on the Roof"?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You might say every one...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...of us is a fiddler...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...on the roof trying to...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...scratch out a pleasant, simple...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...tune without breaking his neck.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Inane twenty-five word musical quote
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Anatevka, Anatevka. Underfed, overworked Anatevka.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Are we stuck on this?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No problem. We'll move on.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Roll those wagons! Westward ho!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Moving on to "Oklahoma!" now?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Where the wind comes sweeping...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Does it use a broom?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
My boss rides a broom.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Swiffers for the modern witch
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Don't like the Swiffers ads.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
They clean really well, though.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Really? I don't think so!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tis just more corporate hucksterism.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I've never heard of Swiffers.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I've never heard of 'hucksterism'!
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
I've heard of both words.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
This board is so educational!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Educational smeducational, I say, Rocky!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hokey Smokes Bullwinkle! Watch out!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I love Moose and Squirrel.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
This is my boy, Sherman.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hop in the WABAC machine.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Chicken catch a Tory! *groan*
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You'll fry, Bacon! *double groan*
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Sounds like Punday at Callahan's...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Both are from Mr. Peabody.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Mr. Peabody can have them.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
What's with Peabody and Sherman?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Don't ask, don't tell, eh?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sherman is Mr. Peabody's boy.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Whose boy is Mr. Peabody?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Nobody's: He's a superintelligent dog.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But his puns are atrocious.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Would you say they're pungent?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Enough of this doggerel, gang.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
This is getting dog-gone redundant!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You can say that again.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
This is getting dog-gone redundant!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Must you be so literal?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Must you be so liberal?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am liberal with limericks
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I am liberal with conservatism.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh, must we discuss politics?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Nah! But I'm conservatively liberal!
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Isn't that a contradiction, Lardy?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Well, 'jumbo shrimp' isn't contradictory!?!?!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I prefer libertarian socialists, myself.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I prefer hamburgers and fries.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Without tomatoes, given your ways.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not even ketchup. a shame.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Caliente has wiles; Quislet, ways.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Caliente's 'wiles' sure are attractive! ![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You should see them live.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Is that an offer, Quis?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am not Caliente's agent.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not covered in twenty dollars?
[ September 26, 2006, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I'll raise Kent twenty more!
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Lardy rises from the dead?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lardy's been dead? since when?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Since Hummer Lass stabbed me!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
It happened here , Kent Shakespeare!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No, no, look over here.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I refuse to believe it!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Like Elvis, LardLad still lives!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Guess I'm alive after all!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Temporary death's so overly used.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Hey! This was misdirection, technically.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
LardLad - Off on a technicality.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I blame the 'liberal' courts.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(Conservatives always have amusing excuses)
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Just be glad Lardy's alive!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
What about poor HUGEMANBREASTS, though? ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
There'll always be HUGEMANBREASTS somewhere.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
As long as justice lives?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
As long as which justice?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
That of the righteous manboobs!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Manly manboobs doing manly things!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Like providing warmth and nourishment!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Can we change the subject?
Posted by Igee The Mighty on :
Why, pray tell, should we?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
If you have to ask...
Posted by Igee The Mighty on :
...then it will be answered?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Quis and Rocky deplore manboobs?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
says who? Change is good.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Um, was that a question?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Wrong thread! Still five words!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's easy to get confused
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I do it, too, sometimes.
Posted by Igee The Mighty on :
just like britney spears apparently
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I much prefer asparagus spears.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Yuck to both! Next topic!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Oops! We did it again.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
SONG.....STUCK....IN....MY....HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Bwa Ha Ha Ha HA!
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
Oh, how droll... ha ha.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Moving right along... it's autumn!
Posted by dedman on :
get drunk and FALL down!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Soon clocks will fall behind
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Yes, winter's on the way.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The weather outside is frightful.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
But the fire's so delightful
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Sod that, it's still cold!!
Posted by Liberty Monkey on :
The evenings grow too dark!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I'm still running A/C Here!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
My nose is running, here.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Say, does your nose run?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And do your feet smell?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Then you were built upside-down!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
That's what makes me special.
Posted by SharkLad on :
special people ride small buses
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I get my own seat.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
That's because my feet smell.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Buffalo: Two feet of snow!
Posted by dedman on :
two feet more than here
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
or here, for that matter.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Winter is coming. Bah Humbug!
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
So what's wrong with winter?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Nothng! Winter is groovy, man!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
She was an awesome nanny!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Wonder whatever happened to Winter?
Posted by dedman on :
I'm a Summer person, myself.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Autumn or Fall, which word?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I'm British, so it's Autumn
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
You fall down the stairs...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
When in a police station.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
how arresting a notion, that.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
No Star Wars novel fans?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Not a Star Wars fan.
Posted by dedman on :
You don't like Star Wars?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But what about the novels?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I just didn't enjoy it.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I never read the novels.
[ October 20, 2006, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Edited above for five words.
[ October 20, 2006, 11:38 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I flexxed my moderator muscles.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Numbers were never my forte.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis: numbers cop par excellente!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just doing my job Sir
Posted by SharkLad on :
reporting for duty, your lordship
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
counting words. not for amateurs.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll give it another try.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Don't try it at home.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not without Quis' undivided attention.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What? Did you say something?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Are you talkin' to me?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sigh. Why do I bother?
Posted by dedman on :
isn't it worth a try?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
somedays I have to wonder.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wonder bread builds strong bones
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Bah! that's just corporate propaganda.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Yay! Down with corporate propoganda!!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Long live the Revolution Brothers!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Liberté, égalité, fraternité or death!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Seconded. Except the "death" part.
Posted by dedman on :
hey, whats wrong with death?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
How about "awful hangovers" instead?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I drink therefore I'm drunk.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I'm drunk, therefore I drank.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
oops! double post wuz here.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'd rather have a bottle...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...in front of me than...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...a frontal lobotomy. so there.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And there you have it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You can have it back.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Don't give it to me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who wants this hot potato?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
too many carbs for me.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
carbs are better than crabs
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I don't mean the seafood.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Chesapeake Bay crabs are tasty.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
But cheapskate crabs are stingy.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
we're rather crabby today, eh?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I feel like chicken tonight
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm feeling rather brave myself.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
so Miner's an Atlanta fan?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The city, yes. The team......
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A big fan! two posts!
Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
He can correct that, right?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He can, and he will.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Where there is a will...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There are greedy relatives fighting.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
and their lawyers being consulted.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That should go without saying.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and their lawyers being consulted.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You can say that again.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and their... oh, why bother?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You were on a roll.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The Rye or the Kaiser?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Eye of the Tiger" Rocks!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Weird Al's version is better.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
He usually is. Amish Paradise?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Coolio should never have complained.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Okay. Now you've lost me.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It took us long enough.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I don't get lost easily.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's a very complex program.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Spans real and imaginary axes?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Now you HAVE lost me!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Actually, that part made sense.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Touch, taste, smell, hearing, sight
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis is our quintessential wit.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Half-wit is more like it
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
but still smarter than politicians.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
and also the average bear
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll bear that in mind.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hey Boo-Boo a pic-a-nic basket!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The Ranger won't like it!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who cares about Mister Ranger?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yogi and Boo-Boo slept together.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I didn't need to know.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
They're shown sharing a bed!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
They were just friends. Really!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Like Skipper and Gilligan, then?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You said it, little buddy
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
what about Ginger and Lovey
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
What? Does Mary Ann know?
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
She might, she might not....
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What about the poor Professor?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Not to mention Mr Howell!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But you just mentioned him!?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Someone had to mention him
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
This is way too kinky.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kinky Friedman runs for governor
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
Cockburn doesn't tour without conscience
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
Just testing my newest sig.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I love the new signature
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It is very, very funny.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Good one! I'd watch that.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
They would have better luck.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Luck be a lady tonight
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Says he who skipped Vegas.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Did Frank Sinatra skip Vegas?
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
I really hate Vegas ALOT!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'm heading out to Philadelphia.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, have a good time.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Philadelphia, lock up your sons!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The City of Brotherly Love?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
and the setting of "Rocky"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
don't forget Tom Hanks, now.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
"Yo Adrian? WE DID IT!!!"
Posted by Lad Boy on :
20 hours and still alive
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That's gotta be a record.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
A Philly soul record yet.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Philadelphia freedom I love you
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Elton John!
varmint be gone!
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
I'm a pin ball wizard.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
well, I'm a Taurus myself
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Better than being a Pinto.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Or worse yet, lima bean.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I quite like kidney beans.
Posted by Ravenette84 on :
I don't like any beans.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Not even normal baked beans?!?!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Normal's a city in Illinois.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Illinois also has a Metropolis
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's near Cairo (pronounced "Kayro").
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Walk like an Egyptian! Way-o!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cairo NY's pronounced 'Kayro' too.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
This is an ongoing debate...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
How do you pronounce "kitsch"?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Kitsch" would rhyme with "stitch".
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
thanks Rockhopper...you're so smart!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Why, thank you! *blink, blink*
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It takes brains, hopping rocks.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Can five words describe elections?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Vote for Fat Cramer's hat!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Legion World's Next Top Hat
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A contest by Sketch Lad
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'd rather discuss Cramer's Hat.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A topic worthy of discussion
Posted by Lonestar Ranger on :
Cramer's Hat wanted for questioning
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
As a material witness maybe?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wanted for busting a cap?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Perhaps some sort of cover-up
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I ran out of puns
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You're still tops with us!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Highfives and pinches for everyone!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ooo-whooo-whooo Mister Cobie --- I never!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I never knew you cared.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wait'll I'm bottoms with y'all! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What does that even mean?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You really want to know?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I think you're probably right.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm sure that he's right!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
How can you be sure?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I am nearly always right.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
How often are you wrong?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Months without "R", alternate Tuesdays.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How about on February thirtith?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Julian calendars are not allowed.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
How about Dr. Julian Bashir?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He is not allowed either.
