1. He comes up with the best catch-phrases, and then doesn't mind when I steal them!
2. I'm a fan of anyone who's a fan of Matter-Eater Lad!
3. His jeenyus knows no bounds!
4. He's the best co-writer a guy could ask for!
5. It's got to be the shades!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
6. He had a Josie and the Pussycats dress-up paper doll set when he was a kid (so did I). Anyone who appreciates Josie is way cool!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
7. He taught me how to misbehave on a message board!
8. His fragile psyche is the tits!
9. He's the heart and soul of the LMB, and all true LMBers know that.
10. He's the the most beloved of all posters Posted by Kid Prime on :
11. Gender-reversal germs
12. Hot Summer Nights
13. That great online chat we had a while back
14. Heavy flirting back in the days when we were younger and more naive
15. He's totally tits!
16. And he SPACE-RAWKS!!!!!!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
17.Co-writer of the funniest Legion stories ever written.
18. He survived the great Memphis tornado a few years back, and kept right on posting.
19. Incredibly polite when he should be.
20. Excellent taste in comics.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
21. Staunch defender of obscure, under-appreciated characters everywhere.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
23. Looks sexy and cool when smoking a cigarette sitting at a diner counter
24. Is considerate of those who don't smoke
25. He has the coolest mom
Posted by Lad Boy on :
26. Looks good in lycra
27. Has never, never I say, been a party to the construction or deployment of weapons of mass destruction kicked a kitten.
Posted by Caliente on :
28. He was super nice to me when I joined Legion World.
29. He likes Scrubs.
30. He lets his disembodied head be used for threads and pictures.
31. He looks like a more handsome Charlie Sheen.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
32. Naughtiest tot of them all!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
33. Most charming bastards neglect the charm ~ not him!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
34. His continuity has never been rebooted.
Posted by knowjack on :
35. He's the only gay Legion fan that I know in Memphis.
Posted by ActorLad on :
36. He smells nice.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
37. He's groovier than a bunny with a pancake on his head.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
38. He knows all the words to "Shipoopi".
Posted by Lad Boy on :
39. When he says "Yes, yes, yes!" he means it.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
22. He didn't want to embarrass us and point out we forgot number 22 on this list.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
40. He'd never use his awesome powers on Legion World to delete an unflattering post.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
41. With MLLASH, it's always PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
42. His fingers have hella-kewl nicknames like Cave Carson!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
43. Lash Tot is beloved by people everywhere!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
44. He lives near Graceland where his own coolness rubbed off on the former owner.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
45. He digs R.P. Tracks!!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
46. He never complained when we didn't finish this list.
47. I hope he didn't get blown away in those tornadoes!
Posted by Stealth on :
48. In discussions on comic books and other pop culture, he understands and respects everyone else's points of view.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
49. Treasure trail -- 'nuff said.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
50. She-hulk aficionado extraordinaire
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
51. Ambush Bug fan par excellence!
Posted by MLLASH on :
52. He's on a 5-day vacation, all moved in to his new place and about to make his presence on LW *explode*!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
53. Nobody does an "explosion" like the most beloved of all posters!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
54. He likes Miss America (I mean the DC character, though he may like the beauty queen too).
Posted by Lad Boy on :
55. He never tries to sound smarter than he really is by artificially injecting the word "rhombicosidodecahedron " into a conversation.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
56. He gives advance warnings of explosions, and alerts us to pre-explosions.
Posted by Teronna on :
57. And after he causes said explosions, he offers a towel to clean up the mess!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
58. His explosions are well-mannered and contained, cause no harm to bunnies with pancakes.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
59. Gladly furnishes explosions upon request.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
60. Most likely sporting hep new haircut that he may give us a picture of.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
61. All Lash explosions are in nifty Silver Age-style, complete with period on-panel sound-effects.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
62. Explosion-proof shades.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
63. Playing this explosion business a little too low key for my taste because we'd love to see more of him. In an all-ages kind of way, I mean.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
64. Following his impression of the DC Explosion, Lash is just giving his impression of the DC Implosion!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: ...we'd love to see more of him. In an all-ages kind of way, I mean...
of course.
