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Originally posted by Disaster Boy:
i really wish i didnt have to get a root canal tomorrow. really.

Granted. Your tooth has fallen out. Now you need a bridge.

I wish my dog wins best of breed at the next dog show.

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Granted, your dog wins best of breed for bull dogs (Knowing your dog is a collie)

I wish I had super powers.

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Granted! You now can now lower the temperature of a room by one degree.

I wish I could fly.

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Granted. You now have a pilot's license for Sopwith Camels only. Unfortunately, there are no airworthy Sopwith Camels left in existence.

I wish I could fly under my own power.

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Granted! You have such horrible flatuence that it literally propels you over tall buildings with a single burst.

I wish that I was physically co-ordinated enough to be a decent player of any sport.

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Granted! You are now the World's Champion Tiddlywinks Player!

I wish I could play the violin.

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Granted! But you are located in Soviet Russia, where violin plays you!

I wish new episodes of Futurama would be created and aired.

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Granted, however they are written by Pat Robertson and drawn by Rosie O'Donnell.

I wish for a butler to clean up my apartment.

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Granted! Lynn Belevedere moves in as your new live-in butler but brings that annoying little kid with him.

I wish the world was round.

Jamie

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Granted! The world is now a flat disc, four inches in diameter and you are very, very tiny!

I wish Cosmic Boy would wear the "bustier" outfit again.

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Granted! However, now he is called Dancing King and disappears on a galaxy-spanning tour of Discos with his partners Leisure-Suit Lord and Sequin Queen.

I wish Bendis would come write for DC...

Jamie
Just to see what y'all can come up with.

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Granted! He'll be writing down what everyone at 1700 wants at Starbuck's.

I wish I were cuter.

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Granted, you are now Emmanuel Lewis (He was so cute as Webster)

I wish I were more confident

(and could make sentences correctly the first time)

[ August 10, 2005, 06:29 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Granted. As your first confident act, you stand up to your boss. And are fired. Congrats!

I wish that I could spend a few extra days at home with my friends from high shool this summer.

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GRANTED, you all come down with typhoid fever and are quarantined in your house.

I wish that disco music would become popular again in America.

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