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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
-------------------- The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco
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Is it just me, and meaning no disrespect, but is this story sounding more, and more, like it was written by the Bierbaum's?
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of
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[intermission] Dateline Valorsday, the 41st of Lallor:
This is Toobig Forbritches with your forth moon news.
Topic: TELL a STORY
Has the ongoing effort from the Legion of Message Board Posters Jumped the Devilfish???
Unlike past efforts, the latest installment just doesn't seem to have that sense of teamplay. Meandering with little hope of finding a thread, the current run has built up a legion of subplots with little interplay and even less chance of resolution.
It has been reported that many members of the guild have recently relocated from substandard and temporary quarters, moving into new luxury surroundings. They have been joined by artists from other guilds.
Has this legion of artists been put off their best game by the new digs?
Have they lost their muse?
Can The Hussy get the talent on the same page, or at least down to a three page memo?
Rebuttal at post noon5
This has been Toobig Forbritches with your fourth moon news update.
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to
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EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate
-------------------- Touch the magic...
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quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: EYEFUL ETHEL saw Lester Spiffany arriving with Infectious Lass, Policy Pam and Gigi Cusimano at Dr. Mayavale's beachfront gynalogical clinic aka The Legion of Womb to inseminate all male sentients with his hauteur. Unfortunatly, nobody she knew believed that Mayavale operated with knowledge greater than Estimate Lad.
Meanwhile, inside Night Girl's bouffant, Insect Queen laid thousands of golden delicate spider-eggs for Ron-Karr's pleasure.
Suddenly, Rokk climbed on top of Blok. Unfortunatly, Blok collapsed and Rokk sprawled dramatically atop a pile of incredibly filthy Durlans.
"What do we impregnate first?"
"Sun Boy!" Cried Grinn, seemingly oblivious to his lack of sphincter. Gigi gasped. "Not the KOKO!"
Grinn giggled gruesomely then gently gargled liquorice until Grimbor decided Spaceopoly Lad needed Marla Latham's gigantic collection of KOKO Pebbles! What became confused. Who's on deck spewing forth orders to immolate Polar Boy's Buddhist icons?
"It's Duo Damsel, Disco diva of duplication!" brayed Ass O'Nine. "She's about to fornicate
again!!!"
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