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Topic: GROOVY 70s TEEN TITANS: The Series!
MLLASH
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posted May 07, 2008 12:22 PM
GROOVY 70s TEEN TITANS: THE SERIES # 1 Page 1 *full-page splash; the Joker and Duela "Harlequin" Dent are struggling with/choking each other* Joker: You've been a thorn in my side long enough, little girl! Duela: But... gasp!... Daddikens! I'm your precious little girl! You can't kill me! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted May 07, 2008 12:28 PM
PAGE 2 Panel 1 *still fighting* Joker: HA! I heard how you tried that little trick on my old pal slash nemesis Two-Face. Didn't work on HIM, either! Duela: Can I get an advance on my allowance? Panel 2 Joker: How about an advance to the afterlife? *squirts acid flower, Duela ducks it* Panel 3 Duela: *opening purse* But look... I'm broke! Panel 4 *a spring-coiled boxing glove flies from the purse and hits the Joker in the face* Joker: UUurrRRk! Panel 5 Duela: Hmmph. I'll just ask mommy, then! *clapping sound effects from behind Duela* Duela: Who the--! Panel 6 *Duela turns to see both Robin and Flamebird, watching from atop a building* Duela: Hot-pants! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted May 07, 2008 12:37 PM
PAGE 3 Panel 1 Flamebird: And don't forget me! Panel 2 Harlequin: *rolls eyes* If only I could. Panel 3 *Robin and Flamebird somersault or leap to ground by Duela* Robin: Now ladies, play nice! Panel 4 Harlequin: Don't you have some tennis matches to play back in Cally-forn-I-yay, anyway, blondie? Flamebird: *touching Robin* I have a match to make here first. Panel 5 Harlequin: *reaching into purse* I have the most darling shade of lipstick you should borrow..! Panel 6 Robin: *grabbing Duela's arm* UH uh, Duela! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted May 07, 2008 02:21 PM
PAGE 4 Panel 1 caption: a bedroom not his own... *depicts Charley Parker lying in bed awake, some other guy asleep* Panel 2 *Charley getting out of bed* Panel 3 *Charley transforming into Golden Eagle* Panel 4 *Charley opening window* Panel 5 Other guy, from bed: W... will I see you again..? Panel 6 Golden Eagle: Sure, kid... Panel 7 caption: "...just look up!" *depicts other guy looking at now-empty windowsill* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
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posted May 07, 2008 02:33 PM
PAGE 5 Panel 1 *depicts a line of coke on a table* Panel 2 *depicts a rolled-up bill snorting coke* Panel 3 *depicts Roy Harper wiping nose* Speedy: Aaah! Sweet! Panel 4 sound effect: Knock Knock! off-panel voice through door: ROY!! Panel 5 Speedy *wiping nose again*: I'll be right there, Mal... Panel 6 Speedy *exiting bathroom* caption: Time to put the "great" in Great Frog! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Eryk Davis Ester
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posted May 30, 2008 03:03 PM
PAGE 6 Panel 1 *On-stage at Gabriel's Horn, in the daytime* Jivesy Miller (Bass Player/Singer for Great Frog): Let's get this rehearsal underway! Where's Red? Mal: Still in the bathroom, Jivesy! Sanford Denn (Keyboardist for Great Frog): I *told* him not to go South of the Border for lunch! We need to get this rehearsal under way! Panel 2 *Speedy walks out* Jivesy: There he is! Give me some skin, Red! Speedy: Hey there, Jivesy. Sanford. Panel 3 Speedy: What's happenin', Curly? Curly Stone (guitarist for Great Frog): Just waitin' for you to lay down some of those funky grooves, Whitey! Panel 4 Mal: We got to get it together, man! The girls promised they'd come to the show tonight! Speedy: You and Alfa just concentrate on getting those horn parts right! You can always count on me to score a bullseye! Panel 5 *Great Frog getting ready to practice* Jivesy: Remember, boys! This ain't just to impress your girlfriends! We're raising money for the neighborhood anti-drug committee, to help fight the pushers and the pimps.
