Meanwhile, Cobalt Kid, Amber and Umber rejoined Beagle Boy and Grey Birdboy who made their way to the Hootchie Hut to see the place in total dissaray!
Asteroids were exploding, armies were being eaten by ants, dancers were leaping into LMBers arms and the Super Cactus of Space and Prince Lordain finally met up with Houston! The three turned to see Eryk Davis Ester, who yelled "You three were all in my dream!"
"Really?" said Houston. "Then you also saw what we did? The part where the LMB was about to be..."
Suddenly she was cut off short, as Nads Kicker Lass yelled "Finally! Look who it is!" as the LMB assembled turned to see a surprise visitor, they were shocked to see...
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Howard Stern! With him were..
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J'Enna J'ameson, the Gil'Dishpan adult film superstar that was loved by some and yet reviled by many!
There was also...
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There was also, completely unexpectedly, Pat Robertson and Jer-el Fal-well. Cobalt Kid thought, "If those four have teamed up, there must be some great universe threatening crisis!"
But, in fact, there was no such crisis responsible for the unlikely team-up, instead...
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...they were searching for the final answer to ages old riddle: "If Eryk Davis Ester, a Super-Cactus of Space, a porn star named Houston and Prince Lordain all dream the same thing, will the terrible Evil Emperor be resurrected and destroy the world?"
It seemed like no one really had an answer to this riddle, although suddenly, Grey Birdboy said...
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The only reply anyone could muster was a slight comment made by Vee, along the lines of "someone's been hitting the sauce again...extra hard..."
Before a huge debate could break out about the endlessly annoying and fat/skinny fluctuating actress, things grew even stranger, as Pornis appeared before them!
"At last, you're all here, so I can finally end phase one of my plan!"
"UGH!" screamed the Empress suddenly however! As the LMBers turned, they saw that she was...
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"Oh damn! Talk about bad luck and poor timing! She's going to have her brat right here and I can't bear the thought of witnessing something so...so..." Before he could finish his sentence, Pornis disappeared again. Moments later a very faint murmur was heard. "Just you wait, once this disgusting event is over, I'll be back!"
Although they all heard it, everyone remaining was completely focused on the Empress. Even the Eye of Ekron was watching raptly unable to take it's ey...umm...unable to look away.
"What do we do?"
"Get some boiling water!"
"Where the frag are we supposed to get boiling water from?"
"How the sprock should I know!"
Everyone was running around in circles, very much reminiscent of the ancient holos of some group of heroes called the Three Stooges when suddenly....
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Before anyone could ask whether she was high and hallucinating, she grabbed the Empress and...
EDE muttering “come here grandson” then she called her security police cruiser to her and quickly pushing the Empress, who was now in the final stages of labour, and EDE into the craft jetting off into the stratosphere.
Just then Vee arrived with hot water from the kitchen and said
-------------------- Faithfull
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"Look! Isn't that a giant rift in space threatening to envelop us all!"
That's right. That rift, which started out near Venus and eventually grew to the point that it let an asteroid and various characters from the eigth dimension through to menace the LMBers, has now grown to a size that it threatens to envelop the Hootchie Hut and the LMBers themselves!
"Oh my!" the Super-Cactus of Space exclaimed. "It's just like in my dream!"
"I saw the same," Lordain added. "That is why I sought out the three of you, for only the four of us together can save the universe!"
"But..." Houston pointed out. "That creepy lady just kidnapped Eryk Davis Ester!"
"*Gasp*!" several people gasped.
Meanwhile, back at Cafe Cramer...
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...Pornis enjoyed a nice cup of coffee with Penis Eradicator Lad, the kid he had kidnapped.
"You see Penis Eradicator, I kidnapped you because if you used your power on me, I would be killed--since essentially, I'm a giant Penis. I would have done it anyway, but a mysterious figure promised to pay me to do it, and I needed the money."
"While you were gone, your cousin/girlfriend, Nads Kicker Lass, contacted gender reversal germs, became a man, had a fling with the Emerald Empress, and then got her pregnant."
"This was the plan of the mysterious figure all along, since the baby of Nads Kicker Lass and the Emerald Empress is supposed to complete the vicious spell that will complete his/her plan."
"Oh, and he/she has something to do with the giant tear in space! Now that I've explained it, I can kill you and be off. Have a good one!"
And with that, Pornis spurted his hot juice all over Penis Eradicator, who was really comatose still (otherwise, he'd kill Pornis). The other LMBers in Cafe Cramer: Abin Quank, Sanity Or Madness and Poverty Lad, we're also covered in his hot juices, as the giant phallus escaped!
Things looked bleak, as those in Cafe Cramer struggled for air...
Meanwhile...
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Meanwhile, Kid Prime was being held prisoner by the One Called the One! The One had hated Kippers ever since he was instumental in defeating her during the missing pages of "Hot Summer Nights" and was still seeking revenge on him!
And, where there's the One Called the One, there's usually her favorite henchlady, Lucifer Lass!
"Go, Lucifer Lass, and bring me the one called Penis-Eradicator Lad!"
Meanwhile, Winema Wazzo had taken EDE and the very pregnant Emerald Empress to...
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Lamaze Classes! Since I can't spell Lamaze, that's what these classes are called!
"Now help my daughter have her baby!" cried Winema, making EDE wonder what the hell the old coot had been smoking, since this was clearly the Emerald Empress.
"OK!" said EDE, although the notion of a placenta in his bare hands wasn't one he was happy about.
Suddenly the Emerald Empress went into labor! As EDE went to help her, he suddenly heard a ray-gun go off as Winema Wazzo was shot in the back!
"Finish what you're doing Calamity King..." said the voice, as EDE turned to see that the gun-wielding assailant was none other than...
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Lardlad in full Beaver killing Regalia. As he laid down the huge smoking gun, he turned to look at EDE before screaming out,
“Lookout…..its……..”
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