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Author Topic: Trash Lass, Girl Garbage Collector: The Series! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 18 *mimics layout of page 14* Panel 1 *smallish panel at left top corner* Big Siren: Who-- or WHAT-- are YOU? Panel 2 *rest of page splash* She-He: *mimics TLass pose from page 14* Men call me... THE SAVAGE SHE-HE! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 19 Panel 1 Big Siren: Oh? And what do women call you? Panel 2 She-He: *knocks out an attacking garbageman* Some not unlike you call me-- their worst nightmare! Panel 3 Big Siren: Whatever. You're a MAN, underneath that tacky gown and glittery makeup-- and that means... you're MINE. Panel 4 She-He: *smacks mesmerized garbageman with clutch* Sorry, baby... you don't do squat for the Savage She-He! Panel 5 Trash Lass' thoughts: *fighting* Again that drag queen has appeared to save my hash! She's going to give me a complex or something! Panel 6 Gregory Pegues: Big... Siren.... I hear... loud sirens... Panel 7 Big Siren: The fuzz! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 20 Panel 1 Big Siren: *pointing at Trash Lass and She-He* Advance on them, my mind-slaves, while your Big Siren makes good her escape! Panel 2 *the mesmerized garbagemen approach our heroes menacingly* She-He: Dagnabbit!! She's gonna get away! Trash Lass: Not if I can help it... Panel 3 *Trash Lass hurls garbage-lid shield* Panel 4 *shield smacks Big Siren* Big Siren: EEEeeeeKKK! Panel 5 She-He: Y'GOT her! Trash Lass: Yes, but look..! Panel 6 *two garbagemen carrying Big Siren away* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 21 Panel 1 Trash Lass: There's no way we can defeat all of these garbagemen, She-He! She-He: Maybe we won't have to... Panel 2 *mesmerized garbagemen looking woozy* Panel 3 *mesmerized garbagemen collapsing* Panel 4 Trash Lass: Well... that was fortunate... She-Hee: Indeed... Panel 5 She-He: *pointing* ...though this isn't. Trash Lass: Oh, crap! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 22 *page is a 9 panel grid... second panel of second row (Panel 5) features Trash Lass and She-He looking at various other panels (ala the Brady Bunch) Each of the 8 other panels features a different police officer holding a gun. All officers in all other 8 panels: FREEZE! NEXT: You're going DOWN, Trash Lass! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       TRASH LASS, GIRL GARBAGE COLLECTOR # 3 PAGE 1 *depicts TL and She-He surrounded by officers, one of which is stating the title in an oversize dialogue-bubble: "You're going DOWN, Trash Lass!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 2 Panel 1 Trash Lass: But we didn't DO anything...! Panel 2 officer: We received a 911 call about a riot going on here! Hands to the sky! Panel 3 caption: Dangit all! *She-He raising hands* Panel 4 *closeup on She-He's bracelet firing one of those grappling-cord thingies* Panel 5 *She-He. embracing Trash Lass* Panel 6 *She-He and Trash Lass rising as officers look on flabbergasted* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 3 Panel 1 *She-He and Trash Lass stuck against the ceiling* Panel 2 *Officers laughing* Panel 3 Officer: Way to go, dumb-ass! Panel 4 She-He: I guess I should have thought that through more. Trash Lass: You tried, She-He... and for that I thank you. Panel 5 officer: Now you two just, heh-- hang tight... heh heh... while we fetch a ladder and the tasers... Panel 6 Trash Lass, caption: How will I ever explain this to my parents...? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 4 Panel 1 *officers milling about* random officer: "Hang tight"... you crack me up! officer from page 3, panel 5: It just, y'know, CAME to me...! Panel 2 *all officers (6 male, 2 female) stiffen* Panel 3 Trash Lass *still hanging from ceiling with She-He*: uh oh... I've seen THAT before...! Panel 4 She-He: *whispering* Don't say a word. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 5 Panel 1 *Big Siren, along with the 2 garbagemen who carried her out last issue, enters* Big Siren: It is I-- BIG SIREN-- returned to enact my reven-- Huh? Panel 2 Big Siren: Wow, there's a lot of police here now... Panel 3 female officer: You are... so stunning... Panel 4 Big Siren: *surprised* What?!? Panel 5 other female officer: I... love you... first female officer: I love you... even more... Panel 6 Big Siren: Ooooooh! I get it... *titter* it's a 'Cagney and Lacey' thing... [ April 06, 2011, 01:21 AM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 6 Panel 1 Big Siren: And what about you boy cops? Anyone playing for the other team? Panel 2 *one officer-- very handsome-- shaking his head as if trying to wake up* Panel 3 handsome officer: Lady, who the hell are-- Panel 4 Big Siren: SHOOT HIM, SLAVES! Panel 5 *other 7 officers shoot handsome officer* Panel 6 *Trash Lass and She-He, still hanging above, horrified expressions* TL caption: Good God! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 7 Panel 1 Big Siren: Obviously that blonde whore and her disgusting female-impersonating ally have fled. Panel 2 *Big Siren notices Greg Pegues among the still-unconscious Sanitation workers* Panel 3 Big Siren: *to her 2 still-mesmerized garnagemen* YOU TWO! Carry Mr Pegues with us! Garbagemen: Yes, my Siren! Panel 4 Big Siren: *to officers* And you lot-- I've always wanted a police escort! officer: We will ensure your safety, oh gorgeous one! Panel 5 Big Siren: See that you do, idiot! Let us be away! I must plot my revenge against those that attacked me! caption: My mind-slaves from before... all unconscious... lesbian women, also subject to my will-- this weird power has so many variables and unknowns I still must learn about! All in due time, I suppose... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 8 Panel 1 *B.Siren & others exiting* Big Siren: Hurry up, morons! You will find me somewhere lavish to rest up for... REVENGE! Panel 2 *door slamming shut* Panel 3 *shot of unconscious Sanitation workers* Panel 4 *shot of dead police officer* Panel 5 *shot of Trash Lass and She-He, still dangling against the ceiling* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 9 Panel 1 Trash Lass: We need to get down from here! Panel 2 She-He: Can do... going down! Panel 3 *She-He and Trash Lass land as grappling-cord bracelet extends again* Panel 4 Trash Lass: This-- this is a disASTER! That officer was gunned down in cold blood...! And how the hell did the officers even KNOW... even GET HERE so fast...? Panel 5 She-He: *trying to revive Catfish* That's... that's my fault... I made the 911 call... Told them that an omega-heroine named Trash Lass was in trouble... I thought I was trying to help, but... Panel 6 Trash Lass: Who ASKED for your help? I sure didn't! And now that officer is dead... the police know Trash Lass EXISTS...! Oh, and I suppose we shouldn't neglect to mention all the people KIDNAPPED by Big Siren! Way to HELP, She-He. She-He: *obviously distressed* I'm... I'm sorry...! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 10 Panel 1 Catfish: *oooOOooooh* She-He: He's waking up! Panel 2 Trash Lass: They ALL are-- thank God! Panel 3 *shot of various Sanitation officers stirring* Panel 4 Trash Lass: I've gotta go! I've got to take a shower-- wash the stink of this... this awful mess off of me and figure out what to do next! Panel 5 She-He: But, TL...! Trash Lass: I'm sorry too, She-He... but I've got to go. Shower. Shower. Panel 6 *door slams* She-He: Trash Lass! caption: Well, shoot. Guess I better re-Bobofy before everyone comes fully to. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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