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Come now people, it's ten days until my birthday, we've got to scramble.
I know how hard it must be to shop for someone as artistically, intellectually, emotionally attuned as I, but I assume it shouldn't be THAT hard to find SOMEthing.
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Two Sumo wrestlers and a partridge in a pear tree?
-------------------- No regrets, Coyote.
From: Missouri | Registered: Oct 2003
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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I carved you a life-sized model of the "full-figured" Lightning Lad out of old Xmas fruitcakes.
I'm just waiting for Jerry to send me the shipping funds like he promised.
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Where's the gold? The jewels? The control over the pitiful insignificant lives of the wretched masses whom I shall mold into my personal army for the revolution?
..I mean a jet ski.
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A course for boosting your self-confidence?
-------------------- The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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A time machine to get pics of obscure heroes drawn by Jack Kirby, Lou Fines, Wally Wood, Alex Raymond, etc?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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What do you get the man who has everything?
Penicillin! Ba-dum-ta! I'll be here all week!
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: I'll be here all week!
And we won't remember any of it.
-------------------- The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Okay people here's what I want so get to it:
Spanish rice A new toothbrush A Shetland pony Another toothbrush because the pony ate the first one The Ruby Parrot A fake toothbrush Five more minutes on the slip and slide Power over the West Coast Five stout men and two comely lasses of virtue true 1987 A new toaster Bea Arthur either as a zombie or back from the dead To take off my top and get killed by Greg Kinnear A battery powered battery recharger The complete destruction of Neptune New Jersey as a sovereign nation The other castle where the princess is The cake that isn't a lie Mountain dew
Yes I am THAT important.
-------------------- I want to be hated by lies - Bring Back Lian Harper
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