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Invisible Brainiac
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Granted. Unfortunately, your microwave gets busted.

I wish I could function without any sleep whatsoever.

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Granted! Your hemoglobin is now replaced with 100% Kenyan AA coffee!

Unfortunately, your true love has just had their hemoglobin replaced with 100% chamomile tea. Which means they sleep 24 hrs. a day.

[cue the theme from that "The Odd Couple" sitcom]

I wish our library had all the books in the Legion Showcase book series, so I could finally read them in the proper order.

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Granted!

However, to keep them in mint condition, you're only allowed to read one page a day - which your library AI scans and uploads to your computer.

One comic book a month isn't so bad...

I wish I had more oatmeal in my cupboard.

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Granted! Do you really want to eat oatmeal that has a "Best If Used By..." date of 7/9/1985, though? Maybe you should sell it on eBay using the "collectables" option instead.

I wish everyone on Legion World could join me for a drink right now. (And I'd be wealthy enough to pick up the tab.)

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Granted! However, not everyone can fit into the bar, so you spend the whole night shepherding everyone in in groups of 50, then cycling them out again. Ah well, at least you got ONE drink...

I wish I could sleep all day tomorrow.

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Granted! Although, of course, when "tomorrow" arrives, it will actually be "today". That full day of sleep will always just be one... day... away.

I wish I hadn't had so much coffee today.

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Granted. Time flows in reverse and the coffee is "rewinded" out of your system. Ouch.

I wish Blaze and I could go to Japan for the long weekend.

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Granted. But you get roped into doing containment work at Fukushima, and have to wear containment suits the whole time - no touching.

I wish all the little pesky errands I am behind on would just sort themselves out.

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Granted. Gremlins invade your life. They start out helpful at first... but you know how gremlins can get.

I wish I had Kinetix's powers.

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Granted! But you're also transported to a planet where everyone has those exact same powers. So they all just shrug and say, "Huh. That all you got?"

I wish I still had my last job (same locale, pay, job duties, hours, boss, etc).

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Granted! But you have that same job forever, so I hope you don't get bored.

I wish I had my Invisible Brainiac powers in real life.

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Granted! You now have these powers, while you live forever as a fictional character in the Albert Brooks film Real Life

Your friends and family will always wonder what became of you, unless one of them ends up going to film school and finding out the truth.

I wish all my medical bills were paid. [Roll Eyes]

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Granted! They were paid but you are now forever indebted to your mysterious benefactor.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

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Granted! You have perfect teeth that you take out every night and put in a glass.

I wish I could get a promotion at work.

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Granted! You're promoted all the way to the top. Hope you enjoy working 60-hour weeks.

I wish I could fly.

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