Posted by dedman on :
Can we allow Dr. Spock?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Let's not be childish, folks.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Childish? Us? Oh, come now!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dr Spock vs. Mr. Spock
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That would be highly illogical.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"I'm a pediatrician, not a..."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have been many things...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
name five, if you please.
Posted by dedman on :
farmer, telemarketer, wrestler, musician, cook
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
You're such a talented individual!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Pretty lively for a dedman.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The dead get around easier.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Some can walk through walls.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tinya Wazzo would be proud!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Better Tinya than Patrick Swayze.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
True in every possible situation.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
But can Tinya Dirty Dance?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Oh God! I hope so!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Don't think that's a problem.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wasn't Ghostdancing a Vertigo book?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTDANCERS!!!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
....Sometimes I even embarrass myself.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Is it really that hard? ![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
[ November 24, 2006, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
But I'm just so shy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If you believe that then
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
want to buy a bridge?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Leftovers from the big dig?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Now you are talking turkey!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Why call Kent a turkey?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I believe I've been insulted.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Being a bird's not bad.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
November's not for eating penguins.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and turkeys are considered stupid.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
No but they are tasty
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I'm sure kent's tasty too
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Well that's what I've heard
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Where did you hear that?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A little bird told him
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A little bird with taste.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
It was a small turkey.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
... crashed into stately Walkwithcrowds Manor?
[ November 27, 2006, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Pilgrims: A superstitious, cowardly lot?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Potatos: An overlooked, unappreciated lot?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nah. Potatos are everywhere, man.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thanksgiving: more fun with tequilla?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Everything's more fun with tequila.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
No tequilla = pilgrims become cowardly
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No tequila = no first Thanksgiving.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
No Thanksgiving = no Industrial Revolution
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No Industrial Revolution = no comics.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
No comics = no Cobalt statues
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
So, even tequila's not perfect.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Perfection = Evil Nazi Super-Plot
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Evil Super Nazis... of Space?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Are there any other kind?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The ones that got grounded.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
They got "all grounded up"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's the least they deserve.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
The least I can do.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Election: set date to vote?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Give Actor until Monday, decide?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I've decided on chocolate cake.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Get me a piece, too.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Get me a piece, three!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Actually, get me three pieces.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Someone will have a stomachache.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But it will be worthwhile.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Chocolate cake is ALWAYS worthwhile!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
says the skinny guy. figures.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
WWC says "Cake is gooood!!"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
yes, depending on the cake.
Posted by dedman on :
have I missed the cake?
Posted by Fangirl Girl on :
I really hope I haven't!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Everybody can share WWC's cake.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Chocolate cake for every LWer!
Posted by Fangirl Girl on :
Chocolate cake is my favorite!
Posted by dedman on :
Chocolate cake is quite good!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But I miss Mearl's cupcakes.
Posted by dedman on :
I miss Mearl's Sun Cannon.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
all share what cake? # Buuuurp#
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I just miss Mearl, period.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I always miss the point.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's a great straight line.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
We want our Mearl back!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's not a straight line.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But it certainly is accurate.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Can I get an "amen?"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Yes, but it'll cost you.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
How much do you charge?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
How much do you have?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Are you worth pocket lint?
Posted by dedman on :
how much is lint worth?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Depends on the source, probably.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
well how about bellybutton lint?
Posted by dedman on :
i think thats worth more
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It could not be worthless.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It couldn't be worth less.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The same - more or less
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
more or less than what?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
more or less than the other?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That is six words, pal.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Bad WWC. Bad, I say.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What will be his punishment?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Abbot! I'm a BAAAAAAAD boy!!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Spare WWC and spank me!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Punishment must be decided by...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...the planetary chance machine! Ha!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I don't mind being spanked!!!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Oh No! Double post, again!
[ December 07, 2006, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: walkwithcrowds ]
Posted by dedman on :
padding that post count WWC?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What else is this for?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
To show our sparkling wit?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I would prefer sparkling champagne!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Aren't you on the wagon?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Exit wagon at next bar.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Driver! To The Copacabana please!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Why? Everyone goes to Rick's.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
All the usual suspects anyway.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm on my way now!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Save a seat for me.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Does Keyser Soze go there?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
ask Major Strasser! mach schnell!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Catherine Schell starring as Maya
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Wonder Woman of Space:1999
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Whatever happened to her anyway?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The moon drifted across space.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It needed a better agent.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Two seasons? Can't get far.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Just ask ol' David Caruso.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ricky Schroeder wasn't complaining, though.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, no. He just disappeared.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But not like Jimmy Hoffa
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No. People wonder about Hoffa.
Posted by dedman on :
He's under Giants stadium, right?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Is that where Gim played?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Was he a tight end?
Posted by Joe-Boy Harvestar on :
Thats to easy a Setup
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What more do you want?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
two O's in "too" perhaps?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You ask much of us.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ask not what Miner can...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...do for his Legion World.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Ask what our Legion World...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...can do for Outdoor Miner.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Is being EVIL really fun?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I call it "Enlightened Self-Interest".
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not neccessarily enlightened, in politics.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Politics results in strange bedfellows
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Politicians are strange fellows anyway.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Spoken from experience, old chum?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I've known MANY strange fellows.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
They were lot's of fun
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hey Kids! Hours of fun!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Poets're both clean and warm.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
They're well above the norm.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Leave poor Norm alone, man.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Yeah Norman's a nice guy.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
But his mum's scary though.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
She's just a bit over-protective.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Like that's a bad thing?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mother knows best, little one.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I wouldn't argue with her.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
She is REALLY skinny though
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Confusing Quis with his avatar?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am not my avatar.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You'll Magritte that, Rockhopper Lad!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, you've lost me there.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you tried Hari Krishna?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Has Hari Krishna tried you?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You mean, "try my patience"?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Patience is a virtue, right?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Virtue is its own punishment
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
virtue is its own reward.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Virtue is for squares, man!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Four square meals a day
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I prefer well rounded meals.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I prefer really stylish meals.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fashion! Turn to the left.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Fashion! turn to the right.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
We are the goon squad
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And we're coming to town.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Beep Beep. (Cue guitar noise)
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I have different coloured eyes...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...just like Mr David Bowie...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...I would show my photo...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...but I can't "upload file".
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Can you sing "Ziggy Stardust"?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Love that song, Outdoor Miner!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
One of my favorite albums.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Not very Christmasy, is it?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It fills me with cheer.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
and Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That one isn't so cheerful.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
someone understood the reference! wow.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
It's safe to say Miner's
Posted by Lad Boy on :
not just another pretty face.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Beauty is only skin deep
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm not any pretty face.....
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
....but I appreciate the compliment.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You deserve any you get.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
2007's first five word post!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's a milestone. Or something.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Super Milestone of Space.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I go with "or something".
Posted by SharkLad on :
I go with boys, mostly
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I go with my instincts.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I just go to pieces
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Whatever works for you, man.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"work" is a dirty word.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's a four letter word.
Posted by dedman on :
four letter words are dirty
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's why we like them
Posted by LARDLAD on :
...and inane five word posts!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Five word posts are dirty?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
They're absolutely filthy, Outdoor Miner!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Especially when Lardy uses them.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Perhaps they should be washed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Wash and dry - Fifteen dollars
Posted by LARDLAD on :
No sanitizing posts here, damnit!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Tell that to the mods.
Posted by dedman on :
The Mods can get dirty too!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Whoops. One word too long.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
What will be Ded's punishment?
Posted by dedman on :
I can't count to five
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Just add one to four.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Punish him with Remedial Math!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That seems a bit harsh.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nothing is worse than that!
Posted by dedman on :
My hangover saturday was worse!!!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Wow! Worse than Remedial Math?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Is it the New Math?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Remedial is the new New.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The first shall be last
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The last shall be first
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
dogs and cats living together
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
but enough about Congress, Quis.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
An insult to pets everywhere.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Rin Tin-Tin = Joe Liebermann
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Is Rin Tin Tin Jewish?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Is the pope Jewish too?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm pretty sure he's not.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
If you find confirmation, share.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My confirmation name was Stephen
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
My middle name is E
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
E is a nice chord.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
3 is a magic number
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
One is the loneliest number.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Seven is a lucky number.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Luck be a lady tonight
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis joins the Rat Pack!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Frankie likes my avatar outfit
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Dino knocks back a martini!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Sammy sings and taps excellently.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rat Pack versus Brat Pack
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Don't you... forget about me
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Rat Pack were undoubtedly tougher.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
But Drak Pack was cooler.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I prefer a six pack
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Let's just pack it up
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Time to reference Molly Ringwald.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I think Kent did already
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Not as blatantly as Kippers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
subtlety thy name is Kent
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Do smileys count as words?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That is a good question
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Some say "yes", others "no"
Posted by Lad Boy on :
unless of course they're politicians
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Add lawyers to that list
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I suggest smileys only count...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
... if they actually add meaning.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll ![[Cheers]](graemlins/cheers.gif)
you all counts.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But some graemlins aren't intrinsic.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The adds means so...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kent posted six words! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Ban him from this thread!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
No soup for Kent Shakespeare!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No room at the inn!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A wink isn't a word.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
We should vote on this.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I vote we get beer!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
We need beer to vote.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Is it old enough to?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is aged to perfection
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Then it can't be American.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
As American as apple pie
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Baseball and hot dogs too?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Aren't hot dogs really German?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Frankfurters, yes. Hot dogs, no.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
So wieners then are Austrian?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wouldn't know about that
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I think you do, actually.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
About Austrians? or about wieners?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The latter. He's an encyclopedia.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
An Encyclopedia Brittanica or Americana?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Britannica spells "enyclopedia" as "encyclopćdia".