65. Lash never posts excessively in the Guess Who thread.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
66. Lash has never once harmed a lemur.
Posted by Harbinger on :
67- Lash doesn't carry a gun, he's just extremely happy to see you!
Posted by Harbinger on :
68- Lash doesn't wear shades, those really are his eyes!!!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
69. <<-- Self-explanatory.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
70. Because Chuck Norris will kick your --- if you don't!
Posted by Future on :
71. Because he loves you back!
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
72. Because his real name is Marvin Lester Lash!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
73. He bits but not too hard!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
74. He makes us all feel better than a nice tub of good things.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
75. Has a whip--and knows how to use it!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
76. He is a living pioneer in pancake-on-rabbit-head technology!
Posted by Eryk Dumaka Ester on :
77. Jewish posters will appreciate the fact that he has never once experimented with pancake-on-Rabbi-head technology!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
78. Has not been banned from the International House of Pancakes despite repeated non-traditional pancake experiments.
Posted by Set on :
79. He gives good thread.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
80. He inspires threads where people post how fabulous he is.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
81. I never heard Marcel Marceau say one bad thing about MLLASH. (In addition to being the world's most famous mime, Mr. Marceau was well known to trash talk about anybody and everybody)
Posted by MLLASH on :
82. Fistory
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
83. Well, I was going to say "Fistory". It bears two mentions.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
84. He wears his sunglasses . . . at night.
85. He keeps track of the visions in his head.
86. He reigns in his own pocket universe.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
87. Because Ambush Bug and Bob Rozakis say so.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
88. He has never been voted off American Idol, Survivor, or Dancing with the Stars.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
89. He started the Dieters' Support Thread, which has been so helpful for me!
Posted by MLLASH on :
So close now...!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
90. It's sooooo sexy when he says
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: So close now...!
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
91. He's a supporter of Bits.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
92. He's holding us to giving 101 reasons, but it patient to get them all.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
93. Big fan of Cockrum.
94. tastes great and less filling
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
95. Sometimes he smells like young love during springtime!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
96. Revival of old threads that need a new viewing.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
97. Onion allergy.
Posted by Superboy-Supergirl on :
98. Funjuns...nuff said
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
With just three more reasons to reach the goal of 101, have we run out of reasons to love MLLASH?????
99. He did not attempt to do an Elvis impersonation despite being as cool as Elvis.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
100. He has taken a firm stand on the tomato issue.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
C'mon Cali, we left reason no. 101 just for you.
Posted by MLLASH on :
MLLASH IS.
Posted by Caliente on :
(Ooh, I guess I better make it a good one... no pressure... eeeeeek~)
Here we go: 101. MLLASH isn't afraid love strong women... or to tell the bratlings they need to, either. And he looks like Matter-Eater Lad and Charlie Sheen's handsome love child while doing it.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The thread title is 101+ reasons and it's been a while, so...
102. He posts pics of himself (here and here) wearing a towel. Posted by Everyday Girl on :
103. Ohmygod! He's So Shy... (So like hence the towel...)
Posted by SharkLad on :
104. He looks AMAZING wearing just a towel ...
Posted by Stealth on :
105. He adores Patsy Walker.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
106. You should see how cool he looks sitting at the counter of a diner smoking a cigarette.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
107. Because you can't not.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
108. Because it's MLLASH day!
Posted by Stealth on :
109. Thanks to him, I have a beautiful new avatar, and I'm currently feeling even giddier than on the special occassions where I get my hair styled at a salon.
Posted by SharkLad on :
110. He makes me wet
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
111. He will occasionally send you some eye candy.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
112. Melts in your mouth, not on your hands.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
112. Melts in your mouth, not on your hands.
113. Gets me so excited I double post.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
114. Because he's one of the few LW posters who have posted something that made me laugh out loud. (Stupid scientists!!!!!) Posted by cleome on :
115. Name is easily read from a distance, thanks to all those capital letters.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 95. Sometimes he smells like young love during springtime!
