Power Boy has been out pumping iron, kissing babies, saving space kittens from trees, and upgrading his wardrobe. All tasks that he is performing with the style, grace and dignity of a natural born leader.
I've been working with the campaign staff to put the finishing touches on our platform. So, without further ado....
The OFFICIAL POWER BOY and JERRY 2012 CAMPAIGN PLATFORM
1. PB & J will work to make Legion World a better place. We dream of Legion World being a place where achievement, virtue, generosity of spirit, excellence, harmony, intellectual curiosity, good nutrition, moral character, proper hygiene, and fairness prevail. Should that dream ever become a reality, we'll be as shocked as anyone.
2. We will promote the idea of personal responsibility. In other words, calm your own damn tits.
3. PB & J support a financially responsible Legion World. In order to save money, Nam'Lor will not be allowed to pass GO. Nam'Lor will not be allowed to collect $200. In order to increase revenues, Quislet, Esq. will be charged a small fee each time he reaches a new posting milestone.
4. Jimgallagher's book will become required reading material for all Legion World Academy students.
5. We pledge to use the Miracle Machine to bring Lian Harper back to life.
6. He Who Wanders will be asked to stay put. Dude, you're making us dizzy.
7. Future's Legion Micros will be declared a national treasure.
8. Ken Aromdee will be appointed Ambassador of Continuity.
9. Proclamations will be signed declaring official Legion World holidays for the birthdays of Bob Rozakis, Erin Gray, and Joyce Dewitt.
10. The Legion World constitution will be amended to ban straight marriage.
11. An emancipation proclamation will be signed for Legion World's sheep.
12. Unemployment benefits will be extended indefinitely for all Hot 100 posters. We can't expect you to hold meaningful employment and post all day, can we?
13. Public funds will be utilized to provide contraception to Anita Cocktail. In a nod the to the communities of faith, we will declare a day of prayer, to pray that she uses it.
14. All available resources will be used to block the appointment of Fanfic Lady as Legion World's ambassador to the Neil Gaiman Fan Club.
15. Nightcrawler will be asked to demonstrate that he can, indeed, crawl at night.
16. The highest priority of the PB & J administration will be to ensure that POV retains his right to post without pants.
well, you lost my vote on #s 1, 5, 6, and 8.
Posted by Jerry on :
Hmm. We'll have to see how you feel when we enter the "Etch a Sketch" stage of the campaign.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hmmm....can't help but feel I'm NOT being pandered to here. Posted by Jerry on :
17. Cheese puffs for all and the establishment of an annual man boobs on parade festival.
Posted by Jerry on :
...and besides that, research indicated that the strong position on POV being without pants would appeal to your demographic.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Although Power Boy's bulging biceps have certainly won me over, as outgoing leader, I need to know that my interests will continue to be looked after in my retirement.
[ April 07, 2012, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Jerry on :
18. We support Rockhopper Lad as ambassador to that place where all the hot guys go.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
That will work. Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: ...and besides that, research indicated that the strong position on POV being without pants would appeal to your demographic.
I'd like to here more about positions and less about Pov's genetalia. Posted by Jerry on :
I don't think a discussion about POV's positions would be appropriate for a family board.
Posted by Power Boy on :
Thanks for holding it down Jerry!
I was away visiting my mom ... (that should be worth a few points in the polls right???)
Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:10. The Legion World constitution will be amended to ban straight marriage.
Rumors aside, I never got any wedding presents. So if you're that desperate for free appliances, you might want to consider setting up a slush fund... if indeed you have not done so already.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: [QB]12. Unemployment benefits will be extended indefinitely for all Hot 100 posters. We can't expect you to hold meaningful employment and post all day, can we?
This has gotten my interest. What benefits are we talking to exactly, and do they extend to significant others who are not in the Top 100?
Posted by Power Boy on :
I'd like to address that question ... and all future questions ... with a song ...
Is it too late to make a substantial donation to your campaign?
Posted by Jerry on :
Never too late and never too substantial. If we have anything left, we'll consider helping our opponents with their campaign debt, as well.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
PB&J, would you consider it scandalous, or rather, inspiring, to occasionally swap partners during your administration? For example... PB & Chocolate? Homemade biscuit and J?
