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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
“We shall each kill an LMBer…and so shall our pact be sealed,” said a cold voice, as lightning and rain clashed outside. And quite suddenly, Thunder Lord cut his own hand and dripped blood into the center of the marble stone. On each tab in the stone marked the symbol of an LMBer.

Devious Duchess nodded at him, as Enemy Kid cackled in the background.

“They may be Legion…but so are we,” said Enemy Kid. A large crowd roared.

As the Legion of Super Villain Legion plotted, not so far away on Legion World, the LMB started a normal day, when they…
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
As the Legion of Super Villain Legion plotted, not so far away on Legion World, the LMB started a normal day, when they were startled to hear a familiar voice.

"I love being a super-hero!"

Cobalt Kid knew it was his old pal Eryk Davis Ester before he even turned around.

"EDE! What brings you to LMB headquarters? We hardly get to see you around these parts since you've settled on Greg Evigan Island!"

"Oh, I was just in the mood to drop by and see what was going on. It just felt like a good day for a visit..."

Suddenly, an alert flashed on the LMB Televiewholotroublealert Monitor!

"Oh no," said Crujectra. "It's..."
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
“Oh no,” said Crujectra. “It’s Takron-Galtos!”

“Takron-Galtos?” said Kid Marvel, the new LMBer who was on Televiewholetroublealert Monitor Duty with her.

“Yes, the new prison-planet that was created to hold the Red Bee and the Royal Inquisitor! It appears that someone is attempting to…break in? Sacred Liberty! You have no idea how dangerous the Red Bee is sexy—er, Kid Marvel!”

As EDE and Cobalt ran towards them, Lash Lad ran by patting their behinds, yelling “hurry up cuties, we can get there using this new device, but we better do it before…”
 
Posted by Caliente on :
 
As EDE and Cobalt ran towards them, Lash Lad ran by patting their behinds, yelling, “Hurry up cuties, we can get there using this new device, but we better do it before Luna finds out I used her bra for a water balloon launcher."

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oops! Too late!" Lash Lad pinched their bums again, along with Kid Marvel and even Crujectra. He shrugged at them. "Hey, I might be dead soon." The others rolled their eyes.

A slightly disheveled and decidedly annoyed Luna entered the room. "Lash!" she yelled, hands on her hips. "I want my bra back and I want it now! How many times have I told you - if you want to use a bra for a water balloon launcher, use Cru's! It's larger and more durable..."

Cobalt Kid snorted, somehow managing to keep his thoughts to himself for once. Crujectra opened her mouth to object but suddenly...

[ August 09, 2005, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: Caliente ]
 
Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
Why do I get worried whenever I am involved in a tag-team adventure? [Wink]
 
Posted by Reboot on :
 
...a large and heavy anvil fell through the ceiling, with a note attached.

Seemingly oblivious to the fact that it had landed on Cobalt, since his healing powers would take care of it when he woke up, Luna screamed "there's a note on it," and went over to read it as a similar anvil crashed through the ceiling right above where she had stopped to read the note...
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
...which read

"We have kidnapped Reboot and subjected him to our own brand of hideous torture. Save him if you dare.

- Love,
Golden Shower"

"What in the world is this all about?" said Cobalt, getting up while healing himself.

"I don't know, but we better act fast!" said EDE..."because..."
 
Posted by Luna on :
 
"...there goes Luna running around naked crying 'Insanity, Insanity!' and when she starts doing that you know..."
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
"...when she starts doing that you know there's no way to get her calmed down except giving her..."

But, before EDE could finish his sentence, the second anvil had crashed to the floor. Fortunately, Luna's naked running had gotten her out of the way.

"There's another note attached to this one!" Cobalt Kid exclaims. "It says..."
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
"It says:

See you when you fall into this trap.

Sincerely,
Notes that Teleport Emperor"

And suddenly, Cobalt Kid, Eryk Davis Ester and a topless Luna were teleported out of the room!

"We always falls for that trick for some reason!" said Lash, as the increasingly diminishing amount of LMBers waited for another anvil to fall.

Suddenly the monitor blared! "You guys want to join in on the fight anytime soon", said Loser Lad, who was flying towards Takron-Galtos (which orbited Legion World) alongside Caliente and Disaster Boy. "We see the villain leading the charge up here, and its none other than..."
 
Posted by Bevis on :
 
Frankie Muniz!"

