...out constantly. But never left a decent tip and became the scourge of restaurant employees the world over!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...the whole thing.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Dallas. After Debbie did her thing. Eeeew!
Posted by cleome on :
...with its mouth open!
Ewwww...
Thread, were you raised in a barn or something?!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
9 and 10.
That joke never fails to crack me up. Posted by Crymsun Kid on :
my pantaloons!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Funyuns!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...breakfast at Tiffany's.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Lean Cuisine.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
. . . Miami.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
...a healthy, fat-free vegan supper, and consequently, ate alone.
Posted by future king on :
... chocolate cake, with frosting.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...itself.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Britney Spears. Indigestion resulted.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...something with lots and lots of garlic.
Posted by cleome on :
...all nine flavors of ice cream way too fast.
The ensuing headache lasted four hours. Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... my socks!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...quiche.
Posted by future king on :
... Sasquatch hair clippings.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...threads.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...Pinochio's nose.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: ...the whole thing.
I can't believe it ate the whole thing.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...me.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... Jane Fonda's career... then died of indegestion.
Posted by future king on :
... up all originality in song writing today.
Posted by Exnihil on :
...its own tail. Threadoboros.
Posted by cleome on :
...meals without ever brushing afterwards. Its dentist was thoroughly exasperated.
Posted by Exnihil on :
...it, grandpa!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...mashed rutabagas.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...Montgomery Cliff.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: ...mashed rutabagas.
I hear mashed rutabagas can make you go blind.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Bar-b-que
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Sarcasm Kid:
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: ...the whole thing.
I can't believe it ate the whole thing.
Hey! you're not old enough to remember that!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
and I'm old enough to resemble that remark.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
that should be a Twilight Zone ep.... waking up into a world where you're the old fart in the commercials you saw as a kid.
Anyone got a wife named Mona? Stay away from the bathroom mirror.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
mallox and battery acid, after eating britney spears.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Constantly.
It was quite the sizeable thread.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Tuna fish.
Posted by future king on :
... what it just regurgitated.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Muesli.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...the LMB Top 40! Call in the Subs!
Posted by future king on :
... more than it could chew?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...Galactus.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
... time.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Cool Whip.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...balsamic vinegar.
Posted by future king on :
... squat.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Carmex.
Posted by cleome on :
...Cadbury Creme Eggs™. Filling first. Without breaching the chocolate shell. It was pretty damn impressive to watch, let me tell you...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...and ate and ate and ate until we had no choice but to sick Marie Osmond on it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...and then induced vomitting afterwards. Time for a bulimia intervention!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...glass.
Posted by cleome on :
...for two. Or possibly for three. The other parent is from Winath.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...till the cows came home.
Posted by future king on :
... bad mushrooms.
Posted by cleome on :
...with a headcold. So you can understand its lack of enthusiasm about food at that time.
Posted by future king on :
... all other threads for breakfast.
Posted by cleome on :
...the old woman who swallowed the fly.
Eh. You know the rest, I'm sure.
Posted by future king on :
... baked tartar sauce covered popcorn! Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Philip Glass
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...Philip Glass
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Who's Philip Glass?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Philip Glass is an avant-garde composer whose work often consists of the same note or chord played over and over and over and over and over. I am not a fan.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Oh. Sounds like his stuff is pretty transparent. I bet you see right through it. Probably a real pain to sit through.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Painful is right!
Oh yeah, the thread! (Umm...think...pain?)
This thread ate Tylenol.
Posted by Exnihil on :
...one apple ...two pears ...three plums ...four strawberries ...five oranges ...a cake, an ice cream, a hot dog, a lollipop, chocolate, pizza, a muffin.
Then the thread had a stomach ache.
Then... a nice green leaf.
Then the thread wasn't hungry any more.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Also notable is the fact that he is the cousin of NPR personality Ira Glass, who is kind of a bizarre sex symbol to a certain segment of the female population (well, the kind that tend to listen to NPR).
[ January 27, 2011, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
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[ February 05, 2011, 09:46 PM: Message edited by: Post NUN ]
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Kin to Ira Glass? Explains a lot.
It's why this thread ate... antacids.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...Chile.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... the Emerald Ass
Posted by future king on :
... lots and lots of coconut cream pies! MMMmmmmm -mmm! Posted by cleome on :
[snip]
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: ...Ira Glass, who is kind of a bizarre sex symbol to a certain segment of the female population (well, the kind that tend to listen to NPR).
