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Sneckie: That's what I'm trying to tell you, you idiot!! I CAN'T shed my skin anymore. (Slithers off, swishing tail angrily)
Val: That woman needs some spiritual retreat time! I love the way she broke that table with her tail as she stormed out the door.... ***sigh*** Maybe she'd like to go to Yoga camp with me this weekend.
VAL: Thank you Andrew. You have become a very good friend over these last few months.
FERRO: Yes, we have become very close, but I've been wondering....
(well, that was for the roughly half of the board membership that will pick up this ball and have fun with it. I'm going to run away hide now. I'f you need me I'll be on the General Comics board with my hetero head in the sand... )
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From: Sumner, ME | Registered: Jul 2003
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Ferro:...but I've been wondering...am I really qualified to go to yoga camp? Maybe someone could show me a few moves. I really think I need practice.
[Shikari overhears]
Shikari: I would be happy to help you prepare for this yoga camp, Iron Legion.
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Saturn Girl (appearing in doorway): I can't believe you're all sitting around here talking about yoga camp. Ferro, you're on Monitor Duty with Triad. Move it, NOW!!
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Shikari: Do as Hussy Legion says Iron Legion.
Val: Yeah, Andrew, don't want to get her nibs in a hissy fit! I can show you some yoga moves later.
Ferro: Really? Why...why that would be fun!
Val: Sure! Why don't you stop by my quarters after Monitor Duty. I could use a good workout.
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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[Cos, Live Wire, & Vi come running in. Followed by Jo & Val]
COS: What is it? That's the UP Interplanetary Menace Alarm!
JO: Look it's coming from Trom!
LIVE WIRE: Trom? But there's no one left on Trom! How can that be?
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Chuck and Purple run into the Monitor Room (with rather satisfied grins on their faces) carrying Val, who has been punished bloody.
Purple: Oh Help! Val was in his room practicing yoga when Validus broke in from nowhere and tied Val into a pretzel. Validus seemed to be in an almost jealous though mind controlled (hint to fellow plotters) rage!
Ferro: Val! please tell me he is alright????
Chuck: Ferro, you can see that he's been punished bloody!
COS: Well, whoever is on Monitor Duty will have to take care of him while everyone else is gone.
HUSSY LEGIO...I MEAN IMRA: That's Ferro. He stays on Moitor Duty. Everybody else head to the hanger! Cos, you lead the team to Trom, I'll lead the team to find Validus. Live Wire, Vi, & Jo, You're with me!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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COS: Umm, Huss...I mean Saturn Girl, that just leaves me and Triad to go to Trom!
TRIAD PURPLE: Don't you worry, Rokk honey, we'll take good care of you on the way!
IMRA: I guess you'd better take Shikari, Gear & Chuck with you as well. Where's Jekka I may need her with me.
JO [to Ferro]: Hold down the fort, kid.
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Imra: (to Ferro) Ferro, take Val to Medicus (thinks: "Hmmm, Ferro, nice Iron Butt!")
Ferro: (thinks: "Hmmmm, maybe I'll see Val-idus, he has such a nice Big Butt!")
Validus: (hiding in Medicus behind the water cooler (????) ) (thinks: "AAarrrgh, Saturn Girl, nice Mommy Butt!" and does an oedipus fade)
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Validus, emerging from fade and running down hallway: Mommy! Mommy!
Imra: I'm not your Mommy, you overgrown monstrosity! Now sit in that corner and give me those filthy socks! I'll put them in the robo-wash while you take some quiet time. SIT!