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This game has you telling the world just how Lard Lad's newest power works.
The first person names the new power. The next person the describes what the power is and how it works. And then leaves a new power for the next poster to describe.
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Lardy can change any object he touches into either a dish or a pan. Of course which it turns into and what kind is totally random. It may be a paper plate or bone china; it may be a cast iron cauldron or a small aluminum saucepan.
Next: Garlic Breath
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Lardy has the power to ward off vampires--and most other sentient beings--with a huff and a puff.
Next: Selective Teleportation
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This power allows Lardy to teleport people who are boring him, or possibly in-laws, to another location. The selective part means 2 things: 1) He selects whom he teleports and to where and 2)They have conveniently had all memories of the conversation with Lardy selectively removed.
Next: Conversing with animals
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This power is only activated when Lardy has achieved altered consciousness (usually by means of alcohol), in which Lardy has the ability to talk with animals and learn what others have been saying behind his back (even when he tries another line of conversation the topic invariably returns to this). No one else is ever privy to these conversations, and it remains undetectable to even the most skilled of animal telepaths.
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Lard Lad rarely uses this power as it only affects men's pants. However he was able to catch that male spy disguised as a woman by using this power.
Next: Cauliflower Ears
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Lard Lad can discuss beforehand with cauliflower how it wishes to be cooked prior to consumption-- via a highly specialized form of telepathy/super-hearing.
It is unknown if this power can be employed with other cruciferous vegetables (such as cabbages, broccoli, etc.)
Next: Editorial Restraint
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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This is like photographic memory, except that Lardy vomits and the vomit forms a picture of what he was trying to remember.
Next: Child Bearing Hips
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At his command a bevy of children carring rosehips will appear, disperse their burden then disappear again.
Next: perfect pitch
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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At baseball games, Lard Lad's yells insults at the pitcher's mound, and it actually causes the pitcher to win the game !
Next: Nuclear Arms
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Lardy can cause an explosion when he flexes his biceps.
Next: Cake Walk
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When Lardy fixes dessert for the potluck, small particles of telekinetic force embed themselves therein. When all the partygoers have eaten their fill, dessert puts itself away;In its own patented, covered cake carrier- to retard spoilage and to aid in easy transport.
Next: Bedroom Eyes
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Like a bizarrely under-developed Wondertwin, by knocking his knees together, Lardy can transform them into water in any form. Woe to him who finds himself trapped within Lardy's ice-cage knees.
Next: Baboon Heart
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