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Topic: The Secret Lives of Eryk Davis Ester
MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted October 27, 2012 03:33 PM
Okay, I am going to try to read it... you have all been warned... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted October 27, 2012 03:59 PM
There is an old expression... "If you're going through hell, keep going"... such is what I had to do while reading that FRUITMAN story. Join me, if you will, while I pull back the curtain just a bit and expose you to pure evil: Serial killer face much, Fruitman? A lemon, indeed. Because this story sucks. The following page should be considered NSFW or anyone at all, ever: the story ends with a glimmer of hope-- then dashes the hope under the cloven hoof of the devil himself... I may faint... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
posted October 27, 2012 04:07 PM
I can't control the urge to lock Fruitman in a locker and take his lunch money!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted October 27, 2012 04:11 PM
He holds no a-peel for me. *titter* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted October 27, 2012 04:12 PM
He sure likes spraying his juice in that big dude's eyes... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted October 27, 2012 04:36 PM
Reading that is quite the ex-pear-ience!
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Power Boy
Kick Nass Leader
posted October 27, 2012 05:04 PM
"I hope I can orange to get in the proper window! yuk yuk." I don't understand what that means.
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted October 27, 2012 05:55 PM
Orange you glad he didn't say banana? *slaps self* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Fanfic Lady
Now my heart is full
posted October 27, 2012 06:18 PM
*gasping for air after LMAO* This might just be the funniest thread on Legion World...or anywhere! --------------------"I know it's gonna happen someday."
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted October 27, 2012 06:38 PM
This thread has borne unexpected Fruitman!
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted October 27, 2012 06:51 PM
*GLARES* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Fanfic Lady
Now my heart is full
posted October 27, 2012 06:55 PM
Don't glare, eat a pear. --------------------"I know it's gonna happen someday."
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
posted October 27, 2012 07:14 PM
When threads give you lemons...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Fanfic Lady
Now my heart is full
posted October 27, 2012 07:17 PM
Would Fruitman come up with a novel way to prune a tree? --------------------"I know it's gonna happen someday."
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