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No extra "u"? I'm shocked.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better than a frontal lobotomy
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But enough about Tony Blair.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Yeah. Let's talk about ME,
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Tell us more, Lad Boy.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dish the dirt, Lad Boy!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I love a good dish
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nothing beats a great meal.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
You can say that again!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
But will he want to?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Usually, that's my cue, actually.
Posted by dedman on :
Cue? Are we playing pool?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Marco! Polo! Cannonball!!!!! Stop Splashing!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis in the deep end!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
over his head, without floatation!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Same as it ever was.
Posted by dedman on :
When does it ever change?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Change is the one constant
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Not in this thread, though.
Posted by dedman on :
One thread in the pattern.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Five words in the post.
Posted by dedman on :
Aren't posts made of wood?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Are we vulnerable to wood?
Posted by dedman on :
What are we Lardy...Vampires?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Nah--Alan Scott Green Lanterns!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Alan Scott is Just Kewl
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Actually, he's Justice Society, baby!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
And his son is gay!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
in a shady way, too.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
The daughter's sexy and green!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
a moment of silence please
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
she'll be back, I'll bet.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Is Jade dead or something?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kent is hoping "or something"
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Was her "something" depicted ambiguously?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
We saw the body, actually.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But it's still ambiguous, regardless.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
It's always ambiguous in comics!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, there you have it.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Is Jean Grey still dead?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Currently. But give them time.
Posted by dedman on :
Time....it heals all wounds.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Time won't let me, dedman!
Posted by dedman on :
Like sands through the hourglass.....
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
MacDonald Carey. Requiescat in pace.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Yo, who dat be, Rockizzle?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
From Days of Our Lives
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I'm unfamiliar with NBC soaps.
Posted by dedman on :
My schedule doesn't allow soaps.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Mine doesn't either. Not anymore.
Posted by dedman on :
I can't watch much TV
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I'm glad I have DVR.
Posted by dedman on :
Afraid I don't have that.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I didn't either until recently.
Posted by dedman on :
Torrent files provide my TV.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Torrent files? What are those?
Posted by dedman on :
Can't explain in five words.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
You can use multiple posts!
Posted by Pizza Delivery Girl on :
A five word FAQ? Hilarious.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Perhaps a limerick would do?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
There once was a five...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...word limerick.
You'd think that...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...it would rhyme with "Pimerick."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Kent didn't finish the limerick.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's likely for the best.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It gives him a rest.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Keeps his mental faculties quick.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
This thread took a rest.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rest restores our internal batteries.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Interns rest on restored batteries.
Posted by dedman on :
Sometimes they rest on Cobie!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Only if the rabbit dies.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'm huntin' a scwewy wabbit.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'll be vewy, vewy quiet!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
But it's really Elmer season!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Daffy said it's wabbit season!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But he's been wrong before.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Kill the wabbit! kill the--
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Did I see a Valkyrie?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
My spear and magic helmet!!!
Posted by dedman on :
You have a magic helmet?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Oh, Bwunhilda...you'we so wuvwy!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yes...I can't help it!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
trying for an insanity defense?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Who said I'm defensive? Lies!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ah! Therein lies the rub!
Posted by dedman on :
Three men in a tub!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I don't go that way.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Don't go what way, Kent?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Any which way but loose.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Any Which Way You Can
Posted by Lonestar Ranger on :
Villians--take the game threads!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Game threads will absorb villians
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Villains--filled with yummy goodness!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
So then, you've tasted villains?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll bet he's tasted 'Dru!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yep! Do ex-villainesses count? Mmmm.
Posted by Lonestar Ranger on :
<blast!> Taste that Legion oafs
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oh! How sweet! Long-stem roses.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, put them in water.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have the perfect vase!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nice. What's it look like?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It looks like a vase.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
a vase with flowers, actually.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
'Tis a vase or urn?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He said it's a vase.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Exciting dialogue we've got going.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You're saying vases aren't exciting?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Only if it's pronounced "vahz".
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
To-mat-oe To-maht-oe, Po-tat-oe Po-taht-oe
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No one really says "po-tah-to".
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
True. It's been called off.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
No more ersters, then, too?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You should hear me say...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oops! Ran out of room.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Inane twenty word posts, anyone?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
one more word would've sufficed
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What word would that be?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
A choice four-letter word, perhaps?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
There are many, many possibilities.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But will Quislet tell us?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'm sure that we have
Posted by Lad Boy on :
ways of making him talk.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ve haff Vays, you mean?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What's all this about Vee?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Jeez! Vee's knees beez hairies!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I hope Vee is alright
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He hasn't posted since 1/25/07
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
are dates really one word?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Probably not, but so what
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Aha! You gave me flack...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...for not counting s! Hypocrite!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hypocrite or bender of rules?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hypocrate - chastising others, then duplicating.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But let's change the subject.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hypocrate - a crate for hippos?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The new subject is hippos
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
that's a heavy subject, Quis.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's too deep for me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Name another subject then, Miner
Posted by dedman on :
how about talking about mines?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Isn't that a deep subject?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What about a predicate, guys?
Posted by Vee on :
I would rather mention postulates!
Posted by dedman on :
Lets not talk about those!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Carry on! Nothing to see!
Posted by dedman on :
GAH!!! I have gone blind!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
no, you're just too drunk.
Posted by dedman on :
Too drunk?.......no such thing!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
sorry. blinded by... thirst, then.
Posted by dedman on :
Yeah, that must be it.
Posted by Vee on :
Get thee to a distillery!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
work: curse of drinking class!
Posted by dedman on :
well, I'll drink to that!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Like we need an excuse.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Missing work normally requires one.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Simple, then: You're out drinking.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm not drunk yet today.
Posted by Vee on :
What are you waiting for?
Posted by dedman on :
the key word is yet.
Posted by Vee on :
The big question is "why"
Posted by dedman on :
Office trip later on today
Posted by dedman on :
After that the drinking begins
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tripping more likely after drinking.
Posted by dedman on :
Delerium Tremors...lots of fun!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Delerium, yes. Tremors, not really.
Posted by Vee on :
Reality bites, have a drink!
Posted by dedman on :
Well if you insist Vee!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Let's all have a drink!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What if we aren't thirsty?
Posted by Vee on :
You might lick some salt.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Does that get you drunk?
Posted by Vee on :
Have enough and it will!
Posted by dedman on :
Drunk on salt....no way!!!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are Salt and Pepa here?
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
I Shall Rule Legion World!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
nickle per cliche adds up.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If I had a nickel
Posted by Vee on :
Nickle Back sure is great
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nickleback? Great? You're definitely drunk.
Posted by dedman on :
Drunk? Did someone say drunk?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You just did, I think.
Posted by Vee on :
He must have had salt
Posted by dedman on :
Should I say it again?
Posted by Vee on :
We heard you last time.
Posted by dedman on :
No need to repeat then!
Posted by dedman on :
I'm off to the casino!!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Say hello to the showgirls!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Hope you break the bank!
Posted by dedman on :
I still haven't gone yet.
Posted by dedman on :
I'm waiting for my uncle.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Did he ever arrive, deds?
Posted by dedman on :
I won 1125 dollars tonight!!!
Posted by dedman on :
Slot machines then roulette table!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Drinks are on dedman's tab
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I'll take a vodka martini!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Bobourn and soda for me
Posted by Vee on :
Can I get a loan?
Posted by Vee on :
What is "Bobourn and soda"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Typical Cobie in my opinion
Posted by Vee on :
Could be a new drink
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Also typical Cobie. Bottoms up!
Posted by Vee on :
Cobie and typos...perfect together
Posted by Vee on :
Funny though, we always undertsand
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Des can't spell worth sh*t!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But does it really matter?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It's part of his charm.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Charm or potentially fatal flaw?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Do his typos impregnate anyone?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Stpo pikin awn Coby's tipos
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
l'il psto fi oyu sopt.
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
quote:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
"Well I wish you'd just tell me rather than try to engage my enthusiasm ...
... because I haven't got one."
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Enthusiasm is hard to develop.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:
Originally posted by Bicycle Repair Man:
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
"Well I wish you'd just tell me rather than try to engage my enthusiasm ...
... because I haven't got one."
Should quotes be allowed here?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I don't see why not.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Quotes never hurt anybody here.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Sticks and stones, I guess.
Posted by dedman on :
Rolling stones gather no moss
Posted by Vee on :
Moss never got them arrested!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"You have the right to..."
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"....get off of my cloud...."
Posted by dedman on :
Are you on cloud nine?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I only wish I was.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
what's wrong with cloud eight?
Posted by dedman on :
Its one less than nine!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But three more than five
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
eight more than terra firma
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
terra firma really can rock!
