I suspect the next poster is posting out of a sense of boredom and looking for an easily accessed thread that does not require much thinking.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Nope! Being the deepest of all threads, this one seems to me to require quite a bit of thought.
Anyway, I bet the next poster will post simply to add to his or her postcount!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Nay! Rather, it was in response to your comment.
The next poster, however, will post because they are making their way through the threads on the MMB with the lowest number of posts, believing they should add posts to those threads to help them grow into maturity.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No, I'm posting as much as I can so I can hit Time Trapper by the end of the month.
The next poster will post here out of sheer boredom.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Nope, to push the "Kill This thread" thread further down.
The next poster will post here just because.
Posted by Lardi on :
Nah, it's more than "just because" for me as I'm determined to lof more than 500 posts for Huey's monthly top posters review.
The next poster will post to this thread because he/she is appalled by my reasoning for posting.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Oh, Lardy, you stopped apalling me a long time ago!
The next poster will be posting here 'cuz Cobie, EDE, Quis, Lardy and I posted here and they want to be cool, too!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That's great reasoning for any thread but I'll interupt their shy entrance to this thread with more grandstanding of my own.
The next poster, however, will post wondering if any lurkers would ever post here as a way to debut themselves on LW.
Posted by Exnihil on :
What did ever happen to that CHRIS DUKELLIS fellow?
The next poster will post, mistakenly thinking that his slightly inebriated musings are the funniest thing ever.
Posted by Dev Em on :
Nah.
Like me, the next poster will be on a postathon.
Posted by Set on :
Nope.
But the next poster will post to deny that they're doing something I've anticipated.
But since I'm not telling what I've anticipated, they can't! ha HA!
Posted by cleome on :
I deny you all, because I don't want to further feed Set's already-gargantuan ego.
The next poster secretly knows they should be outside on such a beautiful day, but they're stalling in case of a sudden unanticipated downpour.
Posted by Lardi on :
Hm. While I should be outside, there's nary a cloud to be seen. So my only excuse is pure laziness.
The next poster will be torn between posting or going out and getting really drunk.
Posted by dedman on :
Nope, can't get drunk today, insurance medical tommorrow.
Next poster will be a first time poster who wants to fit in with the crowd
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm always trying to fit in, but I'm not new ...
Next poster will have had too much caffeine ...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've had a good amount but not quite enough. I'm thinking of having a late night cup o' Joe actually as we speak. I love coffee in the late hours but now that I'm getting all old and stuff I can't get right to sleep after.
Next poster will be see this thread is bumped and will want to reacquaint themself with it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Well I did see the thread and think that I hadn't looked at in awhile, so yes!
The next poster will post here because the thread will have fallen off page one and they want to bump it back.
Posted by dedman on :
Nope, its still on page one.
The next poster will post because they never posted here before.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Not really, though I should have used an Alt ID to do that.
The next poster will see this thread's lower post count than the others and post because they are more apt to post to lower post count threads than higher ones.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... well you've convinced me that's a good reason to post, so I guess I will!
The next poster will post because they want to be the first alt-ID to post to this thread.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
No, I haven't seen Mantis in years...
The next poster will be mad that I didn't use an ALT ID and will chastise me for it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Honestly I don't really care.
The next poster, however, will post with an alt-ID to avoid my chastisement!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Possibly if you buy into the whole "Cobalt Kid is really a shared alt ID of several old LMBers + Eryk" theory that I once used on an unsuspecting newbie.
The next poster, however, will post because they realize He Who Wanders will shortly be taking post counts for the month of March and wants to get that post count up closer to the magical 1,000 mark.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Definitely!
The next poster will post because they've seen me posting, and it's put them in the mood to post on the threads I posted on!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Yep!
Next poster will, however, be using an alt-ID!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Er, I've changed my name from "Lardi" to "Officer Taylor" recently. That count?
Next poster will be pondering the answer!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Indeed! I would say it half-counts, as to be non-committal in my response.