"Gasp!" gasped Lash. Before he could speak though another anvil crashed through the ceiling. Crujectra quickly rushed over and grabbed the note. Being careful to not be teleported she read it aloud.

"Are you fed up with notes attached to anvils crashing through your roof? What you need is the Acme Anvil-proof Roof.... Of Space!"

"You know," said Lash thoughfully, "that sounds like exactly what we need. But we haven't got time to think about that right now because....
 
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
"You know," said Lash thoughfully, "that sounds like exactly what we need. But we haven't got time to think about that right now because....

<interlude>

Non Sequitor looked up from washing the Sunday funnies.

<end interlude>

"You know," said Lash thoughfully, "that sounds like exactly what we need. But we haven't got time to think about that right now because....
 
Posted by Reboot on :
 
...Reboot teleported into the room, with EDE, looking miffed. "Y'know, you lot could have helped. Next time, the idiot might remember to gag me and Glitch couldn't have got me out."

"Oh, Cobalt and Luna are still in there, somewhere, according to this scan. I just wanted out of that pit, and neither of them are exactly my favourite people."

"If you want to go back and get them, this'll get you there without ending up the way EDE did."

With that, Reboot teleported out, muttering something annoyed about Cobalt [Razz]
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Meanwhile…

Varalent, Semi-Transparent Fellow, Dedman and Arachne walk into a dark, dingy cave, on the planet Polisex IV.

“Is this where the supposed strange disturbance was occurring Vee?” said Dedman to the mission leader, Varalent.

“Yes, and it was supposedly a series of strange lights and noises here. The cave is very large, so be careful of what we may find…”

SUDDENLY, light erupted in front of them, as something arose—

“The horrors!” said Semi

“Popping Planets!” yelled Arachne!

------------

But before we go any further with this side story, we turn back to Princess Crujectra, Kid Marvel, Eryk Davis Ester and Lash Lad, who were attempting to join their comrades in space protecting Takron-Galtos.

“What about Anvil-Master?” said EDE about the Anvil-hurling villain that was attempting to destroy them before.

“Oh, him. We dispatched Lucien Lad to use his new super-waking abilities and hopefully brutally kill him,” said Lash cheerfully!

Suddenly, they were interrupted by…
 
Posted by Bevis on :
 
*Interlude*

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
We dispatched Lucien Lad to use his new super-waking abilities and hopefully brutally kill him

Super-waking abilities?!!??

*end interlude*
 
Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
I think perhaps he meant "super-whacking abilities", Bevis dear [Wink]

[ August 10, 2005, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Spellbinder ]
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
That's exactly what I meant [Big Grin]

You know, the ones you employed to terrorize, er, save Legion World during the Red Bee crisis [Smile]
 
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
But before we go any further with this side story, we turn back to Princess Crujectra, Kid Marvel, Eryk Davis Ester and Lash Lad, who were attempting to join their comrades in space protecting Takron-Galtos


As Lash lead the charge, he suddenly stopped in mid space. A weird energy signature played all over his tightly muscled torso, Lash stiffened.

“Don’t look Princess” said Kid Marvel

Lash turned to look at them, his normally handsome face twisted in despair.

“No this cant be happening” he shouted,

But it was.


Before their very eyes, the ultra hep titsness that was the most beloved poster of all had changed. No longer the smooth, spiffy uber Tenzil, Lash lad had become……………..


Polyester Boy!!!!!


Saggy ill fitting clothes hung off his body, the garish colours of his uniform clashed with the onlookers sense of decency, Lash’s fine hair became bedraggled and limp, and his teeth brown and misshaped.

As the LMB looked on in horror the energy wave crashed over them all. Quickly turning EDE into a chartered accountant called Wayne, with thick horn rimed glasses and a penchant for collecting “really useful articles on caravanning”

Kid Marvel gulped as he realised he had turned into Hoppy the marvel bunny.

But Crujectra, poor poor Crujectra. She had been redressed in a ill fitting lycra and wool pants suit, with gold lame platform boots and a really bad, and I mean bad, perm.


Loser Lad flew out from behind the energy barrier,
“come on guys we need some help here”

Stopping in his tracks he looks at the group in front of him

“sorry guys, I thought I was the loser around here”

Just then a space whale hove into view and Faraway appeared,

“Loser, I picked up the distress signal what’s up”

“Its Takron Galtos Far, the SP’s are trapped and we need to get there as soon as we can”

“well lets go then” say’s Faraway and flies past the barrier “come on guys”

That’s funny” says Loser, “ the barrier repels all the cool trendy handsome guys and gals but lets me and Faraway past? Mmm, I wonder?”