Posted by dedman on :
Blok is made of rock
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Do Blok's rocks really rock?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's more like wobbling, really.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Blok is a wobbly? really?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
So HE'S the Communist Blok!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The Five Years (Later) Plan.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Blok's death, Velvet Revolution, 1990.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Viva Zaryan! Viva, I say!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...or whoever killed Blok, anyway.
Posted by dedman on :
Roxxas is an evil bastich!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The devious slime of murderous crime...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...Deep inna heart of Roxxas!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Death is only the beginning
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
prove it in five words!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Viva Roxxas, then. Evil bastich....
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No using words Lobo uses
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Unless it's Clause Akins' Lobo.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Cos' he's our Sherrif Lobo....
Posted by dedman on :
I shot the sherrif once.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
did you shoot the deputy?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Deputy Fife or Deputy Dawg?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Not the Deputy Leader, please.
Posted by dedman on :
I'd never shoot you Rockhopper!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Nobody would ever shoot Rockhopper.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who's shooting up with Rockhopper?
Posted by dedman on :
Thats how nasty rumours start!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
This isn't "Have You Heard?".
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's Inane Five Word Posts.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
For those who can count.
Posted by dedman on :
sometimes, some of us can't
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
we count on Dedman, though.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
An abacus is for counting
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
A puppy is for life
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
depends on a nation's cuisine.
Posted by dedman on :
Anyone for a hot dog?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I've never really liked them.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But they really like you.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I like tofu hot dogs.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Tofu, good. Tofu dogs, no.
Posted by dedman on :
I've never tried anything tofu.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
tofu is only marginally "food."
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I like it in soups.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Tofu is a wonderful thing.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A Tigger's a wonderful thing.
Posted by dedman on :
Bouncing - what Tigger's do best.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Tiggers aren't good in soups.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
neither is tofu, I'm afraid.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm afraid of no tofu.
Posted by dedman on :
'cause everybody was Tofu fighting
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
tofu is as tofu does
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
For vegetarian, I'll choose Indian.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Well I'll rather have steak
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Me, too; just seeking segue.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
"They" seek the Scarlet Pimpernel
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
They seek him here AND
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
They also seek him there!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But none ever find him!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Look in the last place.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But that trick never works.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nothing up my sleeve! Presto!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Wrong hat!" So said Rocky.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Lord, I miss that show.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jay Ward was a genius.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Fred Ward was not, however.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
These are the Wonder Years.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oops! Mistook Ward for Savage.
Posted by dedman on :
now thats a horrible mistake!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Quis owes Savage an apology.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Any relation to Vandal Savage?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Hopefully not, for Fred's sake.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Is Miss Grundy Solomon's sister?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's a great crossover idea.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
An Archie Gang/JSA teamup.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'd be all over that.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It would be a bestseller.
Posted by dedman on :
I know I'd buy it
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'd buy at least two.
Posted by dedman on :
its a real collector's item
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
If Punisher could, why not?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
This would be even better.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
We should all write letters.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
E-mail is better. Saves stamps.
Posted by dedman on :
Can use our Alt ID's?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Yes, Abin, you sure can.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's not Abin, It's Gary.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Isn't Abin Gary's other alt?
Posted by dedman on :
Aren't we all Gary's alt?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I thought I was Cobie's.
Posted by dedman on :
Yeah, but Cobie is Gary's.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am a free man!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That explains your phone number...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...scrawled on the bathroom walls.
Posted by Pov on :
For a good time, call!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Says the guy leaving wallets...
Posted by Pov on :
Money can't buy me love. ![[Poverty Lad]](graemlins/PovertyLad.gif)
Posted by dedman on :
Hey Pov!!! Where's your pants?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pants! Retail quality - Wholesale prices
Posted by Joe-Boy Harvestar on :
By God's where's my pants?
Posted by dedman on :
No pants equals good times!!
Posted by Joe-Boy Harvestar on :
Good Times? or noodle salad?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dyna-MITE! JJ Walker! Good Times!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ain't we lucky we got ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You've got nothing on me!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I've got plenty of nothing.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Show tunes, girls! Show tunes!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I don't see the connection.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It doesn't matter. Trust me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...And nothing's plenty for me.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I've got a cold #sniff#
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Get better soon, old chum.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Holy Decongestant Batman! Get well.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Hope you feel better soon.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Drink a lot of liquid.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
chicken soup for you, amigo!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, I hope he's OK.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No news is good news.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
why I don't watch TV.
[ March 26, 2007, 06:16 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by dedman on :
Nine words Kent? For shame!!
Posted by Vee on :
He shoud receive a penalty!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
How should he be penalized?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Forgot which thread this was!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I accept any reasonable penalty.
Posted by dedman on :
Hang out with Gary Concord!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
No! Not that! Well... okay.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Ded! What have you done!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Concord? Ultraman? What's the deal?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He's a very bitter guy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
She's a very freaky girl
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the kind you don't bring...
Posted by Vee on :
...don't bring home to momma!
[ March 27, 2007, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Vee ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
When I make my move...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Movin' on, town to town.
Posted by dedman on :
Are you hitchiking or driving?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Flying, baby, flying so high ...
Posted by dedman on :
"Flying High Again" - Ozzy Osbourne
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Oh, no, here we go.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I really like HWW's Avatar
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's a nifty one, definitely.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Thanks! Interplanetary Bank beasts rule!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Unless you're a poor bank-robber.
Posted by dedman on :
Wait!!!! We can use hyphens!?!?!?!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I would say Kent cheated.
Posted by Vee on :
That's strike two on Kent!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
more and more villianous deeds
Posted by dedman on :
Keep an eye on Kent!!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What's Kent's punishment this time?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Wear sheepsuit to Security Office.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You call that a punishment????
Posted by dedman on :
Well, if Cobie sees him.......
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Still don't see the punishment.
Posted by Vee on :
Is Cobie a "baaaaaaaaaaaad" boy?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Cobie is Lou Costello reincarnated?
Posted by dedman on :
Lou Costello is Cobie's Alt.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Did Bud Abbott ever know?
Posted by dedman on :
He is Cobie's Alt too.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Who's on first? Cobie, natch!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cobie and Cobie Meet Frankenstein!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
And regarding the last page...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
... long ago, hyphens were okayed.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis himself argued for it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hyphens OK, forced hyphens not.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"bank robber" is not hyphenated.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
others have committed similar hyphenations.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am being singled out.
Posted by dedman on :
its because you're a villian!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He's gone to the Darkseid.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"On the Darkseid, oh yeah!"
Posted by dedman on :
ahhh, good old crater face.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He's making a comeback soon.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
There are too many sequels.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Too many damned sequels - continued!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Sequels to movies? Comics? Both?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yes. Yes. Yes. And yes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I don't like ambiguous answers.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Could you elaborate on that?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My statement speaks for itself.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm almost the top poster
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'm almost up to 3000.
Posted by dedman on :
a little over 3500 here.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Still in the top 10.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nineteen away from three grand.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
milestones abound on Legion World
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It's a pretty exciting time.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Three thousand! Drei tausend! 3K!
Posted by dedman on :
Hey HWW, you made it!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Congrats on making three thousand!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Thank you! Danke! Merci! Gracias!
Posted by dedman on :
Thanks in four different languages!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Love is the universal language
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I thought that was Interlac.
Posted by Reboot on :
See also binary (zero, one).
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Wasn't Binary a Marvel character?
Posted by Reboot on :
Unfortunately, she's returned to Evencrappiernamesville
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Book's likely selling well, though.
Posted by Reboot on :
Below Slosh. That's not good.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Really? I had no idea.
Posted by Reboot on :
Had you checked Outdoor Miner?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Why would he check himself?
Posted by Reboot on :
In case of testicular cancer?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, there's a cheerful thought.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do it for other reasons.
Posted by Reboot on :
I'm rarely accused of cheerfulness.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'll take your word there.
Posted by Reboot on :
Whereas you and your drunkenness?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You'll have to take mine.
Posted by Reboot on :
No thanks, you keep it.
Posted by dedman on :
Miner is sharing his drunkeness?
Posted by dedman on :
send some my way please!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Share and share alike, right?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
So who's buying this round?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Drinks are on the house!
Posted by dedman on :
Free Drinks?!?! Sign me up!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You are on the list.
Posted by Reboot on :
His name isn't Pike, y'know.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Pike? Obscure Star Trek reference?
Posted by Reboot on :
Dad's Army, in actual fact.
Posted by dedman on :
Army of the Ded..... Join!!!!
Posted by Reboot on :
Join YOU...? No, never. NEVERRRR........
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Never say never again" Connery
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Never a dull moment here.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll change that, my friends.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Change is the one constant.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Can you spare some change?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Turn and face the ch-ch-ch-changes.
Posted by dedman on :
Wind of Change - The Scorpions
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Winds of Change" - Jefferson Starship
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Jefferson Starship" became just "Starship"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Whatever happened to Jefferson? Hmmmm....
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No original members were left.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Paul Kantner sued. They compromised.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Compromise - Neither side is happy.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Starship was happy -- three #1s.
Posted by dedman on :
Better than the starship Enterprise
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'd buy an Uhura CD.
Posted by dedman on :
But would you buy Spock's?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'd buy Spock's before Kirk's.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
They say Spock is bigger.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Cosmopolitan says "Bigger is better"
Posted by Reboot on :
The Spock it is. Hmph.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Many Trek folks made records.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Vanity. It's all for vanity.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Living in a material world
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Spirits in the material world.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
De Doo Doo Doo (natch!)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Anyone seeing the reunion tour?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Apparently not. No Police fans?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Doesn't look like it. Pity.
