tested my time machine. (Actually, I commenced the test on January 12, 2011, but concluded it today)
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
borrowed Kent's time machine to travel back to 1976 and console Stevie Nicks after her breakup with Lindsey Buckingham. (It helps that "Rhiannon" is playing on the radio.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
flew my Lear jet to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(you didn't stop and say "hi" to Cramer? for shame. )
watched my time machine race by on its way to its Sunday morning arrival.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Met the Jovian version of me that exists on Jupiter. He's pretty cool and has better gadgetry.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: (you didn't stop and say "hi" to Cramer? for shame. )
Who do you think watch the total eclipse of the sun with me?
Her new pet falcon is sooooo cute.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
added the faces of Mick Jagger and Shakira to Mount Rushmore.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Used my own time machine to arrive just in time to see HWW "consoling" Stevie. Plotted his doom. SHE'S MINE!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
"Thunder only happens when it's raining."
arranged for Stevie's limousine to leave AFOB stranded armless in a heavy downpour. (Kinda hard to operate a time machine with your teeth.)
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Laughed out loud myself, evilly, because little did He Who Wanders know, my time machine was designed by Stephen Hawking! Posted by He Who Wanders on :
watched blissfully as Stevie rejected AFOB since you have to look and sound like Stephen Hawking in order to operate his time machine! Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
ha. ha. ha. ha. curses. foiled. again.
Did I mention I bought the Kansas City Chiefs today and fired everyone in the front office?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I get Stevie. You get the Chiefs. Sounds like an even trade-off to me.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
I'll use the time machine to come back after her when she gets off the nose candy.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Having no particular interest in dating Stevie Nicks, I went down to the Dinosaur Shelter and adopted a compsognathus.
After seeing Quis off at the airport, that is.
Posted by Suddenly Seymour on :
I was able to check off the final thing on the pre-Christmas to-do list I made for my staycation last week.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Used any one of the hundreds of time machines you can buy on Legion World eBay, traveled to the 31st century for some easily obtained gender reversal meds, and returned to the late 20th century to spend the evening with Steven Nicks -- inspired the lyric "give to me your leather."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Having tea with Betty Windsor (Queen Elizabeth II to the rest of you)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(also known as Lizzy Duecey)
Went bowling, using a Gil'dan who lost a bet.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... got into a bar fight over the causes of the War of 1812.
Posted by Exnihil on :
... had Quis's back in a bar fight... even though I knew for a fact that there was no such event as the "Strong Words of 1811".
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Exnihil: ... had Quis's back in a bar fight... even though I knew for a fact that there was no such event as the "Strong Words of 1811".
Oh you Jacobin, you! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had a date and he wasn't psycho.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...had a date that did not end with my being called a psycho.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...went on a date.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...ran into Cramer as she was going to a motel with a stange man.
Posted by l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN on :
took a used Legion timebubble and when back to make sure the guy that John Wesley Harding shot for snoring so loud was not in that particular Saloon on that particular day.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...took a trip to New York City. Visited DC Comics; Saran-wrapped Dan DiDio's personal toilet; George Perez was visitng and took the time to teach me how to draw comics, finally; went to every comics shop in town, since I just won the lottery and now have a complete, Legion collection, beginning with Adventure #247, and ending with a rough copy of Legion of 3 Worlds #5 (Dawnstar is on the cover, BTW) which I slipped out of GP's sketch book, and went to the top of the Empire State building again. This time my ears didn't go shut and it wasn't cold and raining. Took a nap-it was a long day!
[ December 15, 2008, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: Arm Fall Off Boy ]
Posted by cleome on :
...got totally confused about which was the "Lies" thread and which was the "Today I..." thread.
[skulks off in shame]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...picked up the kids at my buddy Michael Jackson's place. He's such a nice man.
Posted by l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN on :
visitng Iraq and made a bet with an Egyptian reporter that President Bush's reflexes were not what they use to be,...boy was i wrong. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
tried to rob the banks at Gotham City again. Man, its tough. I keep saying I should pack up and go somewhere like Cleveland or something where people can't make heads or tails out of those clues I leave behind, but well...my ego won't let me.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
went to Nepal and had a long talk with Sherlock Holmes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
won the Kill-This-Thread thread.
Posted by cleome on :
...got a lovely Xmas card from the Espionage Squad. I hung it over the mantle next to the one from my Father-In-Law, but five minutes later, it self-destructed.
I'm going to miss that mantle. Not to mention my eyebrows.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... went shopping with Michelle Obama for inauguration outfits.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . was the client for whom Cobie saved six million dollars.
Posted by cleome on :
...was the person who unfairly hogged the credit from Cobie and collected the 6K bonus.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...finally, after decades of ceaseless searching, found Herb from those mid-80s BK commercials.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . found Herb crooning next to Peaches.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...finally lost on Jeopardy after winning over $500,000. It was a question about Middle Eastern rock bands of the 1970's.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...suddenly acquired the ability to fly.
Posted by cleome on :
...made myself temporary eyebrow toupees from cathair that I scraped off the chair cushions.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...melted last night's snow off of the front porch with my new Heat Vision (tm) power.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Ran to Paris, literally, for a few Christmas gifts.
Posted by LardLad on :
...tugged on Superman's cape.
Posted by cleome on :
...sent my ex-boss a lump of plastic coal for his stocking. (Why should I help that jaggoff keep warm, anyway ?)
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
... teleported to Boston for some baked beans.
[ December 18, 2008, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: CJ Taylor ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...said aloud "!enog eb dloC" and I was instantly well!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
... am announcing my new Ponzi Scheme Financial Genius Benevolent Ethical Investment Fund whereby I deliver a guarantied 10% weekly dividend. The fund generates returns through an undisclosed, proprietary strategy based on arbitraging futures contracts for goods and services between realities of the multiverse.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...discovered the Anti-Life Equasion, and almost immediately an agent sought me out to help me patent it to make riches. A Mr. Dez Aahd. Seemed like a nice guy.
Posted by cleome on :
...kicked myself hard for letting Tamper Lad steal my idea. Now it's back to the plan where I sell cheap "healing gemstone" bracelets to old ladies on fixed incomes for seventy bucks a pop online. Damn it. [sulks]
[ December 19, 2008, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: ... teleported to Boston for some baked beans.
... teleported to Denver to see CJ, but he wasn't there.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Won the lottery. Again!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...overhauled the economy to be based on small farms, small businesses, benign alternative energy, reduced consumption and the Golden Rule.
Posted by SharkLad on :
was adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
finally became a serial killer
Posted by cleome on :
...sent Quislet, Esq. a gift basket with fava beans and blah blah blah.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Got that Wurlitzer jukebox my uncle willed to me.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...drove the George Barris Batmobile to work.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...drove Bessie (roadster from 70s Dr. Who) to campus. All the snow melted overnight and it was a warm, springlike day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... hitched a ride with the Vogon Constructor Fleet. They were on their way to a poetry reading.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
..had my buff, but cute and scruffy, houseboy Zach bring me breakfast in bed, after which he cleaned the house and finished decorating the Christmas tree.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...made gobs of money at taxpayer expense, along with all my fellow fat-cat friends:
...left mr_cleome for Kent's friend in banking.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...saw Elvis while walking in downtown Memphis today. He looks a lot like Stan Lee now.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
... saw Barbara Bush walking in downtown DC today. She looks a lot like Stan Lee now.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...stole Rockhopper Lad's houseboy Zach away from him. He looks nothing like Stan Lee.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...faked Quis out by decoying him with Zach's identical twin brother Jack.
Posted by dedman on :
...built a perpetual motion machine
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...decided I have more than enough money to make that trip to NYC in '09.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...teleported to Cambridge, England, to attend Lessons and Carols at King's College.
Posted by dedman on :
...danced the dance fandango
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...became omnipotent ruler of the world! Bwa-ha-ha.
Posted by cleome on :
...set out for three all-paid weeks on the beach in Cancun.
(Zach 'n Jack + endless Mai Tais optional.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...became omnipotent ruler of the world! Bwa-ha-ha.
... tightened the ties on Kent's straitjacket. Posted by Exnihil on :
... rehearsed my 3 song set that I'll be performing as part of Dick Clark's "New Year's Rockin' Eve" celebration.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...mastered the Expert Level of Crazy Train on Guitar Hero.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had a really good cup of coffee from Starbucks.
Posted by cleome on :
...had every temp agency in town trying to outbid one another for my services.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... told Bill Gates "I don't need your stinkin' charity!"
Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
Ended my entirely self imposed exile from Legion World...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... found a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...began leaving counterfeit hundred dollar bills on sidewalks.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...gained a hefty reward from the Secret Service for turning AFOB in.
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: ...had a really good cup of coffee from Starbucks.
(that one's too farfetched, even for this thread!)
Posted by cleome on :
...killed my 75th thread since joining this board.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...read issue 3 of Legion of 3 Worlds .
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...read issue 3 of Legion of 3 Worlds while drinking a really good cup of coffee from Starbucks.
Posted by Exnihil on :
... activated my interlocks, connected my dyna-therms, brought my infra-cells up, and set my mega-thrusters to go.
Posted by Pov on :
...hit it and quit it. That's how I roll.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...created a giant chain to wrap itself around the Earth.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
.... met with my long lost identical twin. We discussed at length which one of us was the evil twin. (realize that whether I am the good twin or the evil twin, I will say that I am the good twin)
Posted by Exnihil on :
... had tea in the Sahara (with you).
Posted by cleome on :
...became fluent enough in Japanese to sing along with every single song in Orange Pekoe's repertoire. From now on, I demand that everyone address me as... Caucazoid Jpop Lass !! Or not.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...battled a future version of myself that for some reason insists on being my arch-nemesis.
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: ...battled a future version of myself that for some reason insists on being my arch-nemesis.
Isn't that pretty much a weekly occurance for you?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: ...battled a future version of myself that for some reason insists on being my arch-nemesis.
Isn't that pretty much a weekly occurance for you?
Maybe for a change of pace, you should travel into the past to put your younger self on the correct path, but he sees it as you becoming his arch-nemesis.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...completed my doctorate in Medieval Studies.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...learned that all the male cast members on Guiding Light have developed mancrushes on me.
Posted by LardLad on :
...just got a leading role on Guiding Light! Posted by cleome on :
...disguised myself as a man and auditioned as an extra on Guiding Light.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... got elected president of my local George W Bush fan club.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...flew to New York City. Smacked Dan DiDio about the head and face. Onlookers in nearby offices cheered. Flew home. No, I didn't use a plane.
Posted by SharkLad on :
had a mani/padi with Ruth Buzzi
Posted by Exnihil on :
...was drawn and quartered. (That is to say, I posed for an art class, for which I was paid 25 cents.)
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Posed for the cover of Men's Health magazine.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... found the cure for the common cold.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...established a foundation which bought Quislet's cure for the common cold, and made it available for free to everybody, forever.
Posted by matlock on :
... called in sick and they called me a great big liar and wrote me up. Thanks for nothing Quis & FC!!!
Posted by cleome on :
...heard my former boss had a run of bad luck that culminated with his arrest for panhandling outside City Hall. Made my day.
Posted by dedman on :
...am going to Cleome's for supper.
Posted by LardLad on :
...got a boob job.
Posted by Exnihil on :
...really admired Lardy's new look... really admired it.
Posted by cleome on :
...bought one of everything in the comic book shop.
Posted by cleome on :
...bought FC a lifetime supply of mylar bags and acid-free backing boards. Just 'cause.
Posted by dedman on :
...stole all of FC's free acid boards. Oh, acid -free. Here FC you can have them back.
Posted by LardLad on :
...won the Powerball jackpot.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
... put on my new Size 2 jeans.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... discovered Iraq's secret cache of WMDs. They were in the back of my sock drawer.
Posted by cleome on :
Gathered up all my job-search paperwork and bogus "advancement training" crap and had a bonfire in the front yard. Burnt every temp "recruiter" I've ever had in effigy. Thousands showed up to cheer and clap and we sang several rousing choruses of Juluka's "Work For All."
Then we pooled everyone's remaining Unemployment and spent it all on booze, smokes and video poker. It was fabulous.
Posted by dedman on :
...cleaned the house. I LOVE cleaning.
Posted by LardLad on :
...smoked a little bit of what Cleo was smoking when she came up with her above post. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nosferatu
Posted by Exnihil on :
...knew exactly what Quis was talking about.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Posted by cleome on :
...marched straight over to the Mayor-Elect's house and gave him a piece of my mind, big time.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...was so thankful Mr. Obama is going to fix the entire world with a smile and a nice speech.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
... made sense.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... punched the CEO of Exxon in the nose.
Posted by dedman on :
...was inspired to create
Posted by LardLad on :
...bowled a perfect game, as always.
Posted by cleome on :
...made a cool grand selling my art.
Posted by superboymddjr on :
...leaped over the tallest building on Mars. You may go ahead call me Marsboy. Posted by LardLad on :
...joined the Mile High Club.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... quit the Mile High Club
Posted by cleome on :
...completed my 2008 tax return.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Got my W-2 from my employer. They're so prompt!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
teased my younger sister in facebook.
Posted by cleome on :
...took every bit of unrequested advice my siblings gave me regarding how to fix my life.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... sunbathed nude on my porch.
Posted by dedman on :
...took photos of Quis
Posted by LardLad on :
...sold deddy's photos of Quis to the LMB Inquirer.
Posted by Disdemona on :
... returned from P3X-974 with a fancy new hat!
[ January 29, 2009, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Disdemona ]
Posted by cleome on :
...was overjoyed to find out that Dennis Leary is my long-lost twin.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
read a delightful PM from Lightning Lad
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was mildly surprised to discover that I'd been selected to take over Rod Blagojevich's old job.
Anyone want to buy some gubernatorial goodwill?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...made my presentation at Davos and convinced the world's power brokers that I am right and they, alas, have been wrong all this time.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
bought 25 extra copies of Legion #50 to give to all my friends on Legion World.
Posted by cleome on :
...FedExed Lad Boy an awesome sketch and a box of homemade cookies in exchange for a copy from his magical trove of comics greatness.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...made out with the FedEx guy and shared some cookies with him afterward.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
.. wondered if all my days at my new job as FedEx delivery guy would be as interesting.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...couldn't help but notice that my FedEx guy smelled like musky butts when he came to deliver my Build-a-Rocket, Launch-a-Rocket rocket kit.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Re-read LSH 3boot #50 and decided it was the greatest issue EVER!
Posted by dedman on :
...didn't make a single inane post on the MMB
Posted by cleome on :
...found out that some other garage band had already snapped up the name "Musky Butts." Decided to fall back on my original favorite candidate: "Nude Thorny Oyster."
Posted by SharkLad on :
... found out I was picked for Survivor ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... started my new career as male escort.
Posted by LardLad on :
...watched the Arizona Cardinals defense stop the Steelers from scoring a game-winning touchdown.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
smiled happily as my daughter cleaned her room without a single complaint.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...used my powers of hypnosis to convince everyone that football is a big waste of time, especially the Super Bowl.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was "escorted" by Quislet, Esc. after calling Big Dick's Male Model Agency & Law Firm.
Posted by cleome on :
... Dressed up, got in my limo and was driven to a fabulous champagne brunch at Milo's on Broadway with RB and Quis.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
met up with Rocky for a special February version of the Kentucky Derby.
Posted by cleome on :
...won 15K on Rocky's horse: The Blazing Penguin.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... panhandled in Crawford, Texas.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...stole/borrowed Quis' atomic train for a joyride while he was busy panhandling.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Overheard former President George W. Bush say, "I believe it is every American's God-given right to have pans with handles on 'em. Otherwise, you don't, and that'd be sad. Unless of course it's a pan to make pizza. Or biscuits."
Posted by dedman on :
...finished chipping all the ice from the driveway. Boy, I'm glad THAT's done!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...laughed maniacally as I used my glare-of-iciness to refreeze dedman's driveway.
HAHAHAHA!
It also works wonders for getting my other half to pick up his socks.
HAHAHAHA!
Posted by LardLad on :
...spent the day at a tropical resort, my every need being attended by comely servant girls.
Posted by cleome on :
...decided to hitchhike to the con back East with the sole purpose of plaguing the other LMB faithful. Oh, and crashing the DC panel and ordering them to get it together with the Legion stuff-- or else I'd bare my midriff and then they'd really be sorry.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
... did not use the f-word after Turbo Tax calculated my effing alternative minimum effing tax.
Posted by cleome on :
...was shocked, simply shocked, at the reminder that Olympic Gold Medalists of predatory banking practices are highly placed within The National Administration of Change-y Hope[tm].
Posted by Tomahawk on :
...provide some real answers to what's going on!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
am SO glad it's Monday!
Posted by SharkLad on :
quit my job and opened up a comic book store ...
Posted by cleome on :
...spent hundreds of dollars at Shark Lad's new store...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...made thou$and$ selling my 4,000 comics to Shark Lad.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
.. sent my checking account number and the processing fee to Michael Woodgate to get my $250,000,000 United State dollars that I didn't know I had in the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
... took a dip in the Olympic-sized swimming pool filled with chocolate.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: ... took a dip in the Olympic-sized swimming pool filled with chocolate.
Chocolate-covered CJ Posted by SharkLad on :
ate chocolate-covered CJ
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
if Disney gets his way, there's a good chance that won't be so imaginary
Posted by cleome on :
...finished all my pet projects with plenty of time to spare and got tons of praise.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...fixed my wrecked knee with the simple but time-tested Spell of Wholeness.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Tried to lose as much money as GM will today.
1) So I stuffed the pockets of my pants with 1 oz gold Maple Leaf Coins and punched a whole in my pocket and walked around town.
2) Hired 100,000 people and paid them 500 dollars for the day.
3) Made the workplace BYOB and provided papier mache for them to make pinatas for me to resell.
4) Paid myself a salary of 100,000
5) Hired lobbyists in each of the countries I have factories to get myself a bailout.
Unfortunately that only brought me up to a daily cash loss of 65 million. Well short of GM's burn rate.
Posted by Tomahawk on :
Realized is the economic downturn in 2007-2009 is this bad, the one in 2041-2045 will be pretty bad but manageable. But the one in 2090? Oh boy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... had to lay off the third assistant gardener today. Darn this economy!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Lost my job at Quislet's. Now I have to go back to being Kirstie Alley's pool boy.
