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I'm rather good at the Dulran Bop and it makes the ladies weak in the knees...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus Over on the MMB last night. He didn't see me creep Into this thread to have a peep; He thought that I was taking a poll by Reep. Then, I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Mommy had only seen Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!
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quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen! Peace on LWORLD and mercy mild Reep and Greybird reconciled
Joyful now as Thora rises And rubs Cobie with her thigh-ses As Harbinger hosts proclaim Lash is horny once again Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen
Teeds whom we all just adore EDE full of Legion Lore Povvins is a naughty sweet Sonnie Boy just can't be beat
lil rhino is so witty Arachne is oh-so pretty Nightcrawler is graemlin king at the Karaoke Stage we all will sing
Hark! The LMB shall sing Glory to Homecoming Queen!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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The first Numf-El Harbiinger saw Was not unlike MLLASH but not quite as raw. Not quite as raw, minding the boards On a cold winter's night fending off Hrun's little hordes Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El Porn is the thing of Quislet's cell.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Good High Priestess Viv looked out on the Feast of Yule. When ev'ryone that posts about fellowship and brew. Brightly shone the moon that night, Glist'ning like shined pewter Rather than watch such stars so bright, all were on computer.
[ December 15, 2004, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
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God Rest Ye Merry Jectra Twins, Let nothing you dismay, Remember Lash our Founder, was born happy and gay To save us all from the Anti-Moderator When we weren't allowed to play O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
On Legion World, in the MMB, The blessed babe was born But if anyone else calls Harbi a babe they'll get a trumpet or a horn, And Abin'll be left to clean it up, while Miner scoffs with scorn, O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
From Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad, a blessed joke once came, And unto certain LMBers, brought tidings of the same, How that in the legend of Stu was born, The made up poster by name, O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Now to past and future sing praise, All you within this place, And with true love and brotherhood Each other now embrace; This holy tide of the LMB All other doth deface O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
[ November 28, 2005, 06:33 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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To celebrate my first Christmas on Legion World, I've written a little ditty also.
The tune is my favourite Christmas song "In the Bleak Midwinter" (I am a choir nerd). If you've never heard it, you can find it here: http://cyberhymnal.org/htm/i/n/intbleak.htm
At the lodge of Rockhopper Frosty winds had moaned. Ground was hard as iron, Water like a stone. Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow. So decreed Rockhopper: The party was a go!
His guests, the LMBers, (some are a bit insane) Needed time to get away Heroing’s a strain. The Rookery of Rockhopper With its roofs all iced, Held their Christmas party Who’d not be enticed?
Frio and Icefire Had help him prepare that day, Ice sculptures of each LMBer, Lined the entry way. SHAKES and Café Cramer, Provided food and more. The furniture was put away To make a dancing floor.
Cobalt Kid and LAM Were first to arrive there. Actor Lad and Caliente Were a pretty pair. Lash and Tamper were next, Then Disaster Boy and Quis. Crujectra greeted her host With a kiss.
After all were gathered, Lightning Lad began A toast to all on Legion World: Every penguin, cat, woman and man. And so the Christmas party Was off to a fine start. And so the song is ended Before the good part!
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Sure, this is silly, and, probably unnecessary, but, in keeping with the current Rhino craze, we might as well...
On the twelfth day of Rhino, my rhino sent to me:
Twelve rhinos drumming Eleven rhinos piping Ten rhinos leaping Nine rhinos dancing Eight rhinos milking Seven rhinos swimming Six rhinos laying Five gold rhinos Four colly rhinos Three French rhinos Two rhino doves And a rhino in a pear tree.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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