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Much like Matter-Eater Lad, Lardy can consume items that would normally not be edible, but only if said items are flammable. Fires in his stomach burn them up. This also explains the super-flatulence.
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Lardy can whistle that tune from Mary Poppins in the direction of unsightly household messes, and make them telekinetically all neat 'n orderly again.
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Lardy goes undercover as a bartender to infiltate the mob world. His dirty martini is laced with sodium pentathol, and has brought many a criminal to justice.
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Similar to Frozen Assets above, but burns instead of freezes.
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Lardy has the power to travel through time by spinning a table in his presence. He can travel to any point in the past or future where a table occupies that same general area, allowing him to leave a boring modern restaurant and go visit the swinging speakeasy that sat on that spot in the Roaring 20s.
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Lardy has the power to make people happy by giving them a good swat. This power is especially effective on masochists.
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When Lardy hugs a woman, he only has normal strenght. When he hugs a man, he gains super-strenght, resulting in a man crushing bearhug
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Lard Lad has distilled the powers of our own yellow sun into specially-designed "pagers." He always has one on hand in case the nearest Son or Cousin of Krypton is headed for a red sun and needs portable super-powers to fight evil.
Next: Double Joints
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While his detractors claim that this refers to Lardy's ability to be the life of the party, and make giggling references to something called 'Reefer Madness,' in truth, Double Joints refers to Lardy's ability to add joints to any object he touches, allowing him to fold it in half for convenient storage.
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Lardy knows when a simple peck on the cheek will be enough to drive a woman wild.
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It's not the manboobs. It's the tassles. Once he gets them spinning in opposite directions, people's eyes glaze over and his accomplices can tie their shoelaces together while they are entranced.
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Lard Lad is the only man in the English-speaking world who can do a Karaoke medley of Foreigner songs without inciting mass revolts. Yes, even "Double Vision" and [shudder] "Waiting For A Girl Like You" are spun into gold owing to Lardy's way with a vintage Top 40 song.
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This is easily the power set that confuses evil- doers the most. Lardy splits into three women. while simultaneously speaking Japanese.
Next: Buy one, Get one free
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Lardy has the power to duplicate an inanimate object he purchases. There are limits to this power. Sadly, it does not work on cars, houses, airplanes, rare comics or grilled cheese sandwiches.
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