Posted by dedman on :
Well I like the Police
Posted by Dream Girl on :
I really like pie alot...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Must...eat...some...humble...pie!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
How about some chocolate pie?
Posted by Stealth on :
Now that sounds simply wonderful.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It is a wonderful life.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
apparently, somebody's on prozac... again.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What do you mean "again"?
Posted by Dream Girl on :
i think he means "again"
Posted by dedman on :
Aren't we all on Prozac?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Is Chardonnay just as good?
Posted by dedman on :
How about a nice bourbon?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Could you suggest a brand?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Eat, drink, and be merry
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Is that a brand name?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I look for alcohol content.
[ May 08, 2007, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: He Who Wanders ]
Posted by dedman on :
and higher is always better
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
HWW's on the "punishment" list.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I have been duly chastised.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Editing will not save you.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Can't blame me for trying.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Blame the booze not yourself
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yes, the Chardonnay! That's it.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Better off with Chianti, methinks.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
one more for the road
Posted by Dream Girl on :
Yay! 1 week holiday next week!
Posted by Dream Girl on :
Sorry that was six words!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You can always edit it
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
take out the "yay," perhaps.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Editing won't atone, per Miner.
Posted by dedman on :
ahh, Miner was probably drunk.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How can you say that?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Yeah Deddy, drop the probably.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the sun will probably set.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
the two are equally likely.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Infamy! Infamy! etc. etc. etc.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You could sue for libel
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
ain't libel if it's true.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
My reputation has been smeared.
Posted by dedman on :
you done that yourself Miner
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Time to bring this back.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Good threads never truly die.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
They get bumped and bumped
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
over and over and over
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sounds like Dave Clark Five.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Catch us if you can
Posted by Abin Quank on :
What if I don't wanna?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Then I'm "Glad All Over."
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
sponsored by Hasbeen City Tourism.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If it's been, It's Hasbeen!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Better hasbeen than a neverwas.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
One would think that's true
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Do you dispute the logic?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
memories trump regrets every time.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm not certain of that.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You prefer regrets to memories?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Not prefer as such, no.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I can't remember my regrets.
Posted by Pariscub on :
I remember them all right.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Regrets? I've had a few.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Nothing a giggle won't cure
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
of course.
you're right, Chuck.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
always the wise guy, Sean? ![[ROTFLMAO]](graemlins/rotflmao.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
just making up lost time.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
what about my lost mind
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Where did you lose it?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The last place you'll look
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Try checking the ladies' room.
Posted by Pov on :
For Venusian Walking Money infestation? ![[Venturan Walking Money]](graemlins/VenturanWalkingMoney.gif)
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Start reading The Walking Dead!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
give us one reason why.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Is Abin's lost mind there?
Posted by Pov on :
Dead eat brains, thus minds?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
The best comic published today.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But that was so yesterday
Posted by Pov on :
Trouble seemed so far away...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Old saying: Seeing is believing!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not in the Photoshop age.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What? Photo manips don't lie!
Posted by Pariscub on :
And big boys don't cry.
Posted by Pov on :
No, we just break things.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I prefer taking breaks, actually.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Glanced at "The Walking Dead"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
it didn't grab me, alas.
Posted by Pariscub on :
Some say it is crap.
Posted by Pov on :
Don't let Scott hear that! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
The Walking Dead, Zombie Fun
[ July 02, 2007, 10:54 AM: Message edited by: Gary Concord, the Ultra Man ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who's your daddy? He rich?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is he rich like me?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Is it that time of the season?
Posted by Pov on :
Two words too many, bub. ![[No]](graemlins/shake.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He can always edit it
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Too late! He's been caught.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
There must be a reckoning.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Aagh! Too many inane threads!
Posted by Pov on :
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov, He who laughs last...
Posted by Pov on :
Misses out on Last Call? ![[sob]](graemlins/sob.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
what a travesty indeed, folks
Posted by Pariscub on :
You like wearing women clothing?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Not high heels! They're murder!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You get used to them.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You know this from experience?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Long story, but yeah, actually.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Do tell (in five words!) ...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You really want to know?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I love a good story.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You are leaping to assumptions.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You don't think it's good?
Posted by Pariscub on :
I am sure it is.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Miner'd have told the tale...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
... by now, if t'was good.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Hm. Maybe it's too embarrassing?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
does anything ever embarrass Miner?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Would he ever admit it?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you tried asking him?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
OK. Would you admit it?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll admit it for him.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Probably not on this board.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Can Kent tell your story?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He's likely to try anyway.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
most embarrassing: Miner sings Manilow.
Posted by Pov on :
His "Suicide is Painless" rawked...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
He sang the M*A*S*H theme?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
In Korean, no less impressive.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
just shows: sake emboldens karaoke
Posted by Pov on :
And makes listening easier, too.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Karaoke is never Easy Listening
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
it is if you're deaf.
Posted by Pov on :
What was that you said?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Sorry, I didn't hear that
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Can you "hear" your computer?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Does your nose run and
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do your feet smell? If...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
so, you are built upside-down!
Posted by Pov on :
Hyphenates count as one word? ![[Hmmm?]](graemlins/hmmm.gif)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
As-long-as you-don't get-too carried-away, know-what-I-mean?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I feel a banishment approaching.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sorry to see you go.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Goin' to a go go
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Go! Go, Johnny, go! Go!
Posted by dedman on :
The Judas Priest Cover....Awesome!!!!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You got another thing comin'!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Isn't it "another think coming"?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's heavy metal for you.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Yeah, check out the lyrics.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll pass, thank you though.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I never get those references.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sorry to be so obscure.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No need for an apology.
Posted by Pariscub on :
Sure, but it is nice.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Who is naughty but nice?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nobody wants to admit it.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Five words don't allow confessions.
Posted by Pov on :
Kent made me do it.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Confessions, no. But accusations, yes?
Posted by Dream Girl on :
Why do we confess anyways?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
because we want to know!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Confession is good for souls.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
James Brown, Godfather of Soul
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Gorton's Fisherman, godfather of sole
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I trust the Gorton's Fisherman
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
In cod we trust. possibly.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Probability is the Scarlet Witch
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Paul ability is McCartney's strength.
Posted by Pov on :
Plausibility, on the other hand...
[ July 12, 2007, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What about the first hand?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Well, Paul McCartney is left-handed.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The left-handed are the only...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...ones in our right minds.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Vee posted six words, incidentally.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
When has Vee posted here???
Posted by Abin Quank on :
disguised as "He Who Wanders"
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Vee is disguised as me??
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... and posting too many words??
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You're his alt, aren't you?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
sorry, Vee. A Floydian slip.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
last page comment, that is.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Combined they're "Vee Who Wanders".
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'm my own alt ID.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
at least that's five words.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Where did I post six ...
[ July 14, 2007, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: He Who Wanders ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Hyphenated words: One or two?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... on Page 84, pray tell?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Usually one, in my opinion.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Is "left-handed" the hyphenated culprit?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
If my hyphenates don't count ...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... then neither should Kent's, following.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If traditionally hyphenated - one word
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Made up hyphenated words - cheating
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
"Sister-in-law" is but one word
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But-this-is-five-words
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Then "left-handed" is one word.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Go here for more info.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Specifically, "Adjective Forms" entry 4.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
This sounds fair to me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Will everyone find it fair?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
My apologies, He Who Wanders.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It appears I erred indeed.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Apology accepted, Kent. No biggie.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I'll buy you a pint.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Two days -- no new posts?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
they're jealous about your pint.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Oh goody! Kent is buying!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Buying for He Who Wanders.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Woo hoo! Free beer! Yum!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Drink up, bud! Another round!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mr. Shakespeare, Your bill sir.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I'm having a bad day
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do you need to vent?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I'm venting as I post
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Vent away, amigo! We're listening.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Whoosh, Wheeze, Piffle, Braaaapp, Howl!
Posted by Pov on :
Yet another milestone for me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
6383 is an impressive number.
Posted by Pov on :
1300 for this thread, silly ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
1300 on Friday the thirteenth!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Um. Friday was the 20th.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
So I'm a week off!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
posting before my morning coffee.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Caffeine: nourishment of brain cells.
Posted by Pariscub on :
Caffeine is very much overrated.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
but brain cells are underrated.
Posted by Pov on :
Yours maybe, but not mine... ![[I Dunno]](graemlins/urk.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov, What's yours is mine.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Pov and Quis got hitched?!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sharing brain cells is dangerous.
Posted by Pov on :
You can have my bills.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Having trouble with my own. ![[Shudder]](graemlins/shudder.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
Aw! ![[Hug]](graemlins/hug.gif)
I meant Quis, sorry!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Hugs for everyone, all around.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I like hugs. They're nice.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
group hug! Lotsa luv shared!
Posted by Pov on :
Should I get pants first?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Heaven forbid you should start.
Posted by Pov on :
And disappoint my fans? Agreed!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you've agreed to disappoint fans!?!?
Posted by Pov on :
All three? Perish the thought!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Who are your fans, Pov?
Posted by Pov on :
That's what I wanna know! ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
But enough about me already!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Isn't it always about you?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Pov is Cobie? Since when?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Since LMB: The Endless Crisis!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Does Pov have a statue?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A bust, in good taste.