And she likes to call me "Sven." Posted by Ram Boy on :
...admired the Best in Show trophy which my miniature poodle, La Petite Comtesse D'FwaFwa, won at last year's Westminster dog show. It was her Martha Graham inspired rhythmic interpretation of Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" that caused the judges to take note and garnered her the award.
Posted by cleome on :
...adopted a fleet of orphaned video poker machines and began a lucrative new off-the-books career based out of my fabulous detached garage.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...got mistaken for George Clooney. Again. *sigh*
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... started a Ponzi scheme.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...hired all of Quislet's ex-gardeners. This will be my best garden ever!
Posted by cleome on :
... lounged in the bright sunshine, drinking rum punch and eating bbq fresh off the grill.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...will dance around in me green knickers, vest and hat and try to keep 'em from finding me pot o'gold!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...realized that, yes, I am a Golden God complete with a retinue of fun-loving demi-gods and goddesses to dance joyfully around me, as well as the ability to smite all that oppose me!
My goldeny name is Bellephoroherculamulous (or Belphoherculam for short).
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... accepted the job as an underwear model for Old Navy.
Posted by Tomahawk on :
...imagined I'd have a long life on Legion World... Posted by SharkLad on :
... went to work at Dunder-Mifflin
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...baked a chocolate cake and didn't eat a single slice.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...ran a marathon.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
was soooo thankful to be in Wilmington DE.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... invested all of my money with some guy named Bernie Madoff.
Posted by cleome on :
...only had small, manageable portions of pizza and beer. Honest.
Posted by SharkLad on :
booked a trip to Australia
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Will get in bed before 2am.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...became waterproof.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... finished reading War and Peace in the original Russian.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...realized I am not gaining weight no matter how much I eat.
Posted by cleome on :
...threw down eighteen bucks for that Legion paperback. No sweat.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
will run another *yawn* boring marathon.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...won the "You will not kill this thread" competition.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...swam upstream through the Milky Way until I reached it's very beginning, where I stood up, turned around, and stared back out across the universe, marveling at the wonder of it all.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...finished all three final papers between classes today.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... tricked 25 people into thinking I was a homeless person suffering from schizophrenia.
Posted by Stealth on :
(Quis, you impersonated John Cleese's village idiot character from Monty Python?)
...woke up and found that my nose had magically reshaped itself into a perfect size and shape.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(Stealthie, I am 100% certain your nose is quite adorable just as it is)
...got a lot done today, and didn't waste a penny.
Posted by Stealth on :
Awwwww, thank you, Kent.
...worked on my novel instead of making inane posts.
Posted by Caliente on :
...ate and ate 'til I was sick on the floor 'cause eight times eight is sixty-four!
Posted by cleome on :
...spent my whopping giant mega huge tax refund on many fun things.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...shopped the preview chapters from Stealth's novel around to all by publishing contacts. Now they're fighting over her!
Posted by Stealth on :
...weighed all the publisher's offers while keeping them salivating over my novel.
Posted by SharkLad on :
didn't wake up depressed about vacation almost being over ...
Posted by cleome on :
...ran out of coffee.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...immediately! teleported a kilo of excellent coffee to Cleome.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...took Quis to the cleaners by winning our bet on whether Cramer's experimental teleporter would work.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
.. thanked Kent for giving me a ride to the cleaners to pick up my dry cleaning.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...invited Kent and Quis to the first outdoor, all-brass and drums performance of the 1812 Overture, at 5 a.m., outside Quislet's noisy neighbours' house.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... returned the rented cannon back to the cannon rental store.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...stranded Quis' noisy neighbors on Marzal, where they won't be seen or heard from for some time.
Posted by cleome on :
...pitched an awesome reworking of Tyroc to the brass at DC. Got hired on as thousands cheered.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...got hired to draw The Adventures of Tyroc. Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Finalized my plans for the rest of the week while I'm in Manhattan. My boss and I will have three of our clients coming (from same company) and we'll be taking them to meetings but also taking them out around Manhattan.
Should be lots of great dinners & lunches, plus we're going to see God of Carnage tomorrow night on Broadway (James Gandolfini, Marcia Gay Harden, Hope Davis and Jeff Daniels--great cast!). This is the fun part of my job!
Posted by dedman on :
...got started on that lenghty "TO-DO" list.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...finished my own legendary to-do list. Deddy's list, too.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... murdered my boss
Posted by cleome on :
...helped SharkLad hide the body. Right next to the remains of my last "permanent" employer.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...made a note never to hire cleome or SharkLad.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... will be arranging a bake sale with Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... sent a resume to Kent
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . sent a resume to Kent, England. (I hear that the birth county of Mick Jagger is auditioning a new Rolling Stones.)
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
... teleported myself.
Posted by cleome on :
...thanked Quislet for helping me and my buddies beat the rap.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...enjoyed another fine Legion monthly
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...instantly learned how to weld, perfectly.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... received my millions from that guy in Nigeria.
Posted by LardLad on :
...retired as a gazillionaire. (And, yes, there is such a thing)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...cat burgled a gazillionaire's estate. It smelled like feet.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Was crowned Emperor of the Universe.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...got in touch with all my past lives.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Celebrated May Day with all my Russian comrades.
Posted by cleome on :
...fixed mr_cleome's computer and got all the damaged programs on my computer happily running again. Yeehaw!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...sent my private jet for Cleome to come fix my keyboard, which has transformed the apostrophe to the arrow up key.
Posted by cleome on :
...fixed FC's computer without even leaving my chair. Then quit all this groveling for low-paying temp monkey work and got a high-paying, recession-proof IT job that starts tomorrow.
Posted by SharkLad on :
am loving all the rain
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... got drunk celebrating Cinco De Mayo
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
... Celebrated Cinco De Mayo by eradicating the Swine Flu just as the Mexicans eradicated the French Army.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...celebrated the little known holiday, Rohky fr Nsu, which is the Eighth of May on the planet Yarble.
Posted by LardLad on :
...got massively drunk celebrating Rohky fr Nsu while simultaneously eradicating Swine Flu and the French Army.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...am restarting ze French Army myself, you silly twits! I fart in your general direction!
Posted by cleome on :
...learned to play fiddle like Michael Doucet, and to sing all his songs in the original Acadian French, too.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...submitted three exciting new lipstick shades to Revlon!
Bloody Red Death Motherpucking Pink Mauve Monkey Butt!
(wish me luck!)
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...wore the Mauve Monkey Butt lipstick and attracted a lot of attention from big, hairy men.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... caught James Dobson and Pat Robertson in their secret love nest. Dobson was wearing Motherpucking Pink Lipstick.
Posted by cleome on :
...rescued the lab animals that Ram Boy was using for his lipstick tests.
(Rabbits look really weird wearing lipstick. Seriously.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... entertained Zac Efron in my bedroom all day.
Posted by LardLad on :
...never entertained the thought that Zac Efron is too young for Quis.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: ... caught James Dobson and Pat Robertson in their secret love nest. Dobson was wearing Motherpucking Pink Lipstick.
Pulled the masks off James Dobson and Pat Robertson to reveal they were actually Al Franken and Jesse Ventura.
[ May 16, 2009, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Arm Fall Off Boy ]
Posted by cleome on :
...caught the jackass who keeps vandalizing the plants in my yard and made him eat everything he destroyed.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
wondering why my jackass has a bad case of gas.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... loaned Bill Gates $10.00.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Got $10 from some stranger.
Posted by cleome on :
Spent ten dollars on really good cake and champagne.
Posted by LardLad on :
Invested $10 in a Nigerian "scam" and got back $10 million!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...just finished writing my new self-help book and future bestseller, GLAM I AM! How To Be Glamorous and Exciting For Under 10 Million Dollars! .
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
... didn't get slobbered awake by a pair of dachshunds
Posted by cleome on :
...was thoroughly disgusted with the weather.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... praised my cat Belinda and showered her with love for waking me up at 5 am.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... showered with Quislet
Posted by Ram Boy on :
... wasn't surprised at all to discover the torrid and soapy nature of Quislet's and Sharklad's relationship.
Posted by cleome on :
...finally found out why this part of the boards always smells of lavender bay rum.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
am glad it's Monday! WOOOOOOOOO hooooooooooo!
Posted by cleome on :
...am not suffering from my allergies in any way.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... bench pressed 300 lbs at the gym.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
...bench pressed 300 lbs in the gym, beat Usain Bolt in a 100m dash, before running a marathon in 3 hours.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...quit the gym and decided to join a donut of the month club. June is Chocolate/Chocolate glazed!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... started a donut of the month club.
Posted by SharkLad on :
assassinated a 4th world leader ...
Posted by cleome on :
...polished off that gallon drum of blueberries in one sitting. And I'd do it again.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...achieved Nirvana. I also achieved Vanna White.
[ June 07, 2009, 08:04 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... stole a car and took a joy ride to Newark, NJ.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...wrote a country-western ballad about lovin' a good woman named Melody Sue. Here's a snippet -
She's like the first ray of sunshine in my mornin' She's like the field in the farm that I grow corn in
Without her I'd be all alone But with that woman's lovin' I could saddle a cyclone
Her name Her name is
Melody Sue
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...purchased the new country hit Melody Sue and played it repeatedly as I set sail for the Azores.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...wrote a follow up country-western ballad about lovin' another good woman. Here's a snippit -
She's like the first cup of coffee in the mornin' She's like the machine on top-o my tv I play porn in.
She's proper and she's respectable Makes an apple pie that's delectable
Her name Her name is
Fat Cramer Amber-Lynn Sue
Posted by cleome on :
Got a gig playing marimba, theremin and ukelele with Ram Boy and His Roving Ramblers. Next stop: Vegas!
Posted by LardLad on :
...got a job I truly loved and kissed the old job goodbye forever.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had four men propose marriage to me now that it's legal in Texas.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...went to Tiffany's to buy a wedding present for Rocky.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...challenged all four of Rockhopper Lad's fiances to a duel! (so I'll be sort of busy at around dawn for the next few days)
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Seconded Ram Boy. I carry the feather dusters.
Posted by cleome on :
...bought the most expensive gift listed on Rocky's bridal [sic] registry. Sent it by next-day air.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...surpassed Quislet's post-count total.
Posted by cleome on :
...wreaked ultimate vengeance against my arch enemies at Megalo-Bank, as millions cheered.
Posted by LardLad on :
...saved the world with a timely boob-flash.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
...convinced a pregnant woman to leave her husband and go to Argentina with me.
Posted by cleome on :
...raised enough money selling annual seeds to get Lardy that mechanical replacement hand.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... had lunch with Bishop Desmond Tutu, Miley Cyrus, and Vladimir Putin. Oprah wanted to come, but I had to say "no".
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...invented the Rambulater™. The infomercial will star Cher, Jack LaLanne and Ram Boy's Go-Go Boy Rambulater™ Dancers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... found a new use for my Rambulator TM Posted by cleome on :
...figured that Chad T. (aka Go-Go Boy RambulaterTM No. 7) probably isn't into chicks, but couldn't resist sending him a mash note anyway.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was persuaded by my legal experts (Tobi and Shannah) to reshoot the infomercial for the Rambulater™ in order to stress the DANGERS of using it as anything other than a personal relaxation devise. The new spot features Ed Asner, Charo and Ram Boy's Go-Go Boy Dancers Featuring Chad T.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...offered Chad T. a gig as a waiter at the Rookery.
Posted by LardLad on :
...fired Chad T. because I didn't like the way Rocky was looking at him! Posted by Anti-Matter Eater Lad on :
ate fruit.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... took Chad T. in to console him on his job loss.
Posted by cleome on :
...got the whole yard landscaped just right.
Posted by LardLad on :
...had a date with Quis's Wonder Woman figure! She loved it when I squeezed her legs!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Lard Lad. Posted by Blockade Boy on :
She was reaching for his man-boobs. I filed a counter suit as friend of the court, against the wonder woman doll.
Posted by cleome on :
...got a brand new pundit gig lamenting this constant escalation of frivolous lawsuits.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... filed a libel and defamation of character suit against cleome.
Posted by KryptonKid on :
...read L3W #5.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...saw Chad T. run off with Quis's Wonder Woman doll.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...sold the screenplay "Chad and Diana".
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...lost the role of Chad T. from "Chad and Diana" to Zac Efron. The producers said there just wasn't any chemistry between me and that damn doll.
Posted by cleome on :
...had a strange vision where Zac Efron spoke magically through my "Gender Bender" action figure.
Posted by Anti-Matter Eater Lad on :
ate Sarah Palin.
Posted by LardLad on :
...bowled a perfect game.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...am sitting on a beach in the Caribbean...
Posted by cleome on :
...will put on my little black Chanel with Mother's uncultured pearls, and go dine on lobster and perfectly chilled Sauternes down at the Yacht Club.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...have the honor of escorting Cleome to the club. Unfortunately, she won't let me wear the pearls.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...thought about weeding the garden, but decided to let the hired help do it, then gave my orders to the chef and housekeeper.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...sensed that there was a Canadian gardener in dire straits. So I rushed to my shed, ripped off my clothes and became my alter ego...(flourish)...Weed Whacker Lad!
Weeds Beware! Posted by Blockade Boy on :
For the price of a couple veggie burgers and a porn magazine, have discovered a renewable, highly efficient energy conversion process.
So far have gotten strong interest in the patent from Sears Craftsman Outdoor Garden Division and Mercury outboard motors.
[ July 05, 2009, 11:22 AM: Message edited by: Blockade Boy ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...am going to Disney World!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
...was told by Secretary MacNamara that the war will be over soon.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...exchanged bodies with my dog, just for a day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... finished watching a 24 hour Dragnet marathon.
Posted by cleome on :
...was bummed out as local daytime temperatures dropped back into the mid-70s (F). Oh, and the cool breezes? Yuck!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was kicked off the US fencing team for using my épée to thwack a judge repeatedly on his stupid little head.
Posted by cleome on :
...got all the ins and outs of the Gimp graphics program sussed within an hour. Made myself 15,000 awesome Legion icons and then gave them away. No charge.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Looked at my puppy, who in turn, looked at me and said "What are you looking at, Ding Dong?"
Posted by cleome on :
...became a Hollywood agent, and immediately signed AFOB's puppy to a lucrative four-picture deal with D*sn*y.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...settled a long-standing dispute between Ventura and Venegar.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...then hopped back to Earth to solve California's financial problems.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Just got my IOU from California paid.
Posted by cleome on :
...invited several Californians to move up here with no job prospects and crash on my couch while they looked around.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... had lunch with Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld where we reminisced about our time in the White House together. We just laughed and laughed and laughed.
Posted by dedman on :
...skipped work and got drunk instead.
Posted by cleome on :
... cleaned my bedroom of all clutter.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Realized that fireflies are actually communicating to each other using Morse code! This is just one of the many, many, many messages I've managed to intercept -
"Morgldy mtk frumpah dtopg"
- I'm not certain we should panic just yet, but if I was a morgldy I'd definitely be concerned!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... will make a startling announcement at the San Diego Comic Con.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
...will be at the San Diego ComicCon long enough to hear Quis's startling announcement, but I'll have to teleport out as soon as his press conference is over.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...played a button accordion.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... sold tickets to Fat Cramer's accordian concert. I made a fortune.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was touring an accordion manufacturing facility, when I was bit by a radioactive gypsy. Later in the afternoon I developed the uncanny ability to scrunch up and down and annoy people.
Posted by cleome on :
...Finished proofreading the transcripts from my clandestine trip to SDCC, where I spied on numerous LWB notables while in clever disguise as a D&D "booth babe."
Report to follow.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...found the lost city of Atlantis. It was the "Atlantis Chamber of Commerce" sign that clinched it, but at the same time, gravely disillusioned me.
Posted by dedman on :
...snorted an 8 ball of coke from a hooker's stomach.
Posted by cleome on :
...believed everything posted to this thread...
Posted by cleome on :
...except for that one post on one of the previous pages. No, I'm not telling which one. You have to guess.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...correctly guessed *which* previous post cleome is convinced never happened. And I completely concur that it's utterly preposterous.
Posted by dedman on :
...started a new political party and began making promises based upon postings in this thread. (Except for that one that never happened)
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...founded the Legion World Think Tank, and began working on studies to influence the government the right way, and hired any of you who wanted to work there. We have an excellent cafeteria, gym, benefits and travel allowance.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... started working for the Legion World Think Tank. My first assignment was to start working at Fox News. On my own, I began to embezzle funds.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...founded the Legion World Think Again Tank (The Think Tank II) to let all the thinkers at the Legion World Think Tank know that we're thinking that they haven't put enough thought into their thinking.
No gym or cafeteria. But we do have an old army tank. You'd better think about that, you Legion World Think Tank (one) thinkers.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...had cameras installed in all your homes. Who needs a Think Tank? Mwah hah hah!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...transformed the LW Think Tank I into an international charitable organization for the betterment of comic books, and sent $100,000 to John Ostrander for his glaucoma surgeries.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...sold the tank and the tank then bought myself an electric car which ran out of juice while I was driving along an ol' country road. Unfortunately, I didn't have any extra D cells on me so I had to wander on foot to a farmer's house where I asked him if he had any hot, strapping farmhands who slept nekkid in a barn. He didn't. Bummer. But it all worked out because the Ramada Inn next door had hot, strapping innhands who slept nekkid in a utility shed.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...caught up on missed threads.
Posted by cleome on :
...discovered that Outdoor Miner is my real Dad.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
.. made a deal with God to get him to swap our places.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Sacrifices a double fudge brownie to Quislet....
and boy was that kid's Ma mad.
Posted by cleome on :
...popped over to Craig's List and adopted twenty-six adorable orphaned kittens.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...added George Perez as a Facebook friend.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...went surfing off Hawaii. Mega waves!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...perfected my time machine. I hope swatting that fly didn't change things too much. Glenn Beck is still President, right?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...campaigned to remove Glenn Beck as President of the North American Union.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... flung Belinda around by her tail.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...won three different lotteries.
Posted by cleome on :
...took a thermos of coffee and floated up above the clouds to watch the meteor showers. Lovely way to start the day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
.. won Ukraine's Got Talent. See my winning performanc here Sand Art Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... formed an all-male Go-gos tribute band. Here's a video we made Posted by Fat Cramer on :
<Is that you in the white suit coat, singing?>
...trained a Roomba to mow the grass.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...went to Ireland for a couple of days.
Posted by cleome on :
...decided to quit coffee forever.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
..agreed that Cleome had an excellent idea regarding coffee and decided to follow her example.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Decided to believe everything I read in this thread... M'huh, Yes I Did!
