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Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Escalation
Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted February 14, 2007 08:22 PM
Witches' Anti-Defamation League defeats endless reruns of Bewitched. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted February 14, 2007 08:37 PM
The Spanish Inquisition defeats the Witches' Anti-Defamation League.
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Bicycle Repair Man
Deputy
posted February 14, 2007 09:41 PM
Slow bus service defeats the Spanish Inquisition by making them late for their entrance in the closing sketch.Nobody expects the Spanish-- {"The End" appears} Oh, bugger!
From: Monty Python's Flying Circus | Registered: Aug 2003
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted February 15, 2007 04:32 AM
Mussolini defeats slow bus service by getting buses to run on time. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Bevis
Feeling nostalgic
posted February 15, 2007 08:15 AM
Historical accuracy (which shows that Mussolini did nothing to improve the running of the public services) beats Mussolini. -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
From: Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted February 15, 2007 10:30 AM
Postmodernism "defeats" such phallocentric notions as "historical accuracy" by persuading the young people that it's all just relative anyway. [ February 15, 2007, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Kent Shakespeare
Spectacled Legion
posted February 15, 2007 10:37 AM
Conservatives defeat postmodernism by whining that it goes against the traditional family values that they just made up.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Tamper Lad
With the Scarlett Faction
posted February 15, 2007 11:05 AM
Hypocrisy beats conversvatives when they fail to live up to the traditional family values they tout.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Lad Boy
3rd smartest person on Legion World
posted February 15, 2007 12:32 PM
Truth, justice and the American way beat hypocrisy.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted February 15, 2007 01:09 PM
Wall St. beats truth, justice and the American Way. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Lad Boy
3rd smartest person on Legion World
posted February 15, 2007 01:34 PM
"voodoo economics" beats Wall Street
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted February 15, 2007 01:42 PM
Budget deficits beat Voodoo Economics.
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Tamper Lad
With the Scarlett Faction
posted February 15, 2007 01:43 PM
Milton Friedman and an unparalleled record of empirical success banishes the label of voodoo economics.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Tamper Lad
With the Scarlett Faction
posted February 15, 2007 01:46 PM
George W. Bush's incompetence beats Milton Friedman just because that's the only thing in the universe greater than Milton Friedman.
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted February 15, 2007 03:47 PM
Nothing beats George W. Bush's incompetence.
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