Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!
From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! Your hemoglobin is now replaced with 100% Kenyan AA coffee!
Unfortunately, your true love has just had their hemoglobin replaced with 100% chamomile tea. Which means they sleep 24 hrs. a day.
[cue the theme from that "The Odd Couple" sitcom]
I wish our library had all the books in the Legion Showcase book series, so I could finally read them in the proper order.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!
From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! Do you really want to eat oatmeal that has a "Best If Used By..." date of 7/9/1985, though? Maybe you should sell it on eBay using the "collectables" option instead.
I wish everyone on Legion World could join me for a drink right now. (And I'd be wealthy enough to pick up the tab.)
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! However, not everyone can fit into the bar, so you spend the whole night shepherding everyone in in groups of 50, then cycling them out again. Ah well, at least you got ONE drink...
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Granted! Although, of course, when "tomorrow" arrives, it will actually be "today". That full day of sleep will always just be one... day... away.
I wish I hadn't had so much coffee today.
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Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!
From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! But you're also transported to a planet where everyone has those exact same powers. So they all just shrug and say, "Huh. That all you got?"
I wish I still had my last job (same locale, pay, job duties, hours, boss, etc).
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!
From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! You now have these powers, while you live forever as a fictional character in the Albert Brooks film Real Life
Your friends and family will always wonder what became of you, unless one of them ends up going to film school and finding out the truth.
I wish all my medical bills were paid.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! You have perfect teeth that you take out every night and put in a glass.
I wish I could get a promotion at work.
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