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Topic: Trash Lass, Girl Garbage Collector: The Series!
MLLASH
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posted July 10, 2004 10:02 PM
TRASH LASS # 1 PAGE 1 Panel 1 *a hot blonde chick lies in bed, a digital clock reads 4:29. Panel 2 *clock reads 4:30, an alarm sounds* Panel 3 *the hot blonde chick rises wearily* Panel 4 *she stretches, breasts prominent* Panel 5 hot blonde, to reader: Another day, another dump truck. [ July 10, 2004, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Leap Year Lord
Right now.
posted July 10, 2004 10:06 PM
quote: Originally posted by MLLASH: *a hot blonde chick likes in bed, a digital clock reads 4:29. Likes what? This isn't an all-ages project, is it?
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MLLASH
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posted July 10, 2004 10:15 PM
PAGE 2 Panel 1 *hot blonde in shower* Hot blonde: Everyone always asks me why I didn't become an actress or a model. Panel 2 *hot blonde getting dressed* Hot blonde: I mean, let's be honest, with a face and body like this, I SHOULD have, right? Panel 3 *hot blonde putting on makeup* Hot blonde: WRONG. Sometimes you have to follow your heart, and my heart has always led me... Panel 4 *exiting home* Hot blonde: ...to the street. Panel 5 *getting in convertible* Hot blonde: My name is Brenda Fleer. I collect garbage for a living. AND a hobby. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 10, 2004 10:26 PM
PAGE 3 Panel 1 *driving down expressway* Brenda: Can you imagine how horrified my family was when I was hired by the Department of Sanitation? Panel 2 *flashback* Brenda's Dad: I don't think I heard you right. Brenda: I'm going to be a garbage girl. Brenda's Mom: Couldn't you just pick up a nice heroin habit instead? Panel 3 *driving* Brenda: Eventually, they came to terms with it... I guess. We never, EVER mention it anymore. Panel 4 *pulling up into Dept of Sanitation HQ* Brenda: The JOB part of my garbage collecting is about to begin. Panel 5 *entering building* Brenda: The HOBBY part comes... after hours. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 10, 2004 10:41 PM
PAGE 4 Panel 1 *Brenda enters breakroom* caption: I work with some really nice guys... and more than a few putzes. panel 2 *a very large black man approaches Brenda* captions: Here's one of the sweeties. Brenda: Hi, Bobo! Panel 3 Bobo: Yo, baby-- cut the shizzle! When're you and me gonna get down to the tizzle? Panel 4 Brenda: Oh, Bobo! You KNOW I only date skinny men! Panel 5 *tickling Bobo* Brenda: And you're chunk-style, aren't you, Bobo? *tee hee!* Bobo: *chuckle* There's an awful lot of me to love. Panel 6 Brenda: And I'm afraid I'm not woman enough for the task! So, what part of town do we have today? Bobo: Orange Mound. Panel 7 Brenda: Good! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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posted July 10, 2004 11:18 PM
I'd dish out extra for this!
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MLLASH
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posted July 10, 2004 11:56 PM
So I should go prestige format, you think? PAGE 5 Panel 1 Bobo: "Good"? You so crazy! Orange Mound ain't nothing but a junkyard, full o' rats! Panel 2 *Brenda suiting up in uniform* Brenda: And I wouldn't have it any other way. Panel 3 Bobo: You wanna drive? Brenda: I never want to drive. Panel 4 Bobo: I know-- I just don't GET you, girl-- why you wanna haul trash, a fine white lady like you? Panel 5 Brenda: Oh, you know, just keeping it real. Bobo: Mmmhmm. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 11, 2004 07:09 AM
PAGE 6 Panel 1 *Brenda and Bobo hanging onto back of garbage truck* caption: I never drive. EVER. Panel 2 *Brenda dragging a garbage receptacle to dump truck* caption: If I drove, I wouldn't be able to see the garbage. I'd miss things. Important things. Panel 3 *opens garbage receptacle* caption: Like the people that live here... someone's been ill... maybe deathly ill... Panel 4 *shows contents of trash can* caption: Adult diapers, empty antibiotic prescription bottles... statements from the health clinic... Panel 5 *Brenda dumping the trash can* caption: The garbage tells me its secrets, and then I throw it away. But I remember the secrets. I always remember. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 11, 2004 01:50 PM
PAGE 7 Panel 1 *Bobo and Brenda enter breakroom* Bobo: I'm feeling mighty fine 'cause its lunch time! Panel 2 Brenda: Now, Bobo-- you have a salad with me today, okay? Bobo: Salad? You trippin'! I'm having me a double cheeeeeseburger! Panel 3 *as Bobo exits, Brenda sits down with her salad* Panel 4 *ominous shadows approach Brenda* Panel 5 *she looks up* Brenda: Oh! It's you... Panel 6 Brenda: Hello, Gregory. Hello, Catfish. caption: And these 2 were definitely of the "putz" persuasion. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 13, 2004 07:21 PM
