Not as well-known as The LMB, the Light Brigade or the Space Eunuchs Corps...yet.
This band of superbeings was formed by he who has the greatest origin of all...
HYPERMAN: Rocketed to planet earth from his doomed planet Chiclet by his scientist father, little Lak-Le was found by turnip farmers in Kansas. When the farmers picked up Lak-Le from the spaceship they discovered his dog, cat, monkey, horse and cousin were also inside!
The kindly turnip farmers adopted baby Lak-Le, his dog, cat, monkey, horse and cousin and raised them as their own.
Soon they discovered exposure to earth's atmosphere gave the human-like aliens and their animals weird powers beyond mortal ken!
The adventures of Hyperboy, Hypergirl, Asteroid the Hyperhorse, Chico the Hyperdog, Tinkles the Hypercat and Toppo the Hypermonkey soon became legendary!
And as Hyperboy grew into Hyperman, he became aware of OTHERS besides his cousin and animals with strange abilities...
Little Shannon Waite was leaving the Opera with his billionaire parents when they decided to take a short-cut through an unlit, dangerous alley.
They soon found themselves attacked by a foot fetishist who could not resist Mr. and Mrs. Waite's lavish, expensive footwear.
When the Waites could not be persuaded to turn over their shoes, the hoodlum shot them both, grabbed their shoes, sniffed them and ran off into the night! As he departed, he yelled back to Shannon: "Be glad you're wearing those crappy sneakers, kid!"
So traumatzed lttle Shannon spent the next 10 years mastering every known form of combat and inventing lots of cool gadgets. Realizing that criminals were a fearful lot, Shannon decided to don a disguise to induce fright. But what would be scary enough...?
At that moment, one of Shannon's starved guard dogs burst through the window and attacked him.
Soon after, Shannon hired a butler to feed the guard dogs and adopted the mysterious identity of DOBERMAN!
He also adopted a 15-year old orphan and dressed him as a poodle, but that's another whole story there.
Blessed by the Greek gods, the amazonian women of hidden Fantastic Island led an ideal life. But they kept hearing about how things were going to heck in a handbasket in the outside world.
Determined to spread their fantastic man-less lifestyle, the amazonian queen Rhinolytta took a slab of clay and carved a hot chick out of it.
Zues, thinking he might score with the clay-babe, brought the clay statue to life.
But Rhinolytta would have none of it. She instead dressed the woman-- now named Deedra-- in the colors of the United States because "Everyone knows that the United States is the world's most perfect culture outside of Fantastic Island!" as she put it. And soon after, LADY LIBERTY made her debut in Male's World!
There was also some stuff about a contest, but everyone threw the competition because no one but Deedra wanted to leave Fantastic Island.
NEXT: I helped a dying alien and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!
Teen layabout Chaz Jones was strolling in the park one day, in the merry month of May.
He ventured into a heavily wooded area of the park, where he discovered a skinny, ugly little alien trapped beneath a tree that had fallen over.
The alien implored Chaz to help it; Chaz refused to assist unless the alien critter gave him some kind of superpower.
The deal made, Chaz easily lifted the small tree off of the wimpy alien.
The alien pulled a teal green t-shirt from his bag and gave it to the shirtless Chaz. The alien then promptly disappeared.
Pissed, Chaz went home.
But he eventually donned the t-shirt and discovered it's unique abilities-- force-field, creation of hard-light objects and gravity-cancelling, enabling Chaz to fly!
The stupid alien had lived up to his bargain after all!
Chaz decided to fight crime for pay under the name TEAL T-SHIRT and hasn't taken the t-shirt off in going on 4 years.
Janitor Harry Ali was mopping up the floors late one night at the lab he worked for. He noticed the thundertorm brewing outside, but wasn't concerned about it.
He DID get concerned when lighting crashed through the window and struck him. Harry stumbled backward into a table full of weird chemicals that spilled all over him.
It was then that he noticed he could now move as fast as lightning. "It must have been the combination of the lightning and the chemicals!" he surmised as a janitor is wont to do.
Taking the code-name ZIPPER, Harry quickly became the bane of evildoers everywhere, amassing a large and eclectic bad-guy's gallery!
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There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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Ooh, I can't wait for the origins of Atlantiman, the Fuschia Archer, the Venusian Vixenhunter and the stocking-clad sorceress, Cadabra, who casts her spells in ig-pay atin-lay!
Fun stuff.
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: HYPERMAN: Rocketed to planet earth from his doomed planet Chiclet by his scientist father, little Lak-Le
Much later, Lak-Le will face his greatest challenge, a bizarre chalk-white version of himself that talks funny and is called Un-Lak-Le, the Bizarro Hyperman!
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