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Similar to dowsing for water, Lardy has the ability to divine the exact location to dig a well capable of yielding tasty milkshakes.
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Lardy uses this power to arrive unannounced at weddings and give inappropriate toasts about that time him and the groom went to band camp
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Lardy can whistle the 1970s Dairy Queen jingle all the way through, thereby compelling anyone in earshot to dance!
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Lardy can cause objects to grow longer and stay that way till dawn.
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Like the heroine of this groovy children's book, Lardy is half-fairy. Which means he, like its heroine and unlike normal humans, can kiss his own elbow. Doing so in the midst of battle causes his enemies to collapse in the throes of laughter. At which point he can deliver them to the authorities without risk of violence or property destruction.
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When Lardy is Ump at a baseball game, the bases stay neat and tidy. No need to have an assistant come out between innings and dust them off to make them more visible!
Next: Brown-And-Serve
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Similar to Matlock's Hot Coffee Vision, this power enables Lardy to create and serve coffee with cream.
Next: The Edge of Night
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Lardy can create localized eclipses. Ever wanted to catch that solar eclipse but kept sleeping through it? Now Lardy can show you what it's like.
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