Posted by Dev - Em on :
What about Nannergate?
Posted by Jerry on :
I find scandals to be inspiring. I love chocolate. I love homemade biscuits. We better ask Power Boy. He's the boss and I could easily get us into trouble on this one.
Posted by Power Boy on :
BAH! PB and J AND chocolate ... + biscuits
mmm hmmmm
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Is it too late to make a substantial donation to your campaign?
We do prefer them rich and flaky!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: BAH! PB and J AND chocolate ... + biscuits
mmm hmmmm
Reese's Biscuits! Now with jelly!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: BAH! PB and J AND chocolate ... + biscuits
mmm hmmmm
Reese's Biscuits! Now with jelly!
If this thread has led us to this divine place, then I know who I'm voting for.
Or maybe I should let the candidates take me out for a 6-course PB&J dinner first....
Posted by KryptonKid on :
I love PB&J on a plate I love PB&J in my mouth I love PB&J everyday
(Its not really a haiku, you know)
Posted by Jerry on :
Do you love us in a house? Do you love us with a mouse?
Do you love us here and there? Do you LOVE us anywhere !!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
This may have to be PB & J's official campaign song. Posted by Power Boy on :
*EPIC*
so epic my good 'friend' ... has tried to scale the fence and crash the campaign headquarters ...
Posted by Power Boy on :
So ... while security takes care of that ...
Jerry let's talk about our guest list for election night as the votes come in:
1st of all ... the decorations!
Posted by Power Boy on :
diverse decorations
we'll need dancers too ... (they have dancers at these things right?)
[ April 20, 2012, 01:01 AM: Message edited by: Power Boy ]
Posted by Power Boy on :
I've got some catering ideas ...
(this might get Lardy's vote.)
Posted by Power Boy on :
Grace Jones wants to be our music ... but I don't know ... I heard her last tour wasn't so great ...
we'll need a bouncer too ...
To keep my relatives out ... they are SUCH attention whores!
and poor Cookie Monster ... he's my best friend but ... kinda a train wreck ... not sure if I should invite him ...
and I just don't know WHO Lash is dating these days .... I wouldn't want to invite anyone who would make it uncomfortable ...
Posted by KryptonKid on :
PB, you're so organized! I can get behind a candidate like that.
Of course,..."We could use a man like Herbert Hoover again."
Posted by Jerry on :
Sounds like you have the guest list covered, Power Boy. Remember, win or lose it's still a VICTORY party and you have to give your speech during prime time.
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by KryptonKid: I love PB&J in my mouth I love PB&J everyday
quote:Originally posted by KryptonKid: I can get behind a candidate like that.
If only all LegionWorld citizens were as patriotic as you KryptonKid!!
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: Sounds like you have the guest list covered, Power Boy. Remember, win or lose it's still a VICTORY party and you have to give your speech during prime time.
I am thinking something along the lines of ... Click Here For A SpoilerAWWW YEAAAHHHHH BIITCCHESSSSSS !!!! Posted by Power Boy on :
Just got my formal wear back from the cleaners ... seems like it shrunk a bit.
Posted by MLLASH's back on :
I just felt the urge to say this about this year's election!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: I've got some catering ideas ...
(this might get Lardy's vote.)
D'Oh! Saw this after I'd already voted!
(Does this mean I voted for someone else? Not telling! )
In any case I would be shocked if anyone other than PB&J took this thing! Posted by Probability Pete on :
powergirl never did it for me. give me 70's supergirl or 60's batgirl.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy:
Just got my formal wear back from the cleaners ... seems like it shrunk a bit.
This my be a deciding factor for some folks. Posted by KryptonKid on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy:
quote:Originally posted by KryptonKid: I love PB&J in my mouth I love PB&J everyday
quote:Originally posted by KryptonKid: I can get behind a candidate like that.
If only all LegionWorld citizens were as patriotic as you KryptonKid!!
Put a flag on a pole and I'll salute it,PB. Posted by Power Boy on :
"By the mighty *glare* of MLLASH .... LET'S PARTY!!!!"
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This my be a deciding factor for some folks. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
