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Author Topic: DOOMED GAY ROMANCE: The Series MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Issue # 1 coming soon! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       DOOMED GAY ROMANCE # 1 PAGE 1 Panel 1 *scene is a very crowded dancefloor* caption: Looking... always looking... Panel 2 *closer shot of dancefloor* caption: When there's THIS much to check out, you've got to take care not to miss a thing... and it isn't easy, especially with the amount of shit I've got flowing through my system right now... Panel 3 *closer shot of dancefloor* caption: Wellity wellity wellity. What have we here...? Panel 4 *focus on 1 guy on the dancfloor, young and trendily dressed* caption: Haven't seen him before. Yep... he'll do. [ July 13, 2004, 07:40 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 2 Panel 1 *we see the speaker for the first time; 30-ish but well-kept-together* caption: Now if I can just swim through this sea of sissies... Panel 2 *shows the speaker approaching the dancing guy* Panel 3 *he situates himself on the dancefloor directly in front of the guy* caption: Will he notice me? Does a chicken have a pecker? Panel 4 *the guys make eye contact* caption: Oh, yeah. This might as well be a done deal. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 3 Panel 1 caption: And so we dance for several minutes... Panel 2 caption: And to break the ice further... 30s-ish guy: What's your name? young guy: Aaron. Panel 3 *they continue to dance* caption: Aaron. It's always Aaron. Or Blake. Or Clint. Or Shannon. Or Parker. Or Shane. Good God, it's like their parents WANT them to grow up gay, saddling them with names like that... Panel 4 30s-ish guy: So, Aaron... how about a drink? Aaron: Oh, I'd love one! caption: Of course. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Probability Pete Probably posted                        What would the cover be? I would love to try to illustrate it. From: NJ | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Go right ahead. Use any theme that inspires you, but keep it PG-13 please. DOOMED GAY ROMANCE will be a series of short stories for the most part, some funny, some serious, some scary, etc. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 4 Panel 1 caption: And eventually, gay nature takes its course... Aaron: Wow! Nice place you have here. 30s guy: I like it. Panel 2 Aaron: I like you. You're nice. Nicer than the guys I've met. Panel 3 *the 2 embrace, kiss* Panel 4 *30s guy turns off the lamp* Panel 5 *30s guy taking off Aaron's shirt* Aaron: So, what's your name anyway? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 5 Panel 1 *30s guy steps away from Aaron, behind him* 30s guy: Aaaah... so now you ask. Panel 2 Aaron: Yeah... sorry I didn't ask earlier... I was so busy babbling on... Panel 3 *30s guy approaches Aaron from behind, placing one arm around his chest* 30s guy: Well, MY name isn't Aaron. Or Brent. Or Trey. Or Todd. Or Clay. Or Zachary. Panel 4 Aaron: Well, what is it...? Panel 5 *with his other hand, 30s guy slides a knife across Aaron's neck* Panel 6 *Aaron lying on floor at 30s guy's feet* 30s guy: None of your business. END credits & title: "ALWAYS AARON" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       Gasp! We should have known that this gay romance...was doomed! From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       And this rather unpleasant fellow will be making a return to the pages of DGR. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Hmmm... creepy. Can't wait to read the next story! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Thanks, Eryk. This next tale is a bit more lighthearted! PAGE 6 *splash shot of 2 guys lying in bed, looking disgruntled* caption: Has your relationship played out? Do you and your lover no longer experience those hours-long nights of unbridled sheet-drenching ecstacy? Maybe he doesn't love you anymore? Maybe he's got him a younger, cuter, skinnier guy on the side, and he's doing to him all the naughty things he used to do to you? Or maybe he's experiencing "The Heartbreak of Erectile Dysfunction!!" -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 7 Panel 1 *the 2 guys lying in bed still* Mark: I guess I'm... just not in the mood. Sorry. Patrick: You're NEVER in the mood anymore, it seems. Panel 2 Mark: That's bullshit! Patrick: I'm not counting your little bathroom escapades at The Back Door Friday night, Mark! I'm talking about with ME, alone, in our bed! Panel 3 *Mark rises out of bed* Mark: We've been screwing for three years, damn it! So I have ONE off-night, Jesus!!! Panel 4 Patrick (quietly): ...ONE off-night...? Ha. Panel 5 Mark (from bathroom): I heard that, Smartass. Panel 6 *Mark re-enters bedroom* Patrick: Mark, do you think you might need... Viagara? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 8 Panel 1 Mark: Viag-- Jesus H. Christ!!! So I don't get a hard-on at your demand, and now I need Viagara!! Patrick: No, it was just a... Panel 2 Mark: Maybe I'd be able to get it up if you'd go on a diet. You sure have gained some weight lately! Patrick: ...thought. Panel 3 Patrick *playing it off*: Okay, I'm going to overlook that. I realize I stepped over a line. I sort of questioned your manhood with the whole "viagara" thing, so you lashed out. I understand, it's okay. Panel 4 Mark: You're fat. Panel 5 Patrick: Oh, SCREW you! So I might need to lose 10 pounds...! Mark: Try 20. Panel 6 *Patrick rises from bed* Patrick: I don't have to take this from you, you-- you-- soft peckered prick!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 9 Panel 1 *Mark pinches Patrick's cheek* Mark: Awww, is the fat widdle baby gonna cry? Panel 2 *Pat knocks his hand away* Patrick: Don't touch me!! Panel 3 Mark: You weren't saying that 10 minutes ago. Panel 4 Patrick: Just tell me, Mark... are you seeing someone else? Panel 5 Mark *hands in air, sarcastically*: YES! That's why my penis isn't erect! I've got a younger, cuter, skinnier guy on the side and I'm doing all the naughty things I used to do to you to HIM now! JEEEEZUZ!!! Of course I'm not. When would I have the friggin' TIME? You're already a fatass, don't be a dumbass too. Panel 6 *Patrick slaps Mark* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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