Posted by cleome on :
...borrowed Abin's "new, improved" ring and resurrected several unjustly canceled books.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... started my new job as a fluffer. Posted by Mattropolis on :
am going back to work Posted by cleome on :
...plan to spend at least eight hours drinking and carousing.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was swimming in the World Cup Swimming Competition Bowl when my Speedo ripped wide open in back and I ended mooning every swimming enthusiast on the planet.
(I came in last, but I did get a couple of phone numbers)
Posted by Pov on :
Was woken up by a PYT from Illinois and was able to stand and hold her... Posted by cleome on :
...stopped wondering where the hell we'll be living a year from now. It's all smooth sailing from now on, Baby!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...slept like a baby.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was fired from my job in the Sears promotional department for suggesting they change their name to something hipper and cooler like "Not Sears".
Posted by superboymddjr on :
...am adding the Great Ten to the pull list.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... replaced Geoff Johns as DC Comics number one writer. I'll be writing several new books, Red Tornado, The Spectre & Stargirl, The Brave & The Bouncey (a team-up book featuring Bouncing Boy and a different guest hero each issue), Bat-mite, Sneckie, and Star City Fire Department. This is in addition to writing JLA, JSA, Teen Titans, Superman, Green Lantern, Flash, and Spider-man.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Signed on with DC as Quis' junior assistant ghost writer. I'll be doing Ambush Bug, Inferior 5, the Doomed Patrol, and LMBP Adventures.
Posted by cleome on :
...read the entire 5YG in just under an hour. My exhaustive treatise on same is now posted in that other forum upstairs; 4,000 words per issue. Enjoy!
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
one hour??
I watched "whale wars" and am disturbed....
Posted by dedman on :
skipped work and watched season 4 of smallville
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...renewed my faith in the inherent goodness of my fellow sentients.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...read The Odyssey, finally.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... finalized my plans to trace Odyesseus' route in authentic era boats.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...meant to post in this thread!
[ August 31, 2009, 10:47 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Pov on :
...insulted Jack Black and ended up on the run from the cops... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... stayed home.
Posted by cleome on :
...spent the day at the racetrack.
Posted by LardLad on :
...breathed freely and clearly from my nose all day long and suffered no painful sinus headaches.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...posted a barely-clothed video of myself on YouTube, flexing my biceps and bouncing my pecs.
Posted by LardLad on :
...was completely uninterested in seeing Rocky's Youtube video.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...moved to the United States, now that Lard Lad and Cleome have become President and VP.
Posted by Stealth on :
...actually did find the 90s Zatanna-in-leathers-without-that-stupid-hat-or-those-stupid-backwards-spells miniseries that had been eluding me.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...sold my comic collection to buy some Michael Jackson memorabilia...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
[ASIDE]
quote:Originally posted by Stealth: ...actually did find the 90s Zatanna-in-leathers-without-that-stupid-hat-or-those-stupid-backwards-spells miniseries that had been eluding me.
are you really looking for that mini? I might have 3 issues of it. [/ASIDE]
Posted by Stealth on :
[ASIDE] OMG, that would be awesome. Thank you so much, Kent. And if it's the last issue that's missing, it's okay, I sorta know how it turns out because of a guest appearance she made in Ostrander's Spectre. [/ASIDE]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...met Zatanna in real life, and she was wearing leathers, and they certainly suited her.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
[ASIDE]
quote:Originally posted by Stealth: OMG, that would be awesome. Thank you so much, Kent. And if it's the last issue that's missing, it's okay, I sorta know how it turns out because of a guest appearance she made in Ostrander's Spectre.
I either have/had 1,2 and 4 or 1, 3 and 4.... and possibly with a duplicate of the middle issue. I won't be able to look for them for a while, possibly not until October, because all my comics are in storage 4-5 hours away. [/ASIDE]
Posted by LardLad on :
...did not sleep in past 1 p.m. on my day off.
Posted by Stealth on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: [ASIDE]
quote:Originally posted by Stealth: OMG, that would be awesome. Thank you so much, Kent. And if it's the last issue that's missing, it's okay, I sorta know how it turns out because of a guest appearance she made in Ostrander's Spectre.
I either have/had 1,2 and 4 or 1, 3 and 4.... and possibly with a duplicate of the middle issue. I won't be able to look for them for a while, possibly not until October, because all my comics are in storage 4-5 hours away. [/ASIDE]
No worries. The wait will make it that much sweeter. Thanks again, Kent.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... detsac ym cigam lleps!
Posted by LardLad on :
...not only bowled a perfect game, but did so five times in a row!
Posted by cleome on :
...kept the press and the rabble at bay so Lardy could bowl in peace.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...sold Lardy's winning bowling ball on eBay for $10K.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...used the money I'd been squirreling away for grandma's new hip to buy a magic bowling ball on eBay!
UPDATE! - (it's here!...there's Cheetos dust in the finger holes)
[ September 14, 2009, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...started a new TV network which will air nothing but Guiding Light.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...watched the Guiding Light network all day long.
Posted by Stealth on :
...went back in time to the mid-1980s, became a TV executive, and green-lighted a Saturday morning Green Lantern Corps cartoon.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...am bringing sexy back!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... invented a cat/English translation device.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...am NOT bring sexy back! Posted by cleome on :
...felt simply faaaaaaaaaabulous!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...opened Ram Boy's Sexy Making Clinic & Spa. Come and luxuriate in our Sexy Tubs filled with 100% PURE Sexy Oyster Juice and then take a Sexy Stroll through our Horny Goat Weed Garden.
(on Route 6 next to Old Country Buffet)
Posted by cleome on :
...bought a controlling interest in Marvel/Disney, and immediately used my influence to get several LMB stalwarts hired on there.
Posted by Stealth on :
...became the replacement for DnA on the cosmic corner of the Marvel Universe, thanks to Cleome's influence.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...began work on the animated musical Wolverine flick, with talking animal versions of various X-Men and Alpha Flight members.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...farted a pitch-perfect version of the National Anthem.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...applied for Galactic citizenship.
Posted by Stealth on :
...got such a good response from Marvel to my advance scripts that they also made me the replacement for Dan Slott on Mighty Avengers.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: ...farted a pitch-perfect version of the National Anthem.
(the only part that makes this imaginary is that he didn't specify which nation's anthem)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...took Kent behind the woodshed for that remark!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Posted by cleome on :
...pretended that I hadn't seen this "trip to the woodshed" coming from a long way off.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...got more work done today than I planned on.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... starred in the all drag queen version of Twelve Angry Men Posted by Lard Lad on :
...got to watch all the NFL games today.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...will get to see a new episode of Guiding Light when I get home.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...am optimistic that the new season of Heroes that begins tonight will be much better than the last two.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...spanked a real monkey.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... discovered that my real parents were gypsies. They entrusted me to my "parents" because of political intrigue. I am now king of the gypsies.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends.
How come I wasn't invited? Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends.
How come I wasn't invited?
The invitation was lost in the imaginary mail. Posted by Lad Boy on :
played a valuable role in the stabilization of the US economy and did not participate in futile, fruitless meetings to discuss pointless end-of-the-fiscal-year goals.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: ...threw a banquet for 10,000 of my closest friends.
How come I wasn't invited?
was not fooled by Quis covering his tracks after snubbing my banquet.
Posted by cleome on :
...find my internal clock has been perfectly reset, and have every confidence that I can be fast asleep before 10 PM PST.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...ordered the "101 Coluan Curries " cookbook.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What if you only have 100 Coluans for the curry?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
You make do, as do all good cooks. Or you grab a spare Earthling, although they tend to be bland.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
...realized this is all a dream.
Posted by cleome on :
...destroyed the universe by interrupting AFOB's sleep cycle at an inopportune moment.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...discovered a new planet. I'm going to call it either Plutoagain or Bitemearth.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... decided to run for public office. Ted Kennedy's seat is now available.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
...Publicly doubted Quislet, Esq.'s ability to fill Ted Kennedy's seat...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...helped Quis secure the endorsement of President Obama.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... provide documented proof that my bottom is of sufficient girth to fill the senatorial seat of Ted Kennedy.
Posted by Exnihil on :
... anonymously mailed some veeeeeeeery incriminating photos to the Boston Globe in an attempt to derail a looming senatorial bid.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...opened the world's first internet daycare center TotNet. Just strap one of our specially designed web cams onto your little ones head and leave! It really is that simple! Our cert-o-fied childcare spec-o-lists will keep an eye on their every move. And thanks to the FUN-Jolt 3000 Optional Helmet Attachment, little Timmy or Cleome won't even think about getting into trouble while you're away!
Posted by cleome on :
...discovered that booze really does solve all of life's problems. Who knew?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...met a werewolf.
Posted by Stealth on :
Wrote issues #37-76 of my Legion alternate timeline fanfics in record time, now all that's left is to post them. Guiness has contacted me because I set a new record for speed-writing.
Posted by cleome on :
...got my 2010 edition of the Guinness Book autographed by Stealth.
Posted by Stealth on :
*Thanks, Cleome*
...met a bi-curious woman who reminds me of the adult Tasmia Mallor in looks and personality.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...used my new shape-shifting powers to pose as various insects and keep tabs on Stealth and her new friend.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Saw a blue woman being stalked by a beetle.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Saw a woman in blue stockings buy a beet -- oh wait wrong thread.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...saw silly Sally sitting on a silver see-saw sewing sacks of socks.
Posted by cleome on :
Read the transcript for the all-tongue-twister episode of Pinky and the Brain ("You Said A Mouseful") out loud and didn't flub a single line.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Learned Klingon.
Posted by cleome on :
...woke up feeling just terrific, thanks.
Posted by cleome on :
...went to work at CJ Taylor's World Of Omelets in the local shopping mall. It's too late this year to qualify for the Xmas Bonus, because you have to put in ninety days first. But December 2010? Look out!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
helped introduce H.R. 2469 into the House Health and Human Services Committee. When passed and signed into law, it will require mandatory wearing of pantaloons, except by pyngwyns, me, and really hot guys at the gym.
Posted by Lardi on :
...woke up at the break of dawn and took the world by storm!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... bench pressed 550.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...fixed my knee through the power of intention.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had a great time with Lad Boy and the guys from the gym as we watched everyone else go by in their pantaloons.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... streaked through Boston Common.
Posted by Lardi on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: ... streaked through Boston Common.
...took a photo of Quis streaking through the Boston Common! (now up for bid on eBay)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...visited Quis in jail after he was arrested for appearing in public without his pantaloons.
Posted by cleome on :
...look and feel better than ever before!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...woke up and found I had turned into a giant lobster.
Posted by Stealth on :
...watched FC battle a giant flying turtle.
Posted by Lardi on :
...bet it all on the lobster!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...was back to normal, and retired to my incredible steampunk workshop to make exotic Christmas gifts. (And made turtle soup for lunch.)
Posted by cleome on :
...got through the day without any painkillers.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...test piloted the TOP SECRET Boeing ??? Jet Airliner across North America. The left wing fell off over East Toledo (Kentucky?), but other than that, it handled pretty dang good (or in test pilot lingo, "she aced the yonder").
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... ended my secret affair with Tiger Woods.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... started my secret affair with Rick Warren. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...am treating everyone on Legion World to lunch.
Posted by Stealth on :
...took up Rocky on his offer and enjoyed a nice hearty soup.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...achieved full ambidexterity.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... had my maid clean up the mess from Christmas thereby allowing me to play Super Mario Bros Wii all day ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... turned down Brad Pitt and George Clooney for a three-way.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...had a pity three-way with Brad Pitt and George Clooney
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was instructed by my boss, Mr. George Clooney, to send one bottle of champagne (Krug 1990) and 4 dozen red, red roses to a Mr. Q of Boston, along with the following message:
"Please, reconsider - George"
He also asked me to send a six pack of Old Style and a tin of Altoids to a Mr. L.Boy of Slutterville.
No message.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...moved to Slutterville.
Posted by dedman on :
...sold Rocky my old house in Slutterville.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...sighed over Mr. Clooney's affections for Mr. Q, realizing that he will never be mine.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... sent George Clooney a picture of myself in a hottub with Ernest Borgnine.
Posted by Exnihil on :
... won at Clue with the solution, "It was Ernest Borgnine... in the hottub... with a lawyer."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... having high tea with Queen Elizabeth II. I insisted Prince William be there.
Posted by cleome on :
...spent all of the January mortgage money on a "sure-fire rapid weight-loss 'system'" that I heard about on the radio last week.
Posted by Lardi on :
...looked in the mirror and realized what an incredible resemblance I have to both George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... discovered a loophole in my contract where I get another week of vacation to make up for the cold weather
Posted by Lardi on :
...was brave enough to take a swim in Shark Lad's tank.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... marinated Lardi's bathing suit in pig's blood.
Posted by cleome on :
...loaned Quislet 200 bucks cash from my well-maintained LMB Emergency Fund.
Posted by dedman on :
...Entered one of my cats (Loki) into a cat fighting tournament. She's sharpening her claws as we speak.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...stepped on the scale for the first time in months to find that no only had I not gained an ounce, but also that I had actually lost three pounds!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was doing laundry and found a whole bunch of dollar bills in my boyfriend's thong!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... put on my dress kilt for a formal party.
Posted by cleome on :
...brewed gin in the bathtub.
Posted by dedman on :
...failed an exam at college
Posted by Lardi on :
...dunked on LeBron.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
... made a really good pot of coffee.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... did the merengue and the cha-cha.
Posted by cleome on :
...worked my butt off.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... appeared on the O'Reilly Factor.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
... drove home in my new car
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... published my novel.
Posted by Stealth on :
...won the lottery!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... got adopted by the lottery winning Stealth.
Posted by cleome on :
...resisted the siren call of the coconut cake in the Yuppiemart bakery cooler and had just plain tea for dessert-- because I'm virtuous like that.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...fired the siren I'd hired to lure the virtuous into my Bakery of Evil.
Posted by cleome on :
...found out (from an industry source preferring anonymity) that the real first arc in the new Legion comic will be titled, "Ram Boy's Bakery of ."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... won the Kill-This-Thread thread.
Posted by cleome on :
...handed Quis his trophy. It featured the Three Fates, painstakingly modeled out of tinfoil over old piano wire.
Posted by Lardi on :
...won a competing lottery after Stealth did. And now we are set to become the worlds 2 new superpowers! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... convinced Lardi to invest heavily in my Nigerian Bank proposal.
Posted by Lardi on :
...was easily suckered by Quis's investment opportunity as I am by all the internet spam and junk mail I get.
Posted by SharkLad on :
[ January 19, 2010, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...worked on a new slogan to increase sales at my Bakery of . Narrowed it down to -
- Evil Never Tasted So Sweet
- Mmmmm ... Pure Evil
or
- Even Our Cupcakes Have A Rap Sheet!
Posted by Lardi on :
...worked on my competing evil bakery slogan:
"Evil: Tastes much better than chicken!"
Posted by cleome on :
...didn't totally feel like death on a soda cracker by 6:30 PM.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...stole the recipes from The Bakery of Evil.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...will finally emerge from my Kryptonian cocoon.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... finished packing for Vancouver. Look for me on the ski jump.
Posted by cleome on :
...knit Quis a fabulous Alpine sweater for his trip.
Posted by Lardi on :
...buried a Batarang in the back of a particularly obnoxious customer.
Posted by dedman on :
... saw a 5% rise in my "discount Batarang's" stock.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...had phone sex with a telemarketer and switched auto insurers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... began my GQ modeling career.
Posted by SharkLad on :
am not going to have the Sunday night blues ...
Posted by cleome on :
...had to say "Yes" to another excess.
Posted by Lardi on :
...accurately dreamed the results of the AFC and NFC championships, proving my gift of precognition to the masses.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... signed up for ballroom dance lessons.
Posted by dedman on :
...took Quis dancing.
Posted by Lardi on :
...gave Quis and deds their lessons.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... gave a lecture on applied astro-physics.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...used my Time Bubble to go ahead 11 1/2 years so I would be eligible for my pension.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...listened to a fascinating lecture on applied astro-physics that featured balloon animals, puppets and amazing impersonations.
Posted by Lardi on :
...was cited for making obscene shapes out of balloons.
Posted by cleome on :
...had the world in a jug, and the stopper in my hand.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... worked on my all over tan at the beach.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...helped Quis with the suntan lotion.
Posted by cleome on :
...sent all my LMB "gentlemen friends" some sexy new designer beach wraps. Just in case.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...bought a coffee plantation.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... mated a giraffe with a kangaroo.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Bought a jump suit for people with abnormally long necks.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...stood on a street corner and handed out peanut butter sandwiches.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...took up residence in a villa on the Adriatic.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... partied with Sandra Day O'Connor and Jeane Kirkpatrick big 80's style
Posted by cleome on :
...started drinking at sunup, and will continue at least through lunchtime.
Posted by dedman on :
...grabbed my beer and headed to Cleome's place. PARTY!!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... decided to stop posting as the alt Cobalt Kid.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...submitted a new roller coaster design to Six Flags Great America called Tyroc: Scream of the Devil. You scream or you get your money back.
Posted by cleome on :
...kept on lookin' for a way to make it through the night, but I couldn't get it right.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... broke the news to Oprah that nobody gives a crap anymore
Posted by Lardi on :
...felt a strong desire to explore the whole Twilight Saga phenomenon.
Posted by dedman on :
...brought my signed collection of Twilight movies and books to Lardi's house.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... hung out with the kids across the street and shared a 32 oz with 'em.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...finally put a restraining order on Tom Selleck after he had pursuing me for the last 22 years.
Posted by Lardi on :
...adopted Tom Selleck's sentient mustache.
Posted by cleome on :
...made a fast twenty bucks notarizing Lardi's adoption papers.
Posted by dedman on :
...had Selleck challenge the adoption and sue for custody.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... was falsely accused of a crime I didn't commit. Now I must travel the country trying to find the real villain while involving myself in the lives of strangers.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... was stranded on a deserted tropic isle with six other castaways.
Posted by Lardi on :
...am a physician/scientist searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation interacts with my unique body chemistry. And now when I grow angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
..was walking down the street, minding my own business, when I saw some angry-looking guy suddenly changed into a rabbit.
Posted by cleome on :
...had no bloody idea what Lardi's previous post was referencing.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... broke down and finally got a cell phone
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Shoveled snow.
Posted by dedman on :
...didn't sleep in.
