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Author Topic: Trash Lass, Girl Garbage Collector: The Series! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Wayne... as a HUGE fan of Giffen, you have made my DAY. Wow, I could kiss you! And J. Scott Campbell is welcome to draw Trash Lass anytime he wants! I encourage readers to envision these scripts in the art style of their choice! [ March 14, 2005, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Tempest Enchantress posted                           Ok, I just finished reading this last night. It's fantastic, I have to admit, I was feeling icky after reading Pustule's powers, but that's because I just hate pus...ghahh...but the story is great and I love the Savage She-He. Great stuff, Lash! -------------------- And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift... From: The Mansion | Registered: Mar 2004  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Thanks, Viv! I kinda think the Savage She-He is pretty groovy too! I'm going to see what I can do about getting the rest of issue # 2 knocked out ASAP. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 6 Panel 1 *Josie Pickles is now bathed in eerie glow* Josie: OOOoowwwWWWch! Panel 2 Josie: What the HELL was THAT? Panel 3 Josie: And why do I feel so... odd? Panel 4 Gregory, off-panel: JOSIE!!!!!!! Panel 5 Josie thought-caption: Crap! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 7 Panel 1 *Gregory bursting into Josie's office* Gregory: What the hell is going on here! My window! It's broken! What have you done, you fat, stupid... Panel 2 Josie: *sobbing* P... please, Mr. Pegues... Panel 3 *scene depicts Gregory bathed in weird glow, eyes glassed over* Panel 4 Gregory: *getting on knees* I... adore you... Miss Pickles... you are so... Panel 5 caption: ...beautiful... *scene depicts face-shot of Josie; her hair and clothes are dishevelled, her makeup is running and her face is bleeding from being hit by the meteor* Josie: What? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 8 Panel 1 Gregory: Will... you... marry me? Josie: Mr. Pegues! How I've longed to hear you-- Panel 2 Catfish: *entering office* Yo, Mr. Pegues, I--- what the crap--? Panel 3 *depicts Catfish bathed in glow, glassy-eyed* Panel 4 Catfish: Miss Pickles... I love you! Panel 5 Josie: Something seems very not right here. Panel 6 Gregory: If lovin' you is wrong... Catfish: I don't wanna be right! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 9 Panel 1 caption: Meanwhile, back in the breakroom... Brenda: Well, I guess we'd better get to it then. Bobo: Waitaminnit.... somethin' ain't right... I feel... I feel... Panel 2 Brenda: Bobo...? *concerned, touching his arm* Panel 3 *Bobo pushes Brenda aside* Panel 4 Brenda: BObo..! What are you---! Panel 5 *depicts Brenda noticing Bobo and other co-workers, entranced, filing out of breakroom* Panel 6 Brenda: Okay, something is WAY not right here. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 10 Panel 1 *Brenda waving her hand in front of random garbageman* Brenda: HelLO!! Panel 2 *random garbageman pushes her aside* Random garbageman: You must... not... stand in the way... of my love! Panel 3 Brenda: And if I do...? Panel 4 other garbagemen: *turning to her, looking menacing* You will be... moved! panel 5 Brenda: HooooKAY then. Fine, not blocking you, then. Wouldn't want to mess with love. Go on ahead. Panel 6 Brenda caption: Good thing I keep extra gear in my locker here! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 11 Panel 1 caption: Elsewhere... Shadowy figure: Bring those nincompoops in here at once! man: Yessir! Panel 2 *Pustule, Vermin and Hen-Pecker enter* Hen-Pecker: BCAW! Panel 3 Shadowy figure: I trust you three have no desire to return to jail anytime soon? Pustule: No-sir! You can't realize how horrible jail is for someone who looks like me! Another night there and who knows who would have tried to make me their bee-yotch...! panel 4 Shadowy figure: SILENCE, dolt! Hen-Pecker: He's impudent, boss! Should I peck? Panel 5 Shadowy figure: *sigh* I cannot believe you three are the most formidable omegas in Memphis...! Panel 6 Pustule: To be fair Boss, Hen-Pecker isn't even an omega... she's just a retard in a chicken suit. Panel 7 Hen-Pecker: *pecks Pustule's neck with faux beak* BCAW!