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Lard Lad
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quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: And if it's a coyote, does it use ACME products to try to catch goats?
I sometimes wonder whether ol' Wile E. incorporates Acme products to help him get a date to the sock hop?
(FYI: Based on their track record, I'd recommend against using Acme Condoms! )
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quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady:
The only way Fickles could love me MORE right now is if there were poo involved!
Yes, too bad the Chupacabra has such good hygiene.
Wouldn't it be gross if someone filled a tube of toothpaste with poo instead? I mean, what if someone didn't realize until it was too late! *GASP*
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"Dude! This toothpaste tastes like sh*t!"
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Fanfic Lady
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Nah, Wile E. probably constructs his own date -- a fembot coyote which accidentally short-circuits and explodes when they kiss!
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Lard Lad
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That reminds me of what a HOT chick Bugs Bunny makes when he cross-dresses!
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Fanfic Lady
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quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: "Dude! This toothpaste tastes like sh*t!"
Whatever else might be said about it, poo is never untrue.
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Fanfic Lady
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quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: That reminds me of what a HOT chick Bugs Bunny makes when he cross-dresses!
Now I'm having a Wayne & Garth flashback. Fortunately, I loved Wayne & Garth.
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quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: "Dude! This toothpaste tastes like sh*t!"
Whatever else might be said about it, poo is never untrue.
Couldn't taste much worse than that baking soda crap my wife keeps buying for us, I suppose.
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quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: That reminds me of what a HOT chick Bugs Bunny makes when he cross-dresses!
Now I'm having a Wayne & Garth flashback. Fortunately, I loved Wayne & Garth.
You KNOW Elmer Fudd wanted a piece of THAT action!
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Hm. Chupacabras are supposed to be butt-ugly--maybe a cross-dressing professional makeover?
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Fanfic Lady
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quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: "Dude! This toothpaste tastes like sh*t!"
Whatever else might be said about it, poo is never untrue.
Couldn't taste much worse than that baking soda crap my wife keeps buying for us, I suppose.
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quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: Hm. Chupacabras are supposed to be butt-ugly--maybe a cross-dressing professional makeover?
Supervised by Tyra Banks and Janice Dickinson?
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Maybe that's what Alice the Goon is?
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Now I'm having a flashback to the early 80s cartoons where Olive Oyl and Alice the Goon are in the army.
Fortunately, I loved those cartoons.
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quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: quote: Originally posted by Lard Lad: That reminds me of what a HOT chick Bugs Bunny makes when he cross-dresses!
Now I'm having a Wayne & Garth flashback. Fortunately, I loved Wayne & Garth.
quote: Originally posted by Fanfic Lady:
Now I'm having a flashback to the early 80s cartoons where Olive Oyl and Alice the Goon are in the army.
Fortunately, I loved those cartoons.
How fortuitous!
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