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Author Topic: Trash Lass, Girl Garbage Collector: The Series! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 12 Panel 1 *Freaksmasher & Henpecker fighting* F.Smasher: Stay still, featherbrain! Damn, you get on my NERVES...! Henpecker: BCAW! Why? Panel 2 F.Smasher: Why? WHY?!!? BCAW! THAT'S WHY! BCAW!!!! *morphed into giant humanoid knife* Panel 3 *Henpecker avoiding his lunges* F.Smasher: BCAW you're stupid! BCAW you're a retard! BCAW you fu%$%ing ANNOY me! Panel 4 *Henpecker turns her back to F.Smasher, bent forward slightly* Panel 5 *repeat panel but with 2 oversize egg-shaped objects hurtling from... somewhere in the back of the chicken costume* Panel 6 *the 'eggs' break open on Freaksmasher* F.Smasher: What the f$%^...! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 13 Panel 1 *Freaksmasher collapsing* F.Smasher: No... freakin' WAY, man... uuuuh...* Panel 2 Henpecker: I seriously doubt that a stupid retard could have devised my collection of specialty eggs, like those sleeping-gas ones you just encountered-- or the propulsion system that launches them, Impudence-face. And one more thing... Panel 3 *Henpecker leaning into F.Smasher's unconscious face* Henpecker: BCAW!!!! Panel 4 *The Snatch on floor, blood everywhere from neck wound* tan caption: Vision's going white... that's not good... blood pressure bottoming out... Panel 5 *different angle of Snatch* tan caption: Noah, WHY wouldn't you join us... You never feared anything... well, except after that night... you feared... Panel 6 *closeup of Snatch's face* tan caption: JUNEBUG. You feared JUNEBUG. You knew. YOU KNEW. Panel 7 *head rising up somewhat from floor* Snatch: YOU KNEW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 14 *this page should be divided into 2 equally sized panels, running horizontally, split in the middle* Panel 1 *depticts the entire room of G.A.R.B.A.G.E. HQ and what is currently happening: Henpecker standing by the just-defeated Freaksmasher, the dead Pustule nearby, face-down; She-He on floor, stirring; Trash Lass and Junebug/Hannah battling as both Gregs/Doubledare surround them; The Snatch in her bloody pool, surrounded by light. Panel 2 Everyone is still in the same location, but they are now inside Noah/Knowitall/Homeboy's mansion; his femme-soldiers are mixed in now as well. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 15 Panel 1 femme-soldier: BREACH! BREACH! Take 'em ALL out! Panel 2 *femme soldier whacked by She-He* She-He: Shut up, dear. Mama's got a KILLER migraine. Panel 3 *Doubledares take out a couple of soldiers; rayblasts flying* Panel 4 *Henpecker takes out a soldier* Panel 5 *Trash Lass and Junebug continue to fight; a stray rayblast is shown hitting a curtain behind them* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 16 Panel 1 Knowitall: *heavily armed* EVERYONE FREEZE! Panel 2 Junebug: Well, if it isn't little McNuggets himself! He's done gone and made himself all half-robot, he has. GUess he HAD to, after I got done chowing down on him... Panel 3 Knowitall: No... Good God, no... Panel 4 *Junebug knocks away Trash Lass* Junebug: My how things can change. Looks like this time, I'm invading YOUR home, McNuggets. Mighty nice of our little teleporting girlfriend to bring us here. And might I say SHE'S a tasty little treat... Panel 5 *Junebug knocks away a soldier, getting closer to Knowitall* Junebug: And you just don't DARE kill me... never know if you do where I'll end up NEXT, DO ya now? Yes, you've studied all UP on me, haven't you? Panel 6 *Junebug faces Knowitall directly* Junebug: Now you know full well you aren't going to shoot me, darling. Of course, I could switch you and make you shoot yourself, couldn't I? And I think I will... AFTER you take a moment to soak in what your handiwork has wrought... Hannah, DEAD. Your teleporting girlfriend over there... DEAD. Freaksmasher? He's been switched since "Hannah" told the press he was dead, years ago... I made him live in a human RAT form, for kicks. And your best bud, Doubledare? HAH! Nothing more than my MALE CONCUBINE! You ready to blow your brains out yet, darling? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 17 Panel 1 *Knowitall blasts Junebug's face with raygun* Panel 2 *entire rest of cast looks all freaked out* Panel 3 Knowitall: Fu%^&%ing mind-controllers. I HATE 'em... been my mission for years to-- Relax, people, she isn't dead. Panel 4 green caption: She's been lobotomized. *depicts Junebug, eyes blank, drooling at mouth* Panel 5 Knowitall: Man, am I ever glad THAT worked... it hadn't been tested yet... Panel 6 *rest of cast looks away from him* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 18 Panel 1 Knowitall: *to Doubledare* Man, Greg... I didn't know this had been going on for years, man... I figured you were, y'know, enjoying the life of a city employee... Panel 2 Doubledare: A freakin' DESK job... with the department of