Posted by Pov on :
Mosts busts are good tasting... ![[Styx]](graemlins/Styx.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A bust would be pantsless
Posted by Pov on :
By its very nature, yes ![[Yes]](graemlins/nod.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Pov is always busted pantless,
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
oops! double post. double post.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You can say that again
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
oops! double post. double post.
Posted by dedman on :
oh Kent, you're so literal!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you can say that again.
Posted by Pov on :
oh Kent, you're so literal!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just like a broken record
Posted by Pov on :
Put me in Guinness... book.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Put me in Guinness ... draft.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Put Guinness Draft in me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
open wide...
down the hatch!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Save for me another batch!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
there's plenty more for all.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
this time, Quis is buying!
Posted by Pov on :
Like hookers on our roadtrip.
Posted by Pov on :
They weren't my type, unfortunately.
Posted by Pov on :
(cute guys, not for me. )
Posted by Lad Boy on :
cute guys are for me
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov sure liked Jake though
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Can I see some pictures?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
too busy to take pictures
Posted by Pov on :
stuck in the mud, whoops!
Posted by Pov on :
Jake was a godsend, indeed!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Literal mud, not euphemistic mud
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Euphemistic mud is no fun.
Posted by Pov on :
Euphemistic mudpies are easier eating.
Posted by Pov on :
That'd be a cool bandname...
Posted by Pov on :
"Tonight at MSG: EUPHEMISTIC MUDPIES!!" ![[Band]](graemlins/band.gif)
Posted by kidflash2fan on :
wow the EUPHEMISTIC MUDPIES!! rocked
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The songs in my head.
Posted by kidflash2fan on :
like the never ending song
Posted by Pov on :
Oops, I did it again...
Posted by kidflash2fan on :
i want it that way
Posted by Pov on :
Ain't nothin' but a heartache...
Posted by Pov on :
( Doesn't get more inane than...
Posted by Pov on :
...lyrics to teen pop songs. )
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Don't you want me, baby ...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... don't you want me, oh-oh-oh.
Posted by Pov on :
Singing Chips Ahoy are cool. ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Singing raisins are even cooler.
Posted by Pov on :
Heard it through the grapevine...
Posted by kidflash2fan on :
that someone is knocked up
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The rumors of my death...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
have been greatly exaggerated! Twain
Posted by Pov on :
They don't use rabbits nowadays.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pee on sticks, not rabbits.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ew, yuck! Change the subject.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Aren't we having lovely weather?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I am. Cloudy but cool.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Hot and sunny over here...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Sunny at 10 at night?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
It's my outlook, old boy...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Cheerful optimism: What a trait!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
trait... or medication? you judge.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No, let Judge Judy judge
Posted by kidflash2fan on :
she's the best show ever
Posted by Pov on :
As opposed to Paris Hilton.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
a classlessness all her own
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
We will always have Paris. ![[AHHHH!!!!]](graemlins/scream.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
STDs... the gift keeps giving.
Posted by Pov on :
Penicillin runs screaming from her.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Didn't know penicillin could run.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
put some near her; watch.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Do I really have to?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Not on your life, Bub!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Thanks much for the backup.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
that explains the beeping noise.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
None of that BEEEEPing language!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The lawyer talks like truckers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Language is a lawyer's tool.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Quis is a lawyerin' fool.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
rhyming Quis is really cool!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Five word posts in rhyme?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
this would be the time,
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
a new thread quite sublime.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Can't think of a rhyme.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
[ August 06, 2007, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'd never be a mime.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
'cos it'd be a crime.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
sublime rhyme thyme mime crime!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Into a hole I'll climb
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Come back, Quis. I'll mind.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Not as fun, you'll find.
Posted by Pov on :
When eating watermelon,avoid rind. ![[Disgusting]](graemlins/puke.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
So how about them Yankees?
Posted by Pov on :
They sure whooped them redcoats...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Red Sox over the Yankees
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Redd Foxx over the Yankees
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is Redd Foxx still alive?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
He passed away in 1991.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How fitting - a heart attack
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Elizabeth! I'm coming!" said he.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Then he arrived. The end.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Every end begins something new.
Posted by Pov on :
Oops. replied to wrong post. ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Hate it when that happens.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
She gives me the willies!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Now that's just plain filthy!!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
....sorry....I misunderstood you there.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I know what you're thinking
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
ESP. It's a wonderful thing.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I knew you'd say that!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I knew it'd rain today
Posted by Pov on :
You set out galoshes prior?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I knew it'd rain today...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...because I put out washing.
Posted by Pov on :
Not ESP then, common sense.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
common sense in not common
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
"Common feel the noise!":SLADE
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Cum On Feel The Noize"
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
That's how they spelled it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
A bane to teachers everywhere.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
woo kneedz thouse teechers eneway?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
We don't need no education.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Thought control is your friend
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Particularly if you're Big Brother.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What about the middle child?
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
I'm Innocent until proven guilty
Posted by Vee on :
Why does everything look green?
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
You do have green eyes...
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
Actually, I think they're emerald
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Curiouser and curiouser, he muttered...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Eye color? Really, who cares?
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
A Smart cop examines everything
Posted by Rex Viridian on :
Wait until they meet me!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hmmmm...so the plot thickens...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Or congeals, one could say.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Batten down the hatches, Boys!
Posted by minesurfer on :
How can the title of
Posted by minesurfer on :
this thread have more than
Posted by minesurfer on :
five words? Isn't that something?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You finally noticed that incongruity?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Isn't it odd that happened?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
It has to be odd.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Five isn't an even number.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
One is the loneliest number.
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Yeah, and it's odd, too.
Posted by minesurfer on :
But if you add them...
Posted by minesurfer on :
You get the number of
Posted by minesurfer on :
words in the topic of
Posted by minesurfer on :
this thread. Amazing isn't it?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Where's my Lard Lad Robot?!?!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
If you want to know...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...go and have a brewski...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...but I didn't tell you.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mums the word, not five
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lard Lad robots are passe.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Supergirl Robots are always cool.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Brainiac 5 sure thought so.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Not consciously, but still true.
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
Miner in roleplay: Yes please!
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
Goes for Kent Shakespeare also
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm doing my best, honest.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Roy has forgotten me! *choke*
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Maybe he assumed your participation.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe it's a three-man play.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Actually, this could be right.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Notice I wasn't invited, either.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
How often do you roleplay?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Everyone's invited to this one!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But will everyone show up?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Only if they want to.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Come as your are party?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Or don't come at all?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He Who Wanders should roleplay!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He has a small role
Posted by Lard Lad on :
in "Smoke and Mirrors"...see?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
so everyone should roleplay, 'kay?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That includes you, too, Quis!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Woo-hoo! I'm a Heavy Hitter.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You always have been, HWW!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Aww! (That says it all.)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
This thread's full of love.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Group hug!
Or maybe not.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hug or no hug, Miner?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
After some review: No hug.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
More hugs for us then!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
is this the final episode?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
With all the group hugs
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Only if you want closure!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Closure? For LW Roleplaying? Hah!
Posted by Stealth on :
It's not the final episode.
Posted by Stealth on :
It's "a very special episode."
Posted by Caliente on :
I like that, babe. Yeah...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What moral will be imparted?
Posted by Stealth on :
"Remember: always drink your milk."
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I can't argue with that.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Well, we argue about cake!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That's cake: This is milk.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I like it with Ovaltine.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
which one, cake or milk?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Ovaltine cake? Doesn't sound appetizing.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better than dog food pie.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I've not had the pleasure.
Posted by Pov on :
Would it *be* a pleasure?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Won't know 'til I try....
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
.....so I'm never gonna know.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Some things should remain mysterious.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Other things should be clear
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Can you give some examples?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Plexiglass store windows and junk...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
...like that Mr Miner, Sir.
Posted by Lonestar Ranger on :
"The Bride of Lonestar Ranger!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
just wait for the movie
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The book is always better.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What if they're both bad?
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
Into the Green: the Path
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Into the Woods - Stephen Sondheim
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Into the Night" -- Benny Mardones
Posted by Lard Lad on :
"In My Pants"--Lard Lad!
Posted by Stealth on :
International Feel, by Todd Rundgren
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Set Me Free" -- (Todd's) Utopia
Posted by Stealth on :
Set Me Free -- The Sweet
Posted by Lonestar Ranger on :
Romance through blackmail - it works!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Illegal is a sick bird
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Without non-sequitirs, this thread's toast.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I like toast and jam.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Peanut butter and celery stalks!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Peanut butter and.....never mind!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Peanut butter and...rubber gloves?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Innuendo: as important as non-sequitirs!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
This thread makes Hyphens important
Posted by Pov on :
As well as contractions, y'see?
Posted by Pov on :
quote:
Originally posted by Pov:
Would it *be* a pleasure?
(This was my 6,789th post... ![[sigh]](graemlins/sigh.gif)
)
Posted by Pov on :
(I like marking weird milestones.)
Posted by Pov on :
(back to our original 5-posting... )
Posted by Stealth on :
Sotto gli Occhi dell Assassino
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Under a blood-red sky ..." -- U2
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Put that in your Joshua-tree!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Normally Hyphenated Words Are Okay...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
But Random Hyphens are out!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Good name for a band
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
"Let's welcome The Random Hyphens!!!"
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...and the crowd goes wild.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And the peasants are revolting.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
It's good to be king.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...if just for a while.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I don't need the responsibility.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What about the fringe benefits?