Activating his LMBP comm link Loser Lad puts out an emergency call

“All hand all hand here this. We need all the geeks and losers up here now. Anyone who has a modicum of coolness or trendy ness or even just fits in with the guys, I don’t think you can help”

Turning to Faraway Loser says, “this is worse than I thought, this looks like the work of…….”
 
Posted by Bevis on :
 
ahhh, that makes a lot more sense now.

Although it would be interesting to see quite what super-waking abilities are as well...
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Suddenly, they were interrupted by several interludes!

"But what about Cobie and Luna?" EDE asked.

"I think they'll be okay," Lash answered. "I mean... Cobie imprisoned alone with a topless woman? What kind of trouble could that possibly cause?"

"Anyways," Crujectra says, "Lash was just about to explain this fancy new contraption that will take us to Tarkon-Galtos far quicker than we could have gotten there by, say, just flying and avoiding this whole falling anvils plotline."

"Oh, yeah! This new device is the tits! Basically it..."
 
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
SUDDENLY, light erupted in front of them, as something arose—

“The horrors!” said Semi

“Popping Planets!” yelled Arachne!


Cobalt Kid looked at them in surprise.

“What am I doing here” he mumbles, then falls face down into a pile of dirt.

Climbing to his knees he looks intently at the dirt. “AH HA” he shouts, and digs his hands deep in the foul smelling dung hole, “I knew it” pulling out a small object covered in the gods know what he puts it in his mouth.

Arachne starts to retch.

Semi looks away in embarrassment

“Dedman, Dedman, look at this” says an excited Cobalt Kid, Look it’s a real live pilaster from the reign of ……..”

Dedman looks on horrified as before his eyes his friend turns into a (not very good) archaeologist teacher from high school complete with leather patches on his corduroy jacket.

“look at this my friend” says Cobalt advancing on Dedman, who gathering Semi and Arachne moves into the poltergeist zone.


Meanwhile Varalent…………..
 
Posted by Caliente on :
 
I'm soooo confused... all I know is that Luna is topless and that's never a bad thing! And that me and DB are somewhere or something.
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Takron-Galtos

Frankie Muniz led the charge against the SP’s guarding the Red Bee and the Royal Inquisitor, as The Living Anvil and Notes that Teleport Emperor blasted the Legionnaires. Or rather, it was the Reanimated Corpse of Frankie Muniz!

Caliente and Disaster Boy ducked and regrouped, as Loser Lad and Faraway Lad joined them. “Where’s everyone else?” asked Caliente.

“No good—only the losers and dorks are getting through now. Sounds like the work of Unpopular Pete, who can make anyone a big zero!”

“That’s four villains I count then,” said Faraway Lad, and now it’s three! Using his power, he sent Unpopular Pete somewhere faraway, to bring down the shield and let the remaining LMBers break through the barrier! Princess Crujectra, EDE, Lash and Kid Marvel joined the others, as the LMB rallied to halt this battle.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Unpopular Pete reappeared on a planet full of Cannibal Disco Dancers, who proceeded to get their groove on and eat him alive! Such is the life of a super-villain!

“Wait a minute?” said EDE. “Frankie Muniz’s corpse is being reanimated? This could only be the work of…”
 
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
... of...

But before EDE could complete his sentence, he was blasted from behind by...

Kid Sexual Orientation Reversal (KSOR), cousin of Kid Gdner Stereotype Reversal II!

"I feel strangely attracted!" said EDE, licking his lips as he looked at Lash.

And just as suddenly, Ollopa, the Bizarro Apollo, appeared beside our LMBPers!

"Gasp!" said Crujectra. "Ollopa's power is horrible! He can make anyone attracted to men hate him so much that they'll drive themselves mad trying to destroy him!"

"That's right! And before you try anything stupid, we have a little present for you!" KSOR tosses a pair of fuzzy-wuzzy brown bikini briefs in front of our heroes. "If you want to see Invisible Brainiac again, you will stop defending Takron-Galtos! And to make sure you follow your part of the deal, we'll take another hostage!"

KSOR and Ollopa teleport away, taking EDE with them!
 