sanitation? Panel 3 *Doubledare punches Knowitall* Panel 4 Doubledare: Thought you knew it ALL, man. You better see that Yolanda gets a proper burial. Panel 5 *picking up Freaksmasher* Doubledare: C'mon, Shaun... shake it off... we're getting you out of here... Panel 6 *rest of cast, staring at Knowitall* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 19 Panel 1 Knowitall: What the HELL are you all looking at? Schante, get them OUT OF HERE!! Panel 2 Schante/soldier: This way, people... NOW. Panel 3 *Trash Lass, She-He & Henpecker exiting Knowitall's outer gates* Panel 4 She-He: *hugs TL* Oh, sweetie... I'm SO SORRY for... EVERYTHING! Panel 5 Trash Lass: Me too. Panel 6 Henpecker: *looking needy* Hey, um... I'm sorry too! Panel 7 *all 3 hugging* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 20 caption: Not much later... let's say, oh, 5 days... Panel 1 *an alarm clock reads 4:29 am* Panel 2 *now reads 4:30, is buzzing* Panel 3 *female hand presses snooze* Panel 4 *Brenda nuzzling pillow* pink caption: I think I'll sleep IN a little... Panel 5 sound effect: BCAW! pink caption: Oh, crap! Panel 6 Henpecker: *bursting into room* It's morning! Morning! My first day on the job... BCAW! Get up, up, UP! pink caption: This should prove interesting if nothing else. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 21 Panel 1 *depicts Brenda and Henpecker-- who is wearing a dept. of sanitatiton uniform over her chicken-suit... at the breakroom table, drinking coffee... Panel 2 Bobo: *entering* Hey hey hey, for shizzle! Bobo's here right on the tizzle! Panel 3 Bobo: You ready for some fun, Henny? With me and Brenda, you're gonna have a good time! Henny: I'm sure of that, just don't get impudent about it. BCAW! Panel 4 *an ominous shadow falls over the three* Brenda: Gr... Doub... MR. PEGUES! You came back! Panel 5 Greg: Of course I did, Ms. Fleer. I merely took some time off after my unfortunate kidnapping. And it's time to get back to it... going to help break my new secretary Shaun in today. Good day, Mr. Jones, Ms.... um, Pecker. Bobo: Seeya. Henny: BCAW! Panel 6 Greg: *from exit* And Ms. Fleer... THANK YOU... for everything. Brenda: Anytime, Mr. Pegues. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 22 Panel 1 Bobo: Well, I still say he wants you... Henny: Smelled like it to me.... BCAW! Panel 2 Brenda: Don't be silly, guys. He's had a rough time. I'm glad he came back... and a little surprised, too. Bobo: Why? Panel 3 Brenda: I just got the feeling he disapproved of the life that had been made for him... Panel 4 *scene has now cut to Knowitall's mansion* pink caption: ...that he might return to super-heroing or whatever you call it... full-time. If nothing else than to keep an eye on Knowitall. Panel 5 *closeup on outside mansion; Greg's other body-- in full Doubledare costume-- spying through a window* pink caption: But if he doesn't, well, Trash Lass will be ready to lend a hand... and step in if Knowitall steps out of line. Panel 6 *depicts inside of mansion, the room where the battle took place; curtain is visible* white caption: As will Henpecker! BCAW! Panel 7 *behind the curtain, the tube containing Josie Pickles was cracked in the battle by stray laserfire... liquid has dripped almost all out* lavender caption: You can count on the Savage She-He! Panel 8 *inside tube, Josie/Big Siren opens eyes* pink caption: Thanks, guys! You rock! Well, let's get to it... another day, another dump truck! lavender caption: So, Bren, when do we get to make fun of you for being too Polly Pureheart to be switched over to the BAD side? white caption: That sounded impudent... should I peck him? . . . . . . . . THE END? title/credits: GIRLS ROCK [ January 17, 2009, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Looks like this TRASH LASS miniseries has a penciller! Nicholas Chmaberlain, a friend of Dean's and an upcoming contributer to STARSEARCHERS has rec'vd the script for # 1, apparently enjoyed it and is working on thumbnails (I've seen 'em and they're fun!!). I think issues 2-5 get progressively better and intro some criz-AZY characters so I'm pretty confident they will keep him wanting to and interested in pencilling. In all reality this will take awhile to get done, but when it is, I'm going to launch a TRASH LASS page on FB where the whole series will be available. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       *bumped for mysterious reasons* PS/ Sadly the above plans fell through! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Power Boy Kick Nass Leader posted                           Y the Last Man had a foxy ex supermodel dead body collector ... I think she was born male If my memory is working after this lifetime of binge drinking ... From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Power Boy Kick Nass Leader posted                           I just felt the need to blurt that out in this thread ... 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