PAGE 8 Panel 1 Brenda: To what do I owe this pleasure? Gregory *to Catfish*: Go find Bobo. Let him know you'll be filling in for Ms. Fleer the rest of the day. Panel 2 Brenda: What...!!? Panel 3 Gregory: Don't raise your voice, Ms. Fleer. That would seem... insubordinate. Panel 4 Brenda: Don't you "insubordinate" me! Why are you pulling me from my shift? Panel 5 Gregory: Take a few minutes. Finish your salad. Then report to my office, Ms. Fleer. Panel 6 *Gregory walking away from table* Brenda: But, what... Gregory: My office. When you're done with lunch, of course. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 15, 2004 05:48 PM
PAGE 9 Panel 1 Bobo: What's the problem, Brenda? Catfish said he's finishing out today for you. Brenda: I don't know. Gregory wants me in his office. Panel 2 Bobo: Mmm hmmm. That ain't the only place he wants you. Brenda: I know. Hold up a bit before you head back out, Bobo. Panel 3 Bobo: Why? Brenda: Because I'll be going back out with you. Panel 4 Bobo: Damn! You are the most dedicated-est to trash collecting white lady I ever did see! Panel 5 Brenda: *kissing Bobo on cheek* Thanks, sweetie! I won't be long, now. panel 6 Bobo: *calling out as Brenda exits* Don't you do nothin' to get yourself in trouble, girl! Brenda: I won't! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 16, 2004 04:08 AM
PAGE 10 Panel 1 *Brenda enters Gregory's office* Gregory: Ah, Ms. Fleer. Brenda: Let's cut the crap, Gregory. What's going on here? Panel 2 Gregory: Now Ms. Fleer... you have been a MOST dedicated employee for the Department of Sanitation. Brenda: I know. Panel 3 Gregory: In the four years you've been employed, you've been Employee of the Month multiple times. You have NEVER missed or been tardy for a shift. Brenda: And I never will, if I can at all help it... including my afternoon shift TODAY. Panel 4 Gregory: So it's unlikely I would be able to convince you to accept a promotion? Brenda: To work in this office? VERY unlikely. I like working the street. Panel 5 Gregory: What if, by accepting the promotion, it would mean an advancement and salary increase for your good friend Bobo? He'd be able to buy some lavish gowns for that weekend burlesque show of his. Panel 6 *Brenda, looking irritated* caption: DAMN him. Brenda: Look... let me go back out with Bobo this afternoon... and he and I will talk this over. Panel 7 Gregory: An excellent idea, Ms. Fleer. Send Catfish to my office, will you? Brenda: Certainly. And I'll see you at the end of the day -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 17, 2004 05:46 PM
PAGE 11 Panel 1 *Brenda & Bobo on back of garbage truck, both giggling* Bobo: "Weekend Burlesque Show"? And all this time I thought it was just regular ol' drag! There IS such a thing as too much education. Brenda: God! Gregory has got to have the world's biggest ROD up his butt! Panel 2 Bobo: What you trying to say about Gregory there, Brenda? Brenda: Oh, I'm not saying he's gay... he doesn't have to be what with that permanently wedged rod! Panel 3 Bobo: You ain't right! Brenda: Never claimed to be. But seriously, Bobes... what do you REALLY think about it...? Panel 4 Bobo: Look, sure a raise would be nice, but I make out just fine already... and they're gonna give me my yearly increase anyway in a few months... and I can't imagine not having you around every day... Panel 4 Brenda: You are TOO sweet... Bobo: So what I'm trying to say is, DON'T DARE do it on my account. Panel 5 Brenda: You're a good friend, Bobo. Bobo: Remember that and bring extra money next time you come see my "burlesque show"! Panel 6 *Bobo and Brenda giggling again* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 25, 2004 02:17 PM
PAGE 12 Panel 1 *shot of cityscape* caption: Night falls over Memphis. Panel 2 *shot of Brenda's convertible* caption: I love this city, really I do. But I hate it too. Panel 3 *passes by a drag queen prostitute* caption: it's so... dirty. Panel 4 *Brenda's car parking outside a dark warehouse* caption: So I do what I can to tidy it up. Panel 5 *shot of Brenda's feet approaching warehouse door* caption: This is where the "hobby" part comes in... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted July 25, 2004 02:51 PM
PAGE 13 *full-page splash of Brenda in full TRASH LASS gear & costume, kicking door in* Trash Lass: Avon calling! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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