Posted by Bevis on :
 
Everyone stood there, shocked at the sudden increase in villains they were facing, but the question of where Frankie Muniz had come from still remained. Crujectra had been thinking though and said "It must be Minor-Dead-Celebrity-Reanimator-Lass! You remember, we encountered her a while ago in one of those adventures that we haven't goten around to mentioning properly yet. But why on earth would she bring back Frankie Muniz? Do ou think it has somethign to do with our previous encounters with the wierdly large eyed boy?"

Before he could go on though another alert came on their omnicons. It was Lucien Lad, off on his not so secret mission to kill... I forget. Anyway, it was he.

"Hi guys," he said, "I know this might not be the best moment to let you know this but I've sudenly developed super-waking abilities which are kind of like being able to be asleep while actually being awake which means that I have these dreams that are sort of like daydreams but are also premononitions and stuff as well, you know. Something like that, i dunno. i helped some little old lady across a river (because she was a bit stupid and clearly didn't understand how to use the bridge) and she said she would reward me with new powers and they were those. Mmm-hmmm."

The gathered LMBPers looked at each other but didn't say anything because they knew that it was best not to interupt Lucien Lad when he went off on one because it would inevitably lead him off onto some other tangent and then they'd be there for ages.

"Yeah, anyway," went on Lucien Lad eventually, "So now i have these premonition powers, which possibly tie into my nostalgia powers only, like, backwards or something and maybe with my super-whacking abilities and possibly the porcupines, but I doubt it. Well I had this realy wierd premonition that you guys were being attacked by Frankie Muniz and that in the near future there will be, in no particular order, some more super-fatassing, more super powers involving pulling items (possibly beds again) from other people's arses, a *huge* vat of green jelly/jello, the importance of the cool LMBPers becoming geeks again but to save the day rather than as a way of defeating us and a minor but recurring character dying within exactly six posts."

"Gosh" said Loser looking at the others, "you all realise what this means don't you?...

(Edited to take account of the fact that IB posted at the same time as me so my post didn't make much sense any more)

[ August 11, 2005, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: Bevis ]
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Dedman, Semi and Arachne looked on horrified at what they saw in front of them. It was Cobalt, holding onto the behind of a lovely woman.

“Working out again Luna?” he smiled, “you know, I like this topless look—“

Suddenly, he stopped, and turned to see that it was not Luna at all! It was Lucifer Lass!!

“I suggest you remove that hand,” she said sneeringly, “unless you’d like to lose it, and whatever else I decide…” she added, looking at his might package.

“Lucifer Lass!” exclaimed Semi! “Does this mean you’re part of this galaxy-wide Villain-fest?”

“Of course not. I would never ally myself with them. But they have annoyed me just enough where I’ve decided I’m going to help stop them. You are in luck today LMBers.”

Dedman looked on, thinking “but where in tarnation is Luna, then?”

Suddenly, Varalent ran back over! “I’ve found it! The Coincidence Machine! This sure might come in handy!”

“Indeed,” said Lucifer Lass, as Arachne nodded to Semi, both realizing this was why she was in the cave with them too, and clearly not trusting them.

Meanwhile, back in space above Legion World, an unexpected bit of help arrived in the form of…
 
Posted by Bevis on :
 
Giant Squid (back from teh dead apparently), Raging Bull, Globe Girl, Dollyputo, Winema Wazzo and Turns-You-Into-A-Country Fred.

"Wow," said Crujectra, "A gaggle of both friends and foe who are relativly minor but recurring characters in teh history of the LMBP. I have an oddly bad feeling that the first of Lucien Lad's premonitions is due to come true in, ooooh, two posts."

But before Crujectra could warn the new arrivals of the impending danger...
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
But before Crujectra could warn the new arrivals of the impending danger...Thunder Lord finally showed up, blasting back the LMBers with an enormous thunder-clap! Up until now, most of these villains had been purely second-string—but now, it looked like there was a major threat.

The new arrivals quickly regrouped to attack. “Wait a minute,” said Lash Lad, “this can’t be write. Giant Squid and Globe Girl are dead, Winema Wazzo and Raging Bull are genuine personalities on Legion World and thus can’t be killed, and that leaves only Dollyputo and Turns You Into a Country Fred as potential victims. So, what in the--?”

