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Asparagus is in its legal right to conduct business as always on Legion World.
Potatoes, like tomatoes before them, shall be sentenced to work in the ruby mines outside the city proper. Some hard work shall get some of these Legion Worlf vagrants to start acting like proper citizens again!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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I thought he meant Legion Worfs--e.g., our Klingon malcontents.
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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We seem to be getting very militarized and all moral -minded, just like the real world. Could there be a fracture in our Barrier Against Reality?
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Does the state of the MMB support same-sex marriage?
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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The MMB supports marriage and relations of all kinds, between all sexes, races, physical embodiments, animals, vegetables, robots and sentient balls of light.
Except for potatoes. Potatoes are not allowed to marry.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Who's been punching the Barrier Against Reality? Come on and fess up!
This message has been brought to you by Marriage Equality for Potatoes (MEP)
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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What in the world is happening on Legion World lately?
Its as if chaos is spilling into the streets! I haven't been able to speak to Cobie in days! All he does is speak with one of those StuRats, and with Hrun.
Now potatoes are losing their rights, the Security Office is in shambles, and even Clive and Time Teller Lad are reaching new levels of aggression. And I still don't trust Lard Lad.
What is to be done?
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From: Right by Cobie's Side | Registered: Jul 2003
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First thing is to not panic. I found that no matter how bad things get, everything works out in the end.
Second, let's see if everyone can get together for a boxed lunch social.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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does the boxed lunch include a twice baked potato? I love those!
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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I love boxed lunch socials! I'll bring the fried chicken, macaroni salad, and lemonade.
Oh, by the way, boxed lunch socials are forbidden under imperial Legion World law III.C (criminalizing unnecessary displays of frivolity when in a state of war). You're all under arrest!
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You stupid humans! Doesn't anyone see what's going on?
Using the pretense of a "Crisis," this Cobaltus and Legatus have had their way with these boards, cracking down on "immorality" while themselves carrying on in the very epitome of a decadent, extravagant lifestyle. What a farce!
In fact, it wouldn't surprise me at all if they were the ones who let those Banned-'Em Zone villains free, or put that dastardly cookbook where STU-W was sure to find it.
It's all a ruse -- a set-up! Open your eyes, humans!
The emperor has no clothes!
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLO--
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From: The Legion of Super-Rodents clubhouse | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat: You stupid humans! Doesn't anyone see what's going on?
technically, I am only half human ... so half of me says "@*&%$ off!"
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: does the boxed lunch include a twice baked potato? I love those!
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I'll be sure to include one in your boxed lunch.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus: I love boxed lunch socials! I'll bring the fried chicken, macaroni salad, and lemonade.
Oh, by the way, boxed lunch socials are forbidden under imperial Legion World law III.C (criminalizing unnecessary displays of frivolity when in a state of war). You're all under arrest!
Frivolity??? That would be a taffy pull. Boxed lunch socials are a gay affair to be sure, but never frivolous.
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