1. Unexpected, random phallic jokes inserted into innocent threads!
(Note: Links not required!)
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
2. *tee-hee* Before I edited the title of this thread, I typoed "101 Thongs..."
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
3. A margarita left on the bar undrank!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
4. Waking up next to a naked Mylie Cyrus.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
5. Meeting Paul Levitz!!
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6. Meeting Sarcasm Kid!!
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7. Meeting Tom Fatsi!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
8. Discovering that Thomas Fatsi, Sarcasm Kid, Paul Levitz and he were all separated at birth!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
9. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
(#9 made me gasp. Poor kitty kat!)
10. News that he just won an authentic Clown Car.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
11. Senior Widebottom's love child revealed: Seniorita Jelly!
Posted by Kent on :
12. Paul Levitz becomes a regular at his bar.
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13. When Tom Magnum finds him tied to chair in a deserted warehouse and rips the duct tape of his mouth.
Posted by cleome on :
14. That sexy "after" photo of Quis in Cosmic Boy's old costume.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
15. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
16. Curry too hot.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
17. Michael Bloomburg admits to reading the Legion
Posted by lil'rhino on :
18. Michael Bloomberg comes out of the closet!
Posted by cleome on :
19. Whirl™ changes its name to LASH™ !
Posted by lil'rhino on :
20. Lash shows up at my door with a bag of breakfast burritos
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
21. An asp.
Posted by Exnihila on :
22. The lost diaries of Malcolm McLaren
Posted by Kent on :
23. a winning lottery ticket.
Posted by Dev Em on :
24. Dev and Otie walking around in swimwear!
Posted by cleome on :
25. Dev and Otie starting their own line of high-fashion swimwear!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
26. Coming home to find Phil Jimenez naked in my bed!
Posted by Kent on :
27. Finding out that the man you know as Thomas Fatsi is really a secret agent for the Westboro Baptist Church!
Posted by MLLASH on :
28. Not only Rhino, but THE WORLD...!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Posted by lil'rhino on :
^^ There are so many things wrong about that cover!!
Posted by cleome on :
Really? It seems rather wholesome to me, by the standards of her usual covers of the day. I mean, nobody's tied up-- even a little bit!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
True, but on the bondage covers nobody's straddling a giant phallus and fondling the tip!!
Posted by cleome on :
I feel so embarrassed now! I thought she was just leaning over to brush some unsightly urban grime away from it, or something!
[flees thread]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Me in a Saturn Girl Disco Costume!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
30. An homage to that WW cover featuring me.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
31. Specifying that Chiefie is featured in the role of the giant phallic symbol!
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
32. Specifying more specifically the part of him that is portraying the phallic symbol role!
Posted by cleome on :
33. 24 hours on Legion World with no off-color jokes or innuendo at all!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
34. Parrots.
Posted by cleome on :
34a. ...in the Autumn, when it drizzles.
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35. cleome playing a medley of Grunge hits on the bagpipes.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
36. Ruby cha-cha heels!
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37.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Okay, that deserves a super-*GASP!*
Posted by MLLASH on :
(I knew it, heh heh heh)
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
38. Nine Planets Ice Cream....headache!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
39. Forgetting his transuit on a space mission! Posted by MLLASH on :
40.
Posted by cleome on :
41. Gift Enrollment in the Edible Brief Of The Month Club!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
42. Jim Steranko's hair.( It had it's own booth at the NYCC!)
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Posted by cleome on :
43. Quislet, Esq.'s Halloween Costume:
A juicy, sexy,
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A shaved mustache on a legendary creator!
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: A shaved mustache on a legendary creator!
#44
#45 - An aging Erik Estrada smiles at Lil'Rhino, he smiles back ... but then suddenly Erik's top teeth fall out. Posted by cleome on :
46. The bar is taken over by a hostile alliance of sentient onion rings, jalapeno poppers, mozz sticks, and buffalo wings!
Posted by Kent on :
47. the night's tips were actually Venturan walking money... and they've all walked away!
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48. Beagz putting his cold nose where it doesn't belong.
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49. The cruelty of time...
Posted by Beagz on :
HOLY CRAP!!!!!! The 70's weren't all that great to him. Neither were the 80's, 90, or the new century!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: 40.
*sniff* *sniff*
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by future king:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: A shaved mustache on a legendary creator!
#44
#45 - An aging Erik Estrada smiles at Lil'Rhino, he smiles back ... but then suddenly Erik's top teeth fall out.
Reminds me of a blind date I had once!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: 49. The cruelty of time...