Posted by Pov on :
You'd have to ask Dawnstar... ![[Dawnstar]](graemlins/Dawnstar.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
(She wears fringe... get it?)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Dibs on the leather fringe?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(yes, I got it, Pov!)
Posted by Pov on :
I see you got it.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yes, I'm a clever one!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Why, yes. I agree wholeheartedly.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Rocky makes a great yes-man!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'm good for everyone's self-esteem! ![[Bouncing Boy]](graemlins/BouncingBoy.gif)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you're an online good time.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Yet I've a "G" Rating!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
So where's the "G" spot?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Pov's new sig = embarrasing laugher!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
is that really new, though?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Everything old is new again
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nostalgia: the bane of creativity.
Posted by Stealth on :
Busiek: most overrated Avengers writer.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Space: really the final frontier?
Posted by Stealth on :
Wild Boys: never lose it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You can't stop the music.
Posted by Stealth on :
The talk of the town.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I got brass in pocket.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Back on the chain gang
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
But my city was gone.
Posted by Stealth on :
This is the phone call...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
A kiss to a slug.....
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
A whisper to a scream.
Posted by Pov on :
It burns when I pee.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
More info than we need.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It burns when I poop!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Much more info than needed.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Number THREE burns even more!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You have a #3, Lardy?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yep, it's called diarrhea, HWW!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Your mathematics knowledge is astounding.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Wonder what number four is?
Posted by Pov on :
Lardie's bowels make me queasy...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Whatever happened to Emily Post?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Lardys' posts are more fun
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How do you define "fun"?
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
I couldn't possibly tell you...
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...There might be children reading
Posted by Caliente on :
Ooh, all the better, man!
Posted by Pov on :
Easily corrupted minds wanna know!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
My posts are, what...envelope-pushing?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Is that what's fun, WWC?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
About my posts, I mean.
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
RANDOM HYPHENS AREN'T THE ANSWER!!!!
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
FIVE WORDS MEANS FIVE WORDS!!!!
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
GET IT RIGHT LARD BUTT!!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeesh...take a chill-pill, Grapes!
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
SIX Isn't Five, Lard Butt...
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
"Yeesh, Learn to Count, Lardo"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
someone's got a grape up...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
... their (you know where), eh?
Posted by Pov on :
Bum bum bum bum BUUUUM!
Posted by Pov on :
It's how he makes whine...
Posted by Pov on :
Ba dum BUM pah! *ksshh!*
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I thought vaudeville was dead.
Posted by Pov on :
You thought right... but still...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Not as dead as Elvis.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Do you discount the sightings?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah, they're on Wal-mart rollback!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Vaudeville, the zombie years. imagine!
Posted by Pov on :
Uegh mah ibble grunt, PLEASE! ![[Drool]](graemlins/drool.gif)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What the hell was that?!?!
Posted by Pov on :
You never heard zombie vaudeville?
Posted by Pov on :
Rules don't state five words...
Posted by Pov on :
...have to be real, hmmm?
Posted by Pov on :
Indeed, zombie "speech" exemplifies inanity.
Posted by Pov on :
(Besides, I laughed myself silly... )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Well at least someone laughed
Posted by Pov on :
And who else matters, anyway?
Posted by Reboot on :
You just pretend you do
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Active fantasy life is healthy!
Posted by Pov on :
That what the wife says?
Posted by Lonestar Ranger on :
Alts still rule the MMB
Posted by Bucky, the ZomBeaver on :
You betcher ATH we dooooo.... 8op---
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov, am I an Alt?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You're an Alt of Abin!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Better Abin's than your Alt
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What are you implying, Quis?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Anything you want me to.
Posted by Pov on :
Quis is easy like that.
Posted by Pov on :
(...I roadtripped with an Alt?!
Posted by Pov on :
...oh, I feel so cheap... )
Posted by Clive, the LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Got something against Alts, Pov?
Posted by Gary Concord, the Ultra Man on :
Good Question, Pov, Answer Time?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Grape Boy's the exception, Pov!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pov's got SOMETHING against Alts.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Perhaps an Alt jilted him?
Posted by Pov on :
Alth thuck, I alwayth thay.
Posted by Pov on :
ooopth. I mean oops. wrong ID.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hey--thpeech inpedimenth aren't funny!
Posted by Pov on :
okay, if you thay tho.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeth! I thay: thtop it!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Weally! Stop being so widiculous!
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
At what price, is vengeance?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is there a 2-for-1 sale?
Posted by Pov on :
Oh, yew wascawwy wayew, yew!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'll sue, I tell you!
Posted by Pov on :
Is it love, or litigation?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why can't it be both?
Posted by Pov on :
You mean like a hermaphrodite?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hermaphrodite Helen's a great lay!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
and a gentleman as well
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Actually, she lost her...man-parts!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
So she's 'Girl Girl' now!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Then she's not a hermaphrodite.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
But she was for awhile!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That was then not now
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Monkees' 1986 comeback hit?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The Monkees: a Beatles rip-off!
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
Fifth presence on the Path
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Monkees: Best faux group ever.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Better than the Partridge Family?
Posted by The Royal Inquisitor on :
Monkees: four men one bed?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
All Monkee business, I see.
Posted by Pov on :
Can't stop watching, can you?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just until I go blind.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The eyes have it, then.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Can the eyes keep it?
Posted by Liberty Monkey on :
Historical Democracy suggets they cannot
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What does Historical Democracy know?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Was that a metal band?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rings are metal bands, Lardy.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Wasn't Paul McCartney in Rings?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Twice. One died, one divorced.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He's no Henry the Eighth
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Hi There, Mr. Quizzy-Poo, Sir!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You aren't missing a word.
[ September 22, 2007, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But "Hi!" right back atcha
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
I fixed it, count again...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I changed my post too.
Posted by Pov on :
Just like my nephew's circumcision... ![[Gasp]](graemlins/faint.gif)
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
The unkindest cut of all...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
or so we've heard, anyway...
Posted by Pov on :
(What happened to my post??? )
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Pov, that is not funny.
Posted by Pov on :
I'm as confused as you...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Is Mommy Spellbinder here today?
Posted by Pov on :
Or Our Two Dads, too...
Posted by Pov on :
I was fixing a typo!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Now what we said...
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
...doesn't make any sense, hrruumph!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nonsense is the best kind
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Hey Pov, your post returned.
Posted by Pov on :
I've friends in high places.
![[Lightning Lad]](graemlins/LightningLad.gif)
Posted by Pov on :
For all his in-utero activity...
Posted by Pov on :
...my nephew sure sleeps alot.
Posted by Pov on :
Laziness... he takes after me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He doesn't wear pants either?
Posted by Sir Roy on :
I prefer Quislet without pants
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Too much information, Sir Roy!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Pantsless time is private time
Posted by The Computer Tyrant on :
Higher lifeforms don't require pants!
Posted by Pov on :
That's what I tell everybody!
Posted by Pov on :
Pov says Down With Pants! ![[Stiletta]](graemlins/Stiletta.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That's an old gay saying.
Posted by Pov on :
That's good to know, huh?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
What's so gay about that?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Downed pants provide better access
Posted by LARDLAD on :
True for straight people, too!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Downed pants give you chilblaines
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Frostbite on the buttocks? Nasty.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nasty is as nasty does.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
It's darkest before the dawn
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
We're doing sayings now, right?
Posted by Pov on :
Only if you're buying chocolates.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hershey or Nestle? Your choice?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
You know I like Teuscher.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
How about Lindt? or Ghiaradelli?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Would you like some carob?
Posted by Pov on :
Does scary carob say "CaroBOO!" ?
Posted by Pov on :
(I live for bad puns.)
Posted by Bucky, the ZomBeaver on :
Not for long, he doethn't...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What?!? Beaver?!?! Where's my shotgun?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Shooting a beaver? That's mean.
Posted by Pov on :
In MLB, it's just dirty...
Posted by Pov on :
euphemism for upskirts in bleachers. ![[Evil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It looks like it'll rain
Posted by Stealth on :
Here comes the rain again
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Falling on my head like
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
On your head like what?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
a memory, according to Eurythmics!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
back when Lennox was cool.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Who am I to disagree?
Posted by Pov on :
Are you a master debater?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nah. Just following Eurythmics references.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
What does "Eurythmics" mean, anyway?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Named after a dance technique.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I never get those references.
Posted by Pov on :
Everybody's looking for something... groovy! 
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That is so 1960's Pov.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
"Groovy" is, like, timeless, man!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Gag me with a spoon!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
And fer shizzle my dizzle!
Posted by Pov on :
Hey! Don't dis dancin' Spidey!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
does whatever a Travolta can
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No disrespect to Dancin' Spidey
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Whatever happened to Dancing Baby?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Eaten by Dancing Irma? *burp*
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
ever read Neil Gaiman's Babycakes?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Is Ally McBeal in that?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Would Calista Flockheart also do?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Harrison Ford sure thought so.
Posted by Pov on :
Hardeehar, Laugh it up, fuzzball...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You'd sooner kiss a wookie?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'd take Harrison Ford, thanks!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Sadly, I can't arrange that! ![[shrug]](graemlins/shrug.gif)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Can you arrange Carrie Fisher?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I have a bad feeling...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe it's something you ate?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah...sorry about the mess.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Maybe Quis'll clean it up.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He might not like me.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Has that stopped you before?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Force is strong with me.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
It's my bedtime. Nighty night.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
His powers were weak, man!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But at least they're powers.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Even Daxamites need their rest.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
No rest for the weary
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No wear for the rest.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
no pants for the Pov!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
No irony for the satirist.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No iron for the clothes.