Wha--? Okay, I may be, uh, somewhat quirky in my choice of imaginary boyfriends, but that's too much even for me.
OTOH, I did hear a couple of Philip Glass compositions on the Evergreen station earlier in the week, and they were actually not bad. A string quartet and then something for a slightly larger group with wind instruments and the like. I mean, you wouldn't mistake them for Tchaikovsky or anything, but they sounded nice and accessible. Like something you could play in Peoria without being thrown out by the bouncers. Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...a boot, a reboot, a threeboot.
How many times do cows chew their cud?
Posted by future king on :
... for free!
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
... with a senior citizen's discount.
Posted by cleome on :
...to the beat.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Special K.
Posted by cleome on :
...all my promotional power rings and drinking glasses! Now what am I gonna' auction off online to pay the mortgage next month?
[sulk]
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...a very sensible dinner so that it could indulge in a delicious piece of tiramisu for dessert.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...less than thirty minutes before swimming. Should've listened to mother!
Posted by future king on :
... baked alaska.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...lime sherbet.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...ITS YOUNG!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...its mate!
Posted by future king on :
... very selectively; it wants to keep its girlish slim figure. Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...its tail.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...plenty of fiber. It was a regular thread.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...the Miracle Machine!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...with Miracle Whip!
Posted by future king on :
... with its hands.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... its heart out!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...the hearts of the brave warriors it had slain on the battlefield, in order to add their courage to its own!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...banned posters! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
...posted banners.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
... toasted nanners.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...roasted tanners.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...posting tenors! Posted by cleome on :
...the last of the ice cream, and then it put the empty container back in the freezer!!
Posted by future king on :
... its way to the top.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... Julia Roberts' teeth.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...the world on a string.
Posted by future king on :
... too many cheeseburgers with onions.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...peppermint schnapps cake.
*why?
Posted by cleome on :
...the ends of the white bread with peanut butter, and a glass of reconstituted powdered milk. The blizzard is making everyone scrape the bottom of the pantry at this point.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...auxiliary verbs.
Posted by future king on :
... a laxative
Posted by dedman on :
...all my cookies!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...candy guilt free.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Norwegian bachelor farmers.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...the smaller, jucier threads.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... my egg roll
Posted by dedman on :
...all the inane threads... OH NOES!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Bragg Liquid Aminos
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...thelma and Louise. It thought they were getting uppity.
Posted by future king on :
... cinanom, cimmonin, cimonium, cinnonimimum, ah I CAN'T DO THIS! Posted by Ram Boy on :
...BRAINS!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... the beatles... and spit their bloody carcass's back out.
Posted by future king on :
... up all of my red Smarties.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... it's own bum.
Posted by future king on :
... to stay alive.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...all of the green M&Ms.
Posted by future king on :
... waxed fruit.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...a Shell station.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...mllash's cookin'... and didn't regret it.
Posted by cleome on :
...the cold cereal even after it got soggy. Waste not, want not.
Posted by cleome on :
...SHARK LAD!
Posted by future king on :
... Grape Ape.
(lame I know, but how how does one top that awesome picture Cleome posted above?)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...a bowl of cheerful Cheerios.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...heartily.
Posted by He Who LSHes on :
... its young. Posted by Lad Boy on :
..a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...the rockettes... and thought it was a light meal, but tasty...with a little kick.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...nine ten.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: ...the rockettes... and thought it was a light meal, but tasty...with a little kick.
Posted by future king on :
... and left without paying! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... Philadelphia.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...Pov's pants!
Posted by cleome on :
...my mint-condition collection of Lakeside games!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...its own boogers when it thought we weren't looking.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: ...its own boogers when it thought we weren't looking.
... plus its own ear wax.
Posted by cleome on :
...chips of its chest, while half-undressed and playing Halo 2.
No one's classier than you, Thread. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...Outdoor Miner... and his mine.
Posted by cleome on :
...Tums. By the truckload, for what should be obvious reasons.
Posted by future king on :
... first, and asked questions later.
Posted by cleome on :
...hours and hours and hours of my time!
Posted by future king on :
... and went straight to the bathroom, threw up, then came back and ate again.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... leftovers.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...my evening snack! Damn you, thread, damn you!
Posted by future king on :
... to forget its pain and misery.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
boiled squirrel.
Posted by cleome on :
...that truckload of Thin Mints that I was saving for Exnihil's birthday!
(It tried to blame one of the Movie threads for its own gluttony, but I'm wise. Grrrr...)
Posted by future king on :
... the person that ate boiled squirrel!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... yo' mama!
