quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I have always found it best to bathe au naturale when it is only me and my chums around.
My dear, Quislet, dost thou care to go for a swim?
<splash>
My dear Shark Lad,
I just want you to understand that my chums are not the type of chum you are use to.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Exnihil: <Knock, Knock>
Forgive the intrusion, good sirs, but I had heard that this might be the place where a restless gadabout might, by chance, direct himself toward the dulcet euphonics of "His Master's Voice"?
<In unison, all present cock their heads quizzically to the left.>
Forgive me, is this not the "Victrola Flirting Thread"?
<Looks again toward the thread title>
Ah! Dear, me!
I beg your leave. Good Day, gentlemen.
Mr. Exnihil,
Please don't leave on our account. You are most welcome to take a rest and partake of some little sustenance before you go in search of that other thread.
We have been thinking of having a Victrola installed here. Perhaps you might tell us which type would be the best?
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Now that winter is drawing near, it is time for such manly diversions as sitting by the fire reading while drinking brandy. The nature of one's reading, of course, need not be a matter of public discussion.
Most gentlemen prefer a wing-back chair, but I favour a sopha--peradventure another gentleman may wish to enjoy such diversions by the fire.
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Would you like to assist me in stringing some popcorn to use to garnish the Yuletide tree? If you don't think that it is too early for such activity.
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Perhaps it may be too early to put them on said tree, but we most certainly can practice stringing pop-corn. Note the sharpness of the needle I must use for stringing the pop-corn, Mr Quislet. I shouldn't want to stick you without warning.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Peradventure any such as desire to join in the diversion, I believe it has been far too long an interval since mild innuendo and furtive glances have been a subject of consequence here on Legion World.
Who cares to join me in a spot of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade whilst sitting upon the sopha?
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Ah, Mister Lard! I didn't realise you spoke French! Voudriez-vous une verre de la citronnade spéciale de Tante Ida?
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Lardi, my French is a bit rusty (la petite...rusty), but I think Rocky just asked you if your Aunt Ida is a lemon in need of assistance.
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Perchance you may also like a glass of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade? It is most refreshing.
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I do think it's a terrible shame that our Miss cleome has yet to brighten this thread with her delightful presence, but one can only assume that hauling around acres and acres of silk bombazine upon layers and layers of (blush) crinoline would make ease of movement rather difficult.
More's the pity, my Dear Rockhopper Lad. More's the pity.
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Mr. Ram-Boy (how I adore hyphenated names),
Has a proper invitation been sent to Miss cleome? If not I can send my man around with one forthwith. May I interest you in some petit fours to munch along with your glass of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade?
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Oh, Mister Lard, you are quite the polyglot! Do please join us for some of Aunt Ida's favoured elixir!
And Mister Wanders, there is no need to speak of parting. Please do tarry awhile. There is an ample supply of Special Lemonade for all!
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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