Posted by Pov on :
All my shorts are wrinkle-free.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Hyphens don't lessen word counts!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A truly hyphenated word does
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Who is the judge, Quis?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Any dictionary will tell you
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
We've talked about hyphens before.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Hyphens deserve their own thread.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why don't you start one?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I thought you'd never ask.
Posted by Pov on :
...But were afraid you would.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The die has been casted
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The cast has been dyed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The show's cast is pickled.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The pickled cast has shown.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Has the pickled cast shown?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
The pickled cast shows dogs.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Show dogs are soooooo cute!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yes, like that Mister Muggles!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I love you Mister Muggles!!!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Mister Muggles: The Animated Series!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mister Muggles: the Broadway musical
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Mister Muggles: The Motion Picture!
Posted by Pov on :
Mystic Muggles, the Pomeranian Supreme?
Posted by Pov on :
Wuggles-- crossbred with The Wiggles?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Not a Harry Potter muggle
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That goes without saying, Quis!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
So I should not have?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Know when to button it.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
How cute are buttons really?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Cute as a button, yes?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Bugs' ears definitely aren't cute.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
mother bugs think they are
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Do bugs really have ears?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
An entomologist would surely know
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
But would an entomologist share?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is hoarding an entomologist's characteristic?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
What about payment for services?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bill me for it later.
Posted by kidflash2fan on :
i instist you pay now
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Expert advice: pay up front!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Bartering can be more fun.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Reading law cases is fun.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
winning lawsuits is quite exhilirating
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You should try losing them.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Not fun for clients, though.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Like we care about clients!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's all about billable hours.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Is pro bono a myth?
Posted by Pariscub on :
Bono certainly is a myth.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you seen South Park?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Omigod! Did Bono kill Kenny?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Bono don't get no respect.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
R-E-S-P-E-C-T: SOCK IT TO ME !
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Sonny Bono got no respect?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Well, he was a Congressman.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
He died hitting a tree.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The tree deserved it, though.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Before that, was he respected?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
only by "Love Boat" fans.
Posted by Pov on :
Haven't those all died off?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Gavin MacCleod of Clan MacCleod!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
There shall always be one!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
One is the loneliest number.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Two can be as bad.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Play "Name Three" in Spaceopoly
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Like Fore... Playing thru...
Posted by Pov on :
Huh-huh... you thaid... foreplay... huh-huh...
Posted by Pov on :
Five minute timeout for Butthead!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Butthead is soooo last millenium
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I know what you did...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...last millenium! a must see.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Must see millenium on NBC
Posted by Pov on :
The powerhouse Thursday Nights rebirth.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Remember when Thursdays were THURSDAYS?
Posted by Pov on :
And the day before Fridays?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Applebees is better than Fridays
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Out of my price range.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What is your price, HWW?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
IHOP! International House of Pancakes!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'll never live that down!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Did you really expect to?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Most others have shorter memories.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What were we talking about?
Posted by Caliente on :
Who can tell anymore, Quis?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The world's smartest person could.
Posted by Pov on :
I would, but I'm bored.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Smartest person, not smart a**.
Posted by Pov on :
You wound me, good Sirrah...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Que, Sirrah, Sirrah! Whatever'll be ...
Posted by Pov on :
To be, or not to?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bee? Bee!!!! AAAAHHH!!!! Kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
curses, stung again! and again!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's deja-vu all over again
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
deja vu is so overdone.
Posted by Pov on :
deja vu is so overdone.
--------------------
It's good to be the king.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I think I'm seeing doubles.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
deja vu is so overdone.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
One more time, with feeling.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
One more time, with feeling.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Deja vu is SO OVERDONE!
Posted by Pov on :
Okay, who wants some pancakes?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
with or without bunnies under?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Let's not start that again!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Bacon and maple syrup, then!
Posted by Pov on :
As long as bacon's dead...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'd really prefer veggie bacon.
Posted by Pov on :
Is that made with soy?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Usually. My favourite's Morningstar Farms.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The Devil was called "Morningstar"
Posted by Pov on :
It beats being called "Dawnstar"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
If Lucifer was called "Morningstar"...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Morgenstern" is "Morningstar in German...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Does that make Rhoda Satan?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
before Christian demonization, Lucifer was...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...the Etruscan sun god. really.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Who are we talking about?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Could it be ... hm ... SATAN?
Posted by Positive Man on :
Somewhat anachronistic terrorizing archnemesis, no?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Depends on who you ask.
Posted by Reboot on :
*sigh* I say, some people...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"... are no damn good." -- Mellencamp
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...vacation down at the Gulf ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hey Mellencamp, that's Luthor's line!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
has he caught any fish?
Posted by Pov on :
That Jellyfish "Hurts So Good"!
Posted by Positive Man on :
Freedom, independence, Jack or Diane?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
freedom is a lonesome jubilee.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jubilee - a Kitty Pryde wannabee
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Kitty was cool. no denying.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"John Cougar" could join X-Men.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A Jim Lee era addition.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That'd certainly be "all different"!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"Different" as an X-book gets.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Bonfires help create many ex-books.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
They also create toasty marshmellows
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No one can top marshmallows.
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
YAY!! The dancing tiger's back!!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
...I REALLY love that guy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why don't you marry him?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That sure shut us up!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
only for a little bit.
Posted by Pov on :
shave and haircut, two bits.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Man, that's a cheap barber!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Haircuts at cut rate prices.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
now we understand Pov's poverty.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But he's rich in spirit.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Too rich for my blood.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You're a lawyer. Bill it!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I only work pro bono.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Bono is rich. Bill U2!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The Edge might not approve.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Like The Edge of Night?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Canceled years ago; can't sue.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
True, alas. My favourite soap.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ivory with aloe is mine.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
99.94 percent pure. unlike Quis.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
100 percent pure for me.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You are a purist's purist.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dropping to page two? Oops.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
And it almost happened again!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Good save, Rocky! My hero.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Aw, shucks! It weren't nuthin'!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Afraid this thread will die?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
death's a five letter word.
Posted by Positive Man on :
alas, so inane is not?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Death is not so inane.
Posted by Positive Man on :
Thus, inane is not dead!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Inanity is Legion World's lifeblood.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I'll drink to that - hic!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Won't you drink to anything?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
To Anything! *raises glass - drinks*
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Annie Thing? Addams Family member?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Thing always lends a hand.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Disembodied, animate hands are funny.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
boxed, they are cheap effects.
Posted by Positive Man on :
Special effects require more bucks.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Deer are needed for FX?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
FX the network for Ungulates
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Ungulates"? This thread is educational!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Had to check Dictionary.com, Quis!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Learned "ungulate" means "having hooves"!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
See what I mean: educational!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Still not jonesing for PBS.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
FX network is not PBS.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Most networks are not PBS.
Posted by Pov on :
PBS? It's more like PMS...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Does PMS cause posting slumps?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ask your female alts, Abin.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
PBS should educate us all!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
As long as Quislet watches . . .
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... he'll be smarter than us.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
We can't let that happen!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Watch Public Broadcasting! Educate yourself!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'm already way too sexy smart
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I would be perfect except...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am much too humble
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
It's hard to be humble ...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... or so said Mac Davis.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What else does he say?
Posted by Pov on :
Nothing of any great importance.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am so disappointed now
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's all important to him.
Posted by Pov on :
To whom, Quis or Mac?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Can't it be us both?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I don't see why not.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Mac also said this: "Baby ...
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"... don't get hooked on me."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Didn't he use more "Baby"s?
Posted by Pov on :
Maybe that was Michael Jackson...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Mac Davis didn't get caught.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
This is how rumors start
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you ought to know, pal.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
More rumor, speculation, and innuendo
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I shall second that motion!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's up for a vote???
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
since it has a second.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
vote early and vote often
Posted by Lad Boy on :
My vote is for sale.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
You couldn't afford my vote.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I have nothing to say
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Just to let you know
Posted by Pov on :
is this thread finished yet?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
not from the look o'things
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
bottom of page one, though.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
new year, new interest, perhaps?
Posted by dedman on :
I have many new interests
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
some may even be legal.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
void where prohibited! no warrantees!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No promises, no demands (Benatar).
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Love is a battlefield (ditto).
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Camptown racetrack's five miles long
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Camptown ladies sing this song
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Doo dah, doo dah day.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
play Stairway to Heaven, dude!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That is so seventies prom
Posted by Pov on :
Beats hairy 70's porn, though...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Pov regrets his past careers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Regrets, I've had a few
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I did it my way.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Tomorrow's Elvis' birthday, you know.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He's a hunka rotted corpse!
Posted by Pov on :
Lay off fried banana sandwiches!
Posted by Stealth on :
Don't forget the peanut butter.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's peanut butter jelly time!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Proscuitto and fresh mozzerella instead.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Spam, Spam, Cheese, and Spam!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Any baked beans with that?
Posted by dedman on :
How about a Fava bean?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Perhaps with a nice Chianti?
Posted by Pov on :
C'mon, Lardie, nine more posts!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
nine more posts - then what?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
then Lardy gets resurrected, maybe.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Or maybe I get deader?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Is that even a possibility?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
He can annoy his Mrs.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
that can make him deader.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah--don't mess with her!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"Lard Lady?" "Mrs. Lard Lad?"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Shhhhh! Just keep humoring him.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
okay. life needs more humor.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Time to start all over
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
This thread is now closed!
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