But he was too late! Thunder Lord let loose an enormous thunderclap at the six figures, knocking them back to reveal they were the work of the illusionist and longtime hero that occasionally came out of retirement to help the LMB, ‘Mean Old Hero’ (he sure does exist—check the Ongoing Tag Team Thread for details!).

Mean Old Hero fell back and the Super-Villains ponced on him! In a big flash, The Living Anvil, Mean Old Hero and a whole host of other super-villains we didn’t even get to yet were blown to little bits!

“Gosh!” screamed EDE

“The horror!” screamed Crujectra

Now, the Reanimated Corpse of Frankie Muniz and Notes that Teleport Emperor Stand before them, for the final showdown.

Meanwhile, inside Takron-Galtos, the SP’s horror increased, when suddenly…
 
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
When suddenly, Camera Eye Kid began plastering the walls of Takron-Galtos with embarrassing (and usuaklly naked) pictures of all the guards!

For you see, Camera Eye Kid has the power to capture and project any image that he wants, from anywhere in the universe! Now that he's been upgraded, he can also print, e-mail, fax, duplicate, shrink, enlarge and manipulate any image that he captures.

"Just my luck." Lash Lad said as he burst in to confront Camera Eye Kid. "I get the chance to stare at pictures of sexy, naked guards, but I can't do it until I take you out."

"Well," he said, as he readied his whip, "this shouldn't take too long."

"Not so fast." said Camera Eye Kid, as he pulled a picture out of his ass. "I think you'll want to see this."

Lash gasped as he looked at a picture of atied up and gagged IB and EDE being...
 
Posted by Bevis on :
 
tickled with a pink feather by buxom wenches.

"You fiend!" cried Lash Lad, "How did you manage to get photos from the LMBP party in the Hootchie Hut last week? No matter, I'm still going to have to take you out."

So Lash took out Camera Eye Kid. First they went for a nice meal at a little boutique restaurant round the corner, then they went to the movies and finally went for a nightcap at the Red Light Lounge.

Meanwhile...
 
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Meanwhile, Semi Transparent Fellow said "You better get into your uniform, Cobalt Kid! Strange things have been happening." As Cobalt Kid got dressed for battle, Arachne eyed Lucifer Lass. Something didn't seem quite right. From what she had heard of the Maid of Mischief, Arachne expect her to try to be more bossy, yet she was hanging back. Was she waiting for something or someone else to arrive? What webs were Lucifer Lass really spinning? For now Arachne kept her suspicions to herself as the group left for....

**********************************************

Non Sequitor dreamed of a new color.

***********************************************

At the Red Light Lounge, Camera Eye Kid looked at Lash Lad. He looked so strong and handsome. No he couldn't go through with it no matter what the cost. Suddenly he felt Lash Lad's hand on his. "What is it?" Camera Eye Kid took a shot of this moment. This was one that would not be erased - ever. Tears started to fill the young villian's eyes. "I..I was picked to kill you. We were all supposed to kill one LMBer. But I can't do it. You are just so sweet and strong and heroic and good." Lash was taken aback by the feeling in Camera Eye Kid's voice. "I do have a favor to ask of you. Could you stay out of sight for 3 hours? I nned that time to free my brother Tivo. The Legion of Super Villian Legion is holding him captive. That is the only reason I went along with their scheme."

The Boy with the Whip looked at this would-be villian and said...
 
Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
...in an alternate reality located just around the corner from Legion World, Abin Quank and Space Ranger sat glaring at each other over a cribbage board.

"I think I've spent enough time cooped up here repenting my role in the Alt-ID Rebellion."

But back where the others were, which is definately not where they were, things were happening...
 
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
Things involving buxom wenches and pink feathers.

EDE looked across at the young Invisible Brainiac.

"hang on Ibby, the rest will get here soon"

"Pishaw!"

Said a voice from the doorway,

"By the time those fools find us it vil be too late fur you"

EDE looked towards the door and saw.......
 
Posted by dedman on :
 
....and saw Salad Tosser Lord with his new sidekicks The Onions of Doom!!!!!

"its time to toss your salads" muttered the evil mastermind.

Salad Tosser Lord and his Onions were closing menacingly upon EDE and IB when suddenly......
 
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
Spellbinder crashed through the wall.

"you leave my IB alone your brute, oh and EDE too"

She raised her arm to cast Salad Tosser down, but before she could act, one of the onion's attacked her turning her large beautiful eyes red and racking her firm body with tears.