I wonder if every now & then, after a few drinks, he tries to squeeze into his old costume??
Posted by Mattropolis on :
<GASP>
Posted by Kent on :
I think after the "Legends of the Super-Heroes" specials he'd learned that lesson.
Posted by cleome on :
Ward looks pretty damn good for being more than twenty years older than Yours Truly.
Posted by Kent on :
But we'd still love you, cleome, even if you weren't as wonderful as you are.
Burt Ward, on the other hand...
Posted by cleome on :
What if I promised everyone complementary rides in the Batmobile? Posted by Kent on :
I'd say: Yvonne Craig be damned! We've got cleome!
Posted by cleome on :
But would rhino *gasp* if we offered to let him drive?
Posted by Kent on :
Can't Rhino just as easily *gasp* in contemplation of cleomeness?
Posted by cleome on :
Ram Boy already offered to go to the Casbah with my theoretical male doppelganger from another dimension. All this adoration can't possibly be good for me.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: But would rhino *gasp* if we offered to let him drive?
I probably would because I've never had a driver's license in my entire life, and I haven't driven a car since April 14, 1990!!
Posted by cleome on :
*gasp*!
Me neither, rhino!
But given that we're in the future, I think cars can be run by remote, anyway.
Posted by Jerry on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: Ram Boy already offered to go to the Casbah with my theoretical male doppelganger from another dimension. All this adoration can't possibly be good for me.
The sharif don't like it.
Posted by cleome on :
I hope there will be no shootings of sharifs on this thread. I always assume that rhino-centric threads would be more peaceable than that.
Albeit with lots of highly-decorated drinks and B-52s music, of course.
Posted by Kent on :
c. April 14, 1990, I and other friends were in Poughkeepsie, standing watch over a friend who was being stalked by a nutso who may have been armed. It was an intense time.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
50. Posted by Jerry on :
Rhino looks a lot like Lois Lane in that picture. I mean, you know, a butch Lois Lane...
[ October 24, 2010, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Jerry ]
Posted by cleome on :
Well, Clark looks like a butch Laurel Kent dressed like that, so it all balances out.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"Batman", however, just doesn't look butch at all.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
That's not Batman, that's Jimmy Olsen in costume.
Posted by MLLASH on :
51.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Great way to get an elbow in the eye. Or drive-by STDs.
Posted by cleome on :
52. Cake Vs. Pie: The Motion Picture Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
53 bicycles and an itchy trigger finger
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Hmmm, I think it's about time Legion World got "with it" and installed Bradley Group Showers. They truly seem to bring out the best in people. Just look at those guys! They're clean, wholesome, and look happier than four gay porn stars at a gay porn star shower convention!
Even the vampire whose about to attack the naked pledge of allegiance guy has a smile on his face.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Oh that's just Cobie and me making fun of each others' packages, much to the amusement of EDE and rhino.
Posted by Jerry on :
Yeah, there's really nothing gasp worthy in that shot. Just another day on Legion World.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
What doesn't come across in that picture is we are all doing rounds of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Posted by cleome on :
54. Tamper Lad's new commercial enterprise: LMB Soap-On-A-Rope!
Comes in patchouli, and 246 other lush, gorgeous yet totally manly scents! Guaranteed to be even bigger this holiday season than last year's Snuggie/Slanket craze!
Posted by Jerry on :
Will Rhino gasp at the cost of the patchouli?
Posted by cleome on :
Hey, we've seen that awesome pic of him at the Yacht Club, right? Money's no object to a guy like that!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
55. Posted by lil'rhino on :
56. Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: 55.
57. I would hit that.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
It's rhino-twink!!
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58. Posted by MLLASH on :
59.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
...and he's buying a hairway to heaven!
Posted by MLLASH on :
[ March 27, 2011, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by future king on :
61. Joan Rivers, lifting up her dress to show us her plastic surgery chi chi.
Posted by Lad With Glasses on :
62.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
^^"Nice loafers, Bruce." "Thanks, Bob!"
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: 59.
Wow. I'm guessing that whatever that was not only made Rhino gasp, it also popped the bun off of one of the prudes at Photobucket as well.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I wish I could remember what it was I posted...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Whatever it was, I'll bet it had NIPPLES!
Posted by MLLASH on :
And was apparently hairy.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
was it a big hairy deal?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: 58.
what if these came into style? Can you picture Lady Gaga wearing one?
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: what if these came into style? Can you picture Lady Gaga wearing one?
I'd be willing to bet that Bjork already has.