The next poster, however, will totally ignore this conversation and be more concerned about a current popular musician they intend to lampoon on Legion World!
Posted by Stealth on :
Now that you mention it, I have been thinking about how Green Day is the only rock band left that can still sell out stadiums -- WHICH MEANS THAT THEY'VE BECOME EXACTLY WHAT PUNK ROCK ORIGINALLY SET OUT TO DESTROY, SO THEY MUST DIE, DIE, DIE!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
The next poster will be a lot mellower than me.
Posted by Dev Em on :
That should not be too difficult.
The next poster will be wondering why Cobie loves sheep.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Always.
The next poster will be wondering why I enable Cobie.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I don't look a gift horse in the mouth or a partner in crime in the, er...face?
The next poster will be wondering if there will be a day when Lardy and Cobie don't get side tracked in a discussion about drinking, sex or Jose Luis Garcia Lopez.
Posted by Stealth on :
Better than getting sidetracked on toilet humor. I know, I know, pot-kettle-black.
The next poster will wish for an alternate universe in which Jose Luis Garcia Lopez did most of his work for Marvel instead of DC.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've never considered it, but now I kind of wish it was so! Imagine him doing an Avengers run...*with* Englehart?!! Actually, I'd have loved to see him work on Thor and Iron Man for extended runs.
(Stealth, Lardy and I used to go on and on about Jose Luis Garcia Lopez a few years ago)
The next poster will comment on their favorite JLGL cover!
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Actually, none come to mind.
The next poster will be wondering just who the hell Jose Luis Garcia Lopez is!
Posted by dedman on :
Nope I know.
Next person will post because they are a new member and want to say hi.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Nope, not a new member here!
The next poster will see that this thread has been bumped, and will be posting to make their first post to it!
Posted by Jerry on :
You are correct.
The next poster will be Lardy, posting to brag about growing another wiener.
[ January 05, 2011, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: Jerry ]
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
<==Not Lardy and not bragging about wieners.
The next poster will post to increase his or her standing in the Top 40/Hot 100.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Not really. Just checking to see who'd posted to the thread since I bumped it.
The next poster will, however, be posting primarily to increase his/her post count.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Nope. Just killing time between meetings.
The next poster will have been mulling over a clever response for a while, and finally had inspiration strike.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
Nope. Just posting primarily to increase his/her post count!
The next poster saw I was last to respond and checked my post out to see if I posted something raunchy and was either relieved or disappointed and will post to express his/her relief or disappointment.
Posted by future king on :
Nope. Just howling at some of the posts tonight!
The next poster should be in bed sleeping already as they have a very early day tomorrow.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I have to be at work at the usual time of 9:15. I think I'm good to be up a while longer.
The next poster is posting tonight because of an unrequited crush on another poster.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Does that include the Farrah Fawcett poster? But that's not why I'm here.
The next poster is afraid I'll pass his/her post count within the next 50 years.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
In 50 years, I'll be 97. Assuming I'm still alert enough to worry about post counts, then, yes, I'll worry about Legion Tracker.
The next poster is posting while waiting for someone else to post on another thread.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Correct you are sir, hopefully my Vulcan spaceflight joke will make someone chuckle.
Of course the next poster may have read that post and found it silly and mundane and will call me out on it.
Posted by future king on :
??? Vulcan? Spaceflight?? Joke???
The next poster is trying desperately to wake up just like I am. * yawn*
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
Nah, I slept 'til 2!
The next poster is posting to try to get his/her mind off the boobies they saw less than an hour ago.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nah, my boobies aren't that hard to get over...
The next poster is killing time before going out to dinner
Posted by Crymsun Kid on :
Nah.. I just had microwave pizza instead!
The next poster is dancing to an old Paula Abdul song..
Posted by future king on :
LOL, not even close! I'm just trying to wake up.
The next post will be from someone who's posting while fixing their breakfast.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Nope! No breakfast in the middle of the afternoon for me!
