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1 to change the light bulb but ... after posting that light bulb .

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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And various posters to say that their favorite lightbulb changing era was: the Adventure era, the Levitz era, The Five Years after era, The post-boot era, or the DNA era.

1 to say none of that matters because of the three-boot

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Jillikers! If that were really Legion World, you'd have to mention the 40 people it takes to make every conceivable light bulb pun!

Not to mention every obscure light bulb reference in Legion history!

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"Space is dark! Too dark! I must not leave my homeworld!"
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Not to mention obscure references to characters not even related to the light-bulb, but their so obscure only a handful of us get the joke anyway!
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Not to mention references to the Light Brigade, Antler Lass's giant rack, and the hypertime bar sewn into a pair of speedos!
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and then there'd be a whole thread about the great Legion World Darkness era when the light bulb was being changed, and a "Kiss this limerick writer in the dark" thread.

Light Bulb Changer Lad would be revealed to be one of Cobie's alternate ID's.

There'd be a poll about whether Kitson or Cockrum drew better all-darkness panels.

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quote:
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
...the hypertime bar sewn into a pair of speedos!

no I was just happy to see you
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I wonder if Myron Marks ever hung around Menlo Park?
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And then sex-crazed poster would return the discussion back to Antler Lass's rack...
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Then some poster who's been around along time will bring up the days when the Light Brigade had their own board on the DCMBs!
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Then a minimum of a dozen posters would gripe about how the new DCMBs suck and at least one would complain about how he can't even log into the DCMBs anymore.
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Hey I have a friend who sold some lightbulbs to the company that catered the bar mitzvah of the neighbor of the man who claims to be the voice of the new Legion animated series. According to him ... let's just say "Matter-Eater Lad: the Motion Picture!"
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Then 16 of us would thank Gary and Scott for creating a place where we can discuss light bulbs.

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Then someone would mention how they once brought up light bulbs on the DCMBs, and how rude and mean and uninterested in discussion of light bulbs all the posters there were.

Then we'd thank Gary and Scott some more.

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