116. Except when it's actually Springtime. Then he smells like a fresh-baked Parisian Macaroon, which is even better than love, truthfully.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
117. You don't really need a reason; he's just so loveable!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
118. He could make polka-dot suits cool again--but only if he feels like it!
Posted by Mediocre Boy on :
119. As far as we know, he's not his evil duplicate from the Qwardian anti-matter universe.
[ August 13, 2009, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Mediocre Boy ]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
120. Early Sunday morning chats Posted by Lad Boy on :
121. Politely responds with "thank you, ma'am" after ever occurrence of "Wham Bam."
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
122. Once referred to me as a "hottie", thus validating my whole existence.
Posted by Candle on :
123. Always is the beautiful young man, full of grace.
124. Multitalented ~ sings, draws, writes, leads, forgives, defends and is a comedian.
125. Draws funny Zombies and Nardo as a tot at the beach with 3 eyes and 3 nipples.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
126. Because, dammit!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
127. Has absolutely NO nonexistent long-lost hillbilly twin!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
128. Because he's a flock of hotties all by himself.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
129. He's unnecessarily modest about his artistic abilities.
Posted by Candle on :
130. He's always treating us with awesomely cute pictures of US!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
131. MLLASH: SO much cooler than "MMMBop"! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
132. He's found a way to make ear lobes an intrical part of sex!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
133. He's so awesome, Cobie can't even use real words when describing him, but has to make up terms like "intrical"!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
134. He's zangrific to the Nth degree!
Posted by Furball on :
135. Rhe Ratches in all the right rots!
Posted by SharkLad on :
136. He hates dogs
Posted by Lard Lad on :
137. He actually understood that post from Furball!
Posted by cleome on :
138. He doesn't mind walking Furball at 6 AM, even on a Sunday in the pouring rain!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
139. Not afraid to swim with the sharklads!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
140. When he's faking it, you always believe it's sincere.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
141. Rarely needs to fake it!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
142. May rarely need to fake it, but you'll still never know when he is. So he may fake it a lot!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
143. Well, I'm sure he's never faked it with me. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
144. The first Earthling to be certified 100% authentic.
Posted by Candle on :
That IS rare!
145. Gets people to debate his 'faking it' without even trying!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 144. The first Earthling to be certified 100% authentic.
146. Faked that, too! He's that good!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
147. The first Martian to be certified 100% authentic. Yup. He's that good at faking it.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
MLLASH has retroactively joined the cast of Zot! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
148. Scott McCloud is starting a new series, called LASH! Posted by cleome on :
149. And vice versa.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
150. He smells unnaturally good.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
151. The previous reason holds for both meanings of "smells".
Posted by cleome on :
152. Brave enough to envision a future where it's still okay to wear cowboy hats, even if you're a good guy.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
153. Because lovin' on MLLASH never gets old.
Posted by Lardi on :
154. Because I said so, dammit!!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
155. Because it's been officially mandated by our leader.
Posted by Lardi on :
156. Because I signed it into law!!! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
157. Because it needs no law, it is a universal truth.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
158. Because he first loved me.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
159. Because it's tax deductible in Tennessee.
Posted by Lardi on :
160. Because handles like his that may have as few as one or as many as three syllables (depending on the speaker's interpretation) deserve some love!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
161. For of all the flowery love poems you'll get in return.
Posted by Lardi on :
162. Finds "penis-related" (which "Peanuts-related" sounds like if you say it too fast) humorous.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: 161. For of all the flowery love poems you'll get in return.
161. For all the angsty love poems you'll get in return.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
163. He truly knows himself.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
173. Because it's Lash Day once more!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Because reasons 164-172 are classified.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
175. Because the Lash Day Parade wouldn't be the same without him.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
176. Because he's like a HOT Mary Poppins! Only he's a dude, and he doesn't use an umbrella to fly around London babysitting the kids of the bourgeoisie!
