Ultra Matt's Term: - "Hot Summer Nights" - despite being nearly powerless, helps the LMB battle both Pornis and the One Called the One, including her ally Lucifer Lass.
- "Doom of the Super-Heroes" - once again helps the LMB, even using his mastery of disguise as "Boy of 1,000 Faces" to join the Light Brigade.
Roman Tetrarchy Term: - "Super Jailhouse of Space" - fights back murderous urges implanted by Pornis to help the LMB and his brother LardLad.
- Helps lead the "LMB on the Run" through the anti-matter universe to the Pirate Planet of Ships N Giggles.
Princess Crujectra's Term: - Elected first Deputy Leader of the LMB after they arrive on Legion World.
- Becomes 'Top Poster' on Legion World for a time.
- Publicly battles Winema Wazzo in the press.
- Forms the Army of Legion World and becomes Triumvir, battling and destroying the armies of the Naturals.
Stu's Term: - Helps defend Legion World against Dark Stu and Phineas B. Fuddle.
- Leads army with other Triumvirs against massive StuBot army in space.
Varalent/Quislet's Term: - Helps defend Legion World against so-called "Alt ID Rebellion".
- Creates 'Lash Lad Day' to honor the most beloved of all posters.
- Begins creating various beauties on Legion World, including Super-Playground of Space, Legion World Orphanage and a variety of Statues.
- Helps save Earth-4, Earth-1 and the multiverse with his new pet-Luck Lord in "Crisis on Earth-4!".
Outdoor Miner's Term: - Effectively ends a possible Civil War by agreeing to 'Great Compromise' with the heroic and incredibly handsome Cobalt Kid.
- Starts new LMB-afro trend.
- Helps save Lash Lad from enslavement by Hrun the Barbarian with said handsome ally, Cobalt Kid.
Later: - Plays key role in defeating the Red Bee during the "Good, the Dark and the Dead".
- Maintains fourth highest post-count on Legion World for over a year.
Jeepers! EDE sure is swell!
[ August 21, 2005, 06:57 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Luna on :
Move over Cobalt Kid, I've got a new hero!
Is it sad that if I were to create a list of deeds that I've done to equal the length of this one, they would all be evil?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<moves over closer to Luna>
Is that what you meant? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
He was so busy discussing Tenzil's heroism last night, he didn't realize we were knee deep in a discussion about his heroism!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jeepers Cobie, you forgot his heroic struggle to make "Jeepers" a hip phrase again.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
And believe me, that's a Herculean task.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
He's restored hats to superhero super-coolness.
He's survived countless shin-kicks.
He's been a tireless promoter of Touston as a tourist destination. He'll probably be knighted for that, or get a title, like Lord Jeepers.
[ August 22, 2005, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by lil'rhino on :
EDE's Faboo!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You might even say I'm a faboobie!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Or we might not...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Jeepers? What about "Jinkies"?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That's a Kid Prime-ism if I ever heard one! Posted by legionadventureman on :
What? "Jinkies"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sounds like someone is channeling Velma
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Zoinks!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
and someone sure likes being Shaggy
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
The many heroic deeds of Eryk Davis Ester are necessary to balance the cosmic scales for the many hideous acts of treachery, deceit, and pure evil that he has committed in past lifetimes.
Once Eryk Davis Ester was known as Ambot, court jester to the King of Croton. In that lifetime, I was Plautus, chief of the King's royal guard. How I loved and served the great King, until one day our lovely island was invaded by a hostile tribe. We would have defended ourselves with our mighty navy, had not a saboteur covered our ships with a liquid that made them highly vulnerable to the fiery arrows launched by our opponents. As the opposing army beheaded our great king and prepared to sell me as a eunuch slave, it was revealed that the saboteur responsible for our defeat was none other than Ambot. And yet, in this lifetime, you consider him a great hero! Ah, the mysteries of fate! I do not believe I will ever understand them...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You sure have an interesting campaign strategy.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You always were the funny one, Outdoor Miner!
Mayavale just likes to remember old times. There's no stategy at work here.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Its a pity u didnt know me when i was called Curly Mo...even though my name isnt Larry - and i had more hair...*sob*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Dr. Mayavale's tales often allow me to gauge how friendly I want to be with the various posters of Legion World!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Alls I know is, if Dr. Mayavale lived in Memphis, we'd paint the town red with the blood of those who betrayed him in past lifetimes!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
What's funny is, Lee and I were talking about moving to Memphis just this very night...
Posted by MLLASH on :
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...! You haven't betrayed Doc M in a past lifetime, have you...?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Looks fearfully behind me> I sure hope not!!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I haven't heard from you in a while, Jeff, keep in touch
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! I got a Mayavale betrayal story? Yay!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm pretty sure I have one too, but forget where to look for it. The MMB is so much more hep when Mayavale's around!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Doctor Mayavale: The many heroic deeds of Eryk Davis Ester are necessary to balance the cosmic scales for the many hideous acts of treachery, deceit, and pure evil that he has committed in past lifetimes.
Such as staying away for so long... *choke!*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by Pov on :
It's true... Posted by SharkLad on :
Why is EDE afraid of sharks? I feel prejudiced against ...
Posted by Pov on :
Maybe if we can draw him from his seclusion he can explain himself...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Can we lure him out of seclusion by playing Nelly Furtado?
Posted by Pov on :
But.. but... she's a maneater! Wouldn't her be afraid of her, as well?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Yeah, but she's "Nelly", y'know?
Posted by Pov on :
So he'd like to wear her on his head??? Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
EDE-is- Lardy's bi-curious Alt, after all... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But is Nelly's hat nelly enough for EDE?
Posted by Pov on :
Sight unseen, who can say?
