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Author Topic: The Uncanny EXCELLENTS! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "Observe as my mania-wave pierces your dazzling color-wall...." "...and turns your bravado into the caterwauling of the damned!" "No... no more... nice lady not hurt Danny..." -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Yo chick, NOT cool...! Hold on, Suction Lad... SUCTION Lad? And Detector Dick? Oh yeah, you guys SUCK all right...! Ummm, guys... the little one here is pretty sick and I don't think I can get thin enough to help him... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Suddenly, as lights come fully on, a voice rings out... commanding, unmerciful, it is a voice that will not be denied! "ENOUGH!!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "Christe Charles-- LUNAR LASS-- outcast daughter of Kathoon, seeking refuge on Titan, another world that doesn't want or claim you! Malan Andel-- THIN GIRL-- I know you to be the daughter of the nefarious personal doctor to Evillo himself! On a world of monstrosities like Tartarus, you were still never accepted! Danny D-Jenxz-- DAZZLE DANNY-- Never truly happy on Thrann, never able to gain membership in the Super-Companions OR the Legion! Dyen Bly-- SUCTION LAD-- and Dick Ills-- DETECTOR DICK-- One incompetent, one a fool! Or so you each think of the other. Jealous cousins who fear existence without each other!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "You each have a role to play here..." -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "And what's YOUR role, Miss? You seem to know it all about US... so who the hell are YOU? Why did the Legion summon us here instead of their headquarters? We were told we were to be re-evaluated for possible Legion membership. Were you?" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "Me? I am to be the one who re-evaluates you, boy! For I am TINA TRUTH... with an uncanny ability to see the truth in all things. That which is false is all but invisible to MY eyes. Ironically, my ties with the Legion must remain a secret. That's why my teammates often refer to me as... THE UNKNOWN LEGIONNAIRE! Now... who's ready to get started?" TO BE CONTINUED? TO QUOTE S'ARRA PALENN OF THE ALASCCA COLONY-WORLD: YOU BETCHA!! Part 2 coming soon! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       SUCTION LAD! DETECTOR DICK! LUNAR LASS! DAZZLE DANNY! THIN GIRL! Brought together by the enigmatic TINA TRUTH, these former Legion rejects are looking to prove themselves worthy of membership in the LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES! But until that happens, they call themselves... THE UNCANNY EXCELLENTS! And their story continues next! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "NO, you idiots! She's a geomorph....!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "...She can turn the earth itself against you!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "GREAT. She's taken out our heavy hitters already! SUCTION LAD-- inhale that sludge!" "WAITAminnit... you consider Detector Dick a "heavy hitter"? "Oh, don't let her bother you, Danny...!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "DAMN YOU, I was just out here to gather my thoughts... I have commited NO crime!" "And the Excellents aim to keep it that way, Miss Quicksand. Danny, now would be a nice time for your K-O burst!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "As we sometimes say on Thrann... ...IN YOUR FACE!" "Nice job, Danny... maybe Miss Tina will now look upon all of us equally." -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       "Perhaps I shall, Thin Girl." I think... I think they're READY...! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       TINA TRUTH FACT FILES HYPNO-PANTS and FRENEMY Armed with mystical mind-altering pantaloons, HYPNO-PANTS is a known associate of Vicious Circle. With her good looks and affable personality making her all the more devestating, "befriend-then-betray" is the specialty of FRENEMY, another known ally of Vicious Circle. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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