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Miss Fat Cramer, forgive my forwardness in saying so, but you are such a Samaritan.
Oh! and wouldn't it be wondrous if, when Miss Cleome arrives, you and her entertain us with your charming rendition of Delibes' Flower Duet !
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Ah, I should think it lovely were to we have a chamber concert here in the drawing-room. Peradventure, I may be persuaded to favour the company with one of Master Händel's recitatives or airs. And Mister Ram Boy, what we be your contribution to the evening's diversion? I know for certain that you are quite the talent.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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[realizes that she has no suitable costume for Victorian Flirting. Surely even a married lady should not appear at such occasions in a tea gown and satin slippers, particularly if there are gentlemen present]
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We are a bit informal here. All you need now is a fan to look coyly over. If you don't have one, I have several that you can choose from.
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None of my fans are big enough for Mr. Ram-Boy's performances. Have you tried the cucumber finger sandwiches?
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My dear Mister Lard, I fear you are having difficulty adjusting to the environs in which you find yourself. Perhaps a bit of Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade will supply you with needed succour.
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The cucumber sandwiches are delightful. I was so looking forward to Mr. Ram Boy's dance. It seems you young men are always dashing off to have wrestling matches in the upper chambers, which is not suitable entertainment for ladies.
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Ahh, glad to see that you are enjoying Mr. Quislet's delicious cucumber sandwiches, Miss Fat Cramer. (Yes, Mister Lard, they do render one almost entirely incomprehensible.)
Now, my newest dance - in which I interpret classic figures from antique urns - is called the "Pump-Pumpeii", and will begin as soon as I find a volunteer to play the role of Ganymede.
Mister Lard! You seem flexible enough!
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My, but it has been a while since propriety and suggestion have reigned supreme in these environs.
As always, the sopha awaits and Aunt Ida has made a fresh batch of her special lemonade.
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Now that Mr. Ram (Boy, can he dance) has completed his performance I believe the gentlemanly thing to do is to give up my comfy seat on the sopha and offer a large glass of Aunt Ida's lemonade to "Ganymede."
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