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One of the funnier e-mail chain letters I've received lately. Create your sentence out of the following:
Pick the month you were born:
January: I kicked February: I loved March: I smoked April: I dry humped May: I choked on June: I injured July: I did the Macarena with August: I had lunch with September: I danced with October: I sang to November: I yelled at December: I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1: a birdbath 2: a monster 3: a phone 4: a fork 5: a Mexican 6: a gangster 7: my cell phone 8: my dog 9: my best friends' significant other 10: my neighbor 11: my science teacher 12: a banana 13: a fireman 14: a stuffed animal 15: a goat 16: a pickle 17: your mom 18: a spoon 19: myself 20: a baseball bat 21: a ninja 22: Chuck Norris 23: a noodle 24: a squirrel 25: a football player 26: my sister 27: my brother 28: an ipod 29: a permanent marker 30: a llama 31: a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White: because I'm cool like that. Black: because that's how I roll. Pink: because I'm not a comic book fan. Red: because the voices told me to. Blue: because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green: because I hate myself. Purple: because I'm cool. Gray: because I was drunk Yellow: because someone offered me $1,000,000. Orange: because I hate my family. Brown: because I was high. Other Color(s): because I'm a ninja. None: because I can't control myself.
From: Utah | Registered: Jul 2003
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I kicked my cell phone because I'm sexy and can do what I want!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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I had lunch with a permanent marker because I was drunk. (I wonder if it was the same one KP kicked )
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Blue Battler: Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...
"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."
That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.
From: Utah | Registered: Jul 2003
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-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Blue Battler: Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...
"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."
That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.
You could just change that one to "Lerrrroooyyy Jenkins!"
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Saturn Girl: Whoa Blue.... TMI, TMI......
I'm not supposed to get all worked up yet, it's too soon after surgery!
LOL.
I suppose I could have just said I was letting half of it hang out ... er... I'm going to stop now before I insert my foot into my mouth any farther ...
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