Posted by Lardi on :
...didn't have to scrape and scrub a disgusting batch of dishes because dishwashers do all that for me.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...reorganized the Gregorian calendar so it's more efficient. June 12th through June 23rd are now located between January 5th and 6th. August 9th has been replaced by August 9th 1/2, and I did away with February altogether so today is technically January 38th (but remember, tomorrow is May 63rd!).
Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...scrapped Ram Boy's Revised Gregorian Calendar in favor of a new Legion World Calendar. Today is Cramerday, the 24th of Kent Shakespeare.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...with some relief, cancelled my plans for a May 63rd Day party and took Cramerday off.
Posted by dedman on :
...celebrated Cramerday with a large cappacino
Posted by cleome on :
...am mesmerized by the wonder of American football.
Posted by Lardi on :
...watched the first-ever Super Bowl game to go into overtime.
Posted by cleome on :
...almost cleared 60,000 posts on Legion World.
Posted by dedman on :
...wondered who really did write the book of Love?
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Second snow day in a row. Oh wait, I'm not imagining that. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...ordered 10 copies of the Rush Limbaugh comic book.
Posted by Lardi on :
...threw a mojito party at my place beginning at midnight.
Posted by cleome on :
...became the Supreme Commander of the International Eric Violette Fan Club through pure determination and outright chutzpah!
We strike at dawn!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... performed with my A capella group.
Posted by Lardi on :
...participated in a recreation of all of Tiger Woods' sexual dalliances.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...had my hair completely redone by Dean Salon.
Posted by Lardi on :
...had all the hair on my body removed.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...learned how to shapeshift.
Posted by dedman on :
...got groped by my sofa Posted by cleome on :
Uh, was it a red and purple sofa, deddy? (I've had dreams like that since returning to fandom. -cough-)
...couldn't decide what to do first with this fantastically colossal Unemployment check in my hand!
Posted by Lardi on :
...had numerous prospective employers lining up at my door offering me lucrative dream jobs to lure me away from the one I have and pretty much hate.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had Scott Bakula leap into me to set right what once went wrong.
Posted by Lardi on :
...had the sexy evil leaper leap into me in an attempt to foil Scott Bakula's mission in Rocky's guise.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Won a ski jump gold.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... was walking down the street on my way to a party when a truckload of vikings offered me a ride. I accepted and we were now driving to Las Vegas, where I started playing the slot machines. I hit three cherries and cherries started coming out of the machine. Soon I was swimming in a pool of cherry Kool-ade. Finally, I woke up and turned to Ann Coulter and said "I just had the strangest dream.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...spoke with world renowned dream expert, Dr. Edwina Goodlay, about Quis' dream. Here's the breakdown -
walking down a street = sex truckload of vikings = really good sex Las Vegas = easy sex slot machines = sleazy sex three cherries = sex sex sex Kool-ade swimming = wet, kinky sex Ann Coulter = the opposite of sex
Posted by Lardi on :
...had a date with Dr. Edwina Goodlay. Since then, she's been into horses.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Imagined I was a bird and flew far, far away.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... perfected my weather control machine. No more snow this year!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...will retire with a nice, fat pension and will never have to work a day in my life.
Posted by cleome on :
...made Rocky my personal Patron of the Arts.
Posted by Lardi on :
...overtook Quis as Top Poster at LW.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... took falconry lessons from Fat Cramer
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...invented a new kind of doughnut that is not only delicious and not fattening, but also actually good for you.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... wrote the next twelve issues of the Legion of Superheroes.
Posted by Lardi on :
...quit my job and told my superiors to "Get Bent!"
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had my voice change back and became a soprano again.
Posted by cleome on :
...got my 8X10 glossies of Rocky in his new robe.
Posted by cleome on :
...have my eye on an Italian sports car (candy-apple red, of course) and some Ming Dynasty jade carvings.
Posted by Lardi on :
...offered to trade cleo one of my Faberge eggs for one of her Ming Dynasty jade carvings.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...finally busted the Chanskoffetti Gang, notorious for dealing in fake "Ming Dynasty" jade carvings, "Fabegere" egg forgeries, and hot Italian "sports" cars.
Posted by cleome on :
...stayed one step ahead of the law by changing my surname to something a tad less... ethnic.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... was possessed by a demon.
Posted by Lardi on :
...was utterly charmed by the endless cavalcade of winning customers at work today.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...started my trip up the Amazon river.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...used my Toshiba sewing machine to sew an entire spring wardrobe out of yellow and blue checked seersucker!
I'm gonna be the dapperiest dude ever!
Posted by Lardi on :
...used "dapperiest" in conversation.
Posted by cleome on :
...decided that budgets are for sissies and went nuts with my Discover card.
Posted by dedman on :
...talked Cleome into buying me a canoe.
Posted by Lardi on :
...sniffed a cat's ass.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...took over a small town in northern Ohio.
Posted by dedman on :
...completed a 3D package for sale on Daz3D
Posted by Lardi on :
...bought $3.99 comics because I was so darn happy to be paying $4 for a comic book.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...actually felt like one of the DC back-ups was worth the additional $0.99
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...actually went to a comic book store on Wednesday.
Posted by cleome on :
...asked a lot of long, boring questions about Lantern-mania, providing a distraction so Rocky and Cobie could both flirt with the CBS staff.
Posted by dedman on :
...held up a bank. Money problems are over...who needs a loan?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...revealed to everyone my job as a CIA / surgeon that often must perform surgeries in the field in helicopters and such.
Posted by dedman on :
...wrecked my wife's car. Good thing I robbed that bank yesterday!
Posted by Dev Em on :
...decided to run for the Senate.
Posted by cleome on :
...donated 450,000 gallons of high-fructose corn syrup to Dev Em's campaign.
Posted by Lardi on :
...adopted seven of the Lindbergh baby clones.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...am going to fly to my Fortress of postatude!
Posted by Lardi on :
...adopted Alan Moore's beard.
Posted by cleome on :
...am drunk off my, er, rear.
Posted by dedman on :
...adopted two more cats
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... ran away and joined the circus.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...leaped from rooftop to rooftop singing "My Favorite Things".
Posted by Dev Em on :
...ate a Buick.
Posted by dedman on :
...rocked the casbah
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...farted the Star Spangled Banner.
Posted by Stealth on :
...persuaded Non Sequitor to light a match in the spot where Quis had been a moment ago. Non Sequitor go BOOM!
Posted by Lardi on :
...had an awesomely terrific day.
Posted by cleome on :
...was reminded by one of Lardi's other comments that I never get grumpy with my spouse. Yep. I'm just that perfect.
Posted by superboymddjr on :
is looking for the thread wondering about Cham statue being complete yet....needs help!!! Help!!
Posted by cleome on :
...keeled over dead from a beef overdose.
Posted by Stealth on :
...fully expect to get a good night's sleep.
Posted by dedman on :
...constructed a Cobalt Kid statue
Posted by Lardi on :
...constructed a statue of Alan Moore's beard (only the beard)!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...reluctantly crossed a picket line.
Posted by cleome on :
...am watching bootlegged first-run movies on my new plasma-screen, while drinking fine champagne and eating snails.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...Drove my brand new Vette off the lot.
Posted by dedman on :
...discovered what Dev is doing with his campaign funds!!
Posted by cleome on :
...decided all the candidates are lousy and wrote in the Sandler/Leno ticket instead.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...discovered that Deddy is stalking me.
Posted by cleome on :
...bought a Dodge Dart (forest green) just to display my campaign bumper sticker.
Posted by cleome on :
...am glued to the TV, watching basketball.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
frolicked in a field of daisies
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...had Sunday Brunch with Oprah, Cher, and Madonna.
Posted by cleome on :
...got a million-dollar arts grant from the CEO of a major insurance company.
Posted by cleome on :
...deleted all those posts on the internet where I said that CEOs of major insurance companies should all be lined up against a wall and shot. It took me sixteen hours, minus thirty minutes for lunch.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...went to Paraguay and saw Elvis and Ken Lay in a restaurant.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... went back in time and killed my grandfather when he was a baby.
Posted by Stealth on :
...went to Uruguay and gorged myself on red meat.
Posted by dedman on :
...caught the roadrunner
Posted by cleome on :
...went to a spa for some pampering. In true LMB fashion, I opted for both the male and female masseuse.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
ran a marathon...
Posted by Stealth on :
...showed everybody what a real winner looks like.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...discovered that I am a Lindburgh baby clone.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...became the Privacy Commissioner of Canada, for life.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...tried on some pantaloons.
Posted by dedman on :
...Did the mexican hat dance. Then the Lambata!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...accompanied deddy's dances musically.
Posted by Stealth on :
...did unscheduled performance art at a Peruvian restaurant.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... becan the lead feature of an award winning comic strip.
Posted by cleome on :
...didn't notice any confusing typos in Quis' previous post.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... stopped channeling Cobie.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...took over Rucka's Question back-up and gave it a point.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... released my Greatest Hits album.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...released my Greatest Tits album!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...was thankful that Lardy didn't release his greatest sh--'s album!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: ...was thankful that Lardy didn't release his greatest sh--'s album!
To be released this summer! Posted by dedman on :
...raised a fiercely devoted private army and took over a small tropical island. Then I developed a superweapon and held the world at ransom (There may have been something about that on the news) Then I got my ass kicked by some superhero/superspy type and I narrowly escaped while my island fortress blew up.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... encountered only nice, friendly, courteous people on the subway.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...poured myself a whiskey in my office and sat around while someone cooked me steak. And then said something brillant, got an extra bonus, and then it was decided all my days should be like this to increase the level of brillance!
Posted by Dev Em on :
...tried to take over the world!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...succeeded in taking over the world!
Posted by Stealth on :
...accepted Rocky's offer to serve under him as High Priestess of Peanuts. There's even gonna be a Peanuts-themed cathedral!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...worshipped at the Peanuts cathedral and gave my confession to Woodstock.
Posted by dedman on :
...went on this really cool camping trip with some friends at the lake. We done lots of drugs and had some pre-matital sex. Then this crazy dude comes along and trys to kill us all, but we threw him in the lake and ran away.
Posted by cleome on :
...cruised around Legion World without encountering any poop-related humor.
Posted by Dingleberry Damsel on :
...made my parents soooo proud! Posted by Ram Boy on :
...shaved my dog and told people she was a Hairless French Truffadoodle, a highly prized breed from the Normandy region of France, bred to sniff out truffles so that French kings could enjoy truffle&cheese casseroles.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...wanted a Truffadoodle!
Posted by Dev Em on :
...became King of the world.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...pissed a work of art in the dirt.
Posted by dedman on :
...got laser eye surgery and then cooked steaks with my new eyes
Posted by cleome on :
...reached a new peak in my overall net worth.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Dingleberry Damsel: ...accepted Rocky's offer to serve under him as High Priestess of Peanuts. There's even gonna be a Peanuts-themed cathedral!
Ya never know...
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...let a wet fart.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...saw Officer Taylor coming out of a Mrs. Mannerhuff's Charm School for Gentlemen.
Posted by dedman on :
...played bingo with some little old ladies. I won all their money!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...married a rich octogenarian.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...tried on Edie's nelly hat.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...became embroiled in an international spy saga via a case of mistaken identity!
Posted by cleome on :
...can kick back and just relaaaaaaaaax.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... am going hang gliding.
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Posted by dedman on :
...woke up with a cat sitting on my face
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...woke up with Tom Welling sitting on my...Oh, never mind.
Posted by dedman on :
...went on a top-secret mission to greenland. I spied on them. Troubling news LWers. They have an army of War-polar bears, and a navy consisting of Walrus`and Narwals. We must attack now!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...had lots and lots of casual sex!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... finished reading every book in the library.
Posted by cleome on :
...had lots and lots of casual sex while finishing every book in the library.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...started the Big Shots Prophylactic Company with 2 million dollars I found in my boyfriend's sock drawer.
Posted by dedman on :
...drank all the booze in western canada
Posted by Dingleberry Damsel on :
...turned "Poo Poo Like a Choo Choo" into a multiplatinum hit single.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...sampled "Poo Poo Like a Choo Choo" heavily for my new dance hit "DJ R-Boi vs Lady Dingleberry Damsel"
Posted by Dingleberry Damsel on :
...appeared in the music video for "DJ R-Boi vs. Lady Dingleberry Damsel" looking like Shirley Manson on acid.
Posted by dedman on :
...went on a date with Olivia Munn
Posted by cleome on :
...did over all my Barbies to look like Lady Gaga.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...finished filming a historical documentary that proves CONCLUSIVELY that John Adams and Adam Smith were actually the VERY same man.
It's titled "SILENCE! John Adams and Adam Smith Were One and The Same!"
Posted by dedman on :
...started a film documenting the Cobalt Kid pregnancy by father Ram Boy
Posted by cleome on :
...tuned in, turned on, and dropped out.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...got felt up thru my boob window.
Posted by cleome on :
...sewed myself a Lardy costume in plenty of time for Halloween '10.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...triplicated myself and discovered it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...triplicated myself and discovered it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...triplicated myself and discovered it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... propositioned Ram Boy for a menage a quatre.
Posted by cleome on :
Posted my totally awesome YouTube footage of Ram Boy, Ram Boy, Quislet, and Ram Boy!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...de-triplicated myself after my mom called to yell at me because my YouTube video, co-starring Quislet, Esq. and myself and myself, got her kicked off the church committee.
Thanks a lot, cleome.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... ran the Boston Marathon and didn't cheat this time.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...wondered why Quis started referring to himself as Rosie Ruiz.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...replaced Dan Didio at DC.
Posted by cleome on :
Subscribed to the entire DC line. Paid cash.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
fired my boss
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...peeled out of my garage at 85 mph then drove up a RAMP at the end of the driveway and landed on the passenger side wheels! I then proceeded to drive like that all the way to work without spilling a drop of coffee (which was particularly strong this morning)!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... inherited $250 million.
Posted by Crymsun on :
...was bitten by a radioactive muskrat.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...am in the best mood that I think I have ever been in.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
...hate all the activity my Roundtable thread's getting on Gym'll's.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... paid a visit to every single Legion Worlder in real life.
Posted by Crymsun on :
Invited Quis in for tea.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... helped Tiger Woods overcome his sex addiction.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
got hired to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol next season.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
wore a white wedding dress...
Posted by Crymsun on :
..became the new actor to play 'The Doctor' on Doctor Who.
Posted by cleome on :
...finished writing my fic, completely and totally on schedule.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... started a rival message board to Legion World.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...was the first to sign-up for Quis's new message board.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... gave away a special nelly hat to the first person to sign on my new message board.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...missed out on yet another opportunity to get a free nelly hat.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
became a world famous Psychologist
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...laid down on Matt's couch.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
treated EDE for free!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...started getting paranoid.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... put the finishing touches on my plans for world domination.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...wrote the perfect pop song.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
watched the entire Brady Bunch telelvision series
Posted by cleome on :
...took everyone on Legion World out to brunch at Milo's.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Stuffed myself with pancakes at Milo's.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
can't wait to do laundry!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... had my plans for world domination ruined by someone putting the syrup pitcher on them.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Thwarted a rival...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...legally changed my name to Johnny Biggenhung.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...bought a mint copy of Action #1 at auction.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...smelled Outdoor Miner's copy of Action #1 and decided it smelled more like cloves.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... gave fencing lessons to Ruth Buzzi.
Posted by cleome on :
...am well-rested and ready for a night of non-stop partying!
Posted by Kent on :
...am taking cleome and Fanfic Lass to a 90-style rave!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... going nude sunbathing on Boston Common.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...surfed an epic wave, in a string bikini, of course.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
*HIC* Watched a buncha kids viscoiuslyy mug a purple dinosaur... *HIC*
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Flew to Paris and back to go shopping...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...reinvented the wheel, snagging the patent in the process.
Posted by cleome on :
...took a pleasant nap after work, uninterrupted by telemarketers, honking horns outside and/or brawling housecats.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... stopped the oil leak in the Gulf by plugging the hole with BP executives, Goldman Sachs executives, and other big bank executives. Used their bonuses to fund schools, road repair, and job creation.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...presented Quislet, Esq. with the Earth's Choice Humanitarian of the Decade award for his noteworthy actions.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...married the number 14.
Posted by Kent on :
...consoled Elizabeth Taylor at having her record broken by Rockhopper Lad.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...wondered if allowing people to marry abstract objects like numbers would inevitably lead to people marrying *gasp* fictional characters.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...went to Tiffany's and bought Rocky and 14 a SILVER Cheese Planer using the Bonus Tiffany Points I earned by posting to this very thread.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I did not fantasize about seeing nude pics of Ram Boy, Lash and Rhino
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I did not kill this thread
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...ran faster than a speeding bullet.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
built an igloo
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...built an igloo faster than a speeding bullet, while not killing this thread.
Posted by cleome on :
...can't believe how much work I'm getting done!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... came up with a truly original idea.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
woke up feeling great
Posted by cleome on :
...decided on that lime-green Italian sportscar as my birthday gift to myself. Do you all think purple and yellow flames painted on the sides would be too garish?
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Do you all think purple and yellow flames painted on the sides would be too garish?
Of course not....if you were James Dean about to drag race Dennis Hopper in hell while the ghost of Jayne Mansfield sprinkled both of you with flaming fairy dust and Satan stood by farting glitter bombs across the finish line.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
... got some work done
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... donated to the Goldman Sachs Relief Fund.
Posted by cleome on :
...sold Ram Boy's "Hell's Raceway" script to Roger Corman. The movie should be out no later than next Thursday. I've already netted us enough profit from preliminary sales to buy a package of whole-grain hot dog buns and a large tub of laundry soap.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Corman just finished filming.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...watched it rain marshmallows, which was sort of pretty, but a mess to rake up.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...began work on my second script, "Hell's Raceway II: The Marshmallow Monsoon!"
It's based on a true story.
Posted by Sir Roy on :
...saw a peaceful world.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... caught a leprechaun. His pot of gold turned out to be full of foil wrapped chocolate coins. Not that I minded.
Posted by cleome on :
...bask in the afterglow.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was payed by cleome to follow her around pointing a flashlight at her butt.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... finished my blistering expose on the lives of message board posters.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
... sued Quislet, Esq. for defamation of character. Posted by dedman on :
...sold my house
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...bought ded's house with the money I made suing Quis for defamation of character.