Posted by future king on :
... *burp*, oh sorry.
Posted by cleome on :
...all of Marcel Proust's writings (and madelines) in one sitting. It was a very literary thread.
Posted by future king on :
... all it's potatoes and none of the meat.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...anderson cooper's head, and rush limbaugh's face.
Posted by cleome on :
...an apple a day, to keep the away.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
, drank, man, woman
Posted by future king on :
... THREAD HIJACKER!!!
Posted by cleome on :
...the short stack special every day for a week. I like pancakes, too. But not that much.
Posted by future king on :
... and ran out the door without paying! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Louisiana.... and got heartburn from the Gumbo.
Posted by future king on :
... ate and ate and ate, and finally exploded like that big fat guy in that classic Monty Python restaurant skit.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
TNT for to making the bombs like Daffy Duck.
Posted by future king on :
... explosive carrots, as in yet another classic cartoon.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
.. the mechanical rat from that Tom and Jerry cartoon, and farted sprockets.
Posted by future king on :
... grape. What's it look like? Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...cleveland,and threw up.
Posted by future king on :
... the red Smarties last.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... edible panties... but didn't like them.
Posted by future king on :
... a nice homemade rabbit stew, followed by fresh buttermilk pancakes made from scratch. Mmmmm - mmmmmm! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...future king's chances of getting invited to Fanfic Lady's birthday party.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: ...future king's chances of getting invited to Fanfic Lady's birthday party.
Aw, c'mon man!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...vorarephilia! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...Haiti.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
...Helen Mirren's knickers. It was a very naughty thread.
Posted by cleome on :
...those spun sugar bottles they use for cinematic bar fights.
No wonder the film went over budget. Posted by future king on :
... dirty, rotten,stinky socks.
Posted by cleome on :
...the stale bread, without even reviving it in the toaster oven first.
Bleah.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
.... boogers. Nasty thread.
Posted by future king on :
... kaka.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
that bird nest/guano soup... and then killed itself.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: that bird nest/guano soup... and then killed itself.
Someone's been watching Animal Planet again I see.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
actually, it was a "Factoid" in an old comic book I read as a kid. I was pretty grossed out by it. Bird Crap/Spit soup. What tha hell were you thinkin'?
Posted by future king on :
That bird's nest soup stuff is one of the world's greatest delicacies. It is also unbelievabley expensive ... something like $100 a bowl. No sh*t.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Pringle's. Once you pop, you can't stop!
Posted by future king on :
... leftover pasta and meatballs. Delicious!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
...a very, very fancy French dish whose name is so complicatedly French that you wouldn't even have the slightest idea of how to pronounce it and so I'm not even going to mention it, so there.
hahahahaha
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
French fries
Posted by future king on :
... Souvlaki on a bun. *burp* oh, excuse me.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: That bird's nest soup stuff is one of the world's greatest delicacies. It is also unbelievabley expensive ... something like $100 a bowl. No sh*t.
At THAT price, one would hope so...
Posted by Pov on :
..my shorts, man! Posted by future king on :
... it's weight in gold .....er, something like that anyway.
Posted by cleome on :
...so much at the Frying Dutchman's unlimited buffet that even Homer Simpson was jealous!
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: ...so much at the Frying Dutchman's unlimited buffet that even Homer Simpson was jealous!
Posted by future king on :
... Butternut squash soup - mmmmmmmm, mmmmmm!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Slovenia. Or was it Slovakia? One of those countries.
Posted by future king on :
_____ the previous thread.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... nits.
Posted by future king on :
_______ to stay in the race.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...ten. (After seven eight nine.)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...the Blood of the Ancients.
Posted by cleome on :
...freshly cooked shrimp chips!
(Mmmmmm...)
Posted by future king on :
... Kent Shakespeare's ancient blood! Posted by cleome on :
...blood oranges! Posted by future king on :
... us out of house and home.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Princess Beatrice of York's hat.
Posted by cleome on :
...a variety of foods by Beatrice™.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Billy, Dolly, Jeffy and PJ.
Posted by cleome on :
...all of Blacula's birthday cake!
Tsk!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
... 9.
Posted by Dave Hackett on :
The whole bag of magic mushrooms. Bogart.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
...bars, yeah where the people meet.
Posted by Dave Hackett on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: ...bars, yeah where the people meet.
Sometimes the thread eats the bar, and sometimes the bar eats the thread.
Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: ...Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul.
And then wisely decided against asking what might be on the dessert tray.
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