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MLLASH
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posted June 04, 2008 08:45 AM
PAGE 7 Panel 1 Speedy: That's right! Now... 1...2...1,2,3,4 Panel 2 *the band playing* Panel 3 Speedy (thought caption): No sense in letting Jivesy and the gang know that one way I beat my heroin addiction was to get into something a little more... upbeat! Panel 4 Speedy: *singing* Babyyyy, my baby... there's no reason to be scared... Babyyyy, my baby... don't worry 'bout the past we shared Panel 5 Speedy: *singing* It's all different now... let me show you how... I'm still the same guy but with a twist... one you will not wanna resist Panel 6 Speedy: *singing* I'm still a bad boy the band, backup singing: mean mean Speedy: *singing* I'm still a bad boy the band: mean mean Speedy: I'm still bad, mean mean, a real bad boy but now I'm clean, YEAH! Panel 7 *shot pulls back to show the entire stage* *the band jamming* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Mattropolis
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posted July 24, 2010 12:26 PM
Page 8 Panel One: Gnaark (off-panel) Lil, wait! Lilith leaving the Garage. Panel Two: Lilith ( a single tear in her eye): Gnaark, it's over. Let it go! Let me go! Panel Three: Lilith removes her long overcoat to reveal a sexy go-go outfit. Panel Four: Close up of garbage can with overcoat stuffed in it. Panel Five: Lilith walking alone in an alley, a sly smile forms on her face. Thinking to herself - I've got someplace to be! Panel Six: Behind her, the silhouette of a another woman - She says - Go Lilith, that's it! Embrace your destiny! -------------------- Touch the magic...
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posted July 24, 2010 12:45 PM
Page 9 Panel One: Tula and Garth are in line to enter the Great Frog. Garth: You didn't have to come Tula. Panel Two: Close up of an angry Tula. Tula: Every time you hang out with your "friends" the Titans, you get hurt. Panel Three: Close up of Garth. Garth: It's not their fault, it's mine... Panel Four: Back to Tula. Tula: I don't care. I just want to make sure it doesn't happen again! Panel Five: The two of them: Garth: Have I told you today how much I love you?" Tula: <Sigh> Silly grin on her face. Panel Six: Karen Beecher (looking out the door) Are you two fools done arguing yet? The show has already started! Panel Seven: Tula (whispering to Garth: Is that Mal's girl? What a..." Panel Eight: Garth: Tula! Shhh! -------------------- Touch the magic...
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MLLASH
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posted July 24, 2010 01:39 PM
PAGE 10 Panel 1 Karen: What are you two fools whispering about...? Oh, Hell! Garth: What's that commotion--? Panel 2 Karen: I'll tell you what it is-- it's a green pain in the ass! Tula: What..? Garth: Tula, I don't think you ever met-- Panel 3 Garth caption: --Beast Boy! *Beast Boy is walking in like a star, is being fawned over* patron: It's that guy! patron 2: That guy from that show! patron 3: I love that guy!! Garfield: My adoring public, how awesome for you to see me! Panel 4 Gar (leaning over to hot chick in crowd): Especially YOU. Come find me later. Hot chick: Oh!!! Panel 5 Gar: Karen! Aren't you fetching in that outfit. Does it have honey-blasters attached to your butt like a certain other-- Karen: Shut up, FOOL. Panel 6 *Gar elbow Garth aside* Garth: HEY--! Gar (to Tula): And who might you be? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Mattropolis
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posted July 24, 2010 02:17 PM
Page 11: Panel one: Garth pushes his was back in between Tula and Gar. Garth: Back off, "superstar"! Tula: Garth, really! It's ok! Panel two: Smiling Tula Tula: I'm Aquagirl! Panel three: Gar Close-up (Huge mischievous grin) Gar: So you breathe underwater? Panel four: Garth and Tula: Tula: Of course, why do you ask? Panel five: Back to Gar Gar: Well, I have a hot tub and..." Donna: (off camera: Garfield Logan, shut up! Panel six: Donna looking pissed. Donna: I know that you have a need to hit on everyone that moves, but Roy and Mal are on stage right now. Panel seven: Gar feigning shame and looking back at Tula Gar: Sorry Donna! <then whispers to Tula out of Donna and Gar's earshot> Look me up next time Fishface gets sick! Panel eight: Donna puts her arm around Tula who has an amused expression on her face. Donna: I'm glad we are all coming tonight. I don't like the way things ended when we broke up the team. -------------------- Touch the magic...
