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*Giant images of Nightcrawler everywhere decorating the walls! Dave Cockrum artwork on posters, table clothes, and everything else.*
*Bar along the side with Legion World's top 10 sexiest citizens serving drinks*
Bloody Liberty! Campaigning is harder than I remember! Luckily, the Cobie / Nighty ticket has three easy points to remember:
(1) You'd be electing Nightcrawler leader of the LMB
(2) We promise not to interfere with the members lives unless one gets out of order--then we'll just the bastard executed.
(3) More sensual misunderstandings, free booze and EDE reviewing showcase volumes if we're elected!
(We'll hold back on our promise to get Teeds to have an avatar until the final days of the election...)
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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PS - Did I mention that Nightcrawler would be the new LMB Leader?
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Breaking News! The Nighty / Cobie team have confirmed that if we win, we shall be electing Rhino as Secretary of State!
Who in their right mind wouldn't want to vote for Nighty and Rhino?!
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Have your sexy barkeep(s) bring me a vodka lemonade sans vodka ~fresh lemons, spring water and cane sugar ONLY, please!~ and we'll talk.
Click Here For A SpoilerAlso, garnish with a paper umbrella and a hundred dollar bill if you're really serious about this campaign thing.
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
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Cocktails garnished with paper umbrellas and hundred dollar bills will be a standard for this campaign! If we're elected it'll be $200.
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Should the Nighty / Cobie ticket win the election, we promise to make sure that PB & J are taken care of with good positions in the cabinet. Secretary of Awesome and Secretary of Cool are two of the most sought after positions in the entire LMB administration, after all.
Meanwhile, we promise not to punish Exnihil too harshly for his crimes. And we promise to at least discuss capital punishment of the Election Tyrant with the rest of the membership before proceeding.
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Should we win this race, we guaranty all checks will clear.
(Those LMB coffers are good for more than just booze and prostitutes, after all, eh?)
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That's because Blaze and yourself will be performing a little burlesque routine later this evening! You'll need to oil each other up beforehand...I'm sure we'll find some volunteers to help...
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