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Hrun, I just stopped in to bring you a hall-warming gift. There are ten kegs of mead outside. Perhaps your barbarian hordes could help bring them in. And one other thing - a special axe-proof dart board for your gaming pleasure. I had Emerald Empress enchant it with a self-healing spell. So destroy it all you wish, it will repair itself before you can inoke Odin's name.
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"See thru man, I welcome you to my Hall. Your gifts are warmly accepted.
Lash Slave shall bring the mead into my hall. You may watch his sweating muscled body closely as he does so, to ensure he does not damage the mead in any way."
Hrun throws axe at Dart board, it splits and reforms immediately.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I like this. Please take this, a gift for a gift
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Hi Hrun! Just stopped by to welcome you to the neighborhood. The Hall looks great. I particularly like the open fire pits. Is that wild boar roasting on a spit over there?
I see Semi has already brought you plenty of mead and a terrific axe resistant dart board, so I brought you a hand made Hrun Coat of Arms to be proudly displayed just above your high seat in the Hall! Hope you like it, I had it imported from far, far away just for you
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Hi Hrun! Just stopped by to welcome you to the neighborhood. The Hall looks great. I particularly like the open fire pits. Is that wild boar roasting on a spit over there?
I see Semi has already brought you plenty of mead and a terrific axe resistant dart board, so I brought you a hand made Hrun Coat of Arms to be proudly displayed just above your high seat in the Hall! Hope you like it, I had it imported from far, far away just for you
Lash Slave hurry, bring some roasted boar for my guest.
Thank you for your gift. The helm and coat of mail will hang above my high seat in a place of honour. I can see from the workmanship that it indeed has travelled Far. Such superior work is above the craft of the smiths you have here.
Now sit by the fire, drink and join us in song.
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Nice hall and all, Hrun. Now let's hear that great love song of jorvik! It should bring back memories of my youth.
I brought you 10 beehives. That should add enough honey for increased mead production. Seeing as how you seem to be the sociable entertaining sort, I expect you'll be throwing a lot of parties. And axes.
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I dig the decor, Hrun. Great job! The Mighty Quinn M. would be proud.
I don't have much to offer to a new neighbor, outside of a handshake and some wood for the fire that I happened to stumble upon down the way.
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Nice hall and all, Hrun. Now let's hear that great love song of jorvik! It should bring back memories of my youth.
I brought you 10 beehives. That should add enough honey for increased mead production. Seeing as how you seem to be the sociable entertaining sort, I expect you'll be throwing a lot of parties. And axes.
Beehives! Oh most Noble lady, tis a great gift you bring. Slaves. Take this to my fields at once.
And now fair maiden, please sit here at my right hand. Perhaps you will take some food?
<claps hands>
Bring me my bard that he might sing for the most beauteous maiden in this Hall.
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Your majestic Hrun! While I may lack the well-developed musculature that made your former slave so fit for physical labor, my skill as a bard and court jester are impeccable! I ask that I might be blessed with the opportunity to entertain this beauteous maiden of whom you speak!
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You must sing a love song. the most moving one you know, tho it will be but a pale echo of the loveliness of m'lady Cramer.
sing it well and a gold belt with a fine, well crafted hunting dagger will be yours
Now bring more food and drink for my guests
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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My greatest wish is that this might please both you and the lovely Miss Cramer!
<begins to sing and strum lute>
Alone by the fire, a warrior I knew Told me this tale, and I pray it is true.
From far Ansteorra our dragon-ship came To fight for good Halidar on Lilied plain My sword I had lent seeking honor and fame Or Odin's great hall in the fray
We charged into battle, the sun beating high Our battle-horns sounding a victory nigh Our spears crossed their arrows like hawks in the sky Leaving many men dead on the way
Sing me no songs of angels I pray For a Valkyrie found me in battle that day
The battle was long and the sun was like fire The heat drove us down like a funeral pyre Though many I'd slain, now my bloodlust did tire Struck down by the heat of the day
The battle moved onward from where I was laid I drew of my helmet to rest in the shade When a soft even tread, like the wind in a glade Brought a daughter of Asgard my way
Sing me no songs of angels I pray For a Valkyrie found me in battle that day
She gave me cool drink 'till my wits came again Be fore I could speak she was gone like the wind Had I but died, I could follow her then But I lay with the living that day
Long I did search, a full year I have mourned And told all my brothers this love I have bourne But she is of Asgard, and I of this shore So here with my brothers I stay
Sing me no songs of angels I pray For a Valkyrie found me in battle that day
True to this dream like the tale I have told Close to my heart, a small pouch I still hold And in it a lock of her hair pure as gold This I carry to battle this day
Alone by the fire A warrior I knew Told me this tale And I pray it is true.....
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