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Thomas Jefferson a zombie? Does that make James Madison a leprechaun?
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I don't know if James Madison was a leprechaun, but his wife had a line of fruit pies and snack cakes that had Charlie Brown on the label.
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Little known fact:
Throughout most of Tyler's term in office, the real President was Zombie William Henry Harrison!
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That explains why most of Tyler's cabinet resigned. They didn't resign. They were EATEN!
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Yes, indeed. I wonder if they served Dolly Madison goodies for dessert. They're indescribably delicious!
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The ones with brains must have had Linus on the package. Definitely not Peppermint Patty.
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I'm not sure if presidents belong in the same thread as beings who subsist on brains.
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