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Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?
Click Here For A SpoilerHe wanted a milk shake
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Uh, to bring all the boys to the yard?
[ETA- Now I'll never win that year's supply of canned squid!]
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Click Here For A SpoilerTo get to the udder side
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cleome46
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These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count.
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Where do space-cows like to land?
Click Here For A SpoilerOn the MOOn!
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Who's the favorite Legion villain among cows?
Click Here For A SpoilerTarik the Moote
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cleome46
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quote:Originally posted by MLLASH classic:
quote:Originally posted by cleome45: These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count.
Funniest post today!!
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Thank you! I'll be here all year! [smooch]
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Which Legion villain has udders that disintegrate anything they touch?
You guessed it . . . Moo-no.
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Eryk Davis Ester
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What do get when you cross a cow with a duck?
Click Here For A SpoilerMilk and quackers
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Eryk Davis Ester
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What do you get when you cross The United States with a cow?
Click Here For A SpoilerTo the end of the tip much slower than if you had used an airplane, a car, or even a horse. Man, it'd take forever to cross the U.S. with a cow!
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Why couldn't the offspring of Element Lad and Bova fly?
Click Here For A SpoilerBecause she was an E-Moo.
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