Posted by dedman on :
...laughed all the way to the bank
Posted by cleome on :
...broke into the "classic rock" radio station and smacked their "wacky morning DJs" soundly in their heads with a large fish-- repeatedly until they fell down crying; while I castigated them on the air for NOT BEING FUNNY!!!
Grateful staff hustled me out of there before the cops showed up. I am now hero to millions of listeners all over the region.
Tonight, we hold a celebratory fish fry.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... was stalked by three strangers in masks
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... found my evil twin. He not such a bad guy actually.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
...pretended to be Quis's evil twin.
Which is a fairly evil thing to do if you think about it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Joined AC/DC as their lead bagpipe player.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
(And I thought I was being Evil.)
Posted by Kent on :
...set in motion a series of unstoppable events that will lead to a humungous Air Supply nostalgia craze.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
...was inspired by an unlikley source...
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
...wrestled a bear once.
Posted by cleome on :
...have more money than a sane person could possibly spend in a day.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... woke up next to Posted by Fat Cramer on :
... acquired the ability to communicate with trees.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
...woke up having magically become twenty years younger overnight, and looking exactly like Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...joined Cramer in a duet of "I Talk to the Trees".
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
...gave Rocky and Cramer's performance a glowing review on my blog.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... jetted to Rome for lunch. Then off to San Francisco for a hot date.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...stashed the loot at my secret base on Jupiter.
Posted by cleome on :
...won at life.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
...was informed that Lard Lad and Shadowplay had a one-night stand back in the earliest days of the LMB which I don't remember because she had regrets and mindwiped me.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...needed a mindwipe after reading the above.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
...co-starred as Synergy in the live-action revival of "Jem" starring Legion World's own Tempest.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
...sincerely believe that "Jem" was truly, truly outrageous.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...launched a competing grunge-era version with Courtney Love as Jem.
Posted by Kent on :
...just signed legislation that outlaws telemarketers forever. We start bombing in five minutes.
Posted by Jerry on :
decided that I want to rule the world...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...decided to step aside and let Matt take a shot at ruling the world.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
...decided to provide beer and sandwiches if Minor will become my advisor
Posted by Kent on :
...agreed to join on if I can get a case of Malbecs every month.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
...pretends to know what Malbecs are
Posted by cleome on :
...am not sad.
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
...continue, thanks to my magical rejuvenating transformation from a few days ago, to look exactly like Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...go visit Fanfic Lass for some tips on magical rejuvenation.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
love the idea of going back to work
Posted by cleome on :
...called in sick to work, cranked up the fan, and went back to bed.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
...got up really early.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...painted the town chartreuse.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
... am 30 years old, with red hair!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
...got up really late!
Posted by Kent on :
...accomplished nothing for a change!
Posted by cleome on :
...walked without hobbling!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...recalculated the Hindenburg Omen's formula based SOLELY on the performance of Starbuck's stock and ASTROLOGY!
Posted by cleome on :
...hired Dishman to be on call in Exnihil's neighborhood for the next week; thus solving at least one of the latter's current problems.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... went back to the gym
Posted by Abin Quank on :
...Owned the MMB!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...took back the MMB in a hostile takeover.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... stumped the panel on What's My Line.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...was on the panel Quis stumped. I sat between Dorothy and Arlene.
Posted by cleome on :
...was the gorgeous blonde gal with perfect teeth on the TV. I wore a spangly short dress while I pointed at the brand-new sports car that was today's game show prize.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...won the lottery for the fifth week in a row.
Posted by Kent on :
...was given a free hybrid car.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... gave a free concert with my accordian.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... cursed the scalper I paid 50 bucks for a ticket to Quis's concert
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...got a scalp message from the world's premier scalp masseuse, Otto Von Tingle.
Posted by cleome on :
...got my fabulous start-up off the ground. Decided to hire CT and his spouse. Our write-up on the front page of Friday's WSJ is lookin' GOOD!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...handed out money to everybody, just for the fun of it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... successfully pulled of a bank robbery.
Posted by cleome on :
...found out that Quis shot the deputy, not the sheriff.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...went in to get my new driver's license and Mario Testino, who was the guest photographer at the BMV, posed me nude atop a Mercedes-Benz and then he kept yelling at me to make love to the camera but, when I didn't do it right, he threw his camera bag at me and said he never ever wants to work with me again!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...read the new Brave and Bold adventures of Chief Taylor and Chief Parker.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... got the copyright to the word "the". Everytime you use the word "the" you owe me a nickel.
Posted by cleome on :
...typed "___quick brown fox jumped over ___ lazy dog."
I'm on a tight budget again this week.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...started using bite-me-Quis phrase "bite-me-Quis" in place of bite-me-Quis word "bite-me-Quis".
I'm sticking it to bite-me-Quis Man!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
...Officially banned pants from the house.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... saved a ton of money on car insurance
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... finally figured out how to make the world a perfect place where there are no wars, no famine, no disease, no global warming, no endangered species. All we have to do is....wait is that the time? Project Runway is almost on. I hope I don't forget this while watching the show.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...handed the pharmacist my prescription and yelled "STAT!".
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...tried out for the Laff-A-Lympics. I think there's a spot on the Yogi Yahooeys.
Posted by Kent on :
...celebrated Dag Hammerskold Day at the Swedish Embassy.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...convinced Keith Giffen to become an American Idol judge.
Posted by cleome on :
...learned to stop worrying and love the "classic rock" barrage at the warehouse like a good worker ant should.
Posted by dedman on :
...read the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...went back in time and became Elvis Presley's manager.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...was cast as the new school librarian on Glee.
Posted by ActorLad on :
...grew a pair of wings.
Posted by Kent on :
...had A.L. fly me around running errands.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... succeeded in my experiments to make the world's first pickle flavored ice cream.
Posted by cleome on :
...plan on repeating all of yesterday's insane overindulgences, just because.
Posted by Dev Em on :
...am the King of the World.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...cleansed the world of the scourge of Honey Baked Hams.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: ... succeeded in my experiments to make the world's first pickle flavored ice cream.
... developed an unsightly rash after sampling Quis' creation
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...became double-jointed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... entered into my fantasy world. Good bye reality! Hello new reality!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...trained my cockatiel, Margot Kidder Jr, to say "I taught myself to live simply and wisely, to look at the sky and pray to God, and to wander long before evening to tire my superfluous worries. When the burdocks rustle in the ravine and the yellow-red rowanberry cluster droops I compose happy verses about life's decay, decay and beauty. I come back. The fluffy cat licks my palm, purrs so sweetly and the fire flares bright on the saw-mill turret by the lake. Only the cry of a stork landing on the roof occasionally breaks the silence. If you knock on my door I may not even hear."
Posted by cleome on :
...have taken to heart our Vice President's stern instructions to "stop whining!" What a great guy! I can't wait to send his party all my money!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
... called the UFC, and have arranged for Biden vs. Cheney at the next Pay per View.
Posted by cleome on :
...told him he can't plant me in his penthouse. I'm goin' back to my plow.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
have a pain-free ankle.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... worked out in the nude at my gym.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
...didn't have an annoying day at work at ALL!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...composed eleven waltzes for Twyla Tharp
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2010.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... announced my campaign for president in 2012. Donations welcome.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...started working on Quis' campaign speeches. Getting "nosferatu" into the economic platform stuff much easier than expected.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... fired Outdoor Miner as my speech writer for not being anti-tomato enough. Being Pro-tomato or Anti-tomato is the litmus test of my campaign.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...announced my candidacy for President on a pro-tomato, pro-lemur, pro-Nosferatu platform.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...became a fair and unbiased obverser of the Quiz campaign for Fox News.
Posted by Kent on :
...got an autographed picture of Bob Uruguay.
Posted by cleome on :
...proved my patriotism by purchasing a controlling interest in all of 2012's candidates for high office.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...watched a fair, unbiased and SHOCKING expose about Quislet, Esq. on Fox News. (he needs to release his birth certificate and PROVE he wasn't born in Uruguay!)
Posted by ActorLad on :
...went on an Epic Quest.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...made the final decision on where I stood in the Ultimate Battle Between Good & Evil.
Posted by cleome on :
...threw my lot in with OM's team, in exchange for some Tastykake Krimpets and a new box of swivel knife blades.
Posted by future king on :
...finally saw the ghost of Elvis Presley at my local Wal-Mart.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...pefected my Elvis Presley Hologram Generator.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...went outside with my vampire buddies Tadd, Tobi and Dustin, where we sparkled gaily in the autumn sunlight.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...posed for the new Statue of Liberty.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...bought the old Statue of Liberty and put it out in the garden next to my gnomes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... I composed a new poem.
Give me your tired, your thirsty Your lethargic masses yearning to be more energetic, The unsatisfied customers of other coffee shops Send these, the upwardly mobile office working to me I lift my coffee pot beside the almond biscotto.
Posted by cleome on :
...had to stop working on my Halloween vampire gnome costume when my sparkle budget was temporarily exhausted.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... turned down a role in "Legion of Super-Heroes the Movie"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...opted not to direct "Legion of Super-Heroes: The Movie", after Sharky left and Megan Fox was cast as Tinya.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...am disappointed that Megan Fox is playing Tinya rather than my first choice, Sharklad.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...vowed to boycott the new LSH movie until Sharklad is recast as R.J. Brande.
Posted by future king on :
... nominated Sharklad for Deputy Leader of the 'LSH The Movie'.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... called my good friend Glenn Beck and told him to knock it off.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... fired my agent for bad career advice
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...turned down yet another chance to direct the Legion movie after Sharklad's ex-agent got Glenn Beck the role of Braniac 5.
Posted by future king on :
...can't wait to pick up LSH #6! Also cannot wait to read the Jimenez drawn Legion Academy back up as well! Posted by SharkLad on :
... felt well enough to get out of bed and drive to the CBS
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... have decided that my first act as supreme dictator of the Earth will be to have all the real housewives, A-list (that's the gay version of real housewives), the Kardashians, the Hills, Jersey shores, and all other reality shows of this type be taken to the middle of the jungle in the Congo and left there with just the clothes on their backs. I am not sure if I should have it filmed or not.
Posted by cleome on :
...had no trouble at all reining in my temper. Nope. None.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...bought a condo near the Nexus of All Realities. Vacation options now increased exponentially.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
decided that clowns are good and kind
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...bought a giraffe.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
took a walk without stepping in goose poop.
Posted by future king on :
... counted all the stores that sell Halloween costumes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
...sent Quis a surf board.
Posted by ActorLad on :
...didn't have a cow, man.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...broke my nose.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... threw a tea party
Posted by future king on :
... just woke up!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...realized that two of my recent posts in Legion World are about poop. Now three.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
.. moved to Washington DC. My new residence is a nice townhouse in Georgetown. My new job is fairly easy and pays well.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...replaced Congress with a local troop of Girl Scouts. Free cookies for everyone!
Posted by future king on :
... gave strategic instuction to all Canadian geese about which prominant American cities to invade.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...watched with relief as write-in candidates, with no political affiliation, swept the U.S. mid-term elections.
Posted by future king on :
... ate too much pizza again, and as luck would have it, we're all out of extra-strength Tums ... again!
Posted by Kent on :
...voted six times each in eight different states, thanks to my Diebold friends.
Posted by cleome on :
...wrote in The Sid to be County Treasurer. I figured that my erstwhile comrades in civil service could use a good laugh.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... rejected by the Legion of Substitute Heroes.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
....won the World Shuffleboard Tournament.
Posted by Power Boy 06 on :
... packed for Boston and New York.
Posted by future king on :
... set up Lar Gand and Tasmia Mallor on a blind date.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...found a bag of money on the street. Adventure awaits as it's owners come looking.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
...was extremely productive, working weeks ahead on my various projects.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
... took care of my Mongolian foot rot.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
...didn't stray from my diet.
Posted by future king on :
... have to try again to sign up for those hard-to-get archery lessons given by Lady Gaga.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
...was awakened with sexual foreplay.
Posted by ActorLad on :
...found six impossible things.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
...found out that my wife found a job.
Posted by IMALASHFAN2 on :
...told my goody two-shoes stepdaughter that she needed a hobby then locked her in a tower with a spindle and a grumpy dwarf. She'll thank me later.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
...sold my pilot for a show about message board posters to the CW.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
...wrote a fanfic in which Quis sold a pilot for a show about message board posters to the CW.
Posted by future king on :
...dreamt I not only had super powers but that they were writing my life story in a comic book.
Posted by IMALASHFAN2 on :
...tried out for the role of Rockhopper Lad on the new CW show Quislet World and was told I came off as too unapproachable and moody. The good news is that they're now considering me for the role of Outdoor Miner.
Posted by future king on :
... heard from my agent that they finally came to their senses over there at the Smallville production office and decided to cast me as Jo Nah AKA Ultra Boy in an upcoming episode. I spend the entire espisode walking around Smallville (with my UB costume under my clothes) acting like I know Clark until he finally uses his powers to "get a better look" at who I am. Eeek! Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
...didn't care at all that I just claimed post 1000 of this thread because I'm no milestone whore.
Posted by QuisLASH, Esq. on :
... finalized my plans to kidnap Chief Taylor and take him to Comic Con.
Posted by Kent LASH on :
...smuggled Chief Taylor to freedom in Somalia, so he can live out his days without abductions or comic cons.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Realized there will be NO flying cars in my lifetime.. (SIGH)
Posted by Kent LASH on :
...won the lottery. again.
It's starting to get boring, it happens so often.
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
...am living the High Life in everyone's dream getaway, Somalia.
Posted by future king on :
... was chosen to be the voice of Darth Vader for yet another new Star Wars cartoon (oh sorry, animated series).
Posted by Chief Tay-LASH on :
...reminded future king that Darth Vader is from the planet Vulcan.
Posted by future king on :
... believed everything Chief Tay-LASH had to say, and still do!
[ November 15, 2010, 08:52 AM: Message edited by: future king ]
Posted by cLSHeome on :
...haven't a care in the world!
Posted by future king on :
... wish I could ditto cLSHeome's comment about not having a care in the world! LOL
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
...found a snake in my boots. Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
...discovered a new isotope of bananas.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... finished translating the collected works of Jacqueline Susann into Esperanto.
Posted by future king on :
... learned the hard way that a water moccasin is not a Native American fashion statement. Ouch!
Posted by cLSHeome on :
...ate healthy.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
...didn't blow over $40 on comic books.
Posted by future king on :
... got a call from Cosmic Boy this morning and I'm needed in the 31st century, again!
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
...found a cool million under my mattress I'd forgotten I'd stashed there, then applied for food stamps anyway.
Posted by future king on :
... am having lunch with Michelle Obama.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
...was not awakened from a sound sleep by rampaging housecats who wanted their breakfast at 4AM.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...introduced the Great Bobbleheads of Legion World Collection on my site, GreatBobbleheadsof.com, and within minutes we sold out of MLLASHes and cleomeses. The kissing Kents and Quises are another story.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
see the elegant nuances of The Space Circus of Death storyline from Superboy and the Legion of Super Heroes 260 and 261
Posted by future king on :
... designed a full line of Legion Of SuperHeroes bathing suits, just in time to coincide with the summer Euro line.
Posted by Hrista Spjóti on :
...won Finland in a game of poker.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
...am blowing off all my chores and going back to bed.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
...didn't peek before I flushed. Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... was abducted by aliens and they you know what me.
Posted by future king on :
... told the people at Quislet, Esq's work to stop drugging his coffee.
Posted by cLSHeome on :
...outed myself to the general public as a vengeance-thirsting Durlan assassin.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Held a moment of silence for one Kimball Zendak rest in peace Chief........
Now back to live action.
Posted by Chief Tay-LSH on :
Rested in peace.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Found me a piece. (ba dum dum).
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Invented spacherhammen.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... bought that beach house in Tahiti.
Posted by dedman on :
...sent my wife to work hungry
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...consolidated the USA into nine states. I now live New Arkantexahomadotah.
Posted by future king on :
... contacted Marvel Comics and talked them into resurrecting Nightcrawler.
They said they would be ok with it but only if I could guaranty that this would boost the sagging sales of their existing 10,000 bland, X-Men related titles. Otherwise they will wait their usual 2.5 years before bringing him back from the "dead".
I respectfully declined.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Finished my script combining "The Time Tunnel, Wild Wild West, Dr Who and Alias Smith and Jones." Get ready for "6 West Guys A TunnelingTardis and A Who".
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
.... arranged a mass turkey escape.
Posted by future king on :
... was almost killed trying to avoid 900 crazed, stampeding turkeys.
Posted by cleome on :
...take a breather from worrying about money.
Posted by cleome on :
...crossbred a Kill This Thread with a Non-Sequitor Thread and blew up the universe!
D'oh! Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Stood in my back yard soaking up the yellow sun rays and floated 10 feet off the ground. At this rate I should be flying by the time I'm 50.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... was very proud of my troop of Boy Spies of America. They all earned their Assassination and Seduction badges.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...caught lightnin' in a jar.
Posted by cleome on :
...became a Double Time Trapper. Nothin' to it.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...picked fresh strawberries from my amazing aquaponics greenhouse.
Posted by future king on :
... wished I knew what becoming a "Double Time Trapper" meant.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...explained that "Double Time Trapper" is a profoundly perverse sexual euphemism.
Posted by cleome on :
...knew there was no way the Chief would ever lie about something like that. Posted by future king on :
... questioned the state of a universe where sex and the Time Trapper were somehow connected!
Posted by cleome on :
...found this awesome new book at an online bookstore: Chief Lardy's Deluxe Guide To Getting & Keeping The Mate Of Your Dreams. Decided to send copies of same to everyone on my gift list!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...concocted a killer dessert and called it "Double Time Trapper".
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Wondered what the difference between a Double Time Trapper and a Rusty Venture is? Posted by cleome on :
...got my hands on this book, too! (And without selling any of my organs! Yay!)
Posted by future king on :
... went back in time and re-invented the snow tire but this time with nice rims already attached.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...had to dig snow out of the driveway as usual.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...got to eat my lunch in peace for the first time in ages.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...ate Cobie's lunch as he soaked in the peace!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...now hungry and relaxed, made my way down to Legion World's Red Light District.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...will have the team from Architectural Digest here to photograph the house and grounds.
Posted by future king on :
... applied for Legion membership but was denied as my power is not a natural one but based on sugar intake.
Posted by dedman on :
...kicked the cats out till they got a job.
Posted by future king on :
... started a business where cats were the dominating work force, for fear of them not being able to return to their homes (owned by tyrannical cat owners).