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 12 Panel 1 Pustule: OWWWW! Keep away, you...! Panel 2 Hen-Pecker: IMPUDENCE! Will PECK! BCAW Panel 3 Shadowy figure: *sigh* Hen-Pecker! Pustule will be punished for his impudence later. For now, you must remember he is your boss... Panel 4 Pustule: That's RIGHT! Panel 5 Shadowy figure: For just one more night, unless he brings me the head of this Trash Lass! Panel 6 Vermin: heh. Pustule: gulp! Hen-Pecker: BCAW!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 13 Panel 1 caption: meanwhile, back with the recently-mutated by space-meteorite radiation receptionist named Josie Pickles... *scene depicts Dept of Sanitation employees (all male) fawning over Josie* Panel 2 Josie thoughts: Well, a girl could certainly learn to like this... Panel 3 Josie thoughts: ...though it seems strange that none of these guys ever cared anything about me before... random male: *presents her with flowers* For you... Miss Pickles... Panel 4 Josie thoughts: ...until, of course, that weird rock thingie crashed through the window and hit me. Hmmm... could these events be related? And... Panel 5 Josie: ...do I really care? Mr. Pegues: *giving her money* You are so lovely... a siren... a big siren... Panel 6 Josie: "Big Siren"? I like it! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 14 Panel 1 *smallish panel at top left of page* Josie: Bow before your Big Siren-- peons! *titter* off-panel voice: The only bowing I'll be doing-- Panel 2 *rest of page splash panel* Trash Lass: *standing all heroic-ey looking* --is to pick up the trash! Josie/Big Siren: Who the--! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 15 Panel 1 Trash Lass: I'm Trash Lass-- and I'm here to make sure things stay clean! Panel 2 Big Siren: The way you're dressed, it looks like you're more into dirt... WHORE! Panel 3 Trash Lass: *shocked expression* thoughts: NO, she di-ent! That's mousy Josie Pickles everyone seems to be mesmerized by. And when did she get all the 'tude? Panel 4 Mr. Pegues: Miss Pickles... Big Siren: That's BIG SIREN-- you moron! *titter* Panel 5 Mr. Pegues: One Billion Apologies, my love... Big Siren: Accepted! Mr. Pegues: ...but the sight of this woman enrages me! Panel 6 *Big Siren turns from Gregory Pegues to face "camera" Panel 7 *Closeup on Big Siren* Big Siren: Then.... DESTROY HER! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 16 Panel 1 *all the mesmerized sanitation workers advance upon Trash Lass menacingly* Panel 2 Trash Lass: What a pickle! Panel 3 *depicts Bobo looking all confused and stuff, no longer advancing with his co-workers toward Trash Lass Panel 4 *Bobo shaking his head* Panel 5 Bobo thoughts: What the dickens...!! Panel 6 Bobo thoughts: Uh oh! Looks like Trash Lass is in another pickle-- with Josie Pickles! Panel 7 *Bobo running out of room as Big Siren looks on* Big Siren: Foolish mortal! You dare leave me in my time of need? You will PAY-- IN SPADES! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 17 Panel 1 *Trash Lass side-steps a swing from a mesmerized garbageman* TLass' thoughts: "Foolish mortal? Pay in spades?" Sounds like Josie... or Big Siren... is coming a little unhinged. Panel 2 *TLass ducks a swing from Catfish* TLass' thoughts: At least her mind-control or whatever it is seems to have slowed down everyone... Panel 3 *TLass flips backwards from a few random garbagemen* TLass' thoughts: ...but how do I stop them without hurting them? I know these people! Panel 4 Big Siren: Idiots! Ninnies! Trained chimps could do better! Kill her! KILL her! KILL HER!! panel 5 off-panel voice: Ahh, SHADDUP! *Big Siren looks shocked* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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