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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
101. To make Baby Wildebeest cry.
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
100. Crossover!
 
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
 
99. To make thousands of Titans fans happy.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
98. puppy chow
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
97. Her fat tissues could be used to moisturise Cruella De Vil's face
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
96. Violin strings.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
95. To save Red Star from further bestiality.
 
Posted by 235 - Andy S on :
 
94. FUR!
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
93. Security system for scaring off door-to-door salesmen?
 
Posted by Jorg-EM on :
 
92. To make the Teen Titans darker and grittier. (though I like Pantha and always have!)
 
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
91. To whack on the head people who start Dead Pantha threads. [Wink]
 
Posted by Vee on :
 
90. Because someone has to finish potty training Wildebaby
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
89. Turn her into a zombie
 
Posted by Calybos on :
 
88. The only woman who Garfield can be sure won't abandon him.

87. Handy, multipurpose allergy tester.

86. Great display in the ol' trophy room.

85. Toilet brush.

84. Both mask and claws are great for opening bottles.

83. Target practice/tackling dummy for Arsenal.
 
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
82. Hallowe'en decoration.
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
81. Scarf
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
80. Rug
 
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
79. Car buffer cloth.

78. Holy Relic for obscure Bast cult.
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
77. a lovely warm pair of slippers.
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
76. When FC wants to ditch an LW meeting she puts sunglasses on P. and props 'er up in a chair.
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
75. Donation to Taxidermy School
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
74. Good way to frighten unwanted relatives to death.
 
Posted by Doc Nimbus on :
 
73. Tie strings to her and make a life sized Marionette.
 
Posted by 235 - Andy S on :
 
72. As an example to young children to learn good hygiene- shaving and clipping.
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
She's make a mighty fine duster I reckon.
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
71. The ears of her mask would make a good ear-cleaner (naturally)

70. The ears of the mask would be great for sharpening knives
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
69. Also, she would make several prime CD cleaning clothes.

68. fertiliser, probably.

67. Beanbag.
 
Posted by Doc Nimbus on :
 
66. Paperweight

65. Doorstop

64. Pez dispenser?
 
Posted by Doc Nimbus on :
 
63. CPR Dummy!

62. Crash Test Dummy!
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
61. Conversation-starting club frock
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
60. A ruse for the real Pantha to go undercover?
 
Posted by Doc Nimbus on :
 
59. A Mattress

58. A place to hide your valuables

57. Autopsy practice
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
56. Wind-up toy

55. Decoy date

54. Pest exterminater
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
53. Pajama case

52. And while we're at it, she could be a mighty fine pillow case
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
51. Starfire wig replacement
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
50. Spare parts for Mrs. Frankenstein's Monster
 
Posted by Mattropolis on :
 
49.Vixen gets her original mask back!
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
48. Mascot for the Wildebeast Society?

47. Replacement for a dead cat?

46. Mannequin at the dead heroes exhibit in the DC Infinite Crisis wing?

45. Life sized Titans action figure?
 
Posted by baycent54 on :
 
44.Bagpipe testing to insure they're in tune

[ October 08, 2005, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: baycent54 ]
 
Posted by icefire on :
 
43. A new home for Eclipso
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
42. A new home for Mr. Mind
 
Posted by Mattropolis on :
 
41. I hear Ultra Humanite is looking for a new body...
 
Posted by icefire on :
 
40. A reason for Wolverine to guest star
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
39. An excuse to bring a dead character back to life and have it inhabit Pantha's corpse.

38. A rope pulley

37. A plant holder

36. A litter box for a cat
 
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
 
35. To start a message board thread entitled "100 uses for a dead Pantha"
 
Posted by Stargazer on :
 
34. To star in the House of P (Pantha)

33. A Pinata
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
32. 'Cause Greybird would get all irate and stuff if I started a "uses for dead Azrael" thread.
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
31. Tie her up by the tail onto a handy hook and use her corpse as a punch bag to take all your frustrations out on.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
30. 'cause we're getting OH-so-close....!
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
29. In case it hasn't been said yet, fertiliser.
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
28. Chop her up and make a humerous array of door mats.
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
27. Use her entrails to predict the future!
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
26. Scoop out her brain and use the head as a indoor light fixture!
 
Posted by superboymddjr on :
 
you all guys got your wish! It happened today. :-(
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
25. Punching bag for Superboy.
 
Posted by superboymddjr on :
 
argh! you are ruining me! I do not mean that oh no! *sob*
 
Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
101. To make Baby Wildebeest cry.

Hey Lash, what do you know that we don't know? Or are you just psychic? [tease]
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by superboymddjr:
argh! you are ruining me! I do not mean that oh no! *sob*

Hey! Stop picking on this poor dude - he has feelings, you know... [Wink] [Hug]
 
Posted by Calybos on :
 
24. Token sacrifice (along with other forgettable Titans) to show off how tough Superboy Prime is.

23. Memorial marker that releases a fresh scent every time someone kneels at her grave!

22. Kitty litter.

21. Mulch.

20. Stand-in for a much better pro wrestler version on TV.

19. Translator for Mas y Menos.

18. Hatrack in the Titans' Memorial Hall.

17. Last person who got along with Terry Long.

16. Babysitter for Wildebeest, who's... oh, wait. Never mind.
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
15. An excuse for DC to do a rarely-seen hero clean-up?
14. A bookend stand for the entire Titans comic run?
 
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
13. Ballast for Dan Didio's next balloon expedition.
 
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
12: story fodder for CSI:DCU
 
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
11. proving a bunch of LWers can count backwards from 101.
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
10. Another Pantha explaining the first Pantha was a fake?
9. Bring her back (in Marvel) as T'Challa's unseen, unheard-of sidekick?
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
8. Turn opponents to stone. (Oh wait... that's Medusa's severed head that does that... oops!)
 
Posted by legionadventureman on :
 
7. Insert someone else's behaviour patterns in her mind (like the Vision/Wonder Man thing)
 
Posted by Harbinger on :
 
6. As a one-use punch bag for Superboy from Earth Prime. Oooops, that's already happened hasn't it [Big Grin] (go Supes!)
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
5. To generate more interest in posting (for me) than the current title is providing (for me)
 
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
4. To show IC is remedying ALL Marv Wolfman mistakes.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
3. Stunt double for the Headless Horseman!


2. To make me feel kinda guilty now for not liking her more.


And the NUMBER ONE USE for a DEAD PANTHA IS......


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Posted by Harbinger on :
 
1) unadulterated, shameless, pure and simple- for the sheer joy of it!


(was that maybe just a bit harsh? [Good] )
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
and cuz this is comics

0. Maybe Jazz-Dancing Spidey would like a partner!
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
But, jillikers!

I'll wager that J.D. Spidey prefers that his dance partners have heads!
 
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
 
102. Finally give "Head Reconnector Boy" something to do...
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I'll bet you $10 Head Reconnector Boy finds his way into the next LMB tag-team story.
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
One word: Wintergreen.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
[LOL]
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
And just as Pantha is laid to rest in the DCU, Head-Reconnector Boy rises in the LMB-U. Such is the cycle of these things.
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Jillikers! Is it too late for a "Secret Origin of Konk!" reference?
 
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
if you need to ask, it's too late.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Poor poor Pantha...
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
She's coming back!!!!
 
Posted by LASHbrain on :
 
But she didn't stay...
 


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