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... was visited by three ghosts who tried to show me the true meaning of Christmas.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...was about to commit suicide, but then my guardian angel showed me what the world would have been like had I never existed.
Posted by cleome on :
...got my spouse a gig proving in a court of law that this dude we met last week is really THE Kris Kringle.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...trained my abominable snowman, Abominable Snowman, to sing and tap dance.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...learned the true meaning of Christmas from a friend while I was trying to direct a Christmas play. Then I went home to find out my dog had won first prize in the neighborhood lights and display contest.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...parlayed my horribly disfigured nose into a gig flying lead on some old guys sleigh once a year.
Posted by future king on :
... got a job councelling on the Island of Misfit Toys.
Posted by cleome on :
...fed Herschel, Moishe, Shlomo, and the other livestock before heading off to my day job.
Posted by dedman on :
...shovelled my driveway
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... got into a sword fight with Rush Limbaugh and at a crucial moment, he said "Quislet, I am your father!"
Posted by future king on :
... watched that father/son sword fight on my alternate reality television set, and it was really touching!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Was awaken by the Luck Lords, who told me to go to a convenience store buy a lottery ticket and wait for my luck to change
[ December 21, 2010, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: Lucifer07 ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
... flung some feces at the wall after someone stole my banana
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...exchanged bodies with my dog, and proceeded to eat the wool carpet. It really is quite tasty!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...destroyed every existing copy of every Nirvana album ever released!
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Called my Congressman and demanded he draft legislation banning Zagnuts.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Sent a delicious marzipan bust of myself to every member of Legion World.
Now when I say bite me, you can!
Posted by future king on :
... checked with Santa Claus and, yup I was right, I'm NOT getting a present again this year due to the whole naughty thing that happened a few months ago ... Posted by cleome on :
...wondered what's been the point of my lifetime of virtue and niceness, given that Santa never visits my place anyway.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was so upset by Santa's treatment of future king and cleome that I FIRED him and began searching for a suitable replacement!
It's gonna be a tough decision. #3 (Trevor Kringle) has the traditional look down pat, but #7 (Raoul Kringle) sure does look Merry. He's also the only one who showed up with a beard (sort of).
I think I'm gonna save #8 (Butch Kringle) for when I fire Cupid.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm surprised you don't just fire all the reindeer now and have those guys pull your sleigh.
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: I'm surprised you don't just fire all the reindeer now and have those guys pull your sleigh.
Thats the job for the "losers" Posted by future king on :
... just got back from the North Pole. I had to stay overnight as I was partying a bit too much with Santa and all the elves.
Posted by cleome on :
...had tea and petis fours with Ram Boy and his Legion of Kringles.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... remodeled my basement
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...wanna put on....mymymymymy Boogie Shoes (DUH-nuh)...and boogie with you! (DUH-nuh)
Posted by future king on :
... wanna get down tonight, pu pu pum, get down tonight! Do a little dance....
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... met the love of my life.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... went to Macy's to buy Quis something off of his registry
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...saw a flying lemur holding a tomato.
Posted by ActorLad on :
...found a lion & a witch in my wardrobe.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...speed-read all the books on my To Read list.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: ...saw a flying lemur holding a tomato.
... took that same hit of acid as RL. Only this time the lemur was hold me! Eeek!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...saw a flying tomato holding a lemur.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: ... went to Macy's to buy Quis something off of his registry
I am only registered at Tiffany's.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...had Breakfast at Tiffany's with Quiz. I had a spinach&cheese frittata. He had a diamond necklace and a matching tiara.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...took Quis to the dentist after he tried to eat a diamond necklace.
Posted by cleome on :
...sent Quis that $5 Mal-Wart gift cert that I failed to unload on craigslist this week.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...lovingly Naired cleome's hobbit feet.
Posted by future king on :
... woke up in one year but will probably fall asleep in another.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Will spend all day trying to get this dang Flight Ring to work, wish me luck...
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Chief Lardy: ...lovingly Naired cleome's hobbit feet.
Did up the Chief's feet in a lovely electric blue nail polish with neon purple glitter. Red rhinestones on each big toe, of course.
His wife's gonna' be soooooo surprised the next time he takes off his shoes!
[ December 31, 2010, 08:06 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had a pedicure. They buffed my webbing beautifully.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome:
quote:Originally posted by Chief Lardy: ...lovingly Naired cleome's hobbit feet.
Did up the Chief's feet in a lovely electric blue nail polish with neon purple glitter. Red rhinestones on each big toe, of course.
His wife's gonna' be soooooo surprised the next time he takes off his shoes!
She's often threatened to do pretty much that to me...that and shave my chest. Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... finally got time to go in reverse.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...saved time in a bottle.
Posted by future king on :
... and my wife are going to my in-laws for lunch and then my parents at night for dinner. More food!!! Posted by SharkLad on :
... ate pancakes with the actual Aunt Jemima
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...had the day off, as I do all holidays working in retail.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... greeted Chief Lardy on his day off. (Hi Lardy!)
Posted by future king on :
... am going to split into two people, one to go into work 'cause someone's called in sick, and the other so I can do the things for myself that I had planned to do today.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...grew a second weiner.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... hired Lardy for the porn movie I'm about to shoot, "Double XL"
Posted by cleome on :
...got the French's Mustard company a lucrative product placement deal in Sharky's new movie.
Posted by Jerry on :
...decided to be the first in line to see Sharky's new porn movie. I'm a huge fan of clever product placement after all.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... flew my Leer jet up to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the sun.
Posted by future king on :
... have a meeting with Stan Lee. It seems he wants me to star in the next Marvel Comics movie.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
You too Future King? Well may the best man win..
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... successfully mastered the accordion.
Posted by future king on :
... left a swath of death and destruction in my wake.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...grew a third weiner for the sequel "Triple XL".
Posted by SharkLad on :
... mortgaged my house to secure financing for my latest six-part porn epic starring Lardy's ever-expanding mighty members...
Posted by future king on :
... actually have to clean about 10 centimeters of snow off my car! Posted by ActorLad on :
...was dancing in the street.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Mistakenly did a "Indian Snow Dance" instead of "The Bring Warmer Weather Dance". Oooopppsss!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Joined Post Whores Anonymous under an alias!
(psst, it's Posty D'urbervilles)
Posted by SharkLad on :
... had to stay home because of all the snow
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...am working on the fourth weiner.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... succeeded in obliterating all knowledge of Alfred Hunter from all of history. "Who is Alfred Hunter?" you ask? You don't want to know. Just thank me for erasing his existence.
Posted by future king on :
... called in sick to work because I thought I'd stay home and work on a new 'reputation re-acclamation' campain for Shadow Lass.
[ January 08, 2011, 04:57 AM: Message edited by: future king ]
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: ... mortgaged my house to secure financing for my latest six-part porn epic starring Lardy's ever-expanding mighty members...
...sent Sharky his big, fat check from the agency that pitches Grey Poupon. This should be an even more lucrative product placement than the last one!
Posted by future king on :
... am going to stay home and tend my singed wings. I flew too close to the sun again yesterday.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...auditioned for Degrassi: The Next Generation and landed the coveted role of Ryker Dylan, the party boy senior whose been held back 15 years! I have two lines of dialogue in my first episode-
"Hey, everybody, where's the party?!"
and
"It sucks that she dumped you like that, man. Here, have some booze and cocaine."
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... solved for x.
Posted by future king on :
... won the lottery yesterday so I'm going shopping for a new, um ... EVERYTHING this afternoon.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...hired a handsome, muscular, shirtless manservant to...help me around the house.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... booked a flight to Texas to help Rocky find things for his new "personal assistant" to do
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
...hired someone to fart for me, so I don't have to.
Posted by future king on :
... have to count all my vast millions and decide which paradise vacation I should go on.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... sky dived - naked.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...picked up my instructions from the drop.
Posted by cleome on :
...asked Kent to spend two weeks in Maui with me. All expenses paid. That should get everyone's tongues wagging around here! Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... frollicked in the snow.
Posted by future king on :
... walked for miles and miles in the snow using my morphing snowshoe rabbit-like feet.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...worked on my weather modification machine. Almost ready!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was at a hardware store and watched as a cackling mad scientist demanded to know why they didn't carry fractual combobulators!
[ January 13, 2011, 08:44 AM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by cleome on :
...called in sick and borrowed Rocky's manservant for the day.
Click Here For A SpoilerThe garage and the pantry were both in an impossible condition and SOMETHING had to be done! Tsk. Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Took my kid for minor surgery. He's fine.
Posted by future king on :
... didn't like the way my horns and spiked tail looked so I traded them in for a pair of wings and a halo. I know, I know .... awwwwwww!!! Posted by cleome on :
...had all the answers.
Posted by future king on :
... am able to sunbathe in my backyard due to the fact that it's so warm outside!
Posted by SharkLad on :
... am putting the final touches to my Golden Globe acceptance speech for my nomination as Best Actor in a Bollywood musical
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...finished every fanfic I ever left incomplete.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... had a nice luncheon date with Glenn Beck.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...was sunbathing with Future King.
Posted by future king on :
... won't have to wear extra warm gloves and a touque today since it's going to be somewhere around -19 degrees C with the windchill!
Posted by ActorLad on :
...built a perpetual motion machine.
Posted by cleome on :
...got plastic surgery so I could look just like my long-time idol: Pat Boone!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...ran a marathon.
Posted by future king on :
... benchpressed a whopping 600lbs!
Posted by dedman on :
...admired future king flexing
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...broke out the ol' magic kit and sawed my assistant, the lovely DeeDee Desiree, right in half. I then reattached her and turned her into a big, scary chicken-woman before I sent her to another dimension via the Box of 10,001 Mysteries.
I imagine she's gonna want a raise when she gets back.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...saw Colonel Sanders chasing DeeDee Desiree. He had a Fryolater and eleven herbs and spices standing by.
Posted by cleome on :
...legally changed my last name to "Fryolater."
Posted by ActorLad on :
...found my soul-mate & tragically lost her in a Tilt-A-Whirl accident.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... left for my Egyptian vacation.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...ate bacon.
Posted by cleome on :
...lounged on the couch in front of my brand-new big-screen set. I watched live news footage of Quis helping a band of righteously angry students tip over a burning cop car, while I munched on an awesome slice of bacon quiche that Rocky insisted I take home after his drinks party.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...was jubilant beyond words.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... fulfilled my destiny as the lost heir to the throne of Atlantis
Posted by future king on :
... must close down Camelot castle, for the annual winter renovations.
Posted by cleome on :
...am financially solvent.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...motted the hoople.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... cooked Apricot and Honey Stuffed Mackerel for my formal candlelight supper.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...blessed Quis' mackerel, which makes it holy.
Posted by ActorLad on :
...swam across the English Channel.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...sprouted antennae.
Posted by future king on :
... have decided to walk to Florida instead of drive or fly. It's too damn cold up here! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...was named one of Out Magazine's 100 most eligible gay bachelors.
Posted by Ann Hebistand on :
...won every conceivable show business award for just being ME.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... was named one of Out Magazine's 100 most fashionable gay shark-like creatures
Posted by ActorLad on :
...became friends with Fin Fang Foom. He's a really nice kaiju, he's just misunderstood.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... answered an ad on Craigslist only to find out the other guy was Rick Warren.
Posted by future king on :
... will finally organize all of my 1,594,618 comics and properly bag them all at the same time. Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
...taught my cat to use the toilet.
Posted by future king on :
... taught my cat to fill in for me at work. Just in case ...
Posted by SharkLad on :
... filed a restraining order against Flo Rida
Posted by future king on :
... filed a restraining order against Gisele Bundchen. What can I say, she wants me.
Posted by cleome on :
...acquired pirated downloads of every comic book ever published.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... cracked the code for Colonel Sander's secret recipe... I never would have guessed gila monster saliva
Posted by future king on :
... figured out how they get the caramel inside the Caramilk bars.
Posted by cleome on :
...put eight great tomatoes in a little bitty can...
Click Here For A Spoiler...and left them gift-wrapped on Quislet, Esq.'s front porch as a prank. Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...auditioned for a role in an upcoming Broadway revival of The King and I.
Posted by cleome on :
...can't believe how many important tasks I've accomplished prior to the clock striking One!
Posted by SharkLad on :
... joined the glee club... of space!
Posted by Dev Em on :
...ran around the world...in a Flash!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... flashed the world
Posted by dadman on :
...cooked a turkey then ate the whole thing!
Posted by future king on :
... wrote a fan letter to Justin Bieber and Seina Gomez, telling them how much I approve of their union.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... launched a quest to find out who actually did put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...climbed every mountain.
Posted by future king on :
... waved my magic wand and made all the stupid snow outside disappear!
Posted by Power Boy on :
.... restored the space time continuum.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...discovered the heretofore unknown absorbent qualities of watercress.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... invented the next big thing. I hope it sells better than the next little thing I invented last year.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...invested in Quislet's next big thing.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
... bought one of Quis's little things and realized it's actually quite nice.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... followed a talking rabbit with a pocket watch down a hole in my backyard and ended up in Newark, NJ
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... had a showing of my artwork at the Gardner Museum.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... drunk dialed Oprah only to have her get President Obama to exile me to Togo
Posted by cleome on :
...went to the Unemployment office for another merry round of pointless humiliation, instead of blowing off the pain for one more day so I could stay home and do art-related things.
Posted by cleome on :
...legalized my lows Wore my summer clothes into New Orleans...
Posted by SharkLad on :
Went to the gym...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...was cast in a role on One Life to Live.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... had chocolate cake for breakfast.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...took a long nap.
Posted by cleome on :
...have nothing consequential on my mind at all, and thus nothing at all to do.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...bought a solid gold telephone pole.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: ...bought a solid gold telephone pole.
<thinking I may not sleep tonight for imaginary curiosity about this>
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...rented out my solid gold telephone pole for use in maypole dancing.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
...held a seance and conversed with the spirit of William Henry Harrison.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... surf the wild woods on my barcolounger that was converted into a unmobious chair, infused with the power of one thousand virgins from the hollywood machine.
Posted by cleome on :
...opened an authentic Viennese coffee shop and bakery.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...bought a strudel at Cleome's Viennese bakery.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... am a man!
Posted by cleome on :
...found out Quislet, Esq. was moonlighting as a cellist in the legendary group 101 Strings!
Posted by Dev Em on :
...won 15 million dollars in the lottery.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...lost track of thyme.
Posted by cleome on :
...don't feel the slightest urge to fake my own death in lieu of undergoing yet another job interview.
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
...built a death ray.
Posted by Dev Em on :
Decided that Ruler of the Universe has a nice ring to it.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...lived happily ever after.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...met Julie Andrews for lunch.
Posted by cleome on :
...updated my IMDB profile.
Posted by Dev Em on :
Cashed that check I wrote myself for 1 million dollars...hope it doesn't bounce.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...bought a condo at 123 Sesame Street. I'll live right above Bert and Ernie.
Posted by cleome on :
...used my godlike powers of biscuit-making to re-create the scene below for hungry people all over the world!
Posted by SharkLad on :
... enjoyed many, many of cleome's bisquits
Posted by cleome on :
...practiced my karaoke version of "Harvey The Wonder Hamster" for the big contest at the Tiki bar tomorrow night!
Posted by future king on :
... went for swim in my backyard, because it was so warm today.
Posted by cleome on :
...had the landscapers put in that Italian marble Koi pond and fountain that I've always wanted.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... retired
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... got a job surfing the internet. The pay is $75k a year, health insurance fully paid for, 5 weeks vacation, and a fully vested retirement plan.
Posted by cleome on :
...hung out at the gym with Quis. He was embarrassed when I hooted at the towel boys and tipped over the vending machine in my search for a free energy drink, but I expect he'll get over it.
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
...found a hot boy that wasn't a pervert.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...discovered the meaning of life.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...looked up "life" in the dictionary to find out what Fanfic Lady knows.
Posted by future king on :
... wished Dev Em a Happy Birthday! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Broke 7000 posts on legionworld!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Bill Gates.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...sat on my ass because of the rain.
Posted by future king on :
.... imagined what my life would be like if I went into the Adult Movie industry.... Posted by rickshaw1 on :
will break 7200 posts.
Posted by future king on :
... plan on having a nice relaxing Sunday off work (since I only had to work the last 8 Sundays in a row). This IS the "imaginary" version isn't it? *sigh*
Posted by SharkLad on :
... did all of the work I brought home on Friday
Posted by cleome on :
...landed that job I spent four-plus hours applying for last Friday.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
Wonderful news, cleome!
Posted by cleome on :
But why is all my good news only happening in a parallel universe-thread, Professor?
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... skipped lunch. The extra half an hour allowed me to develope an inexpensive non-polluting energy source.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... won a paintball tournament
Posted by future king on :
... made some wonderful new friends!
Posted by SharkLad on :
landed a job as Donald Trump's PR guy
Posted by cleome on :
...treat Mom to some caviar and vintage champagne.
Posted by future king on :
... Flew around in my superhero costume just to see if anyone would notice.
Posted by cleome on :
...wrote an opera.
Posted by future king on :
... wrote the pilot script for a new prime-time sitcom featuring various members from Legion World! Posted by cleome on :
...realized that sorting and shelving fan belts eight hours a day is the dream job I've waited for all these years!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...placed an order for #1 Justin Bieber Fan belt buckles!
Posted by future king on :
... ran out and bought every last copy of Jennifer Lopez's new alb.......... oh who am I kidding? I can't even finish my thought without cracking up!! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...enrolled future king in the Jennifer Lopez Automatic Download of the Day Club.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...married Ultra Boy.
Posted by Jerry on :
...gasped in horror as the slugfest between Rocky and Tinya turned ugly.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...wiped the floor with Tinya.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... got a mohawk
Posted by cleome on :
...hung around outside the elementary schoolyards of America, passing out promotional flight rings to our youth.
Click Here For A SpoilerNot only did DC not thank or comp me for doing their legwork, they disavowed all knowledge of my actions when somebody's parent called the cops! Grrr... Posted by Pov on :
...thought about you and touched my self. I don't want anybody else, oh no...
(Oh, wait, imaginary thread... MY bad...) Posted by cleome on :
(Jeez. Buy a dude one pint of ice cream and suddenly he starts getting all kinds of weird ideas... Tsk.)
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
...started following Rep Weiner on Twitter.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... received a lewd photo from Mitt Romney
Posted by future king on :
... won the lottery so I'm quittin' my job and opening up my own comic book/novelty chain of stores across the country.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...decided to rest the concept of a certain DC editorial type.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...got everything done I needed to get done.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
. . . found a cure for poverty by doing away with money entirely!