"Fools" said STL "we in the Super Villain Legion are prepared for all of you LMBP has beens."

Raising his hands to summon the power of the salad dressing, STL (whos real name was Maris Piper) was about to attack when through the hole in the wall came............
 
Posted by Bevis on :
 
the slug LMBP from one of the other tag teams!

Salad Tosser Lord new he only had moments to react to this sluggy threat to his very being so he...
 
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
Called for help from Killer Kondiment.

Reaching into his utility belt, KK threw a large bag of salt on to the poor hero slug.

Entering the wall though the hole came Faraway and Loser.

Loser activated his loser force causing KK's belt to fall down making his trouser do the same and KK fall over.

Faraway used his power to send the Slug hero back to Dr Ones for treatment.

"Now you evil green madman" he said, when.......
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
"Now you evil green madman," he said, "when I--WHAT THE FRUCK IS GOING ON? No, seriously, where did everyone go?"

Because suddenly, every super-villain had dissapeared. All the heroes near Takron-Galtos were left high and dry (some wet, if you want to go there).

"Bad news" said the wise-cracking SP over the intercom. "Red Bee and Royal Inquisitor are still here, you suceeded on that front."

"How's that bad news?" asked Sketch Lad, just joining them.

"Well, it goes like this: someone else is here to see you, and her name is none other than..."
 
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
"None other than your mother-in-law!"

"What?" gasped Sketch Lad. "I'm not even married!"

"Not yet," cackled the SP,"but we will be!" And having said that, the SP stood up and removed her disguise to reveal yet another villain: Nightmare Nura! And from behind her stepped her mother, and Sketch Lad's future mother-in-law, Hypnosis Harriet!

"But first, Red Bee and Royal Inquisitor are going to help us prepare a little something for you LMBP fools!" laughed Nightmare Nura as she turned off the intercom.

We now hop back to the Red Light Lounge, where we left Lash Lad and Camera Eye Kid having a little moment...
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Meanwhile, the large group of villains reappeared, in front of a mysterious cloaked figure.

"Now..." thought Crujectra, "we figure out what's going on?" Because, using their powers, Princess Crujectra and Invisible Brainiac were able to disguise themselves and stow away with the teleporting villains, as was Eryk Davis Ester, using his disguise abilities as "Maniac Killer Man".

"Who are all these second rate villains that have never bothered to show up in LMB lore before, discounting Salad Tosser Lord?"

Suddenly, the mysterious figure rose, and began to shout incessantly, as evil masterminds do. "We may not have freed the Red Bee and Royal Inquisitor my weapons, but we will move on with our plan anyway!"

"For you are my great creations, and all others will be deleted!"

"For am I not..." (bum, bum, bum...) "THE PROCREATOR?!!!

Crujectra groaned, as the Procreator, creator of these lesser villains stood before them.

Meanwhile, getting back to Lash Lad and Camera Eye Kid...
 
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Lash Lad looked into Camera Eye Kid's eyes and said, "For you... I'll stay out of sight. But that'll only be because I'm going to help you rescue your brother! Where you go, I'll go!"

Camera Eye Kid could only stare at the wonderful, wonderful person in front of him. He knew that any picture he took of this moment could never do it justice.

"Lash, I promise you, after we rescue Tivo, I'm going to give you the time of your life!"

Unknown to them, the second-rate villain known as Mistress Manipulator was watching them. This was the perfect opportunity to use Lash Lad for their own ends, and she was not about to let it slip by...

Back at Takron-Galtos, the LMBPers faced off against the Procreator and his army of villains...
 
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
It was an awesome, traditional slug fest, splashed across not one, not two but three double page spreads. As they fought first it looked as if the LMB was winning then it looked as if the Villains were winning. Finally there was a cataclysmic collision and everyone froze.

Into the silence walked a small young kid with a pony tail and a long yellow robe followed by a small dog. Smiling he waved his hands and all the colour drained from the battle scene in front of him leaving every LMB member and all the villains visible only in faded monochrome.

“Come dog” said the small yellow kid, we must leave the clue and let them sort this out.

And then the battle re -commenced

No one noticed the that the yellow kid had been and gone except for Piddling Pup who had trotted off to make friends with the kids dog.

It was Sketch Lad who first noticed the lack of colour.

“LMB’ers look we are………”
 


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