Yeah, just like Lash Poppins!
Posted by cleome on :
177. 'Cause he makes me think happy thoughts while I'm folding the towels!
Posted by Rockhopper Lash on :
178. Because so many people changed their names for him! Posted by Kent LASH on :
179. Because he keeps Teeds from kicking our shins.
Posted by IMALASHFAN2 on :
180. If you don't, he'll shave a cat.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
181. He says this shirt doesn't make me look fat!
Posted by Mediocre Boy on :
182. He's not responsible for the banking crisis - at least so far as we know. (Hmmm...?)
Posted by Mediocre Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by IMALASHFAN2: 180. If you don't, he'll shave a cat.
But he'd at least probably try to put a toupee back on it right away afterwards - if the toupee store hadn't already closed for the day or something.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
184. He retconned for your sins!
Posted by future king on :
185. His posts always smell fresh and clean!
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
186. He thinks mean people SUCK! Posted by cleome: secret ozone incense addict on :
187. The eyebrows. [swoon] It's the eyebrows...
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
188. Occasionally gargles Gershwin!
Posted by cleome on :
189. Never sends us fruitcake for the holidays!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
190. The sale of bath towels skyrocket whenever his bath towel pin-up pic is posted.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
191. He uses his vast powers for the good of all sentients.
Posted by Dev Em on :
quote:Originally posted by Chief Lardy: 188. Occasionally gargles Gershwin!
<like>
Posted by future king on :
192. He hasn't seen every single Madonna movie ever made.
Posted by ML LSH on :
That is true!
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by ML LSH: That is true!
193. He confirms that he hasn't seen all of Madonna's movies. Thank God! Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
194. He robs from the rich and he gives to the poor
Posted by cleome on :
195. Lets us hide out from Black Friday lunacy over at his place. Plus--
Posted by future king on :
196. He comes with a 100% money back guarantee.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
197. He's something to be thankful for.
Posted by cleome on :
198. Can get you put on the guest lists at all the hottest new venues!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
199. Sent me that snazzy Fantastic Four Robe Stan Lee wore in The Big Bang Theory.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
200. He's becoming a zombie movie expert!
Posted by ML LSH on :
I do love those undead bastards.
Posted by cleome on :
201. Soup served at his place will not* turn you into a zombie!
*Usually Posted by Exnihil on :
202. He keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
203. You can ask (as I did in the "Guess Who" thread) when he will "deign to grace us with his glorious presence" and mean every word! Posted by future king on :
204. He's a lot nicer than Mordru the Sorcerer.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
205. For spicing up the DCMB's Doom Patrol board!
Posted by MLLASH on :
That was all Minty's doing. I love that dame and her broken English! I'd follow her into the pits of... someplace!
Posted by future king on :
206. He's too much of a gentleman to write the word HELL .
Posted by cleome on :
207. Makes it safer to cop to one's own excursions into bad, bad poetry.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
208. Because...
M - Is for the Marvelous way he makes us feel L - Is for the Liveliness of his spirit L - See L Above A - Is for an Arboretum S - Is for the Sensuality he Simply oozes H - Is for the Harmony he brings to all
Posted by MLLASH on :
210. His Wanda Jackson impersonation is the best I've ever seen!
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
211. None of these:
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: 208. Because...
M - Is for the Marvelous way he makes us feel L - Is for the Liveliness of his spirit L - See L Above A - Is for an Arboretum S - Is for the Sensuality he Simply oozes H - Is for the Harmony he brings to all
...have ANYthing to do with Robert Loggia!