Posted by cleome45 on :
...took up needlepoint again, because I don't have enough distractions/obsessions in my life.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Spent the night tracking suburban werewolves and finally discovered their filthy werewolf lair.
It's in Maple Oak Pine Gables Buttercreek Estates!
(The security werewolf at the front gate wouldn't let me in though)
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... spent the day cuddling in bed with my husband before he left for his modeling assignment.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... was given a power ring by a dying purple alien
Posted by cleome45 on :
...realized that Quis and I are both married to the same man!!11
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
... realized that I am married to both Quis and cleome45. Posted by future king on :
... Had a nice long talk with my cat and she agreed that she's finish off my work week for me. What a great cat!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
...slew a giant spider, a bunch of kobolds, and some tentacles goblins.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...sat on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll away...
Posted by SharkLad on :
... took a seat next to cleome
Posted by Pov on :
...farted. Really, REALLY loudly. I'm so glad I live alone. Posted by Pov on :
Oh, wait, I posted in the Imaginary version... D'OH! >_< Posted by cleome45 on :
...lent Abin a roll of quarters so he could do his laundry.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Sailed my catamaran, The Seasick Kitty, up and down the coast of Lake Michigan, stopping at several ports of call to assure each of my lonely sweethearts that I haven't completely forgotten about them.
Oh, and to drop off some laundry with each of them.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had a date with Brian Unger, commentator, actor and well-muscled host of the History Channel's How the States Got Their Shapes.
Posted by future king on :
... met with Lady Gaga yesterday and we hammered out the songs and looks she's be sporting for her next album in 2012. This quality, creative time we make for each other, every six months or so, has really seemed to help her career these past few years!
Posted by cleome45 on :
...started work on this year's Halloween costume. I like to plan ahead.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...was delighted to discover that I'm a direct descendant of legendary stage actress Sarah Bernhardt.
It finally explains my nickname "Drama Queen".
Posted by future king on :
... suddeny had all my worn out teeth fall out and be replaced with brand new teeth, not unlike how elephants replace their teeth through their lives. Almost like a conveyor belt.
Either that or it must be my birthday tomorrow! Posted by cleome45 on :
...bummed $19.65 off Quis.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...got a lot of work done.
(Isn't there always tomorrow?)
Posted by cleome45 on :
...got a tattoo.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
..my dog walked calmly and obediently on her leash. Then we went home and she made me dinner.
Posted by future king on :
... got several tattoos that now cover most of my arms and legs.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...found the world's first comfortable high-heeled shoes.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...paid $25 for a bottle of wine.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... got the green light for my Legion of Substitute Heroes movie.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...was cast as Drura in Quis' movie.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...made a fortune auctioning off all my Legion of Substitute Heroes movie paraphernalia online!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...was voted "Nicest Overnight Movie Star" in an online poll.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...got my payoff from the winning candidate, and celebrated with a case of Piper-Heidsieck.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... failed to make a tuna salad sandwich.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...had a dream, I had an awesome dream...
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...leaped a tall building in a single bound.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...exchanged bodies with an osprey.
Posted by future king on :
... met with the creators of DC comics and asked them to reconsider their September re-launch of those 52 titles. They agreed.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... qualified for Wimbledon
Posted by Power Boy on :
.... Also qualified for wimbeldon ... I'm playing doubles with Quislet.
[ August 01, 2011, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...bought my new hat for Wimbledon - and not one of those silly little ones that are so in vogue lately.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...am moving to Earth-2.
Posted by future king on :
... was asked to replace Ryan Reynolds in the next Green Lantern movie. I said yes.
They needed another Canadian, ... you know, just for continuity.
I'm so selfless.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...had an awesome and great day.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... saw the Every Ten Years Monster, and took a picture with it.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: ... saw the Every Ten Years Monster, and took a picture with it.
Ok bud, you have to share!!! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...had a nice chat with Wilma Flintstone.
Posted by dedman on :
...finished writing the last novel in the Wheel of Time
Posted by cleome45 on :
...had cake and ice cream for breakfast.
Posted by Reboot on :
...took possession of my aircraft carrier-sized personal yacht.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...fulfilled two lifelong dreams by meeting a sasquatch in the woods, then we both sat down together to watch an alien spaceship land in a field.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...am jetting to my Summer home in the hills of Spain for dinner. Who wants gazpacho and paella? I'm buying!
Posted by future king on :
... am joining cleome45 in Spain for a nightcap. Let's hope my castanets don't get caught in her sombrero cordobes again!
Posted by cleome45 on :
... am invited to a barbeque for lunch, and another barbeque for dinner! Uhhh ... OK!!! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...wore diamonds on the soles of my shoes.
Posted by dedman on :
...stole FCs shoes
Posted by future king on :
... ran 10 kilometers just for the hell of it.
Posted by Reboot on :
...got my new gravity boots.
Posted by future king on :
... got my advance copies of all 52 upcoming DC books and, .... ah, you're not missing much! Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... finally managed to reproduce by means of fission.
Posted by Reboot on :
...fused the Quislets back together.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...wondered if they were a Quartet or a Quintet.
Posted by dedman on :
...wondered if the pural of Quislet is Quisli
Posted by Reboot on :
...went skysurfing
Posted by dedman on :
...blew up the moon
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...farted Gershwin.
Posted by future king on :
... bought a yacht and sailed to Greece ..... never to return again!
Posted by Reboot on :
...personally bailed out Greece
Posted by future king on :
... was sent advanced copies of all the #1 for the 52 new DC books coming out next month. By the far the BEST one of the bunch is
Posted by Reboot on :
...bounced a ball on the moon.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...vow to not have any more coffee until this time tomorrow.
Posted by dedman on :
...swam 10 miles while I was at the pool
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... downloaded a copy of my brain patterns onto a super-computer.
Posted by future king on :
... snapped my fingers and got ALL my running around that I had to do done in a second!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...channeled the spirit of Emma Goldman.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...dressed up robots as farm animals.
Posted by future king on :
... for one, flew over the cuckoos's nest.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...had a peaceful day at work.
Posted by future king on :
... will pray to Zeus at temple and ask that he empower my cat with the wisdom of Athena, and let her make all my business decisions going forward.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... had lunch with Abraham Lincoln, Ben Franklin, and Theodore Roosevelt.
Posted by Reboot on :
...lead some elephants over the Alps.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Reboot: ...lead some elephants over the Alps.
Cool. If this was 10,000 years ago it might have been woolly mammoths instead of elephants!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...made Mammoth Cheddar from real mammoth milk.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...trolled the Fox News Op Ed page. I invited all their contributors to come over and have caviar and champagne in honor of my first Unemployment extension. I also promised that they'd get to meet the First Family since we've got such a mutual admiration thing going.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...had a really boring day where nothing happened.
Posted by Reboot on :
...hiked to the Sahara and back.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...am going to take over the world.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...signed on as Dev's minion. I hope that I don't have to buy my own uniforms.
Posted by Reboot on :
...found someone in a Dev minion uniform stuffed in a fridge, and is investigating...
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...am wondering why my fridge is making Morse code sounds.
Posted by future king on :
... was wondering why L.T. can't just get a phone and/or computer like everyone else on the planet so that we don't have to try and communicate with him via his refrigerator using Morse code!
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...wondering why Future King told me to meet him in a Fridge.
Posted by future king on :
... sent my doppleganger into work today, just to stir the pot and kick up some sh*t.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...had a very interesting conversation with the parsley.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...rolled over Beethoven.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...got a whole lot done.
Posted by future king on :
... let my lawn mower cut the grass all by itself!
Posted by dedman on :
...took my cats for a lovely stroll through the neighborhood
Posted by cleome45 on :
...started a ceramic bell collection.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Dev - Em: ...got a whole lot done.
... got a lot hole done.
Posted by future king on :
... let my Astral Projection self work my shift for me. It was Karmic!
Posted by cleome45 on :
...worked on my big folk dance number for this year's pending Greek Festival!
Posted by cleome45 on :
...hired a stand-in to inanely post for me when I'm away from home. I'm paying them in donuts and diet cola.
Posted by future king on :
... had to pass on the lead actor role for yet another BIG motion picture blockbuster movie that I just do not have time to do right now. I usually throw my left-overs to Brad Pitt anyway.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...remain blissfully unaware of just how many dry-roasted cockroaches can be found when you break open an old cable TV box with a power drill and a really big screwdriver.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... welcomed my new pet python into my home.
Posted by future king on :
... wrasseled a moose to the ground with my bare hands.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... created an ice slide with my powers.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...decided that situational depression is a myth.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
...turned down a job of surfing the web. It only paid $250K a year. I mean who can live on a wage like that?
Posted by future king on :
... sent Santa Claus my letter early. Now there is NO excuse for NOT getting that brand new mansion and Lincoln SUV I asked for!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... got Future King's letter and stamped it "nice" before passing it on to Santa.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...got future king's letter stamped "nice" and advised Santa to get a new quality control staff.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...had a date with fitness model and Internet celebrity Michael Fitt.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: ...got future king's letter stamped "nice" and advised Santa to get a new quality control staff.
Hey Invisible B ... let's RUSH 'im! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...am sitting at Santa's feet, innocently asking him what happens to bad little boys who beat up good little boys who love Santa.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...found fitness model and Internet celebrity Michael Fitt in my Christmas stocking. Evidently, I've been very nice.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... wondered why Legion Tracker would stamp FK's note "nice" when I already did and writes an assertive letter to Santa to protect my job
... asks Santa to send Rocky a larger stocking so both Rocky and Michael Fitt can fit in it together
Posted by future king on :
... woke up with these wings on my ankles! Took them for a test flight and, not bad! Now I know how Namor feels. And Hermes the messenger of the Gods. Oh wait, those were on his sandals. Oh well! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... dyed my body green. I just love that color.
Posted by future king on :
... paid for all my gas using Monopoly money.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...had the time of my life.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...trudged through tha woods on mah bad leg. Whut fun.
Posted by future king on :
... Had Tom Cruise, my body double, go in to work for me.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...found a new job that I love.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...ate only junk food. Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...collected royalties on every unfinished fanfic I ever wrote. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Posted by future king on :
... am making a nice, healthy supper! Posted by Dev - Em on :
...have my shoulders feeling like I have not a care in the world.
Posted by future king on :
... will work for pizza instead of money.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...blew my whole Unemployment check on comic books! Woo!
Click Here For A SpoilerExcept for the last twenty bucks, which went for a fresh bottle of agave tequila. Double woo! Posted by future king on :
... think I'll use my invisibility power and visit some friends, see what they're up to. Posted by Dev - Em on :
...will hit the lottery.
Posted by future king on :
... will fast-forward the day to 7:00pm, so that I don't have to remember working today! Posted by cleome45 on :
...sent Disdemona a pair of deluxe New Mom Safety Glasses, via Express Mail.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...wondered if Collie Birds like to chase Catbirds.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... appeared on the Today Show hawking my novel
Posted by cleome45 on :
...re-gifted three dozen authentic Mal-Wart fruitcakes. I hope you're all watching your mailboxes carefully.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... discovered three new species of butterfly, and a monkey that looks like Abin Quank (happy birthday!)
Posted by cleome45 on :
...feel just terrific, thanks.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...shipped myself a batch of my famous Toll House Cookies for winning Kill This Thread.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...traveled back in time, slipped the winning Kill This Thread post one minute after Rocky's, and set up a PO box in WA near the border so I could win the cookies!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...started excavating Legion World.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... have met the love of my life.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...congratulated Quislet, Esq. on his pending marriage to a giant sentient Toll House Cookie.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... swam in the ocean and had a picnic lunch on the beach.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... woke up to find that I'd lost all the weight I put on during the holidays
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... began giving random strangers million dollar checks.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...graduated from Ninja School. I hung my diploma on the wall... but no one can see it.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...resolved to drop the whole art thing because it's just not fun anymore.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...sang Thomas Tallis' forty-part motet "Spem in alium". All forty parts. By myself.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...sang Rocky's 40-part motet all by myself. Backwards. In Mandarin.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...decided it would be more fun to sing a duet with Tracker. Twenty parts each.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...can't wait for this duet with Rocky! (Probably won't sleep tonight....)
Posted by SharkLad on :
... found a buffalo nickel
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...have a date with a well-known actor who has asked I not disclose his name.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...found nothing IRL annoying at all.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...will not clean anything or put anything away. Also I did not fill even more boxes with junk that needs to be donated either today or Sunday.
Because nothing's more awesome than dirt and clutter all over one's house, right?
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...figured out what to do with myself.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...slept in.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... I used my time viewer to solve the mystery of Kaspar Hauser
Posted by SharkLad on :
... founded a colony on the moon
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...funded a colony on the moon.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...fnded a colony on the moon.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... participated in a presidential debate
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...made it shine.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...was bummed to be without my mega-annoying co-worker for the third day in a row.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... bought stock in LegionWorld
Posted by cleome45 on :
...am so full of vim and vigor that I'm not even bothering with coffee!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... did some cliff diving in Mexico.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...bought every Mexican horror movie from the 50s, 60s, and 70s.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...won the lottery!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...hosted the Oscars.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...ate an Oscar Meyer lemon.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... had the new Broccoli flavor at Cold Stone Creamery with the asparagus mix-in.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...ache. But I hear that they have something for that.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...was named People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive". Again!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
... put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...revealed that my true identity is Fart Girl.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...regret that I missed the moment of cleome's revelation.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...got a new job in which I will be paid indecent amounts of money for sitting around, sipping cocktails and being charming.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...borrowed ten grand and a bottle of high-quality vodka from Rocky.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...went back to school, and got an A in Differential Equations.
Posted by Power Boy on :
.... had a rough day at work, Captain Picard yelled at me in front of all the other senior officers. And then Dr. Crusher ALWAYS comes up with the solution before anyone else can even chime in ... she's such a know it all Knancy!
Oh well, off to get a drink with Deanna in 10 forward.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... turned down another adult movie producer to star in his movie.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...blew off looking for work, after discovering that I can live off air and dew (so who needs to make money?)
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...did not go to work on my day off.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...won everyone's Alts in a poker game.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
...kept an Alt up my sleeve
Posted by SharkLad on :
... was asked to dance back up on Britney Spears' next tour
Posted by cleome45 on :
...am staying at the computer and posting until I achieve Double Time Trapper status, or until the mods offer me fifty bucks to leave. Whichever comes first.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... found a bicentennial quarter
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
...gave Cle $55 to keep posting...MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
didn't see a single political posting on facebook.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... served as a witness for the wedding of Rev Fred Phelps and Orson Scott Card. The couple will be honeymooning in Baghdad.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . convinced ABBA to reform and give me 50 percent of the gross profits from their reunion concert.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... got lost in the Amazon and discovered a new tribe.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... got lost on Paradise Island and discovered a new Amazon
Posted by cleome45 on :
...drank peach daiquiris while lounging by the pool with Sharky.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...had a kind and generous rich person buy me Rhino Records' deluxe Smiths reissues box set. Said person asked for nothing in return.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...borrowed all of FL's Avengers comics, in exchange for buying her that box set. (And promised not to read them in the tub.)
Posted by SharkLad on :
... drove my mother-in-law to the airport for a year long trip around the world
Posted by Blaze on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: ... drove my mother-in-law to the airport for a year long trip around the world
That is soooo cool! I'm envious.
... read my first few issues of Legion World. Thanks to IB of course for giving me the complete set that will surely keep me busy in the coming weeks!
Posted by cleome45 on :
Hey, Blaze: Are you really reading all the Legion stories for the first time?
That's great, but this is the thread for things we're only pretending to do today.
The thread for real-life things we did today is here.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... went through a quantum singularity.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... found a hidden temple in Peru.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...was hired to be a writer for the second season of GCB.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...locked this thread in a fit of pique.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... won at Nationals
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... sat down with Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, & Karl Rove and showed them the error of their ways.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... got tapped to host a travel TV show - backpacking through Asia
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...magically rejuvenated the original members of the rock and roll supergroup Asia so they could perform my favorite song of theirs, "Only Time Will Tell", exclusively for me in my living room.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...booked Luscious Jackson to play a private show in our living room for mr_cleome's birthday on 6/1.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...enjoyed a delicious breakfast of cold pizza and warm beer.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... joined the cast of The Real Housewives of Long Island Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
...ate live Proty for dessert.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... went for a swim in my pool
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... had a pefect moment.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... spaced out for a moment.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... found a buffalo nickel
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... called you all here to give you each a check for $10 million. However you must spend it all in 5 days.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
relaxed by the ocean side drinkin' dandelion wine and feelin' the surf twixt mah toes.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... planned my 6-week vacation in South America
Posted by SharkLad on :
... found out school was cancelled for the remainder of the year because there's nothing good left to teach
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...will be relaxed and not worry bout the small stuff while workin' on the house.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... bought some uranium
Posted by Blaze on :
... wiped out an entire island in the Pacific.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...danced a tango with Fanfic Lady and a foxtrot with Cleome.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... slept in
Posted by cleome45 on :
...woke up Kent by throwing live chickens and bags of espresso beans at his window.
Posted by Power Boy on :
... did dishes, laundry, vacuumed and, dusted.
also ... I had an excellent lunch.
Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: ... called you all here to give you each a check for $10 million. However you must spend it all in 5 days.
...Spent all my winnings in an afternoon by buying a month's worth of (cruddy) health insurance for 11,561 lucky Portlanders. Sadly, that leaves (approximately) 572,215 other residents firmly in the S.O.L. category.
[ June 09, 2012, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: cleome45 ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
... went to bed early
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... used my powers to tour South America. Again.
Man, I love Machu Picchu.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...got a really sexy postcard from I.B. [fans self]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... got another check for that sexy video I made for my studio. Tsk. I have to work on my abs some more.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...bounced a quarter off my abs to show the whole LMB how it's done.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...bounced a check off my abs to show how it is not done.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... threw out my paycheck
Posted by Lard Lad on :
....enjoyed the wonderful, abundant sunshine today and never ONCE thought about Noah's ark.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...decided which LMBer to elope with by picking their name out of a hat.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... carried on a conversation in Latin
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...successfully installed and used Skype on the first try.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... went to bed at a reasonable hour.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...neither ran late for my office hour nor got frustrated by either the crowds for commencement or the obtuse/unclear campus gym policies.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... discovered a new temple hidden in the jungles of Sri Lanka.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... joined a nudist colony.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...ran a marathon.