But now that we know what Lardy looks like, no it's not. It needs a feather.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: Sight unseen, who can say?
But now that we know what Lardy looks like, no it's not. It needs a feather.
Posted by SharkLad on :
what are you planning to do with that feather?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are you saying I have many feathers in my cap?
Posted by Pov on :
You're a bear with a bonnet... Posted by SharkLad on :
I would like a brown bonnet
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
a beer with a sonnet?
That's ... not a bad idea actually.
Posted by Pov on :
Many a sonnet has been written with the aid of beer.
Posted by Pov on :
...Or is that just how they're best enjoyed? Posted by Lard Lad on :
Best enjoyed whilst wearing nelly cap with feather and drinking something harder than beer!
Posted by SharkLad on :
so, where's EDE?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He's on a mission from God.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I've heard that Imskian radicals are holding him in a sensory deprivation tank.
Posted by Pov on :
The first "E" is really for "Elwood". And he blows a mean harp... :harmonica:
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I've heard that Imskian radicals are holding him in a sensory deprivation tank.
And when he's finally freed, he's going to be angry, bitter and gay. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
One has to wonder if Lard Lad hasn't had something to do with the disappearance of Eryk Davis Ester. In his quest for Time Trapper/top posterhood, he may be disabling various top posters. Eryk is missing, Lash is seldom seen, Cobie is off to Europe for a week than off two weeks on the honeymoon and Lightning Lad hasn't been posting much either... very suspicious. I'd watch my back if I were you, Quislet, esq.!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I've heard that Imskian radicals are holding him in a sensory deprivation tank.
And when he's finally freed, he's going to be angry, bitter and gay.
That is the preferred recruiting method. Just ask Ted Haggard.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: One has to wonder if Lard Lad hasn't had something to do with the disappearance of Eryk Davis Ester. In his quest for Time Trapper/top posterhood, he may be disabling various top posters. Eryk is missing, Lash is seldom seen, Cobie is off to Europe for a week than off two weeks on the honeymoon and Lightning Lad hasn't been posting much either... very suspicious. I'd watch my back if I were you, Quislet, esq.!
Lard Lad is just an alt of mine so I can be particularly obscene.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Eat it granpa! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
See what I mean? Posted by Lard Lad on :
Man...I hope someone doesn't kidnap me and put me in a sens-tank! Posted by Lard Lad on :
Oh, no! My excessive use of graemlin is not a good sign!!! Posted by SharkLad on :
and so, where is EDE?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Likely on some heroic mission that will one day be included among his other great deeds!
Posted by Pov on :
He's with Malcolm-Jamal Warner working on a feature-length film of their sitcom, Malcolm & EDE ...
It'll probably end up going straight-to-video. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Or maybe he's trying to find a new mom to marry his dad in The Courtship of EDE's Father Posted by Pov on :
Of course, he got his big break in the off-Broadway role of Wally Cleaver's best friend, EDE Haskell.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
But his star really began to shine when he did that one-man tribute show to EDE Gorme. I mean even Steve Lawrence thought it was his wife on stage.
Posted by Pov on :
admittedly, it was a little awkward when Mr. Lawrence sent flowers to his dressingroom, with an invite out for a nightcap... Posted by Lard Lad on :
I thought he was faboo in E.D.E.: the Extra-Der Estrial, myself
Posted by SharkLad on :
except for that scene when he tried to phone home with the receiver up his ...
Posted by Pov on :
You can take EDE out of porn, but you can't take the porn out of EDE... Posted by Lard Lad on :
I thought he was the softcore Taylor Twin?!?!
Posted by Pov on :
You're both pretty HARDCORE... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
EDE is like Cary Grant! Charming but somewhat bumbling.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Has EDE ever had any documented sexual relations in LMB lore?
Posted by Pov on :
No, at least I don't think so. I always thought he was your asexual Alt... Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: No, at least I don't think so. I always thought he was your asexual Alt...
Is that even possible?!?!? Posted by Pov on :
Probably not...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
EDE sure has! He had a long running relationship with Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal II that ended a year ago. He also hooked up with Nads Kicker Lass somehow (now *that's* crazy!). There are others too (Antiquated Forms of Communication Lass flirted heavily with him), but he hasn't really had a major fling before.
I could of course go into the long runnings (and percieved) tensions between Eryk and a certain shin-kicking debutante, but I don't want to get called pipsqueak Posted by Lard Lad on :
Are they confirmed to have had sex with him? (read: video evidence )
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
A good day to celebrate the many heroic deeds of EDE!
Posted by cleome on :
I need a couple of beers before the videos are cued up, though.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I can't wait to reread this thread-- no time now, gotta keep bumping!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Bloody Liberty Lash! This thread was a lot of work! So much so that I've decided I will never do another one of these unless a poster hits 1,000,000 posts!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Doctor Mayavale: The many heroic deeds of Eryk Davis Ester are necessary to balance the cosmic scales for the many hideous acts of treachery, deceit, and pure evil that he has committed in past lifetimes.
Once Eryk Davis Ester was known as Ambot, court jester to the King of Croton. In that lifetime, I was Plautus, chief of the King's royal guard. How I loved and served the great King, until one day our lovely island was invaded by a hostile tribe. We would have defended ourselves with our mighty navy, had not a saboteur covered our ships with a liquid that made them highly vulnerable to the fiery arrows launched by our opponents. As the opposing army beheaded our great king and prepared to sell me as a eunuch slave, it was revealed that the saboteur responsible for our defeat was none other than Ambot. And yet, in this lifetime, you consider him a great hero! Ah, the mysteries of fate! I do not believe I will ever understand them...
swear, I am going to collect all of Doc M's posts into one thread someday...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! I *knew* Mayavale had done one of my past lives at some point, but I'd forgotten where it was!
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