Posted by Exnihil on :
212. He lets us join in all his reindeer games.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
213. Giggles uncontrollably during foreplay.
Posted by SharkLad on :
214. He can bring home the bacon
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
215. . . . fry it up in a pan
Posted by Jerry on :
216. ...and never let you forget you're a man.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
218. I hear he makes really delicious homemade muffins.
Posted by cleome on :
219. He sent me a membership in the Bacon-of-the-Month Club on my birthday!
Posted by future king on :
220. He always, always takes his socks off before going into the shower. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
221. He has the coolest collection of catchphrases of any non-fictional character in the history of the universe.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
222. He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
222a. With each glance and every little movement, he shows it.
Posted by future king on :
223. He wears fire retardant boots when he pokes around the openings of active volcanoes.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
224.He adds a cupful of fun to any recipe!
Posted by cleome on :
225. Taught me everything I know about winning at horseshoes!
Posted by future king on :
226. His square dancing prowess is world renowned.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
227. Even while sick, he strives to brighten other's day!
Posted by SharkLad on :
228. He smells like fresh baked cookies
Posted by Ram Boy on :
229. Because he might just be a Russian gazillionaire visiting Legion World incognito looking for people who appreciate him for more than his vast oil/steel/vodka fortune.
Like me for instance!
Posted by future king on :
230. He hasn't threatened to punch any of us in the face thus far for writing 230 different things about him. Posted by Ram Boy on :
231. His Chippateehee Indian name is Man Who Wears Towel Well.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
232. Because all the kewl kids are doing it.
Posted by cleome on :
233. Invented the concept of mix-ins for ice cream! Posted by future king on :
234. Was the first one to get his chocolate in someones peanut butter.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
235. Never uses the word "wholesome" when describing Hostess Twinkies and Cupcakes.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
236. In a single 70s-style six-panel page, defeated Fred Phelps with Hostess (tm) Fruit Pies!
Posted by cleome on :
237. Those dimples on his kneecaps! [swoon] Kirk Douglas is totally jealous, you know...
Posted by future king on :
238. He always cleans his feet really well before crushing grapes for his homemade wine.
Posted by SharkLad on :
239. He never kicks puppies
Posted by future king on :
240. He puts the "chutz" in the word "pah".
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
241. He brought Doro to Legion World: Facebook!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
242. He can use expressions like "I j'adore it" and it's cute and charming.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Misusing the French language is too much fun. Sacre' bleu!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
243. he has excellent taste in other men's wives.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
244. He's even more Lashtastic in 3-D!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: 243. he has excellent taste in other men's wives.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
245. Official LW spokesman for Sonic, Whirl and Funyons!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
246. Because he makes me want to cheer!
Two-four-six-eight! Who do we appreciate? Lash! Lash! Yay, Lash!!!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
247. His unruly mop of teenaged hair!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
248. He brought this chicken for us to no eat!
Posted by future king on :
249. He never has a bad hair day.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
250. As revealed in the podcast he did a few weeks back, he has the most adorable Tennessee accent.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
250-B. ...'cause he's a fellow Tennessee boy.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: 248. He brought this chicken for us to no eat!
I brought this chicken for us to thaw, child! Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: 247. His unruly mop of teenaged hair!
I will treasure that line forever! Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: 249. He never has a bad hair day.
I was only trying to shield you from the truth! Posted by Lard Lad on :
251. Introduced me to the kitzchy wonderment that is "Friday"!
Posted by future king on :
252. His underarms always smell fresh and clean.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
253. He can be so very chipper.
Posted by future king on :
254. His breath is minty fresh, even when he wakes up!
How do I know this??? Ummmmm .... errrrrr.... Posted by cleome on :
254. Invented the solar-powered laser pointer-- to the delight of Earth-conscious felines everywhere!
Posted by SharkLad on :
255. He has a Proty tattoo on his arse
Posted by cleome on :
256. Is taking me out for nachos next month!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
257. Always knows where to get the best egg rolls.
Posted by future king on :
258. Makes his own unique brand of tea bags.
Posted by cleome on :
![[choke]](graemlins/choke.gif)
So close now...!
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
![[Yes]](graemlins/nod.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
![[Drool]](graemlins/drool.gif)
![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
![[tease]](graemlins/tease.gif)