Posted by Jerry on :
...ran a naked marathon in the jungles of Sri Lanka.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...filmed Jerry running a naked marathon in the jungles of Sri Lanka.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...ignored my tenants, Statler and Waldorf, when they grumbled that they'd seen detergents which left better film than that.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...killed someone who asked if I was "the liberrian".
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . was killed by Rocky for asking if he was the Libyan.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... dug up He Who Wanders' body to perform unholy experiments on it
Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: ...killed someone who asked if I was "the liberrian".
...showed Rocky the names and addresses of several "facilitators" at local temp agencies, then asked him if he'd ever considered turning his hobby into a full time career.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...planted a liberry bush in the backyard.
Posted by cleome45 on :
...celebrated my 18,281st post by discarding my resumes, my phone, and my computer, and cashing out the remains of my personal assets. Then I packed my bags, loaded the cats in carriers, and headed by mule to a quiet, comfortable cabin deep in the woods. There, I took up fishing, quilting, baking bread and playing the harmonica, and was never troubled by rude, arrogant, stupid people in the "civilized" world ever again.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...inscribed "RIP" here below cleome's last post.
[EDIT] Darn, it's actually at the top of the next page after cleome's last post. Sorry, dear cleome, wherever you are.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...took care of Cleome's "facilitators".
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
. . . was resurrected by Cleome's "facilitators" (whoever they are).
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...discovered through past-life regression that I am the reincarnation of Dorothy Kilgallen.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...went to the library (rather than google) to look up who Dorothy Kilgallen was.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
...went back in time to have tea with the real Dorothy Kilgallen.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...joined IB and Dorothy for tea, and brought along a nice carrot cake and my good pal, Elvis.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...remembered writing about the meeting with Ibby and Cramer in "The Voice of Broadway".
Posted by SharkLad on :
... turned evil... again...
Posted by Reboot on :
...fired several bankers. From a cannon.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... rendered all fireworks inert for a 5 mile radius from my house.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
..made plans to light Quislet's fuse after sundown on the 4th.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... stowed away on a ship to the USA so I can join the celebrations!
Posted by Reboot on :
...went skysurfing on my hoverboard.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... beat up a hundred orcs.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... took my first acid trip.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... tamed the lion in my backyard
Posted by Blaze on :
... flew up in the midnight sky
Posted by SharkLad on :
... shaved my head
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... earned a blackbelt in karate
Posted by matlock on :
... realized the call was coming from inside the house! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... worked it. Worked it good.
Posted by Blaze on :
... started traveling the world with IB.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... surprised Blaze with a magical around the world date. Saw the sunrise in Kiribati, bungee jumping in New Zealand, saw the pagodas in Myanmar, Forbidden City in Beijing, the temples of Kyoto, lunch in Paris, climbed the pyramids of Giza, explored Machu Picchu, got lost in the Amazon Rainforest, saw the sunset over Santorini, wine tasting in the vineyards of Argentina, dinner in London, and had a crazy night out in Las Vegas.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...took part in a disastrous supernatural ritual, and when I woke up I was Supergirl!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... found a monkey's paw. I wished for a beau, world peace, and riches. I got a bow, whirrled peas, and a bunch of female dogs. I have to learn to enunciate clearly
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
...discovered the Caramel secret
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: ...took part in a disastrous supernatural ritual, and when I woke up I was Supergirl!
oh, sure. post this in the *imaginary* thread and ruin the moment!
I am not disappointed [there. That fulfills the thread theme]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... took Blaze on a whirlwind tour of the best of Southeast Asia -
Philippines' underground river, Tubbataha reefs and the Rice Terraces of Ifugao
Malaysia's Mount Kinabalu
Indonesia's Borobudur and Prambanan Temples
diving in Timor-Leste
Cambodia's magnificent Angkor
Singapore's bustling Sentosa resort
Brunei's rainforest reserve
Laos' laidback Luang Prabang
a cruise through Vietnam's Ha Long Bay
the thousand pagodas of Myanmar
Thailand's Koh Phangan Full Moon Party and the ruins of Ayutthaya
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...took the time to Google everything in IB's list.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
...prepared a package tour for Legion Tracker covering everything in my list.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
...eyed Ibby's package!
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Woke up younger than I was yesterday.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... posted pictures of my package on the Yahoo homepage
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...downloaded a song from iTunes that someone else on Legion World besides Legion Tracker had heard of.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... took Blaze on another tour, this time of East Asia!
To China's Great Wall and Forbidden City, Japan's temples of Kyoto and Nara, and Mount Fuji South Korea's theme parks and Jeju Island North Korea's ancient tombs Mongolia's beautiful wilderness in the Hovsgol province trekking in Taiwan's Taroko Gorge gambling in Macau and Hong Kong's Ocean Park
Posted by SharkLad on :
Started a six month vacation...
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... swam with sharks.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... took Blaze to South Asia -
India's Taj Mahal, the Kama Sutra sculptures of Khajuharo, the Sun Temple, and other ancient monuments Sri Lanka's ancient sacred cities Nepal's Kathmandu Valley and a trek into the Himalayas Bhutan's stunning cliffside monasteries chasing Bengal tigers in the Sundarban mangroves of Bangladesh Flying through Pakistan's Kyhber Pass and gawking at the Baltoro Glacier A relaxing evening in the Maldives' underwater restaurant and luxurious spas
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: ...downloaded a song from iTunes that someone else on Legion World besides Legion Tracker had heard of.
[disbelief!]
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
Rode a unicorn
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... deduced the Colonel's secret recipe.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
...quit my job to join the circus as an elephant poop shoveller. It has been a dream of mine since childhood.
Posted by cleome46 on :
...took over for VL at his old life. Since I shaved my head first, nobody even noticed that I was an imposter who knows nothing about the oil industry whatsoever.
(His wife and kid, however, seem somewhat suspicious.)
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome46: ...took over for VL at his old life. Since I shaved my head first, nobody even noticed that I was an imposter who knows nothing about the oil industry whatsoever.
Neither do I but I somehow get by lol
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...skateboarded down Telegraph Hill and up Lombard Street. The lights were with me all the way!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... too Blaze to North Africa!
Tunisia's ancient cities - Phoenician-style Carthage, the kasbah at Sfax, the remains of Kerkouane and the authentic medina at Sousse
Egypt's pyramids and monuments in Giza, Abu Simbel and the Valley of the Kings
the amazing desert fortresses of the M'zab Valley in Algeria
Libya's ancient cities of Cyrene and Leptis Magna, and the prehistoric desert settlement of Ghat
Morocco's own historical cities of Marrakech, Volubilis and Casablanca
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...decided to have a second birthday this year.
Posted by Jerry on :
...slaved away in the kitchen baking Rocky a second birthday cake.
Posted by Jerry on :
Checked my email after a few weeks being off the grid for a few weeks, and didn't have any messages trying to sell me products designed to enlarge my penis.
Posted by Reboot on :
Attached a pair of large coil springs to my feet.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Oops, posted in the wrong thread.
Edit:
...found Grabthor's Hammer and used it to pound out armour for a Gortle Bear!
[ August 31, 2012, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: rickshaw1 ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
... flew on the wings of an angel
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... took Blaze to the Middle East this time!
Spending a night in the dimmed candlelit walkways of Jordan's ancient stone city of Petra,
Appreciating history and religion in Israel's Jerusalem and modernity in Tel Aviv,
Swimming in the picture-perfect postcard beauty of Turkey's Blue Lagoon,
Having a picnic under the Tree of Life in Bahrain,
Testing our stamina on the Kazmah desert cliffs of Kuwait,
Soaking in the history of ancient cities in Iraq: Babylon, Ur, Sumeria, Hatra,
Playing soldier in the historic Mirani, Jalani and Bahla forts of Oman,
Exploring the ruins of the desert oasis of Palmyra in Syria,
Undertaking a pilgrimage through ancient Bethlehem in the Palestinian Territories,
Going on a food trip in the cultural village of Katara, in Qatar,
Marveling at the rich biological diversity of Yemen's Socotra Archipelago,
Invisibly sneaking into the holiest city of Islam, Mecca, in Saudi Arabia,
Skiing in the indoor Ski Dubai Resort of the United Arab Emirates.
Lounging in the beautiful and ancient Persian gardens of Iran,
Dancing the night away at the One Big Sunday beach party in Lebanon.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... moved in with Blaze. Our room features a water bed, two TVs (so we can watch different shows), a videocam so we can make home videos, full-length mirror on our ceiling and walls, chocolate fountain, and jacuzzi.
We have a pet shih tzu, a Siberian husky, a dachshund, and two fluffy bunnies.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... danced the lambada with Nicki Minaj
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... Celebrated with Blaze by hitting Western Europe!
... gambling in Monaco's casinos,
... soaking up history in Italy's greatest cities (Rome, Milan, Venice, Florence, Verona, Pisa...),
... dancing and singing at the Andorran music festivals,
... running with the bulls in Spain,
... feasted on Portuguese grilled chicken, fish and soup,
... climbed the three towers of Mount Titano in San Marino,
... immersed ourselves in the religious history of the Vatican City,
... chased each other through the cobblestones and historic landmarks of the old city of Luxembourg,
... explored the ancient megalithic temples of Malta,
... counted 40 shades of green in Ireland, and then kissed the Blarney Stone,
... enjoyed the castles and countryside of the United Kingdom, with a special stop at Stonehenge,
... marveled at how the belfries of Belgium look in the setting sun,
... partied in the wonderfully liberal capital of the Netherlands, Amsterdam
Posted by Reboot on :
...engaged in swordplay with masters of the craft, and ended with my blade at their throat.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... decided to hit Scandinavia and the Baltic States with Blaze!
... wandered through the most well-preserved medieval city in Europe, Tallinn, the capital city of Estonia,
...enjoyed the sea breeze in the "city where the wind is born", Latvia' Liepaja,
... played "soldier" in the hillforts of Lithuania,
... tossed snow and ice at each other while watching Iceland's famed geysers,
... pretended to be kings in the 3 grand royal palaces of Northern Zealand, Denmark
... climbed down some of Norway's steepest fjords,
... hiked and camped in Sweden while pretending to be Vikings, courtesy of Sweden's law that you can walk over another person's property as long as you don't touch their house,
... and boating through Finland's Lake Land with its over 60,000 lakes.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... booked a trip to Kenya to try out for their national cricket team
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... Traveled through time to check out the weather in Beijing for New Year.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
....had a nice, relaxing day with no stress at all.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
...Hung the sign for the new business. Finished the siding on the left side of the house. Ate lunch with my wife. Picked up salvage chairs for the house and took them to the house. Went to florence and picked up chairs for the office and some tools I need to build our dining room table. Took chairs to the office. Went to current house to get keys. Took several items to the new house again. Took birthday presents to my mom's house. Finally got home and ate supper at around 9pm.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... took Blaze to Central Asia and the Caucasus!
... saw the stunning monasteries of Armenia,
... had a mudfight near the mud volcanoes of Gobustan in Azerbaijan,
... tasted wine in the Kakheti wineries of Georgia,
... trekked through the Fan Mountains of Tajikistan,
... tried to decipher the Bronze Age petroglyphs of Tamgaly in Kazakhstan,
... swam in the turquoise lakes of Band-e Amir, Afghanistan,
... flew into the flaming crater at Darvaza, Turkmenistan, then washed off in the Kow Ata underground sulfur lake,
... camped out in the caravanserai of Tash Rabat, Kyrgyzstan,
... and traced the remnants of the Silk Road through the historical cities of Samarkand and Bukhara, Uzbekistan.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...am impressed with Quis, and wish rickshaw1 would get off his butt and be half as productive.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... found my long lost twin brother.
Posted by Blaze on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: ... moved in with Blaze. Our room features a water bed, two TVs (so we can watch different shows), a videocam so we can make home videos, full-length mirror on our ceiling and walls, chocolate fountain, and jacuzzi.
We have a pet shih tzu, a Siberian husky, a dachshund, and two fluffy bunnies.
Don't forget the butlers: Darren Criss and Chace Crawford!
... saw a wishing star and blimey, it's just IB coming to fetch me for our date in Egypt! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... gave Blaze a working Legion flight ring with our initials carved in it Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... got Blaze and IB a private room.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... Blaze and I started a website for our home videos!
Posted by Blaze on :
... gave Quislet a VIP access to IB and Blaze's website.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... received, with Blaze, an award for best new website in 2012!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...made a million dollars with one phone call.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
...lost 50 lb's in one sitting.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Having fun in the sun in Southern Europe -
... revitalizing ourselves in Cyprus' Hamam Omerye Bath,
... pretending to be ancient gods of myth in Greece's best sites - the Parthenon, Delphi, Santorini, Meteora, and Olympia, as a start,
... finding paradise in Turkey's Blue Lagoon
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... surprised Blaze with a tour to Central Europe to:
... picnic in the primeval forests of Poland,
... ski in the Swiss Alps,
... climbed deep down into the Postojna Caves in Slovenia,
... swam in the enormous Lake Balaton in Hungary,
... hunted for ghosts in the gothic Balzers Caste, Liechtenstein,
... pretended to be locals in the intact medieval towns of Slovakia,
... studied up on Mozart in Salzburg, Austria,
... sampled the best beer brands and dumplings in the birthplace of modern beer, the Czech Republic,
... and tasted wine in Germany's Rhine Valley.
Posted by cleome46 on :
...thought dinner was terrible. The wine wasn't any good, either.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... cuddled with Blaze on the beach. awwww!
Posted by cleome46 on :
...went bar-hopping with Janeane Garofalo, Lea DeLaria, Judy Gold, and Margaret Cho.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
... embark on my grand tour of famous pastry shops of Europe.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... finished my European Tour with Blaze by hitting the Balkans and the former Soviet states!
... took a breakfast cruise in historic Dubrovnik, Croatia, with its traditional Croat fish dishes
... sampled the famous ski resort in Zlatibor, Serbia
... took pictures in the astoundingly beautiful Bay of Kotor, Montenegro
... lounged on the beach in Ohrid, Macedonia - one of the oldest human settlements in Europe
... pampered ourselves in the spa in Teslic, Bosnia and Herzegovina
... counted the windows in Berat, Albania's City of 1001 Windows
... marveled at the classic architecture in Moscow and Saint Petersburg, Russia
...visited Saint Sophia's Cathedral, the oldest remaining church in Kiev, Ukraine
... got lost in the Mir Castle Complex of Belarus
... had our fortunes told in Soroca, the gypsy capital of Moldova
... watched the sun set on Bulgaria's Sunny Beach
... did the Dracula tour in Transylvania, Romania
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... finished my European Tour with Blaze by hitting the Balkans and the former Soviet states!
... took a breakfast cruise in historic Dubrovnik, Croatia, with its traditional Croat fish dishes
... sampled the famous ski resort in Zlatibor, Serbia
... took pictures in the astoundingly beautiful Bay of Kotor, Montenegro
... lounged on the beach in Ohrid, Macedonia - one of the oldest human settlements in Europe
... pampered ourselves in the spa in Teslic, Bosnia and Herzegovina
... counted the windows in Berat, Albania's City of 1001 Windows
... marveled at the classic architecture in Moscow and Saint Petersburg, Russia
...visited Saint Sophia's Cathedral, the oldest remaining church in Kiev, Ukraine
... got lost in the Mir Castle Complex of Belarus
... had our fortunes told in Soroca, the gypsy capital of Moldova
... watched the sun set on Bulgaria's Sunny Beach
... did the Dracula tour in Transylvania, Romania
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
... wore blue lipstick with pink eyeshadow.
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
...got the drainline from my sink thawed and flowing
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
After finishing Asia and Europe, took Blaze over to Oceania...
... marveled at the giant stone money of Yap in the Federated States of Micronesia;
... swam in the jellyfish lake and swam with the sharks in Palau;
... studied up on World War II history and nuclear testing in the Marshall Islands;
... flew into an active volcano and lounged under the world's largest banyan tree in Vanuatu;
... explored the entire island of Nauru in an hour, and learned some things about phosphate mining;
... had tasty fish dishes while learning local handicraft work in Tuvalu;
... went shipwreck diving in, and enjoyed the bird-like native dances of, Kiribati;
... learned about the endemic species of East Rennell in the Solomon Islands;
... found beautiful nature while checking out the lava fields, waterfalls, blowholes, caves, national parks and of course beaches in Samoa;
... immersed ourselves in local life on Tongatapu in Tonga, enjoying the moving singing in church and the extremely strong kava drink;
... went whitewater rafting in Fiji, then had tea in the Garden of the Sleeping Giant;
... hiked the ancient Kokoda Track in Papua New Guinea,
... headed over to New Zealand for some bungee jumping in Queenstown, Maori culture and hot springs in Rotorua, chocolate and albatrosses in Dunedin and beautiful scenery in Nelson,
... and finished by exploring Australia: great cities Melbourne and Sydney, theme parks in the Gold Coast, camping in Uluru, diving in the Great Barrier Reef, exploring Tasmania, tasting wine in the Barossa Valley, and getting lost in the Outback.
Posted by cleome46 on :
...added a new room to chez_cleome. I needed it to store all the postcards I got from IB and Blaze this year!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... invited cleome and mr.cleome over to our Caribbean tour! (and anyone else who wants to come is welcome too!)
... took pictures of the brightly colored birds in Trinidad and Tobago;
... took the Scenic Railway to see the best sights of Saint Kitts and Nevis, including the Brimstone Hill Fortress;
... took a dip in the sulfur springs of Saint Lucia;
... saw the canopy of Mystic Mountain, Jamaica, via bob-sled and zipline!
... explored the ruins of old forts and castles in Haiti;
... had a nice lunch in the lush gardens of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines;
... tasted the wonderful spices and swam in the waterfalls and beaches of Grenada;
... marveled at the unique animals in Dominica, aka the Nature Island of the Caribbean;
... learned to kayak in the Bahamas;
... enjoyed the colonial architecture in the city of Trinidad, Cuba;
... loosened ourselves up with some Mount Gay rum in Barbados! (and no, the rum doesn't turn you gay...);
... joined the party at Carnival, in Antigua and Barbuda;
... and retired for the evening in the luxurious resorts of Bavaro in the Dominican Republic.
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to see HWW "consoling" Stevie. Plotted his doom. SHE'S MINE!
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D'OH! >_< ![[Every-Ten-Years Monster]](graemlins/EveryTenYearsMonster.gif)
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