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From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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How tragic...but how intriguing! Looking forward to Espionage on Gay Disco Island, as soon as your keyboard recovers from its tactile dysfunction.
*some important-looking dude in his nice office, on phone*
caption: The office of Colin K. Quisp, agent of S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T...
Colin *to phone*: WHAT!! Another missing agent...? UNACCEPTABLE, completely unacceptable!
Panel 2
Colin: That's the third one this month! The director is going to have my testes in a taco!! No, that was only hyperbole, moron! The director's as straight as the rest of us!
Panel 3
Colin: It's time to stop sending in boys and turn to the manliest man of all... GET ME Dash Lancer!!
Panel 4
Colin: Whaddya mean, "turn around"...?
Panel 5
*rest of page splash featuring Dash Lancer... draped on either arm are his assistants, Darla-- a brunette with blonde highlights, and Carla-- a blonde with brunette highlights*
Colin: You bet I did, Dash! Only the manliest of the manly, the straightest of the straight and the butchest of the butch can possibly hope to survive where I plan to send you...
Dash: I certainly fit that criteria!
Panel 2
Darla: And how!
Carla: *tee hee!*
Panel 3
Dash: And what could be such a threat to polite, proper society that only Dash Lancer could deal with it, Captain Quisp?
Panel 4
Colin: You'll find out soon enough... you'll find out if there's any truth to the saying that "THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR FAGGEAU!"
*full-page splash shot of Darla, Carla & Dash looking on in horror as they are surrounded by countless natives; some in drag, all in various states of island-wear mode, and all looking VERY VERY angry*
Dash: Mommy!
NEXT: DOOMED GAY ROMANCE # 2!
Are Dash, Carla & Darla done for?
The Slasher strikes again, but who is stalking the Slasher?
All In The Family PART DEUX!
DON'T MISS IT, YOU HOMO! You straights might like it too!
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For my own curiosity, which did anyone prefer of "Alwyas Aaron", "The Heartbreak of Erectile Dysfunction", "All in the Family" and "No Escape From the Island of Doctor Faggeau!"?
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Personally, I like "No Escape From the Island of Doctor Faggeau" the best, although "Always Aaron" was really good and very creepy.
Even the strait readers are loving this series! Your descriptions of gay men you meet in bars was by far the thing that had me rolling on the floor the most.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Cole: So. Ummm, what would it take for you to consider making someone your boyfriend?
Panel 3
slasher: *is taking off his shirt* Well, compatability is important. Shared interests.
Cole: Yeah...
Panel 4
slasher: *is now unbuttoning Cole's shirt* I mean, you have to have certain things in common but be different enough to keep each other interested. You know, Cole?
Cole: Yeah...
Panel 5
slasher: *steps away from Cole, to dresser drawer* And you have to be playful and daring and willing to have fun...
Cole: Oh, for sure.
Panel 6
slasher: *holding up handcuffs* Are you playful and daring and willing to have fun, Cole?
Cole: But... well, I've never used... I mean, ummm, what do you want to do with those?
Panel 2
slasher: *grinning seductively* Oh, I figured I'd hitch you to the bedpost and make you my pleasure victim. From head to toe and back again...
Panel 3
Cole: Heh heh... sounds interesting. But, umm... what if I start to freak out or something? I might get a little antsy being cuffed up...
slasher: Pick a safety word... a word you use only when you want me to stop what I'm doing and uncuff you. Something common but not a bedroom word, like, I dunno.. "mushroom".
Cole: Mushroom. Okay... I can do that.
Panel 4
*the 2 enter the bedroom*
slasher: Good. This is going to be so fun, Cole... you're going to love it.
Cole: I bet I will!
Panel 5
*Cole getting handcuffed to bedpost, both hands in cuffs wrapped around post*
Panel 6
*Slasher kisses Cole's chest while reaching in nightstand drawer*
Panel 7
*slasher pulls out roll of heavy duct tape*
Cole: What's that for...?
slasher: Your mouth.
Panel 8
Cole: *noticeably uncomfortable* But... you won't be able to hear me say the safety word...
slasher: Gay men are so predictable, I'm afraid I'm going to get bored with this one day.
Panel 2
*slasher approaching chest of drawers*
slasher: I mean, you don't have to worry... I'm going to go ahead and do you... you deserve it for being so freaking easy, after all...
Panel 3
*slasher pulls out very long, shiny, thin blade from drawer*
slasher: I mean, I took one look at you and pictured this very scene in my head. I knew it would come to pass. I wasn't sure how much work it would take to get you here... none, it turned out... Damn. So very easy...
Panel 4
*approaching bed*
slasher: I see you noticed my friend here. Pretty, isn't it? You want to know what I'm going to do with it?
Panel 5
*slasher whispering in Cole's ear, Cole's eyes are wide with fear*
Panel 6
*slasher has backed away from Cole's ear; tears stream from Cole's eyes*
slasher: Jeez, you don't have to CRY about it. I mean, it's not like you'll be alive... through some of it, anyway. Just try to relax.
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