The next poster will post because they saw me bump this thread, and thought this would be an easy thread to post in to boost their post count!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nah, I just don't feel like going out in this weather...
The next poster will be trying to draw the attention of another poster he/she is secretly in love with...
Posted by Exnihil on :
Does it count if I'm also the other poster?
Psst... Ex... look over here... I'm po-sting! Siiiiiigh.... I'm dreamy.
The next poster will post just to gloat at how nice the weather is where they are.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
not as bad as many places today, but not great.
The next poster will try to make a bad joke.
Posted by cleome on :
Click Here For A Spoiler
Q. Did you hear the one about Rockhopper Lad taking a snooze on one of his own ice floes?
A. Yup. The next day, he gave everyone on Legion World the cold shoulder.
[ahem]
The next poster will be posting here to distract themselves from the fact that they haven't made it to the comics store yet this week, due to inclement weather.
Posted by future king on :
No, actually I did make it out yesterday, just barely tho! I thought your joke above was really awesome btw!!!
The next poster will be taking a break from all the shovelling and cleaning up outside.
Posted by dedman on :
Nope, it is abnormally warm here today, +3C so no shovelling for me.
The next poster will be waiting for a tv show to start
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nah, just don't feel like going to bed...
The next poster will be waiting for the news to end...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
nope. just lounging late the morning, enjoying the quiet.
the next poster will be checking in before going shopping.
Posted by dedman on :
Nope, I'm procrastinating from moving boxes of books to the basement and setting them up.
Next poster will be avoiding bringing the dog out for a walk.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm more of a cat person...
The next poster will be sexually frustrated...
Posted by future king on :
Uh, nope. Sorry. Nuff said. *heh heh heh*
The next poster will be at work by the time they post.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
theoretically, I was going to get crankin' by 9. ain't happening yet.
The next poster will be procrastinating from doing something important.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
"Important" is a relative term, but yes, if by important you mean leaving work early so I can join my brother for some very rare day-time drinking.
The next poster will be choosing a very random thread to reveal a major LMB continuity secret for their character and stumble across this one...
Posted by cleome on :
No such luck. Unless I can work my forthcoming trip to the thrift shop into the plot somehow.
The next poster will be posting here just to "WTF" at the antics of the previous poster.
Posted by future king on :
Possibly ... I have no secrets to share at the moment plus I enjoy milling about in nifty thrift shops from time to time myself.
The next poster will post while trying to wake up on this sleepy Sunday morning.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I'm awake... even been to the gym already...
The next poster will post because their better half is keeping them waiting...
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Without a better half, no one keeps me waiting.
The Next Poster will post to tells us some good news.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
I have a whole afternoon and evening with no obligations. Yay!
The next poster will be here to put off a household chore.
Posted by future king on :
LOL, right you are AGAIN bud! COOKING!!! Time to order a pizza ... "honey, pass me the phone please".
Next poster will be putting off laying out their clothing for tomorrow
Posted by SharkLad on :
Very rarely do I lay out my clothes...
Next poster will be hoping to make it into the LW top 100
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
More like I'm trying to hit 14000.
Next poster will be posting because they think another poster is cute.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Hey Rocky... how you doin?
Next poster will have drunk too much caffeine and be unable to sleep...
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
As a matter of fact, I drank coffee about two hours ago, but I haven't tried to sleep yet.
The next poster will stop by while waiting for someone to post on a "more interesting" thread.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...or any thread.
The next poster is looking for an answer.
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Yes, I keep looking for answers. Thought about it and Question Lad reflects my subconsious.
The next poster usually posts at this time every night.
Posted by future king on :
You are bang on ES!
Next poster is a night owl.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Yeah, but only on the weekends...
The next poster is a post whore
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
moi? Moi? (looks around).... moi....
The next poster is just killing time.
Posted by cleome on :
Kind of. I could walk away from the computer and do something constructive, but there's a really good Monk retrospective playing on iTunes, so I don't really wanna'...
