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Why, Paris... how delightful that you took note of my new trousers. I had them imported from Italy, you know, along with my *bashful titter* undergarments!
And the new divan is quite wonderful, a bit larger than the last one. Plenty of room for another fainter should the bare-wrist debaucheries overcome another gentleman's sensibilities.
Bare-wrist debaucheries? Fi! However, we should be careful and keep in the Victorian mindset, or we might slip on the dangerous slope of the more libertine 18th Century... ALl those dangerous Liaisons
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speaking of which, do you know that Prince Albert is introducing this new piece of jewelry which, once secured to a chain that you attach to your belt, help cancel that embarrassing bulge that frightens the ladies so much.
-------------------- Ze Frainch Legion fan
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Wanders in wearing Geelong Football Club guernsey, sculling a tinnie of VB as he reads the Herald-Sun. G'day mates. Who wants to nip down to the local for a few pots and some footy on the pub telly? There might be a few likely gals about we can crack onto, maybe take 'em for a spin in the ute? Eyeballs those present as dots start to connect themselves even as palsies, faints and flushes erupt about the sitting room. Ohhhhh. This is a 'Victorian England' Flirting Thread, not a 'Victorian Australian' Flirting Thread. My bloody mistake - Sorry 'bout that, lads & ladettes. Backs out, mumbling incoherent Strine apologies.
quote:Originally posted by Star Boy: Wanders in wearing Geelong Football Club guernsey, sculling a tinnie of VB as he reads the Herald-Sun. G'day mates. Who wants to nip down to the local for a few pots and some footy on the pub telly? There might be a few likely gals about we can crack onto, maybe take 'em for a spin in the ute? Eyeballs those present as dots start to connect themselves even as palsies, faints and flushes erupt about the sitting room. Ohhhhh. This is a 'Victorian England' Flirting Thread, not a 'Victorian Australian' Flirting Thread. My bloody mistake - Sorry 'bout that, lads & ladettes. Backs out, mumbling incoherent Strine apologies.
Ooohh! *Collapses on divan. Back of the wrist to forehead*
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*cracks one eye open and whispers* the sherry
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Perhaps a touch of sherry would be appropriate, don't you think?
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It is fortifying. My doctor recommends a drop now and then.
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Quislet and Vee, I have a special bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream, left in my quarters by the former occupant - a deceased spinster. Would you care to join me?
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I have to say, I only imbibe for medicinal purposes only. My throat does seem a little sore. Is this Harvey's Bristol Cream good for sore throats?
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Oh Mr. Pariscub, are you an artiste? I hear that absinthe is most popular among the bohemian set.
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