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Caleb
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If a rooster says "cocka-doodle-doo", what does a gay rooster say?

Any-cockle-doo

[ July 31, 2003, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Caleb ]

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Caleb
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okay -Sonnie Boy wins for the worst jokes. [Confused]

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quote:
Originally posted by Caleb:
okay -Sonnie Boy wins for the worst jokes.

No Caleb honey, I win with the MOST jokes, that Cockadoodledoo one was worse than the age old quiestion of why was the beach wet? and everyone knows it was because the sea weed....

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Caleb
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LOL

that one took a moment...

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That is my seven year old neices favourite joke, the first time I told her it she laughed so hard she wet herself. My brother and his wife were not too impressed with me.... they're a pair of po faced gits sometimes, honestly, what's wrong with childs urine on the back seat of a car when you're on a long journey? isn't it obligatory?

[Big Grin]

smile, it kills time between disasters

[ August 02, 2003, 05:46 AM: Message edited by: Sonnie Boy ]

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Sonnie, you make me smile [Smile]

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Kid Psychout
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What's red, has candles on top and tastes like meat?

An after-birthday cake.

...i'm so gonna like it round here.

(edited coz forgot how to tell my own damn joke)

[ August 05, 2003, 01:57 AM: Message edited by: Kid Psychout ]

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MLLASH
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OH MY GOD KID PSYCHOUT!!!!!!!!!!

happy happy happy happy!!!!!

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Sonnie
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
Sonnie, you make me smile

which is nice, thank you Danny, but I prefer it when you beg.....

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Sonnie
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oooh oooh got told the SICKEST joke yet last night....

Q: What do you get if you put a baby in a microwave?

A: An erection!

just try not to smile.... face it you know you're going top go to hell anyway....

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Sonnie
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quote:
Originally posted by Kid Psychout:
What's red and tastes like meat?

An after-birthday cake.

Classic!

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quote:
Originally posted by Sonnie Boy:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
Sonnie, you make me smile
which is nice, thank you Danny, but I prefer it when you beg.....

I will beg anytime for you [Smile]

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Sonnie
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So this guy I know had to take Sylvester his pet Rottweiller into see the vet as he (the dog) was cross eyed.

The vet picks the dog up and examines his eyes, shines a torch down his throat and looks at his teeth and said to my friend
"well... I'm going to have to put him down"

my friend replied "why? because of he has cross eyes?"

to which the vet said "no, it's because he's really heavy"

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then there was that man who walked into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "a pint please and one for the road.........."

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How do you know if you are borderline schizophrenic?

Half the voices in your head are speaking Spanish.

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