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ran through the town with a stumble and frown she cried and ran agan and agan, til meeting a tree at a quarter to three.
Headon was the collision, she was met with derision, And laughed at til engraged and she spat, "Laugh and scorn, my body wracked and worn, I still have the power, with scowl and glower, A curse on you, i now decide to spew...
May your dog bloat like a hog, may your cat go on the mat, may everyone you know, everyone you owe, collect at the drop of a hat, And when at long last, no matter how fast, you run and you scurry, off in a hurry... No matter how loggie, just like your doggy, Now you too have the ass that could not pass gas."
Horrified they cried, as their ears were fried, "Cursed, we have been, for the unpardonable sin, of laughing at the lass with gas! Fair and just, off we must rush, to relieve our terrible burden, the pain and the hurtin', We never should have laughed at the lass with the gas."
But try as they might, all through the night, with heaving and straining, and much complaining, their bloated bellies full of gas that would not pass, It came to an end, this is true, i swear my friend, when the lass with the ass that could not pass gas, Finally, mercifully blew.
Such was the stink, it melted the rink, full it was of ice, the stench was not nice! And with a sigh of relief, and a shrinking of belly, The whole town cried...."Whoa...Nelly!"
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