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MLLASH
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posted July 24, 2010 02:38 PM
PAGE 12 Panel 1 caption: Man, what a freak show! I had no idea Great Frog had gotten so popular... Panel 2 caption: Whoa! Those two dudes-- are KISSING? GROSS! WAIT... that's... CHARLEY??? Golden Eagle's a-- Oh my gawd, he's seen me naked...! Panel 3 caption: Maybe I should just split while I-- off-panel voice: WALLY! caption: Crap. Panel 4 Wally: Umm, hey there, G.E... Charley: C'mere, dude!! Panel 5 *Charley hugs him, Wally looks freaked* Charley: Missed you, dude! Panel 6 Wally: Ummm... where's everybody else...? Charley: Let's go find 'em! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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posted July 24, 2010 02:48 PM
Page 13: Panel one: Caption: Lilith had been to clubs like this many times. She knew a lot of people. Important people here. Panel depicts Lilith entering from the back. Obviously flirting with the security detail posted back there: Panel two: Caption: This was her world. Flashing lights. Loud music. This was her... home. Lilith on the dance floor, dancing seductively. Panel Three: Golden Eagle and Wally: Charley: Hey, there's Lilith! Let's go... Wally (interrupting): You go on, I want to find Donna. Panel Four: Charley going toward Lil. Charley: Suit yourself. Hey, Lilith! Panel Five: Lilith smiles as Charley approaches Lilith: Charley, the music is rad! Come dance with me! Panel Six: Charley and Lilith dancing seductively as a crowd gathers around them! [ July 24, 2010, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: Mattropolis ] -------------------- Touch the magic...
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MLLASH
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posted July 24, 2010 03:05 PM
PAGE 14 Panel 1 Charley: You're the best dancer I've ever seen! I had no idea... Lilith: I used to do this for a living, you know... Panel 2 Charley: <looking nervous> I... didn't know... Panel 3 Lilith: <looking super-sexy> Oh yes... I had skills... many skills... Panel 4 Charley: I can see that... Panel 5 *Lilith pulls Charley to her in a passionate kiss* Panel 6 Wally: <looking at them from a distance> WHAT? Has the whole world gone bananas?? Off-panel balloon: THERE you are!!! [ July 24, 2010, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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posted July 24, 2010 03:30 PM
Page 15 Panel 1: Wally turns around to see Donna and Karen. Following behind are Garth, Gar and Tula. Wally: Hey Babe. Panel 2: Close up of Karen Karen: What am I, chopped liver? Panel 3: Back to Wally. He seems to be almost scared of Karen. Wally: Sorry Karen. I was just so happy to finally see a normal face. I- I just was being a..." Panel 4: Karen, almost letting a smile out but not quite. Karen: Fool? Yeah you were. Anyway, is that crazy bitch Lilith out there dancin'? Panel 5: Donna and Karen. The rest of the Titans are gathered around them except for Charlie and Lilith who are still dancing. Donna: Lilith's already here? I wonder why she didn't say anything? Panel 6: Karen, Donna and Wally Looks like she found some fool to dance with her, crazy motherf..." Donna: No, it's Charley Parker! Panel 7: Close-up on Wally. Wally: Yeah, I ran into him when I first got here. Um, anyway, do you want somethin' to drink, baby? Panel 8: Donna shakes her head. Karen is still right next to her. Donna: None for me. Karen: Since I know you meant to ask me too, I'll have a diet cola. [ July 24, 2010, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Mattropolis ] -------------------- Touch the magic...
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