The Infallible Orb of Oscar has informed me that it is once again time to engage in the sacred ritual of plethagoratha, or as you might call it, corrupting the youth... er... no wait... that's not the correct translation. How about... wild chocolate orgy... hmm... that's not quite the how to express the concept either.
Oh, yes, here it is: Dirty Tricks Campaigning! Er... well, that's close enough I guess.
Anyhow, Mayavale's point is that he is once again throwing his towel in the ring to become leader of the LMB! Mayavale has decided to run this time as the candidate of experience! After all, who has more experience campaigning than Mayavale?
But don't think Mayavale's vast experience makes him out of touch with the youth. Mayavale is hip to your jive. I know that many of you are concerned about the state of health care in the LMB. So Mayavale suggests coming by his campaign tent to sample the free... er... medicine that is a standard part of his vision for the LMB.
Together my friends, we can build a future the past would be proud of if it were present.
-------------------- I LIKE IKE!!
Registered: Nov 2003
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HIGHLY RESPECTED NEWSPAPER ALLIES ITSELF WITH CANDIDATE/QUACK MAYAVALE! MAYAVALE VOWS TO USE POWERS OF PRESS, WHEELING MISTS FOR BETTERMENT OF LEGION WORLD!
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Perhaps Thora of Taltar too shall ally herself with the sleazy tabloid and the mist-huffing hippy.
-------------------- On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
From: Taltar | Registered: Sep 2003
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Consider the allegiance of Cobalt Kid to Mayavale a given!
I've been waiting for years for someone like Dr. Mayavale to take over and update the LMB! I promise to hereby dismantle the RMB and return our forces back into the LMB fold should Mayavale be elected!
Hell, I can't see how anyone could run against such a good candidate--I hope he goes unopposed!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Well, I for one have no intentions of supporting some old guy with a bad perm. Here's what will have to happen before I can support you, Doctor Mayflower:
1. That ridiculous hairdo and that grody moustache have to like, GO, and yesterday, not now!
2. Those extra arms? Lose them! *chirp of emphasis* I've had plenty of dates with cute boyz who seemed like they had extra arms already and the last thing I want to do is support some candidate who actually really DOES have extra arms and stuff. No-way, Josie.
3. That rockingchair or whatever you're sitting in adds on like, 15 years to your already advanced age. Please change seats.
4. Is "IKE" like, one of those silly 60s hippy bands that everyone used to like, dance around naked to? You need a kool new "Duffy" necklace instead... she totally roxx! *peppy chirp!*
If you do these things, you might get more votes from the like, younger in-crowd voters on Legion World and all. *chirp of self-agreement*
Registered: Jul 2003
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