Posted by cleome on :
69. Me and Blaze making out passionately!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
We'll need a photo, dear.
Posted by Future on :
70. A lack of cocktails, naturally.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
71. People who don't tip the bartenders!
quote:Originally posted by Anita Cocktail: We'll need a photo, dear.
How about a video instead?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
72. This post made Legion Tracker gasp, so maybe it'll make rhino gasp as well!
Posted by cleome45 on :
A bartender scandalized by a little making out would likely have to turn in his/her Bartender's Card.
Especially around here.
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
73. Jayquwann's broke azz.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
74. Someone ordering sparkling mineral water.
quote:Originally posted by cleome45: A bartender scandalized by a little making out would likely have to turn in his/her Bartender's Card.
Especially around here.
Excellent point. Blaze and I shall consider it a challenge!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Nothing on this page is truly gaspworthy.
We need to kick it up a notch, dears.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
75. Send him forward in time to meet his 75-year old self.
Posted by cleome45 on :
76. All of us in the appropriate drag outfits, performing Elton John's "Philadelphia Freedom" on the street right outside his kitchen window.
Posted by Future on :
77. An insult from Future. (...it even has ME *gasp*ing...)
Posted by cleome45 on :
78. A sexy Eighties Miyake-style bustier, made by baking old LPs in the oven!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
YES!! Much better, dears!
Posted by cleome45 on :
79. Granny panties-- worn on everyone's heads!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
80. A year's supply of Orangina, delivered to his home.
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81. Thora swooning over an autographed picture of Johnnie Ray when she thinks nobody's watching.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
82. Someone painting his bar in kindergarten blue and unicorn pink.
Posted by cleome45 on :
83. The entire exterior of the LMB headquarters done over with flocked metallic wallpapers.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
84. MLLASH making out with a GIRL.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
85. All the gay Legion Worlders suddenly becoming straight!
Posted by Nam'Lor on :
86. Nam'Lor! Nam'Lor make you GASP! Nam'Lor number 1.
Posted by lowercase mllash on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: 84. MLLASH making out with a GIRL.
Done several times.
Posted by cleome46 on :
87. MLLASH and I making out while I'm "disguised" as Nam'Lor (in a room full of flocked metallic wallpapers).
Posted by lowercase mllash on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome46: 87. MLLASH and I making out while I'm "disguised" as Nam'Lor (in a room full of flocked metallic wallpapers).
*puts on To-Do list*
Posted by cleome46 on :
[combs mohawk, fetches wallpaper polish]
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
88. Posted by lowercase mllash on :
^Worst costume ever, but easy for cosplayers to so. A few thin strips of red tape, and you're set.
Posted by cleome46 on :
I'm afraid to ask what those "vapors" are around him. :/
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... this might be a bad time to bring up Phantasmo's sidekick, Whizzer McGee.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Do those red stripes actually cover anything, or are they just there to prevent runaway submarines from ramming into him?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
89. Replacing all his bar drinks with soda pop.
*Gee, it occurs to me Blaze and I have made various other Legion Worlders gasp, but never Rhino!
[ September 24, 2012, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
90. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
91. IB eating cake off of Blaze's sexy body.
Well, it made cleome gasp...
But we won't use cleome's cake, which must be treated with the utmost respect (and shared with all the guests).
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
92. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
93. The world stops producing tequila Posted by cleome46 on :
94. Balloon animals shaped to look like his favorite Legionnaires!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
95. IB proposing to Blaze!
Er, not that I'm planning to do so in the immediate future...
*gulps nervously*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord: 92.
I had no idea Pepe was a size queen
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
One of these days, we really will have to sit Rhino down and test out all of these items on the list!
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
96. Posted by cleome46 on :
97. Italian Sodas-- even more popular on Legion World than tacos!
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
98. Posted by Viridis Lament on :
Just incase its been missed - GASP - the official website
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
100. Posted by cleome46 on :
101 Ways To Gesture With Your Big Candle at the LMB Get-together Without Being 86-ed For Life
Now available at Megalo Online Booksellers for the unheard-of low, low price of... 9.99 (U.S.)!
(yes, cleome did all the drawings, and will custom autograph your copy for an additional three dollars, or a three dollar bill if you've got one)
Posted by Jerry on :
Not gasping, here. Just speechless.
Posted by cleome46 on :
Our Jerry?
Nonsense. You just need another coffee and another shot of brandy. You'll be fine.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Where's Candle King when you need him?
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Heck, where's RHINO?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Perhaps we made him gasp too much, and he's catching his breath.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
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