The next poster is just playing around while they make up their minds whether to indulge in a nightcap or not.
Posted by future king on :
How about a morning cap?!?
Next poster will be rushing around getting ready for work in between.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nope... I don't work no Saturdays...
The next poster can't wait to share their new hairstyle with everyone
Posted by future king on :
Na, not enough grass up top to make crop circles.
The next poster will post before they settle down to watch some TV.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Actually, I wasn't really planning on watching TV tonight. I might later, though.
The next poster will be posting out of sheer boredom.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
I was bored earlier. Now I'm just winding down before going to bed.
The next poster will be posting due to insomnia.
Posted by future king on :
No actually a great night sleep for a change!
The next poster wants to fire off a few posts before heading to work this morning.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...or before going to bed?
The next poster is looking around for a place to post something pithy.
Posted by future king on :
That would be my bud, he's not here at the moment.
Next poster just wants to kill some time before they leave the house.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Waiting for my better half to show so we can go...
The next poster is trying to pad their post count...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Guilty as charged. I'm only about 220 posts away from making Time Trapper.
Next poster is all alone at home and wants some company.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Two's company, three's a crowd...
The next poster is hoping his/her internet crush will be online...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I'm hoping, but I know it's next to impossible (as I have thoroughly stalked the object of my internet affections and know just where that person is RIGHT NOW!)
Next poster is killing time before hopping into bed.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Before going out to dinner, actually...
The next poster will post because peace has been declared in the Middle East...
[ June 02, 2012, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: SharkLad ]
Posted by Blaze on :
I so declare... but only in my dreams.
The next poster is eating dark chocolate. Yum!
Posted by Raging Bull on :
I don't have any around, unfortunately.
The text of next poster's post will appear against a blue background!
(Unless someone does some sneaky editing stuff...)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well guessed!
The next poster is posting to put a non-spoiler in a spoiler box.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Click Here For A SpoilerNon-spoiler
The next poster is posting because he or she is annoyed by my
Click Here For A SpoilerNon-spoiler Posted by Abin Quank on :
Click Here For A Spoiler God That's Annoying!
The next poster will post because he or she is an altID.
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Wow, how did you know, Abin? (Is it cheating because I'm really one of your own alt IDs?)
The next poster is sitting on the ground with a laptop because he is afraid of heights.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
No, I'm actually on the 10th floor.
Next poster is posting while waiting for a ride.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Only if you count my riding on my bed through dreamland at some point soon.
Next poster is just trying to get closer to a posting milestone.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Well... not really? I'm at lunch now and don't feel like getting back to work yet.
Posted by SharkLad on :
The next poster will post because he/she drank too much coffee and can't sleep...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Mmmm... Coffee... Coffee, coffee, coffee!
The next poster will post because she's waiting for someone to cook her dinner.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Had dinner four hours ago, but wouldn't mind seconds.
Next poster is waiting to use the bathroom.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nah, I'm good...
The next poster is posting because he or she is trying to avoid doing work...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Kinda-sorta. I'm putting off bathing my kid!
Next poster is posting because he or she is really bored and has nothing else to do.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Well, I'm not quite bored, I'm just waiting for the stuff I'm printing.
Next poster is trying hard to keep awake while listening to someone.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Feeling pretty well-rested actually...
The next poster is posting because someone is holding a water pistol to his/her head
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
No water pistols in this house.
Next poster is killing time while the dog does his business.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
No dog, so no business to be done.
Next poster is posting just to prove that this guess about his or her reason for posting is wrong.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
No, I'm posting because I'm stuck at home.
Next poster will be posting because he or she is having trouble sleeping.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Nah, slept pretty good...
The next poster will post because he/she is trying to distract him/herself from thinking about a lost love...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I haven't lost any loves, since I have never felt love like the one I feel for Blaze right now
Next poster is just waiting for his dinner to digest.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I haven't even had breakfast yet.
The next poster is feeling happy and wants the rest of LW to share.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
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![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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