I'd probably just eat it ...
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Sure, just invite Lobo in. You get to do the clean-up.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
as long as it telsl better jokes than the last one.
Posted by Pov on :
But I want a pony... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
My little Dolphin Pony. new from Mattel
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Sharky shouldn't eat the dolphin after barfing up the last one. We could audition for joke-telling abilities.
Pov, maybe we could get a pony too - but it will have to do something, like sing or recite poetry. Ebay?
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
But what about the whistling pig?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Speaking as a penguinoid, I think it would be really cool to have a talking dolphin around. We already have a giant bee, a super cow and a sentient disco ball, so why not?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you ever seen "Day of the Dolphin"? Do so and then ask why not.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Dolphins are so smug
Posted by Stu Rat on :
We could get another talking dolphin... but what porpoise would it serve?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
It could spit water at people making puns.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
If he tried to spit water at me, I'd have Dr. Gym'll put him under heavy cetacean.
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Dolphins are so smug
I hate their smug, self righteous cackling and that condescending backward shimmy they do splashing upright with their tailfins! Someone just needs to slap the SHIT outta those pompous, egotistical narcissists! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Oh come on now... every group needs an aquatic pompous, egotistical narcissist.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
actually, all the dolphins vanished this morning. They said, "So long and thanks for all the fish."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Oh come on now... every group needs an aquatic pompous, egotistical narcissist.
That's true. The JLA had Aquaman and the Defenders had Namor.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
What about a killer whale?
We need another black-and-white animal to go with our talking panda and our talking zebra.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu Rat: What about a killer whale?
We need another black-and-white animal to go with our talking panda and our talking zebra.
Great idea! I'll have them all over to the Rookery for a Black-and-White Party! Posted by Stu Rat on :
On second thought... don't orcas eat penguins?
Is this a recipe for disaster? Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Relax, Stuey. The Pyngwynyy signed a peace treaty with the Orka people centuries ago. What our non-sentient Terran brethren may do is totally irrelevant. Posted by SharkLad on :
mmmmm... dolphins....
Posted by Pov on :
They're in all the best canned tuna... Posted by Stu Rat on :
Dolphin has a slightly sweeter meat than porpoise, but they're both great in sushi.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Oh sure, go ahead and laugh - and we'll see who's laughing when the man-eating, dolphin-loving aliens land on Legion World.
Posted by Pov on :
BEWARE the PETAns! Posted by Stu Rat on :
They'll kill the men and children, and enslave the women in their ice cream factories...
Posted by Pov on :
There'll be breastpumps everywhere... Posted by LardLad on :
If one enters the MMB, I'll slap the shit out of it!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
They don't come in ones, they always attack in groups of 17, which is the basis of their numerical system.
Posted by LardLad on :
All the more to slap the shit out of! Posted by SharkLad on :
what are you going to slap them with?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
If they're truly PETAns and he slaps them with the Lard force, they should be so repulsed at coming into contact with animal fat that they leave. It might work.
But I still want a talking dolphin. It might raise our level of intellectual debate.
Posted by LardLad on :
Yeah...incessant cutesy cackling makes for SUCH intellectual fodder. Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: incessant cutesy cackling
I think that describes a number of alts on this board. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
well, yours, anyway.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Aren't all of them mine? Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Werezompire Stu: Aren't all of them mine?
Aw, not that old chestnut again. Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Which old chestnut would you prefer?
Posted by LardLad on :
The old "everyone here is really an alt of _____!" chestnut, of course! Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Has anyone tried roasting chestnuts on an open fire? It's kind of a pain, actually.
(And Jack Frost nipping at one's nose isn't exactly a barrel of laughs, either.)
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Werezompire Stu: Has anyone tried roasting chestnuts on an open fire? It's kind of a pain, actually.
(And Jack Frost nipping at one's nose isn't exactly a barrel of laughs, either.)
More fun than talking dolphins, at least!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
What do you have against talking dolphins, anyway? Were you bullied by one as a young LardChild?
Posted by LardLad on :
Thought it would be funny to act all anti-dolphin because everyone loves dolphins, baby seals and ponies, y'know?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Covering up your deep love for dolphins? We know you cried when Flipper ended.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Flipper was my first Halloween costume.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Flipper is what you do when a pancake gets nice and bubbly
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Dolphins are OK, but how helpful are they, really, if you're trapped in a burning barn, or at the bottom of a well?
Posted by SharkLad on :
What's that, Flipper? Timmy fell into the Bermuda Triangle?
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
I did an Internet search.
This is the world's longest thread on talking dolphins.
another first for LegionWorld.net!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
I'll put the distinction in the LW trophy case, right next to the dozens of "Most Tasteless" awards we've received over the years.
Posted by dedman on :
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Thanks, dedman! That's certainly much prettier than the Most Tasteless awards we've gotten.
Posted by dedman on :
Lol, the wonders of Poser 7.0 Posted by SharkLad on :
What a lovely award! Is there chocolate underneath?
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
That's awesome!
(And the '70s-ish font is perfect. )
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Dolphins are so smug
I hate their smug, self righteous cackling and that condescending backward shimmy they do splashing upright with their tailfins! Someone just needs to slap the SHIT outta those pompous, egotistical narcissists!
Possibly my favorite post of all time? I followed Ex's link (from his awesome story in Bits) here and totally didnt remember this thread!
I've been literally laughing out loud at the airport, drawing awkward looks for five minutes!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: What's that, Flipper? Timmy fell into the Bermuda Triangle?
Second favorite!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I think we should set the talking dolphins against the flying lemurs. Mutually assured destruction, mayhaps? Dare we hope?
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: I think we should set the talking dolphins against the flying lemurs. Mutually assured destruction, mayhaps? Dare we hope?
You want to do that on porpoise??
Posted by Jerry on :
Did this thread just jump the shark?
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: I think we should set the talking dolphins against the flying lemurs. Mutually assured destruction, mayhaps? Dare we hope?
You want to do that on porpoise??
I think there must be some contaminated watering hole in the Legionverse somewhere ... that would explain all these strange mutated animals we keep encountering lately. At the very least it would explain L.T.'s humour!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Oh come on now... every group needs an aquatic pompous, egotistical narcissist.
That's true. The JLA had Aquaman and the Defenders had Namor.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu: Has anyone tried roasting chestnuts on an open fire? It's kind of a pain, actually.
It would depend on which nuts we're roasting.
quote:Originally posted by Stu: What do you have against talking dolphins, anyway? Were you bullied by one as a young LardChild?
Because dolphins are attention-whores. Why, if one joined Legion World you could bet they'd monopolize ALL the threads!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
I was a dauphin in a former life.
Posted by future king on :
Ith that wherw you picked up yo weiwd lithp?
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Are you channeling rickshaw?
Posted by future king on :
NO! And yet ... I have this strange desire to cut trees, drink beer and smoke a cigar while scratchin' my privates.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I hope you don't use the same hand to smoke and to scratch.
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