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My dear Mr. Lard Lad, this is the Victorian Flirting Thread. I believe you may be looking for the "Talk Like a Pirate" Thread.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Now, where did that nice Mr Ram Boy go? I was hoping he may care to partake of some of Aunt Ida's special lemonade.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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*Hands Mr. Ram Boy a fan* You will find this helps to hide a blush (or flirtingly show a bit of a blush)
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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* sets himself gently upon a davenport and begins to fan *
Thank you ever so much, Mr Quislet (you are indeed a gentleman). And yes, Mr. Rockhopper. I am a bit parched (excuse my language) and some of Aunt Ida's tonic sounds a delight! Simply a delight!
*sips*
I've never had the pleasure of meeting the good lady, but I have heard some wonderful things about her from my Aunt Flora.
*sips some more*
They used to do Charity work together on the Committee for the Beautification of the Avatars of the Glorious Former Posters of Legion World.
*puts down glass and grabs pitcher*
-hic- Truth be told, I never cared much for Aunt Flora. Bit of a holy terror that one. Why, Do you no, At her funerl i Was almost tempted to slap the hsit out of her in the casket -hic- Yup
*chugs*
Ididnt thoe...Shuld've...butididnt -hic- Are yu hot? Its burnin up in here...and whats with this sofa...its REALLY REALLY RED. Ithink im gonna be sick...
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Jeeves!!! Please help Mr. Ram Boy to the WC. and please do be quick about it. I've just has the sopha re-upholstered in a red crushed velvet.
Oh all this excitement is too much for me. I feel a little faint Mr. Rockhopper Lad.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Oh, my dear Mr Quislet, please have a seat on the sopha whilst I fetch you a small glass of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade--just a small glass, mind you. I shouldn't want for you to overindulge in such a frail state.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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No, get the medicinal sherry on the sideboard. *Places back of wrist on forehead*
Oh, I knew I should not have left that pitcher of Aunt Ida's Special Lemon-ade out. Now I'm not one to talk but this is not the first time I heard of Mr. Ram Boy over-indulging. Were you at the last box lunch social?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Yes, I was there, but I shan't have any further discussion of Mr Ram Boy's vices. It would not befit your station, Mr. Quislet.
Ah, here is a nip of that medicinal sherry you so enjoy. Careful does it, now. Sip it daintily.
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Oh thank you my dear Rockhopper Lad *takes a sip*
Won't you have a seat? *pats a spot on the sopha* You know Mother was not one to stand for wagging tongues. Still every now and then a good airing does wonders.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Mr Quislet and Mr Rockhopper, I can only express my sincere apologies for my uncivilized conduct earlier. I simply do not know what came over me. And might I add that your water closet is simply lovely. Indeed, it has the finest quality porcelain that I've had my head inside in quite a while.
*eyes the medicinal sherry but thinks twice about it*
Miss Teronna! How enchanting you look behind your fan. And Mr Lard Lad! What a pleasant surprise to see you here. I say, would that be a bottle of 75 proof spiced Jamaican rum in your trousers or are you just happy to be amongst such refined company?
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